i rly dont like it omg

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

anonymous asked:

bruna omg I love the Kara x RPDR headcanon. More pleaseeee

O SHIT ok so… all of these were discussed w kat @allybroke so credit for her as well for these ! 

this is kind of a mess to be honest cause i got v excited abt this so, ,, here we go ! 

  • lemme start w a few things that ive already mentioned in tha other ask: kara’s fav season s8 bc its the least catty of all, but she also loves s6 bc its when alex got into the show (def bc bianca del rio) & bc she really loves adore.
  • adore is her fav drag queen bc adore is the underdog and shes kind and sweet and lovable and so talented and kara is always repeating adore’s catch phrases like “im a freaking libra !” and alex is like “ur not a libra” & whenever j’onn is like trying to b serious and telling her abt a mission or whatever shes like “party!”
  • kara saying “LETS GET SICKENING!” before every mission
  • kara answering “absolutelyyy” w her best gia gunn voice to every single fuckin thing alex asks her 
  • kara at pride and shes endearing everyone to her bc shes saying all these drag terms in a normal conv and sometimes shes not even using them right but shes so cute and sweet to everyone talking to her that they dont care
  • kara going to a gay bar w alex and people take one look at kara and theyre like o honey shes lost…. but then by the end of the night shes attracted every single fuckin rpdr fan & the drags from the club and theyre all passionately discussing the show and kara is jus tryna calm alex out bc shes drunk and YELLING about how katya was ROBBED
  • kara connecting w the queens bc they have “secret” identities too 
  • alex getting into rpdr bc of kara and at first she doesnt want to admit it but actually fucking loves it so much and she 100% repeats the stuff bianca del rio says in normal conversations
  • after kara listens to alaska’s songs whenever she is gonna say anything she either starts with “my name is Kara Zor-El and i have something to sayyyy” OR shes always like “Greetings Earthlings my name is Kara Zor-El from planet Krypton”
  • kara thinking that alaska is deadass an alien and shes like “omg alex can u like search planet Glamtron for me i dont kno tha one !” and alex is jus like “omg….”
  • kara’s guilty pleasure is loving willam so much bc she doesnt want anyone knowing she laughs at some of the mean things willam says
  • kara seeing the queens out of drag for the first time and shes like “this is like.. MAGIC!!!!!” bc theyre so different
  • kara loves trixie mattel and this is just a fact.
  • kara and alex binge watching the show together and theyre watching season 4 and kara is like “i rly dont like phi phi… shes not very… nice” and alex going “u can say shes a bitch its ok”
  • kara getting genuinely upset watching season 5 and watching roxxxy be mean to jinkx for no reason and being like why is she SO MEAN alex !!!!!!!!!
  • kara and alex competing to see whom does alyssa’s tongue pop better???????
  • kara would def be friends w every single drag queen in national city btw
  • when she finds out cat grant is ACTUALLY friends w rupaul bc one day she enters catco and what the fuck is that rupaul sitting on cat’s couch…..
  • kara meeting rupaul while shes supergirl and completely geeking out and telling her abt how much she loves the show and why she loves it so much and ru is just endeared bc its impossible not to b endeared by kara???????
  • kara deadass being a judge @ rpdr as supergirl im yelling can u IMAGINE that??????? she wouldnt b able to say anything mean and shed be like “i think ur so great. u did amazing. u invented-” and she jus goes on and on
  • kara finding out a little boy in national city wants to do drag for his halloween and wants to be supergirl but his friends are teasing him and kara is deadass like “alex im going” and alex is like “sis im not stopping u” and kara deadass shows up at his house w a supergirl suit that she got winn to make and she goes w him to halloween and flies him home 
  • it actually becomes a thing like every year kara spends her night helping little boys that want to dress up for the first time but their friends tease him or their parents wont let him like kara just makes sure shes w them at all times and supports them and introduces them to her friends and shes jus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about it all
  • kara introducing lena to rpdr and lena’s fav drag queen is deadass alyssa edwards like dont fight me on this.
  • lena and kara sending each other gifs of rpdr back and forth
  • whenever lena feels herself being extra or losing her chill shes like: “the five G’s lena. Good God Get a Grip Girl” 
  • when lena and kara are watching season 5 of rpdr lena makes kara go back on alyssa and coco’s fight bc she just loses it all the time coco says IM NOT JOKNG BITCH and does the head turn
  • ok but my fav! the gang is all hanging out at the bar or something and rpdr comes up bc of course it does and then alex and lena are at each other’s throats bc alex is team katya and lena is team alaska and kara is just in the middle bc she loves both. lena is like “a person who was at the top the most should win” meanwhile alex is like “THAT SHIT WAS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • kara just enjoys the show and thinks everyone is a winner at the end of the day. 

the edge of seventeen tag by @alwaysimming

rules: reimagine your founder (or a sim you made as an adult) as a teen! maybe even on prom night?

thanks so much for tagging me @cinemasims!!!

lol so i dont rly have a legacy goin on now so i thought id do mortimer goth!!! i feel like he was a big nerd in school complete with acne and lil peach fuzz that would one day turn into the glorious stache we all know and love

i feel like everyone has done this omg so if u haven’t and u wanna then i tag u!!

