i rlly didnt like the other one

kent parson can sing

i dont mean like hes ok at it either. no. this boy can SING

  • he mostly just sings in the shower and shit
    • hes always loved gettin down to pop music but hes never been into music so to speak
    • like hes never rlly played an instrument or any of that 
    • he definitely doesnt know how to read sheet music no sirree
    • he cant harmonize easily or sight sing or anything technical mainly just cause hes never really tried
    • but hell he has PIPES and his voice is smooth as butter
    • but no one knows this except for kit purrson and jack ‘soft singing comforted teenage me when my anxiety flared up’ zimmermann
  • one day the aces PR are making videos and they decide to stage a sing-off
    • they get 3 of the aces including kent ofc bc whats aces promotional material without certified heartthrob and team captain kent v parson
    • each of them is told to pick 3 songs and theyll do one at a time for 3 rounds and their teammates will judge
    • the aces being in vegas they have a shit ton of money so they really deck it out, they bring in tech people to set up fancy lights and screens and shit and make the t-mobile arena’s center ice look like a hockey-themed the voice
    • each of them is given time to plan out their numbers with the tech guys so it looks snazzy af even though for all the PR people know they probably all three sound like dying horses
  • up first is chickens fish guy
    • homeboy comes in with this cutesy folk song from russia
    • he can’t sing that great but it’s p cute and the bright bubbly lights and visuals help
  • now taking center ice is jeff “swoops” troy 
    • swoops being a fool for basketball goes with some high school musical “we’re all in this together” and hey he actually has a nice voice. all in all it’s a good performance
  • and finally kent ‘most extra motherfucker this side of I-15″ parson is set to perform
    • this bitch comes out guns blazing with “i will always love you” by whitney houston
    • he fucking KILLS it and the visuals and everything… 
    • his stage presence is naturally on point 
    • every single person in t-mobile arena at that moment stopped in their tracks to take in this fucking amazing performance
    • finally when kent makes it to the end of the song everyones jaws are on the floor and hes like “how was that did i do ok”
  • chickens fish guy straight up walks out with his hands up. swoops concedes defeat and PR asks kent to do his other 2 songs
    • hes like oh um ok i didnt realize i was that good but sure if u rlly want
    • next he does a really fiery “i would like” by zara larsson and hes getting rlly into it with his dancing and everyone is mesmerized
      • (that song is definitely on his sex playlist but the aces and staff dont need to know that)
    • finally he comes in with the beyoncé everyone knew was coming but instead of one of her really well-known singles he does “start over” from 4 and it’s actually really big and powerful on the vocals and it has a lot of wild runs and kent hits ALL OF THEM and the jaws are on the floor again
  • the PR people put the video out and the public goes w i l d because seriously it’s just unfair?? that he can be so damn good at hockey AND singing

magnus and alec being all happy and comfortable on their way back from their first date, smiling brightly, and laughing about things that aren’t funny, just because they feel so good.
alec laces his fingers through magnus’ and they look at each other for a moment, wide grins on their faces. magnus occasionally squeezes alec’s hand and alec squeezes back.
they get to magnus’ building but they’re still talking and neither of them even mentions it, they just go inside for another drink.
it’s one drink and 90 minutes later when alec realizes what time it is and that he should’ve been home like two hours ago but he just…it doesn’t really matter when he’s here with magnus, feeling the best he’s felt since… well, ever.
“i should get going…“ alec sighs, but he makes no move to get up from the couch. instead he lets himself sink deeper into the corner and tugs his feet under magnus’ legs even further.
magnus is sitting in the middle of the sofa, elbow on the backrest and legs curled up. "of course.”
alec raises an eyebrow. “d’you want me to?” he asks, but there’s little insecurity in his voice. he knows magnus doesn’t want him to. it’s a weird, new feeling for him, knowing he’s wanted. but it feels… it feels good.
magnus tilts his head and unsubtly lets his gaze drop to alec’s lips. “if it means i’m finally getting my post date kiss…” he teases. he’s trying not to smile, but the glint in his eyes betrays him.
alec chuckles, feeling his cheeks heat up. “acting like you want me to leave is not gonna get you that kiss, you know." 
magnus nods thoughtfully for a few seconds, before finally letting the smile appear on his lips. "good thing i have a plan B then.”
“and what’s that?" 
"well, telling you would ruin the idea, wouldn’t it?”
alec pushes himself a little more upright, just a little closer to magnus. “are you always this cryptic?" 
magnus looks slightly taken aback at that, face softening a little as he stares at alec, eyes full of…something. awe, maybe. "i’m not being cryptic," he recites softly. "i’m being coy.”
alec swallows, only realizing they’d both slowly been leaning closer when he feels magnus’ breath touch his lips. magnus suddenly seems to realize too - alec can hear his breath hitch - but neither of them stops.
alec is the first one to close his eyes, for no other reason than to try to contain his smile and keep breathing with magnus’ lips brushing against his.
it feels like minutes, lips ghosting over lips, breaths mingling.
“plan B succeeded,” magnus whispers.

anonymous asked:

i think the only person jimin is i wouldnt say shy but reserved around is yoongi, i think thats because he respects/admires him, (like a hyung) so much and wants approval? didnt he bring lyrics to him once and yoongi was like you call these lyrics? with the other hyungs he knows hes charming/has aegyo and uses that to get away with stuff, i think jin said once you cant rlly be mad at him because hes cute lol, i hope im not bothering you too much behaviour is fascinating to analyze

never a bother, i love analyzing behavior too ajfdkl. so this is about to get long lol

yoonmin srsly confounds me sometimes - on one hand there’s an underlying power imbalance, but then they rly feel like equals? diff. from jikook, in which jimin clearly feels older to me most of the time. the general sense i get from yoonmin tho is that they have, unexpectedly, a mutual understanding, despite their differences. and jimin (yoongi too, i believe) usually adjusts to reflect whoever he’s with. take taehyung for ex. - he doesn’t rly compromise his energy no matter who he’s hanging out with, but i’ve noticed jimin often tries to establish gentle rapport w/ the person he’s talking to in one-on-one situations. you inspired me to brush up on my yoonmin so i was just re-watching this log:

the amount of ‘mirroring’ in this, omg… tempting me to make more body lang. analyses AHH. i think what u said about jimin being more reserved around yoongi is so right; i think it’s respect, but also because they have a kind of comforting, relaxing effect on each other? jimin is quieter around yoongi, just like how yoongi is gentler/more honest when he’s around jimin imo (compare w/ energetic yoonseok). the members have said b4 that jimin is the most mellow irl, so maybe the reserved jimin we see w/ yoongi is actually the jimin we don’t see most of the time.

things that keep me up at night tbh

anonymous asked:

I had this one friend who i'd just zone off thinking about what it'd be like when we grew up, and about how we'd cuddle at break soon and how pretty she was and how i wanted to make her smile. And sometimes i'd get annoyed when other people hung out with us cos i'd get sudden urges to just turn around and kiss her like itd be the most natural thing on this planet to do and i literally couldnt bear to not sit with her at everything.. i rlly cannot believe i didnt know i was gay i was so in denial

omg yeah damn thats gay but also so cute 



im so sad face cause i got a monster high doll and its like damaged and i tried calling mattel yet no answer for 3 days and then i tried emailing them and i still didnt get a reply

been having rlly bad days and i thought a doll would cheer me up now im just crying some more sighs so i have to buy a new one and its just making me cry even more cause they cost like 50 dollars here and i was saving that for something else, like commissioning someone who needed money and paying debts, maybe ill buy the doll later i have other things to pay for

so bluhhh maybe a skelita to make me feel better since i love her