i repeat what i said on twitter

dating joshua dun would include 2

(because the first was fun)
• going out for coffee
• laura (josh’s mom) telling you embarrassing stories about josh’s childhood
• “josh, why are you staring at me?”
• “sorry, you just look really cute right now.”
• “but you always stare at me?”
• “well you’re always cute.”
• him comforting you when the clique hates on you
• staying up late coming up with conspiracy theories
• him trying to get tyler to let you help write one of their songs, and/or play an instrument/sing in one of them
• him trying to teach you drums
• “no, (y/n), that’s the wrong–! nevermind…”
• helping him dye his hair
• picking out his hair colors
• he literally has his hair dyed your favorite color for years
• painting each other’s nails
• him dying your hair fun colors
• MATCHING HAIR COLORS
• at your wedding, he’s so nervous that his “i do” is literally a little squeaky “enoo” because that is all he can get out of his mouth
• him being more protective of your daughters than your sons
• him hogging the oreos
• him also hogging the blanket
• doing his eyeshadow (or just makeup in general) for tours/music videos
• subconsciously talking while you’re doing his makeup
• “ah, you look perfect! …stunning…gorgeous”
• “i didn’t before?”
• ^apologizing quickly
• him never leaving your side in public
• him getting scared when paparazzi show up, so you hold his hand and tell him it’s okay
• aND THEN YOU TELL THOSE FANS TO BACK OFF
• ^kindly
• him finally getting the french kiss
• he actually thought it was kinda gross
• he thought your tongues felt like slugs when they touched and two seconds in he said, “nope this is gross”
• naming your cat something space-related
• falling asleep spooning on the couch while watching movies
• instead of “cuddling” he says “snuggling”
• during interviews he says “yeah, when i get back, me and (y/n) are gonna snuggle.”
• speaking of interviews, he always talks about you. even if the topic totally isn’t related to you at all, he’ll find a way to fit you into the conversation
• he legit loves you more than he loves his drums
• you are the light of his life, his world, his one and only, he neeeeeeeeds you
• touching foreheads
• falling asleep on each other
• once you wake up to josh p much laying on top of you and it was very uncomfortable and you couldn’t breathe
• tracing his tattoos with your fingers, admiring the colors and everything
• getting tattoos that kind of look like his but different
• ^for example, you get his tree sleeve done along your thumb and index finger, or instead of the drum tattoo on the back of your arm, you get whatever instrument you play/something you love, like a pencil and pad if you love drawing
• getting your kid’s names tattooed on you two
• jamming out on the car
• tickle fights
• ^you made josh pee his pants once and it somehow made you love him even more because it was oddly adorable???
• saying “i love you” alllllllll the time
• tyler getting grossed out
• jenna getting jealous at how romantic josh is with you
• him helping you defeat your blurryface
• helping him defeat his
• kissing him all over his face after concerts, no matter how sweaty he is (but you cringe and wipe your now-sweat-covered lips on your sleeve every time)
• tyler not wanting to hand josh the microphone on stage because he knows josh is just going to talk about you and how much he loves you for twenty minutes
• running on stage sometimes in between songs to give josh a kiss and then running backstage again
• the crowd going nuts after you do the aforementioned kiss
• once josh had you on stage with him the whole time, he had you sit on a chair he pulled up next to/behind his and after every song he’d turn to make sure you were still there, and when he saw you he’d say “i love you, (y/n). a lot. more than you could imagine. you’re gonna make a fine wife to me someday, just you wait, love.”
• ^tyler repeating what josh said there to the crowd and josh gets embarrassed and then #thefuture(y/n)dun starts trending on twitter
• and when you get pregnant, #babydun starts trending
• AND when the baby’s born, josh tweets, “my baby was born today. i love her so much, both my girls. i love (y/n) (y/m/n) dun and (y/d/n) (y/d/m/n) dun. welcome to the world, my child.”
• CLIQUE GOES NUTS WHENEVER SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS WITH YOU AND JOSH
• poems written about you by the clique
• crying because the poems are so sweet
• wearing josh’s tøp merch
• memorizing every rap and every word to every song and you end up smoking tyler and josh is so proud
• cute snaps with you
• when you get married and josh finally lets you sleep in the same bed as him, it’s a little awkward at first and you’re “first time” *winkwink* is funny because it’s his ACTUAL first time and he’s so awkward with it
• “what am i supposed to–?”
• “(y/n) is that supposed to happen?”
• “am i supposed to feel like– oH GOODNESS GRACIOUS.”
• josh doing ugly open-mouth sobs at your wedding
• your first kiss as a married couple, right after your “i do"s, is so soft and josh treats you so carefully like he’s afraid he’ll hurt you if he kisses too hard

“why do people call me dumb”

debunking the bullshit about France

Ok. I’m SO tired of this. Recently, I saw this kind of things a lot of times on Twitter : 

I think most of you are aware, but I must say it : this is a lie.

I REPEAT : THIS IS A PURE LIE.

Please, don’t just believe things like that. Please, don’t fall for fake scary news about what is happening everywhere in the world, without check it seriously.

First of all, THERE ISN’T NO-GO ZONES IN FRANCE. In 2015 when the Charlie Hebdo attack happened, Fox news said there were zones non-muslim people couldn’t even enter, and where this is a civil war. Of course this is a lie, and the map of this guy is like, totally random

I mean, really, absolutely random. 

THIS.
IS.
A LIE.

I’m so mad that this thing is still on the internet. Apparently, there are still people who believe this. I don’t even know how to say it : please don’t believe the bullshit only said to make you afraid…

What is actually currently happening in France : there are protest marchs in Paris against racism, and to support Théo, a young black man who has been raped by cops. (yep. disgusting. and people are angry, they march to protest. I mean, I don’t see anything wring with this. Pamela Geller talks about this in her article, but this has nothing in common with the “no-go zones” that don’t even exist.)


Plus, after checking quicly Pamela Geller’s page, I think she just tell lies after lies for the sake of islamophobia. But apparently, according to the comments, people actually believe her ?????

^ This one is made up out of nothing. lies again.