  • me: im really lonely and i rly want to feel validated and i want attention!!
  • not my favorite person: omg i love you!! you matter!! do you want to talk?
  • me: noT FROM YOU GO AWAY I HATE YOU!!
youtube

HERE IS A CAS VIDEO i’m sorry no one asked for it but here it is regardless

@youtube pls dont take it down i just rly like this song??????

anonymous asked:

don't you just love how 95% of the bioware fandom doesn't understand the meaning of the word bisexual lmao anyway you are a gift to this fandom and we don't deserve you

omg dude thank u sm that means the world

Omg guys I was in class today and my teacher said “Dr who suckz!!!!!” and one of the students got up and said “I challenge you to a duel!” And they both pulled out swords and started dueling and long story short the ambulance is here and the teacher lost 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 #dr who foreva #bitchesgetstitches #dont mess with the fandom #whovians step in your tardis

anonymous asked:

omg aaa ive known you ever since 2012......i rly love ur art, i go on tumblr every week to see it bc its so aesthetically pleasing!! i was always intimidated by artists even though i am one myself, but you sound rly chill and like youd get along with everyone, and you call your fans buddies which i think is super nice i hope this didnt sound creepy but hgkdfj not only is your art good, your personality is as well and i think its admiring.

OMGGMFKRJ THIS IS SO NICE THANK U SO MUCH i dont know what to say im just rly happy right now (cries) AND PH MY GOD 2012..thank u for staying with me omg and dont be intimidated by me, feel free to talk to me! And be a pals…😭💕✨👀

sleepysak  asked:

ok so. a while ago u had a mchanzo fic rec- and one of them was the fic "i walk the line" and thats how i found the fic. and bc of that i followed the author on tumblr aND WE ENDED UP BECOMING FRIENDS. i literally made a rly awesome friend thru ur fic rec and honestly just thanks. thanks a TON bc honestly i dont go thru the archive tag much and i probably would never have found it or my bud without u!

OOHHH YES YES I LOVE THAT FIC!!!!!!! and how good omg that’s like, one of those classic tumblr friends meet scenarios i love that!!!!!! :“ 0 im so glad to have been ur friendship… wingman(??) !!! +++tell em I SUPER LOV … their work!!!

anonymous asked:

Omg wanna tell us about the crush???💕💕💕

AAAAAAAAAAAA ok he’s the cutest lil bean ever??? and he’s so kind and sweet he keeps randomly sending me all these rly cute tumblr posts that make me weep and hes so smart!!!!! like he actually understands physics???? i dont understand????? and he is so pre t t y (his glasses make him look so adorable and his nose is so cute and his hair looks s o soft im ;-;) but he doesn’t agree with me so i’ll just have to fite him i guess AND HE CAN PLAY THE UKULELE!!!! like excuse!!!!!! i did not ask for someone to sing and play twenty one pilot songs to me during skype calls???? alSO we’re meeting up in july im sO EXCITE!!!!!! AAAAA !!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

For the fandom ask, homestuck? Or voltron (I think you like that, correct me if I'm wrong)

Already did hs so ill just do voltron

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

  • the first character i ever fell in love with:

Hunk i love him sm

  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:

No one so far

  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:


N/A, the shows probs too new      

  • my ultimate favorite character™:

Keith

  • prettiest character:

Allura by far omg

  • my most hated character:

I dont think i rly hate anyone 

  • my OTP:

gonna have to go w klance

  • my NOTP:

Anything shiro/paladin

  • favorite episode:

The mall one omg

  • saddest death:

No one is dead

  • favorite season:

2

  • least favorite season:

well that only leaves 1

  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:

like i said i dont rly hate anyone

  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave

probably lotor even tho we havent met him

  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:

hunk

  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship

if you feel that way about a ship and you still ship it you are Very Gross

  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:

/shrug

lams fic recs

im so amazed at how many?? good lams fic there are out there?? omg. so i figured i wanted to make a rec list bcs HOLY SHIT theres just too many. seriously to everyone who wrote these u r a sweet summer child lemme give u a kiss

(these r in no order)

1. ‘we fell into love, we fell into wonder ’ by reultan (they have a tumblr too, @jeffer-sin ;)))

this fic so cute!!! shit john has pastel hair?? and alex has cute ass hoop earings?? and lafayette wears eyeliner?? AAAA this one updated pretty recently too. theres a tiny bit of angst but mostly its just rly cute and I LIVE for th aesthetic. READ IT

its on ao3 (all of these r on ao3) - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6615607/chapters/15137431

2. i will stay upon your shoreland by AozoraNoShita (i dont know if they have a tumblr…)

SELKIES. do i have to say anything else? this one actually made me cry it so good hooly. alex is a selkie and john steals his coat.

