i rewatched this the other night

So I had cause to rewatch episode 3 of Critical Role today, and that one has some Dang Good Moments:

  • The world’s most awkward assassination. Vex has her very dramatic and badass “We’ll rescue her, and we’re going to kill your god!” line, and then everyone just sort of looks at each other awkwardly for like five full seconds of silence, and Vax just sort of grins with a “?????” expression and finally slits the duergar’s throat.
  • All the various watches standing guard at night fail to roll well enough to figure out what’s up with the seal of Bahamut carved into the wall over their camp, so it’s just a long procession of, “Huh, that’s pretty.”
  • Scanlan sneaks alone into a war camp and gets front-row seats to the brain-sucking extravaganza.
  • Vox Machina actually comes up with what might be their best and most successful plan yet: use Hallucinatory Terrain to slightly extend a chasm overlooking a 1000-foot drop and lure the enemies into charging forward. It still involves Grog calling it a “rim job”, Vax flicking double-birds, Vax nearly losing the flying carpet permanently, Vax nearly dying, and a lot of confused yelling, but hey, that’s about par for the course.
  • The Wrath of Vex, Prequel Edition: “You lost our flying carpet, you unconscious bastard!”
  • Vex and Keyleth rebelling and stealing the carpet to go check out a cave.
  • Vex and Keyleth managing to make friends (allies) with a mind flayer. Keyleth gives him a tulip. Scanlan sings him a song based on “Sexual Healing”, which he enjoys thoroughly. Everyone tries to name him Clarence. What is this show.
  • My favorite thing is this room full of professional voice actors doing a full-body sympathetic cringe every time Matt pulls out his throat-destroying Clarota voice.

Every time I see someone describe Roy as a “womanizer” (especially to suggest he wouldn’t be loyal to Riza) I want to find the nearest grassy knoll and roll down it forever just to put as much distance between myself and that concept as possible

The boy goddamn grew up with an adoptive mom who used her “girls” to run a covert information-gathering network because they were rarely suspected as more than curious, flirtatious, naive young ladies–it was a front, a ruse, a clever tactic using young sexuality to disguise illegal information reconnaissance. Roy encodes his alchemy notes as “date journals” which no one besides Ed and a close few seem to know because that’s the point of encoding things. To keep them hidden. Roy doesn’t actually date any of these girls; he puts on a front, makes himself seem like all he cares about is chasing tail to disguise his truer, subversive goals in the military. He intentionally pisses off his less important underlings with loud flirty phone calls (spoiler alert: to Riza in disguise) in order to further this mask so he is viewed as less of an ambitious, focused threat. Roy never actually dates anyone ever in the entire series. Not in flashbacks, not currently, even when Havoc makes it clear it’s an option. He only ever flirts with “Elizabeth” which, spoiler alert, was another front he used to keep up conversation with Riza while they hunted out Gluttony. He flirts with and gives flowers to Olivier as a means of revealing the secret identity of an all-powerful homunculus who can observe everything from the shadows. It’s all calculated. It’s all intentional. It’s all a huge freaking subterfuge.

TL:DR The only times Roy Mustang has EVER exhibited womanizing behavior was to trick other people into ignoring his highly illegal, societally subversive, ambitiously driven attempts to overturn the entire structure of Amestris and if you think it’s a genuine part of his character than boy oh boy he’s tricked you too.

anonymous asked:

can you write a taron headcannon about receiving and giving oral?? if you don’t want to then don’t worry, but thanks if you do babe💞

i rewatched kingsman: tss last night, and wow im such a slut for him

  • taron would definitely be the kind who loves receiving, but he’ll much more appreciate it when he’s giving the pleasure
  • he goes insane when he gets to hear you moan for his name while he goes down on you, he’s definitely a sucker for those
  • and usually he’s the one who’d be initiating the foreplay —with him pinning you against the bed, one hand restraining both your wrists as the other descends on your body
  • his fingertips hooking around your panties and pulling them down past your legs and ankles
  • then his face would lower as his soft lips press against your heated body, leaving kisses on your body as he reached the inside of your thighs
  • he disconnected the hand that was once used to restrain your wrists and proceeded to use it to further spread your legs wide
  • plus he loves giving you compliments
  • “you’re so beautiful, love,” he breaths as the air tingling past your dripping core while he plants a finger against your clit
  • the way taron give oral with a woman is honestly so sexy and keen
  • he gives adorable kitten licks often times while you’d let out a giggle
  • okay but sometimes it would be so intense though —him showing no mercy as you cry and plead out for his name
  • meanwhile as he finishes you, you’d sit up and begin unbuckling his belt and coo out, “my turn” with a smug smile
  • that alone made him hard as fuck, you could sense his erection already as you pulled down his pants along with his boxers that revealed his hard cock
  • you loved blowing him and his hands usually were placed at the back of your head while he guided your movements of bobbing your head up and down
  • and his accent? god that turned you on out of all
  • with him deeply moaning out your name as he faintly arches his back with your actions
  • he’s so sensitive with your movements, being all jumpy with your touch, and you adored every moment of it because he just cannot handle receiving oral from you
  • you make him so weak, so easily, that you could probaly have him moaning our your name within minutes