Please don’t fall for this.

Please, PLEASE, don’t fall for this shit.

(a last example and I stop. Sorry I only speak about France because it’s what I know best, since I live here…)

^nope

- An guy did try to attack soldiers with a machete. He was shot and apprehended.

- Tourists were “locked down” by the soldiers for security reasons, not because they were ostages or something.

- France isn’t on edge. People barely talked about this.

MEANWHILE, HE DIDN’T SPEAK ABOUT THE ACTUAL ATTACK IN QUEBEC, WHERE SIX MUSLIM PEOPLE DIED.


I hate reading comments in English on social media who believe all of this. I hate reading comments that either hate us, pity us, saying : “these countries host refugees and see how they are rewarded !!!”. Because it’s nothing like you think.

Yes, true, some refugees are taken care of, in a way ? And most of them are still living a nightmare here. I mean. In Paris, for example, authorities have forbidden people to give them anything to eat near the humanitarian center. They put rocks on the ground where they used to sleep. They confiscated their blankets.

Please, I’m begging here. I’m talking to all American people : stop falling for the bullshit they say about us to make you afraid. Please don’t believe we’re a generous contry for refugees (no). Please don’t make an example of us (or an excuse) to be cruel towards refugees. Please don’t use attacks that happened here to hate innocent muslim people.

And please. Stay informed. This is important.

Good luck in these tough time, America. 

if you’re up with the times with my tiny stackable husbands fics, this is from immediately after this

The plan had been to drive back to the apartment separately, and by the time Neil fights his way free of the stadium the Maserati is long gone. The second Neil shuts the door of the A5 behind himself he’s dialling Andrew’s number.

The first time it cuts directly to Andrew’s answer phone, which is still the factory-set robot. The same thing happens the second time.

The third time, it rings. On the second, Andrew answers just long enough to snarl, “fuck off,” before he hangs up.

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anonymous asked:

Same anon as before ... I apologize if I am bothering you but I have kept away from all renewal talks until this whole JMo twitter thing exploded on my dash .. i know it's tedious to talk about this topic .. you can choose to ignore my question .. but just because I have never read that JMo mentioned contract negotiations, would you mind elaborating on when she talked about it? I just love Emma too much and I don't know if I would continue watching the show without her!

It’s okay, it’s far better to talk about this kind of question than repeated asking what I think will happen.  So in January she said this during a podcast interivew:

“My contract ends in April on Once Upon a Time.  I don’t know what that means.  They haven’t picked up the show officially yet.  They might, they might not. […]  April is the end of the original contract. So we’re just kind of waiting now to see if the network decides to continue with the show and if they do continue with the show if they are going to rework it to be something else or if they’re going to invite people to stay.  So we’re kind of in a holding pattern right now.  It’s really complicated.  I have a really fierce loyalty to the show in a certain way.  I’m fiercely protective of the character and I feel like so many amazing things have come to my life because of it.  It’s really made my life better in so many ways and I don’t have any interest in abandoning something that is such a special part of my life.  But I also know that I don’t have it in me to do it forever.  It’s more about a life decision kind of thing.  I don’t even know how to make that life decision until I know what ABC even wants.  How is that for some political correctness.”

There were a few mentions in reliable press that they were negotiating with her, Robert, Colin and Lana… though the Colin and Lana negotiations seemed to have settled quickly because Colin hasn’t been mentioned again in such things and Lana recently filmed promotion for next season.  Robert is still an unknown but there are fairly persistent and consistent rumors that he is leaving from people who are in the know.  Ginny and Josh had pretty public goodbye send offs and one or both of them told some paparazzi in Vancouver that they were leaving the show.

Jen spoke during private meet and greets about frustrations during negotiations at the Vancouver con at the end of April though I’m under the impression from people in the room that those frustrations whatever they were, are over, so whatever was being talked about has finished.

A thing about the twitter locations:  About the time that Lana and Bex removed Vancouver from their locations there was a visible increase in security around Lana on locations.  Someone who believes themselves to be her fan has stepped over a few lines (no I am not going to explain) and I wouldn’t be surprised if the production considers them a stalker.  Similarly several members of the cast have been openly frustrated by fans showing up at airports (particularly in Vancouver but not strictly) when they are traveling.  I don’t mean people who run into them while traveling but rather people going there to wait for autographs and pictures.  I suspect the removal of Vancouver from multiple cast member’s twitter profiles was some attempt to limit how easily the actor’s location is to track by their social media use.

Dan Howell Imagine: Cheeks Brighter than Stage Lights

pairing: Dan x reader

contains: light swearing, secondhand embarrassment, the feels

prompt: y/n meets Dan and Phil at a convention and Dan seems to have a thing for the reader :)

You need: y/n: your name; y/c/n: your channel name

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For the last 2 months I have been so excited for SitC it nearly killed me. And finally, the day has arrived. Since I left my hotel in the morning I have constantly been busy and kinda even missed a short meeting about my most important show in the afternoon. I believe I have never been so nervous before – The panel included Dan and Phil, and me. This combination was kind of my own fault: The first and last time I saw Dan Howell in person I made a fool of myself, accidentally spilled a drink all over him and then ran off. Worst part: What a wonderful impression I must have left with one of the most famous people on all of social media. I briefly mentioned the incident in a vlog and with that created a meme of me doing the most ridiculous things when meeting the internet sensation: “Meet Dan Howell be like: he needs wet pants.”

But instead of ignoring it, what I had hoped for, Dan tweeted me his momentary favourite out of all the edits along with a private message already apologising for it. To be fair, that was sincere and cute and it made me feel even worse about being too socially awkward for a proper conversation with this handsome mess.

But back to my panel: I can hear the crowd cheering outside and my stomach turns. No going back now. A staff member receives me at stage entry and tells me he will give me a sign when I have to go on, even though the sign wouldn’t be necessary: I can hear Phil’s voice announcing me.

“Of course we couldn’t ask us questions on our own, could we? So we brought a friend! Say hello to y/n aka y/c/n!”