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/5048419/chapters/11608768

3. On a Stranger’s Doorstep by Puzzlequeer (they have a tumblr too, @oncetherelivedaboy

THIS ONE WAS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE. its rly cute and also angsty at the same time?? how?? omg??

and there is trans alex, single dad john and frances !! i love that frances is a big part of this fic. i also rly like how the author writes alex and john as characters like..the dilaougue between them is just?? so natural?? idk how they do it

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6137260/chapters/14063953

4. Surprises by Puzzlequeer

this is the sequel to On a Stranger’s Doorstep. though beware, there is mpreg (but like, in a sensible way. alex is a pregnant trans man). this one is still updating actively and its also RLY GOOD. omg. lafayette is so good in this fic and frances is still a big part of the story !! (im a sucker for anything that invloves frances can u tell)

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6938197/chapters/15822613

5. frankly, it’s a tad exhilirating by colonellaurens
(idk if they have a tumblr)

this one seems to be a fan favorite, it’s pretty popular. AND FOR A GOOD REASON. its one of those fake dating tropes and i lov cliche tropes. also henry laurens is a dick. and im all about that.

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6080499/chapters/13936944

6. Something They Can Never Take Away by a_mind_at_work ( they have a tumble !! @undiscoveredstory and omg, theyre so nice?? holy shit??)

this one is also popular and its so nicely written?? they write anxiety and angst rly well?? wow im. honestly i read this one so fast bcs it was SO GOOD. its an adoption au and daddy washington is my fave washington

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6642676/chapters/15197266

7. build a city that dreams for two by lcafayctte

ITS A BALLERINA AU. holy smokes (im trying not to say shit anymore) um..its so GOOD. i know i say this for every single one of these but they ALL ARE. can u rly blame me? anyway i lov how persistant alex is and john. in ballerina tights. omg. READ IT

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6585262/chapters/15065983

8. cornerstone by rosenbergs

(as far as im concerned, they co-own a network blog for hamilton writers with @yrshamilton - ( its @linmnuel )and their personal is @lcfayatte)

okay im not gonna lie i cried. twice. when i read this and it contains just the right amount of angst but the way it ends is SO SATISFYING. (angelica would b satisfied honestly) brace urselves for pain folks but its all worth it. i, but a weak man who has witnessed this pain first-hand, promise u. its worth it. also lafayette is rly good in this. omg

ao3 - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6595498/chapters/15088315

alright thats all bcs i dont wanna make a post that too long . but ill probs make a part 2 at some point bcs there is so much more honestly. i might make one with my fave authors?? maybe. or ill make one with just one shots. OH i have an idea. i know im a new blog but if u want me to make a specific rec list then pls come tell me !! i have too much free time

anonymous asked:

"Her blue eyes roamed over the leather book that had just come crashing through the window. Hesitantly she opened up the book, the black ink standing out on the white paper. She read the text, it said: suddenly Eloqit ,thats what she likes to be called, found herself sitting in an abandoned amusement park." His deep voice narrated, completely lacking any emotion whatsoever. Faintly you could hear the scribble of pen on paper in between words. (More? What next?)

this is rly good idk how to add on I dont wanna ruin it omg

Get to Know Me ✨🌙

Was tagged by @aff-able ! thank you omg ive been following u for forever time rly does fly

Rules: Answer the 20 questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

Nickname: aside from the embarrassing ones my parents give me…none rly

Gender: female

Star Sign: aries 

Height: 5′ its rough

Time Right Now: 3:02 am lol

Last Thing I Googled: netflix 

Favorite Bands: idk if this counts but odesza, bts, hyukoh, aquilo, glass animals, not much else ive stuck with since my high school hipster phase died lmao

Favorite Solo Artist: dean, yuna, lianne la havas, frank ocean, miguel, vince staples, flume 

Song Stuck In Your Head: the city by madeon 

Last Movie I Watched: lmao beauty and the beast…

Last TV Show I Watched: friends 

When Did You Create Your Blog: 2011 omg…ive been on here for too long

What Kind of Stuff Do You Post: cityscapes and kpop nowadays?? idk either

When Did Your Blog Reach its Peak: um never i go through too many phases to keep that many ppl around

Do You Have Any Other Blogs: no

Do You Get Asks Regularly: nope

Why Did You Chose Your URL: honestly no idea i just hated my old one

Following: 200 something 

Posts: either too many at a time or none at all

Hogwarts House: slytherin 

Pokemon Team: valor…before i had to delete it 

Favorite Colors: pink, but also deep blue 

Average Hours of Sleep: 5 hours ish 

Lucky Numbers: don’t really have any but my favs 10

Favorite Characters: every character from arrested development and bobs burgers

What Are You Wearing Right Now: purple tshirt and pink sweats lmao 

How Many Blankets Do You Sleep With: 2

Dream Job: i wanna do law or grad studies…we’ll see

Dream Trip: backpacking through europe sounds great right about now 

I’ll tag: @wingscomeback, @simpllyariel, @blackhoeaesthetic, @lust-truth (u were already tagged but ur posts make me laugh so im tagging u anyway lmao), @loveutae

paramore/hayley williams rly is so important to me i dont talk about it enough but now im getting new music bitch!!!

idk i’ve followed paramore since the beginning and their albums have got me thru a lot like my teenage years and i’ve seen them irl so many times and spoken to hayley sO!

i mean i do have a song title tattooed on me

omg im so excited… you guys dont even kno