so the other night i was rewatching the first episode of s3 of Skam and my dad was there, got really invested because I’d told him a bit about it, and now i guess we’re rewatching it together (we’re on ep2. idk how this is gonna progress but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) I sent an ask about this to @tarjeiandhenrik but the whole thing is so funny that I want to document it officially. So here we go, SKAM sesong 3, in my dad’s words.

idk what this is forgive me 

 episode one

 • “do your friends also smoke weed" was the first thing he said so gREat start 

• he laughed at Isak saying Emma looked like Eleven from Stranger Things 

 • not rlly relevant but we laughed @ the Italian subtitles cause they’re so cringeworthy but we couldn’t watch it with English ones cause he doesn’t understand shit 

 • *isak takes out the pill for emma* “oh he has all the drugs” sdfgklhg 

• *isak and emma make out* “you know what, she does look like the girl from stranger things" 

• “does he know he’s gay yet" 

 • he got mad @ isak hiding the weed at "his friend’s house" 

 • I explained to him that "his friend” was the main character of s1 (he’s seen like ten minutes of the first ep)

 • he realised isak was “the best friend” in s1 & he remembered jonas & got excited 

 • he likes jonas. jonas is cool.

 • *linn and eskild burst into the room* “who are these people" 

 • he audibly gasped when the camera focused on even for the first time at the cafeteria 

 • "honestly i want to see him try to get that weed back" 

• sana: "if there’s one thing I don’t like, is when people fuck their friends over” my dad: “she’s right you know, that was a bullshit move”

 • *even arrives at the Kosegruppa meeting* “why is he there he looks too cool for that stuff" 

 • *is confused @ even’s paper towel move* 

• "oh look they’re smoking weed again”

 • he LAUGHED @ even’s “joke” about sucking dick & then tried to hide it 

 • *emma sits down next to isak and even on the bench* “Eleven needs to learn a few things about signals”

• *end of episode* my dad: i’m really tired I think I’m gonna go to sleep

 me: okay goodnight 

 my dad: 

me: 

my dad:

me: what 

my dad: maybe we can,, like.. watch the second one tomorrow?

 me: *internally screaming* yeah sure okay

So I started rewatching Voltron again last night on a whim, since I’ve only seen each episode once and I wanted to have it all be fresh in my mind when the new season drops on August 4th. And now that I have my plance shipping goggles on, I couldn’t help but notice a few moments that slipped my notice before.

One of which is this scene! It’s taking place right as Lance is considering whether or not to trust the Blue Lion and take the others through the worm hole. It’s a big decision, and as he decides to go through with it, Pidge places her hand on his shoulder.

Now, immediately before this moment, her hand is clenched in a little fist, hovering above him, and she could easily have placed her hand on the back of the chair, like Hunk. But you see this little moment of decision, this very deliberate choice she makes to place her hand on his shoulder as he makes the very tough call to move forward and fly them into an uncertain abyss.

It’s a gesture of true trust and belief, and I love it. ❤️

riddick13  asked:

After the Folding Ideas video essay on Man of Steel, I found another one called 'Everyone Batman kills in BVS and why it matters'. I personally admire the video for trying to add context to Batman's kills but I was wondering what you think about his points and your stance on Batman killing in Batman v Superman or any other Batman media.

I’m really sorry this sat in my inbox for so long, I have not been up to the BvS debate lately. I did a rewatch earlier this week, though, and spent last night listening to the soundtrack, so my cup is refilled.

I am bothered by the argument that either no one is killed by Batman (keeping in mind that murder is a different category than manslaughter. He commits a lot of manslaughter, but just one murder we know about, in my opinion) or that Batman killing doesn’t matter because it seems like a betrayal of this film in certain ways. What he says about intention in this video is absolutely in line with my thinking, but I think that we’re still dealing with criticism that fails to understand the intent.

The way I see it, the way I see both Snyder films in this franchise- we are not supposed to be cool with any of the killing that happens in these films, on or off screen. Period. 

We can see that in Superman’s reaction to being forced to execute Zod, we can see that in the way that the crowd on the ground, their fear, and their panic are given time and respect and prevalence. This isn’t disaster porn, we’re not meant to enjoy the sight of bodies being lifted by gravitational forces and then slammed back into the ground. Frankly, people who read it that way frighten me.