The crowd cheers again and the stage hand gives me the sign. I breath once more and enter the stage, where I am nearly overwhelmed by the noise. I laugh. Not from something funny but from the incredibility of the situation. I’ve had panels before, but they were all so much smaller! Now that I share a stage with Dan and Phil I realise how big an audience actually can get. I lift the microphone the stage hand gave me to my lips. “Oh my god, this is loud! Hi! How you doing?”

Phil hugs me and so does Dan. OMG. Like, literally. It would be way less mind-blowing if I had not missed out on meeting them earlier to properly introduce without disgracing myself. All I know now is what we’re doing: I tweeted an hour ago that I was going to have the unique opportunity to interview online legends danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil – with questions from my audience. All I have to do now is pull out my phone and start shooting. That’s how well I prepared myself for a panel with the Dan Howell and the Phil Lester. I could hit myself. With a chair. To the face. But now here I am. Yay.

They smell amazing by the way. I am still in omg-mode but I think I’m quite good at covering it up. Maybe my face went a bit red?

“So we finally meet again!” I say sheepishly and place myself on the bar stool opposite the two handsome giants. There is no script whatsoever, I think I have to make this up as I go. What a good foundation to not embarrass myself within the first 5 minutes.  

“Yeah,” Dan replies and chuckles, “Great to see you again! Let’s hope you don’t spill another drink all over me.”

Now I’m most definitely red. My cheeks must be making the stage lights unnecessary. Still I laugh and hide my face in the free hand. The boys laugh as well. The audience cheers.

“Hey, not everybody has such a cool story about how they met Dan for the first time!” Phil jokes with his incredibly happy attitude and we laugh again. “That’s true.” Dan comments.

“I promise I won’t be as clumsy today. After all, all I have to do is sit and ask questions that aren’t even from me: What could go wrong?” Optimistically I look at their fans and give a thumbs up, earning laughter and cheers. I am amazed by how much they interact with me since basically everything we do on stage gets a huge reaction. I don’t even know if I would wish to be as famous as the two guys because wow, how do they handle this? Finally my eyes find their way back to the boys, I give them a smile and they return it. I am flashed by how bright the room gets when I see Dan’s cheeks widen and his dimples pop up.

Pull it together, man, you’re trying to be professional and have all the time you want to swoon over a cute boy later. I tell myself. More or less successful.

“So, let’s see what my sweet fans are dying to ask you!” I introduce the questionnaire and pop out my phone. Scrolling through just before the show now proves to have been a good idea and I almost already know what to ask them. We go on: What’s your flat like behind the camera? Are you messy? What would you make your url if you were a fan blog? Where would you want to spent the end of the world? And: What’s your favourite meme?

“Oh, I can answer this one for Dan! It’s most certainly you spilling water over his pants.” Phil yells and I realise I should not have asked this question. Dan laughs and nods with embarrassment in his eyes, “I think I even know his favourite version. Now, don’t pin me to this, but is it the edit where somebody put something like: ‘Meet Dan Howell and be like: put water on his shirt so he takes it off.'”

Again, I dig my face deep into my hands to cover up the glowing colour my cheeks have accomplished. But still, I laugh. As well as Dan. “Yeah, that’s actually nearly right!” he says, “Meet Dan Howell be like: wet t-shirt contest.”

“Why have I done this to myself?” I cry in awkwardness but also filled with laughter. You wouldn’t believe how happy I was he took it lightly and even appreciated the joke my and his fans made from it. Even though I’m not sure if people started out joking with or about me, in the end it is all the same: It got me a spot on a panel with Dan and Phil. Damn, I’m lucky.

“Nah, nothing held against you. You were cute enough for me to let it slide.”

I swallow. Dan Howell literally just said that he thought I was cute. WHAT?! These things don’t happen to me. A hoot from the audience proves my ears just heard him right and for a few seconds my brain looks for handbooks on how to react.

“Phew, don’t flatter me like that!” is all it finds.

“Too bad you didn’t stay, maybe he would’ve asked you out!” Phil adds jokingly but I don’t think he is seeing the look his best friend is giving me just now. It’s not staring but I can’t really describe it – a very vigorous glance maybe? And after Phil’s words, he looks caught.

“Haha, yeah!” he says, “look at what you missed out on.” - Confident as ever. But he looks at neither me nor the audience. He looks at Phil with a hint of  'Why would you do this to me?’

For the rest of the show I make sure to only ask innocent questions that would not imply anything too risky; I am still amazing at running a show, even if nothing scandalous gets revealed. Pow, that’s how you do it. At the end it takes us forever to say goodbye to the audience because obviously they would not stop cheering, but when time is up you have to go; Tight schedules with high end YouTubers.

Finally, I get the chance to be a bit of a fangirl myself.

“This was amazing!” my lips disgorge as I walk off stage, “Thank you so much for the opportunity! When I met you last year I honestly thought you hated me and then the tweet and now the panel and I’m just very glad we can laugh about it. This was honestly an honour.”

Concluding my statement I turn around to only see Dan. Phil appeared to have been held back by a stage manager who gave him whatever kind of information. Suddenly, I felt the awkwardness crawl back up from my feet.

“Seriously, no worries!” He replies with his cute high pitched laugh, “You’re being incredibly adorable again.”

I turn blank. He smiles. Nothing happens for a moment because I froze. Until he continues speaking.

“Okay, seriously though. I meant that when I said it earlier on stage and Phil literally repeated what I told him after you had run off last year. I just kinda didn’t want to ask you out via Twitter. So, I’m doing it now because I still think you’re cute.”

Update: I’m still frozen. His wonderful eyes are downsized by an enquiring frown as he shoves his huge hands (like honestly, huge!) into the pockets of his way too skinny jeans for me not to faint. But I pull myself together. I clear my throat.

“I think that would be nice.”

And just like that, he gives me his number. We agree on 8pm in the hotel lobby. What the fuck.

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Tank you so much for reading! It’s a bit of a sloppy story but I really wanted to finally post something on this blog again ’_’

My request box is always open, so pleeeaaaase give me your wildest ideas ♥

That Weird Question

This is just a short imagine. It popped out of my mind this morning XD

Summary: Basically Y/N is a Youtuber and Thomas Sangster is her bestfriend since childhood and they are doing a Q and A video.

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“Hey guys!” I waved into the camera. “So last week I posted a picture of me and Thomas Brodie-Sangster on Instagram.” I paused. “And It got pretty weird. Mainly because 99.9 percent of the comments are like…”

I posed like a common white girl. “OMG Are you two dating?” I said it using my girliest voice.

“Okay, so first of all, I would never date Thomas Sangster because he’s gross.” I joked.

“You’re so mean.” Thomas said behind the camera.

I gave him a sarcastic but funny smile. “What happened to the ‘Do not say a bloody thing until I introduce you’ rule?”

“I ate it.” He responded.

I tried not to laugh. “Please Welcome..” And then I burst out laughing. “Thomas Brodie-Sangster!”

He appeared into the shot. “Hi.” He laughed before waving into the camera.

“I’ve said this on twitter and lemme just repeat that Thomas and I are not dating because… We’re bestfriends.” I explained. “Actually, our mothers are high school and college besties. So they kinda like passed the friendship power to their children.”

“Friendship power?” He asked, trying hard not to laugh.

“Yeah. Got a problem with that?” I stared at him for a second then we started laughing again. “Also, his family will never go on a trip without my family.”

“I blame my mom.” He said.

“So I asked you guys on twitter to give Thomas some questions or to give me some questions because this is my channel and…” Thomas laughed. “I’m just kidding, the questions are for us basically.” I looked at him “They give the weirdest questions so get ready.” I said.

“So here are your questions…”

I then picked up my laptop and started scrolling through my twitter. “First question! ’@y/t/n @SangsterThomas have you seen each other naked?’” I chuckled after reading the question.

“All the time.” We both said at the same time.

“I’ve seen you naked last week.” Thomas laughed. “You were completely topless, holding 2 bras and you didn’t know which one to wear so you called me and I ended up helping you pick.”

“Are you trying to embarrass me? I have a date that day okay.” I pouted.

“A date. But you were worried about what underwear you’re going to wear?”

“At least I’m not the one who got out from the shower without a towel or robe.”

“Oh my g–”

“Guys guys” I looked at the camera. “Our families went on a vacation last month and Thomas and I shared a room because we’re used to it obviously. And then one time I was watching the telly when suddenly, Thomas got out from the shower naked without any covering and then he was like 'Y/N, have you seen my towel?’” I started cracking up again.

“Are we allowed to say that?” He asked.

“Maybe. Not gonna edit that out though.”

“I hate you.”

“Love you too, man.”

***

After I posted the video, I scrolled through the comment section and I swear there is a lot and I mean a lot of shipping comments like for example here…

Is it weird if I ship it?

I ship them so much

Omg the way he looked at her <3

Too bad Y/N’s with Y/Youtuber crush and Thomas’s with Bella.

They look so cute together!

Just best friends huh???

1432 & Drama:

*I’ve spent so many months now sending anons on 5h/Camren related blogs with theories. So you probably have read what’s written below a couple of times before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a theory I built on my head based on the latest events, MY POV & what I know about the industry (which is pretty limited but at least I’m aware of some things) If u don’t agree with any of it there’s no need to disrespect, again is merely my opinion*

**I wrote this theory three or four days ago and asked sun-to-my-luna to post the ss for me. Then I thought of creating this blog & posting it here, btw I added a few things. The paragraphs on bold are the extra parts** ———————————————————————————————————


Isn’t it interesting how the narrative with 5H has had a “plot twist”? First C was the bad guy of the story & now it’s reversed: The rest of girls are seen as hypocritical bitches…
I want y'all to forget about them for a moment, search through music history & focus on other girlgroups . Not just regular girlbands, names like Destiny’s Child, The Spice Girls, Pussycat Dolls… Now think, what do they all have in common? They were known for having “feud & breakup rumours” up to their throats. Usually related to: Constant fights, or one of the members accused of having stoled the spotlight from the others, etc…
Why? I consider the main reason it’s cause *sarcasm* our lovely patriarchal society decides to always pitt women against women, the stigma that girls don’t work well with each other it’s been used by Hollywood since God knows when. That’s why media in general makes remark of it every time they have a chance & adding fuel to the fire. If you take a look at how they pull headlines for the equivalent situation with boybands, normally you’d find the reporter saying stg annoying like: “Ugh we hate to see our fav boys being fed up with each other, but don’t worry, I’m pretty sure they’ll fix things in no time…” or similar BS (invariably a rumour it’s over exaggerated by media but it was an e.g. to emphasise the whole idea of sexism here).

Back to 5H, it’s easy to put two & two together: THIS IS THE SAME NARRATIVE THEY ARE APPLYING WITH THEM. Stunt strategy. THEIR FIGHT IS MANUFACTURED. “To any action there’s a reaction”. Their team is arranging the “problematic GG” image to gain attention, spotlight, give the GP stg to talk about- let’s never forget how much people are drawn to gossip- but most importantly a strategy to SELL MORE. It’s not a secret that musicians make more profit out of touring. Think of how many arenas, how much the 7/27 tour sold. Easy, cause fans were worried it could be the last one. Epic must be the one behind this plan, Maverick (I don’t like them but I think they just follow orders from Epic most of the time).
The band’s rift started June/July 2015, since then everything has gone downhill when it comes the group’s reputation. We literally have no clue what goes BTS. We are only shown a 10% if we’re lucky. Therefore, who truly knows what could have led this disagreement to stir in the first place? Everyone thinks it’s the duet what triggered it, BUT AGAIN THAT’S THE NARRATIVE THEY WANT TO SELL US. It could have been the duet, it could have happened for many other reasons; either way their team saw potential on this & took it from there. It’s a well constructed plot.
At the very beginning I mentioned a plot twist, I’ll explain: Three days ago we kept believing C was the one who gave start to the “solo ventures” only to find out L was in talks for a project of her own a month prior to IKWYDLS release. Now… None of these determines which was planned sooner, of course everything indicates C’s song was written & recorded before but the planning of things inside the industry continues to amaze me with every second passed. Without sounding too paranoid or too pretentious, mgmt has a timeline & the order to follow each event is very precise.