The biggest mistake that gets made while watching Batman v Superman in reference to Batman is that certain audience members are treating him like an aspirational figure. If he is an aspirational figure, then naturally the narrative supports everything he does, and therefore the narrative is pro-killing. But the evidence is stacked against us seeing Batman that way. Maybe a large number of people see Batman that way because they are predisposed to his rightness, or because they are not accustomed to having their moral compasses tested in this genre, but there are stacks and stacks of evidence here that Batman is pretty much… not Batman. Context suggests he hasn’t been that guy for two years or more, possibly since he lost Jason.

We need to wash the infallible Batman out of our cultural myth because I think it’s a large part of the toxic masculinity and capitalist superiority that should have no place in comic book media if we really want them to continue to represent progress as they were originally meant to. I think BvS could start to do that work, if we’d let it. 

Batman does kill in this movie. He also spits on the Wayne legacy, he tarnishes the Batman I love, he disappoints Alfred over and over again, he proposes a premeditated, intimate murder in the name of his parents, he wastes hours and hours of time and energy he would usually put into protecting the city playing crime games with Lex Luthor fighting over a rock, and he compares criminals to weeds. 

The first Bruce Wayne scene in his movie establishes that yes, two years ago, he was absolutely Batman. He was everything we love and respect about him, and the second Bruce Wayne scene literally features him as a horrifying specter who scares victims more than he does criminals. 

The juxtaposition of those scene is not remotely accidental, it is a storytelling technique. It tells us this is where we started, and this is where we’ve ended up. It’s difficult to me that anyone would be ignorant of the contrast if they’re paying attention, because plenty of characters tell us about this. Alfred tells us, these are new rules, he calls Bruce cruel, he faces down with him about the Superman decision- he doesn’t even say the obvious- hey if you try to fight Superman, you will die, he says, plainly, he is not our enemy. Are we supposed to not trust Alfred now, of all people? Alfred??

Batman most certainly kills people in this film, and has killed people in past films, and many other superhero movies are stuffed full of the kind of fatalities you find counted out in that video, and I actually agree with the title of the video, because it does matter. It just doesn’t really matter for the reason everyone seems to think it does.

anonymous asked:

What are your biggest wayhaught hopes for in season 2?

Honest to God truth. I want a sex scene. And I don’t say that because I want to watch them bang. But hers the dealio. I was a huge fan of Lost Girl. Like insanely huge. I’m still a huge fan, it’s one of my go to rewatches when I’m having a shitty day. Anyways. The very first episode I ever saw of Lost Girl was in 2012. I was sicker than shit and had mixed some cold medicine with some other stuff and was high as hell, but like on accident. Also at this time I was an RA (a resident assistant in a dorm building aka I was the student that you came to with your problems or wrote you up if you were in trouble, but I was a cool RA and would be happy to regale stories of that at another time) and that night we had a meeting with all the RAs in the. Holding with our boss who I wasn’t super fond of and I just laid on her living room floor and made snarky comments for the whole hour…because I was high as fuck. And so one of the other RAs was and still is one of my best friends in the entire world. So once the meeting wraps up, our boss tells her to take me to my room before anyone sees me. (Which was only semi successful as there was I girl I was super into and my gay ass ran into on the walk to my room and I tried to hit on her, long story short, she brought me soup the next day) so anyways my best friend takes me to my room but has to then go sit on desk duty, but I when I get sick I catch ‘man colds’ so I didn’t want to be left alone. So she had to go and her solution was to turn my tv on and flip through the channels and find something to amuse me. Now here I need to note, I was still one foot in the closet one foot out and only my best friends and a handful of other people knew I was into girls at this point. Also, I had never heard of Lost Girl. Well she is flipping through the channels and stops on SyFy because I’m into that stuff and it just so happens that Lost Girl was on, specifically the episode in the second season where Bo and Lauren are having really hot passionate sex. Now, up until this point the hottest girl on girl tv scene I have seen is Lexie walking in on Callie and Arizona in the shower. It was before gay marriage was legal after all. So anyways, that one episode of Lost Girl when I was super high got me hooked and he next week all I did was watch this show online. So as many of you know, Emily Andras was a Lost Girl writer for a while and Wynonna Earp is her baby. And I would love a WayHaught sex scene, because I know it will be done right. I also want it, because somewhere, there might be a 19 year old girl, in here dorm room, in maybe North Dakota, who is trying to come out of the closet. And maybe that girl will be flipping through the channels and land on SyFy and Wynonna Earp will be on. And maybe there will be a WayHaught sex scene in the episode she lands on. And maybe just maybe like me, it will help her is more ways than she knows how to express. I hope that answers your question.

Pretty sure these are the clearest shots of Dae’s tattoo?

Because I rewatched all of One Fine Day the other night, and most of the time they blur out all close ups of Yongguk’s tattoos, and Dae’s too when it shows too much. But these shots are from the “next week” preview, and it seems like they’ve forgotten to blur them out there XD