Rumours were already all over the place by the time the girls went to the studio to record 7/27 (Oct/Nov 2015). This means there were still a couple of months ahead to put them back on track, back in the map. Without material, they had to keep the name of 5H on the spotlight. The gossips did their job. As a mainstream act, is so much easier to achieve & I really don’t need to explain this…
As far as I remember they had recorded a couple of takeovers by the time the Reflection European Tour was happening or at least they were rumoured, in case it was true, they never got uploaded… Again mgmt didn’t want to give us a full insight of how their friendship actually was- make no mistake, I’m not saying they didn’t have an altercation, we can tell they clearly had, but bear in mind the industry is controlling as hell- on what terms they were. No one is certain of how long their real feud could have lasted but obviously with media suffocating them, the fandom dividing intro branches (which I personally don’t consider [ot4s & -nizers] part of the fandom & no one should either) their label manipulating them, etc… obviously all of those aspects must have had an impact on their bond & later on led them to have better communication (as they’ve been claiming on recent interviews).
Whatever altercation they had, it has never stopped cause it will continue for as long as mgmt wants to take promo out of it. Basically for as long as they want to manufacture it. (Another reason why I don’t see takeovers coming back, sadly).

The girls not standing close on red carpets, leaving gaps…not quite sure when the girls stopped “posing like a group” but it was certainly before the duet. Maybe they strongly dislike red carpets & don’t give a shit about it (many other artists do, so…) Or it could also play another part to their “dysfunctional group image”. Still, after so many years & so many carpets, I’m pretty sure it loses the fun at some point.

So a stunt strategy would mean the girls have to act along this story line. Why am I so convinced about it? Cause it’s honestly the only way I can connect the dots. Specifically in these past few days, I’ve seen the majority of harmos confused about the girls’ actions. But keep in mind that if they disobey or hint at anything that goes against of what they’re pretending, surely they get called for it & they’re ordered to do or say stg else to keep the boat of lies afloat prompting to more confusion & the motive of why we don’t seem to fill in the blanks ever.
Defying their label… There are many ways to punish an artist. Mainly through its image, sometimes by controlling their actions or sending someone to drag them in a number of forms. I wonder if the girls have been punished through one of the many gossip articles… ¿?

If their team is manoeuvring the “they hate each other” tactic, the cards they play, have to match their moves as well (such a publicity stunt must have its flaws, mgmt must find very difficult to hide things from us). Every single time OT5 seems to be rising, there’s stg that “stops” it.
E.g. After D & L had spoken for several interviews addressing rumours & how they are like sisters to each other, etc… “Their lifestyle isn’t really conducive to friendship, you hope to keep people working together as long as you possibly can without the whole thing imploding.”- Maverick’s Adam Lamber on 5H (Billboard article). Coincidence ¿?
Though D is constantly trying to keep OT5 alive, I would say at times she’s given green light for DAMAGE CONTROL PURPOSES. The fanbase is pretty intense already, their team obviously needs to control us. The “breakup” narrative mainly applies for media & GP; as fans we overthink in general, we’re sceptical so without D feeding our little OT5 hearts we’d be driven mad tbh. They got to keep it balance for both sides.

A moment that caught us off guard indeed was when a familiar vid of OT5 jamming to IKWYDLS at that award show invaded our Twitter timelines.
“So the girls actually support C?”-> THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION…
I’m a firm believer they do, albeit I would say there exist restrictions as in when the other girls can show their public support or not.
Let me elaborate: D showed us on her SC her support for BT- btw N was also there with her during the performance, see the vid again in case y'all missed it- but here’s the funny part: None of the girls congratulated C through TWITTER ACTIVITY, yet they all did for L. I am led to believe they weren’t going to post or liked anything related to BTM, bc (to be fair) if they weren’t given the chance to do it for C, they wouldn’t do it for L either. But to keep on with the narrative, mgmt made them do it (the worst part of it all is that it worked cause y'all extra asses exploded on my tl). A year ago almost each but A, tweeted C for IKWYDLS (in my opinion, those congratulations didn’t seem that genuine) if they were quote unquote shady back then (when they were actually between a disagreement) why acting even more petty now (when they actually are on positive terms) & not acknowledging your bandmate project at all? It makes no sense (I repeat, only thru Twitter, cs y'all give it too much relevance apparently).

What keeps being the detonator for further drama explosions within the fandom is the hate C’s received & LAND’s silence towards it. My theory is based on how much of a puppet show is the industry’s life (go check out emisonme latest post to see what I mean, very important info to take into consideration).
You’d be utterly innocent if you’ve never considered mgmt able to control their social media accounts & their comment on these (quick note: bday posts, virtual interactions totally fall under this category). L has said in the past (through Tumblr ask) that even their blogs are monitored so Twitter is definitely out of the question.
Here’s what I think: The girls don’t make PUBLIC statements to defend C not bc they don’t want to, bc THEY ARE NOT ALLOW TO.
It makes them look shitty as hell, but let’s bring back that day when we found out C was harassed with text messages by that band [I don’t recall their name] stg as sexist as that, was expected to bring the others to say anything. Seriously the girls promote feminism in all the extent of the word but that day they stayed muted. Leaves me wondering: Was it really by choice? If y'all think them fake ass feminists, okay then… To me this only proved further the way they’re restricted with interactions *cough* camren *cough*
Trust me, I’d love to see the girls standing up for C, but at this point haters gonna hate. Unfortunately it doesn’t take one or four tweets to stop it.
Keeping 4/5 from tweeting about the hatred the most popular member gets…it’s pretty self explanatory. SCANDAL it’s written all over it. Sounds like hitting the jackpot for media & reporters…

Speaking of reporters, interviewers come to mind: Have y'all ever wondered why 5H has never been on a talk show? 2016 promised a lot for them, at least more than one show could have invited them by now… Idk on a scale 1-10 how scripted those interviews are, but I can assure it will give us a glimpse of OT5’s relationship overall. What if their label doesn’t want that yet? Maybe not exactly for us to see where does the band currently stands, but for OUTSIDERS. People who don’t belong to the fandom, they’ve all heard the same thing: Fifth Harmony are not friends with one another. Despite on how united they’re today, the GP perceives the group like each girl hates the girl next to her. It will take only one interview for those to realise: “It seems they’re closer of how media pins them”. (About this last part, don’t take too much, I have yet to think why haven’t they been on a talk show properly, to me it’s honestly weird, but there could literally be a variety of reasons; besides I legit ignore how an artist is invited or scheduled, I’m not that inform on the subject).

Sure 5H has fights now & then & it’s hard to be on the same page always (like it happens with any group) but to be in the midst of such a toxic ambiance- where you don’t even allow a balanced coexistence to develop- 24/7 for any of the members for more than a year now, just imagine…(excuse me but I don’t believe the girls capable of doing that, creating that type of unhealthy work environment, it’d be just miserable & I legitimately trust they are not the kind of people to hold resentment).
What happened with N on Twitter, well it could be two things: Whether she wasn’t aware this acc had bullied C before or mgmt did it. I mean as an ambassador of an anti cyberbullying project, it’s just absurd to think she did it on purpose. I genuinely don’t think mgmt made her tweet that, simply I believe she didn’t stalk that acc & didn’t noticed the hatred behind.

By this point I don’t know how many of y'all continue to be engaged on the theory… I understand my position is more “blame it all on the industry rather than the celeb”.
Some of y'all say C is the bad guy, others claim that the rest are the villains, when in reality the real enemy of the story is THE INDUSTRY. The industry doesn’t give a fuck about their feelings or if they get hate on a daily basis.
E.g. Jojo during her transition to adulthood was told to lose weight or else her album wouldn’t be release. The fact that many artists are closeted say a lot (open your eyes, L WAS GIVEN PERMISSION to come out… If you seriously think any celebrity is granted the choice to scream out their sexuality whenever they feel ready to, then you live in a giant bubble of fantasy).
This industry forces them to lie or change aspects that go from their appearance to sexual orientation. Aspects that are turned into an spectacle just so these “chairmen” can get their filthy hands on an absurd amount of money. Just like government there’s always someone behind. THE DARK SIDE OF FAME, truly goes beyond lack of privacy & cameras following you everywhere. The difference between the percentage of profits a label takes in compare to their stars it’s massive.

It may seem like I’m “kissing ass” but I do want to clarify stg: The girls aren’t perfect, they make mistakes obviously. No, I don’t think they all have done things completely right during this process- yeah, it truly might be that C was the one who screwed up when the duet happened, or a possibility for LAND to have missed the chance for standing for her when she needed the most- however we don’t have the right to reproach them for this, by no means disrespect any for the same. As our idols, it’s natural that we care so much but we can’t pry THAT FAR into there personal live or careers cause in the end, like it or not, we only see the film once that it’s edited & set on screen, but never the way it was worked behind cameras.
As the audience, I’ve noticed we tend to expect a lot from celebrities. All celebrities in general. One fail & the internet won’t let them forget (even after they’ve apologised). We have to remember that THEY’RE HUMANS TOO. They fall, they get back on their feet, they change but an aspect that most haters choose to erase from them is the fact that THEY FEEL. Being in the public eye is hard enough. Our jobs as the audience is not to turn this even tougher for them. More than one celeb has addressed how they can have it all but at the same time how they feel empty & destroyed inside.
To me the best kind of celebrity is the one who is nothing but grateful towards the fans & the one who takes the time to continuously learn to educate them. The girls might have screwed up in the past (& bc they ain’t robots) they will, but if I’m well aware of stg is that they have proven multiple times to be this type of celeb. They thank us for every achievement, appreciate us, & use their platforms to spread awareness & love. Please respect them.

Liveshow 29.03.2015

Favorite Quotes/Moments:

Note: They released some info about the book and said that Just Dance will probably be coming out tonight (Dan teased Phil about spoiling it in his liveshow last week), but that’s not really what I want to talk about here.

“A big thing happened in our life!”—Phil

“I swear to God, that is like 90% of the reason I’m on porridge right now, is because you can’t secret-eat it.”—Dan

“Gerard, what about me?!”—Phil, when discussing Gerard following Dan on twitter

“Much like we stalk all of your blogs and know what you’re saying 100% of the time….”—Dan

Phil, repeating user question: “What was the last movie I watched?” *turns to Dan* “What was the last movie we watched?”

“Shh, shh, shh!”—Phil, holding up a finger and shushing Dan

Phil: “Do you reckon you’d die before me?” Dan, gets a slightly unnerved look on his face: “You mean like in life, or in the Hunger Games?”

“Did no one even say, ‘Are you okay?’ British people!” Phil, indignant after Dan retells his escalator-falling story.

“Here we go, here we bloody go!”—Dan, to Phil, about anime

Phil killed his Tamagotchi. Dan: “I don’t care about Tamagotchi.” Phil: “Dan! For shame.”

Phil: “My mum says I have dextrous fingers!” *wiggling fingers* Dan: face-palms

“Just gonna let you wallow in your strangeness for a minute.” Dan, to Phil

“Quietly phallic if you put it the wrong way ‘round.” Phil, about his cactus

Their ensuing argument about where Phil puts the cacti.

“Phil bought an automatic air freshener and I HATE IT!”—Dan

Their fixations with the color changing candle Phil bought

Dan said something about Phil becoming Voldemort (video froze for a sec, so I didn’t quite catch it)

They took a hideous polaroid together. “Look how long my tongue is…I didn’t know my tongue could be that long.”—Phil

“I don’t want to leave!”—Dan, who had originally planned on leaving early to finish editing Just Dance, but decided to stay til the end because he was having so much fun.

“Let’s frame it!”—Dan, about the polaroid, in a weird voice and making a stupid face

“Do you want to eat the chicken nuggets, or the dog?”—Phil, doing a Lancashire accent

Phil and Dan looking at their elbows, and Phil being confused by Dan’s elbow

“You’re bad, you’re terrible, you’re a bad friend…. Bad Phil! Don’t buy cookies!”—Dan, to Phil about delicious Tesco cookies

“Domestic arguments”—Dan, singing

“You always talk to me about animal facts.”—Dan, to Phil

“If you say you have a broken toe, then you don’t have to do it.”—Phil, about P.E.

Dan, singing/humming annoyingly: “D’you like my lobby music?” Phil: “No.”

“The murder of Dan and Phil.”—Dan singing while Phil checks on a weird noise

They made firework sound effects while Dan was drawing

Dan: “How d’you spell scissor?” Phil, teasingly: “I’m not telling you.”

They thanked everyone for their support, said that the liveshow had been a lot of fun, and that more info about the book/tour will be coming out over the next few months.

General Observations:

They just looked really, incredibly happy. They were both laughing and smiling and grinning, and just seemed more relaxed and cheerful than I’ve seen them in ages. It made my face hurt from smiling so hard back at them. They also said “we” like five thousand times, and Phil used the phrase “our life.” It was the best liveshow I’ve ever seen with them by far, and I’m just so glad that they’re really comfortable and enjoying themselves right now. You should all go watch it now!!

a-simple-note  asked:

egobangflap Vampire!AU | It's late, or more or less early and the topic of turning comes up. Dan is dating two vampires and he couldn’t be more happy, but he was at least physically a bit ahead of them in age.

here you go my mcdarling @a-simple-note

Considering the events in his life that had led Dan to this point, he honestly couldn’t say he was  surprised.

He was a pretty chill dude in general and tended to roll with whatever came his way, but what with the wrestling alligators and other inebriated shenanigans in his twenties, switching from band to band until finally finding his niche in a duo with a theoretical physicist turned self-taught musician with a ninja mask, and, at last, landing a nine-to-five job with which he could sustain himself playing video games. Every day. For a living.

He figured that, hey, he’s survived up to this point and a future version of himself hasn’t arrived in a time machine to shake him and tell him he’s made a terrible mistake, so he must be doing pretty okay.

All that considered, he was really sure he’d fucked himself around the time he realized he was into not only his best friend’s wife, but also his best friend, both of whom, just by pure chance, happen to be vampires.

But, once again, that good, ol’ Avidan luck came through for him, because the two of them ended up liking him back and now they were all together, in a big, happy, gay, old inter-species love thing.

Which, by the way, was fantastic.

The three of them had only been an item for a year and some change, which was nothing of consequence to Arin and Suzy, who had been together something to the tune of three hundred years. Despite that, they loved him and really didn’t make him feel like he had an expiration date and was truly an important piece of their relationship.

But try as they might, there were times when his shorter lifespan and human-ness became pretty hard to ignore.

Suzy and Arin were primarily nocturnal, but since most of their friends and coworkers weren’t (with the exception of Ross, who was, against all odds, a were-dingo,) they catered to their schedules and worked during the day, even if it meant constant naps between Grump episodes and events.

Dan hadn’t really realized the implications of this until they started living together. The couple had told him over and over that they were night owls, but he shrugged it off and found himself often sleeping alone while his partners puttered around, getting work done or cooking or playing a game.

Luckily, he’d only had his sleep schedule for thirty-seven years as opposed to several centuries old, so it was must easier for him to readjust to their schedule instead of the other way around.

They still made jokes, calling Danny “old man” and “grandpa”, even though they were nearly a millennium older than him, but since they’d been turned in their twenties, they’d look that way forever. They were just jokes, but Dan didn’t miss the looks they gave each other or the looks they gave him when another birthday of his passed or he mentioned his achy back or a gray hair he’d found in his giant mop that morning.

They got that way about everyone, especially when Brian mentioned milestones with Audrey or a famous celebrity they’d watch rise, fall, rise again, etc. pass away.

But it was sort of different with Dan, as was to be expected from the people he was dating.

He knew what they could have been thinking, possible solutions to this discrepancy between them, but it still shocked him when Suzy brought it up one day.

“Would you ever let us turn you?” she asked, muffled through her taxidermy mask but still perfectly clear to Danny’s ears. It was late, even for them, and Danny had been a few minutes away from suggesting they go to bed.

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hyakuyallelujah-deactivated2015  asked:

i'm actually the anon who asked you about Kou!! (@hayatoshinkai on twitter) and i wanted to know what you think a good summary of Kou's personality is? I have some ideas, but how exactly would you describe him? I do enjoy hearing your ideas of course!! c:

Given that all the Diabolik Lovers love interests are fairly complex, I don’t think I can summarize Kou’s personality in a concise way but I’ll do my best! Sorry if I repeat some of the stuff I said on Twitter before, haha.

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YouLove #3

Summary= How many chances there were that your famous crush would like you back? The chance of a click -and a video, it seemed. [YouTubers AU].

Pairing= Nalu.

Rate= T.

Chapters= Multichaptered.

Word Count= 1833-

Yosh, new chapter! Hope you like it! Sorry if I made a mistake regarding Twitter, I don’t have an account there so… but feel free to mark them to me so I can fix it and improve! I love constructive criticism. And thank you so much for your lovely words! You guys are the best :3

Chapter three: favorite

“Levy!” Lucy whined, putting her head over her friend’s shoulder. Of course she had to lean down, Levy was small.

Said best friend pushed her head off and rolled her brown eyes, “You’re such a drama queen when you want to be, Lucy.”

Lucy got up and glared at her, tying her hair up in a messy ponytail. “I am not a drama queen. I am a drama princess.”

“It’s the same thing!” Levy said.

“Of course not!” Lucy rolled her eyes. “Being a princess is so different than being a queen. It means I’m not a drama queen, that’s all. I don’t see the need to explain this. Levy, you’re supposed to be the smart one here!”

Levy sighed, done with her friend’s rambles. Still, she kept walking by her side down the corridors of their private only girls school. The short skirts of their uniforms blew as they moved, the white shirt buttoned up until the top, where a blue tie laid.

“Have you thought of making a video in the uniform?” Levy asked, changing the subject. “You totally rock it.”

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FUCK IT! THIS ENDS NOW #2 P2

Part 2: Analysis

Before I go any further, I want to highlight that this is MY OPINON not A FACT. I use this as a preemptive so the nuts cannot later misconstrue what I write. This is merely speculation based off of an observation. I have no idea what motivated Kat to tweet what she did. As I said in the last bit, only Kat can answer that.

Bonkamily,
I know that many of you (including myself) felt at fault for what happened even though you know you’ve done nothing wrong. It feels horrible to know that you may have contributed in some way without realising it but I want to let you know that I do not think Kat was bothered by the people shipping Grahamwood. I do not think this is what incited Kat to act and I will explain why

Kat has been in the acting world for many years. She knows that people are going to ship her with men regardless of whether she is in relationship with them or not. As an example, despite the fact that Ian is happily married, there are a few fans who still passionately ship her with him. They are literally counting the days until Ian separates from Nikki so their Kat and Ian fantasy can come true.

This is an extreme but this is not uncommon and I have seen it in EVERY fandom. These fans will spam the actors with their tweets about the love they feel for the couple they ship. They have become emotionally involved to the extent that they will threaten to kill themselves or the people they think is in the way of their fantasy if things do not play out as they would have liked. They are delusional but they are LOUD and often times celebrities take notice of these type of fans.

Now Kat has dealt with this since the beginning of her time on Twitter so this is not new to her. To have someone constantly tweet her inappropriate things or hate on her is part of the celebrity experience so what is the difference with this situation? If privacy and shipping was really an issue, she would have never posted the pic with Chris on his bday or a pic of Chris shirtless all of which contributed to fans shipping them as a couple.

I believe the difference in this situation is the LOUD hate on Chris because people thought they were dating. bonkai-kingdom and bonkai-diaries mentioned this and I completely agree with them.

During Kat’s panel with Chris, she said she becomes protective of those she considers to be friends and loved ones. She can handle things directed at her but she will publicly defend her friends if fans hate on them.

I believe she did this to protect Chris’ image. There were a few LOUD troll fans who began to question Chris’ character because of the dating history they created in their OWN minds and the speculation only increased when he began to show affection for Kat at the panels. They felt he was going around fucking everybody because they believed he went from Nina to Jodi to Riley and now Kat even though none of the other relationships were ever confirmed to be more than a friendship.

They began to call him awful names like fuckboy/psycho and many in this fandom rightly went to Chris’ defence. I believe Kat likely saw the hate tweets directed at Chris and/or read our tumblr posts calling out these nuts and she may have misinterpreted it as an opinion many fans believed about Chris when there were only a few people spreading that rubbish. In fact the rumour started from someone in another fandom NOT the Bonkai or Grahamwood shippers.

Then a few fans thought it would be hilarious if Chris and Kat read the psycho/fuckboy post so they made the mistake to spam them with tweets not thinking that this would only make things awkward for Kat/Chris and make Kat upset that fans would say such things.

If you read Kat’s tweet again what she put EMPHASIS on is that she NEVER got with Chris. She was so passionate it about it she repeated it TWICE in a sentence.

“We are not together and never gotten together”

This was an angry tweet and I don’t think she would have been angry if the tweets directed at her read “you look cute together” or “you should date” or “you are a beautiful couple”

She probably would have had a laugh and kindly tweeted they are just friends.

Personally, I don’t think Kat would have said ANYTHING if people were merely shipping them harmlessly on tumblr/Twitter as everyone does.

IMO Kat wanted to silence rumours that claimed Kat was another woman on Chris’ psycho fuckboy list without bringing attention to those rumours. I don’t think she would have imagined it would get to this point. I think she felt she had to correct the mistake she may have now felt she made when she posted pics of Chris.

IMO I think this is the reason Chris never post pics of Kat on social media. He knew people would assume the worst of him and he did not want another Jodi/Nina situation when Kat is a friend he really respect and adores. He is a respectable gentleman and sweetheart from what I’ve heard and seen so it was petty and vindictive for people to have spread that false shit about him.

Sadly, this drama may affect their interaction next panel so congrats to that ONE jealous Somergraham fan who could not handle Kat being close to another man other than Ian.

Pinoy Alternate History (Part 3)

Just like last 2 years’ celebration of Philippine Independence Day, I joined RocketKapre.com’s Twitter discussion/trend/story telling about alternate Filipino history. By means of the hashtag #RP612fic, Twitter users shared their tweet-length stories about our country’s alternative history and realist micro fiction.

I decided to collate and post my #RP612fic tweets here in my blog because eventually, these stories will be covered with other stories, opinion, and whatnots on my timeline. I would like to preserve these precious tweets and let it reach a wider audience through Juan Republic.

  • During the British occupation, Tormund Giantsbane used giants and a mammoth in trying to penetrate the walls of Intramuros.
  • Doña Aurora Quezon, with the help of Lord Beric Dondarrion, returned as Lady Stoneheart and took revenge on every Huk members.
  • With the success of her 7-hour movie on YouTube ‘Querido’, Mystica collaborated with Lav Diaz to make a 17-hour movie.
  • As a punishment for his crimes against the State, Sen. Bong Revilla was forced to repeatedly watch his movie 'Kilabot at Kembot’.
  • In the latest episode of 'It takes Zeal to be a Rizal’, Pepe finally admitted that he has a love child with Gertrude Beckett.
  • Senators Enrile, Estrada, and Revilla are actually the last 3 Targaryens prophesied to ride the dragons and burn the Philippines.
  • After yet another heartbreak, 80-year old Kris Aquino posted on Instagram saying she’s ready to move on and find true love.
  • W/o any TV Networks willing to air his new show, W. Revillame built his own Church and called himself 'The Appointed Son of God’.
  • Right before the trial by combat, Juan Ponce Enrile asked his childhood friend Msgr. Miguel de Benavides to pray for his champion.
  • Headline: Sandra Cam finally exposes sex video! A bikini-clad Leila de Lima dances 'Roar’ with half-naked Cezar Mancao.
  • Overheard at the balcony of Malacanang Palace in 1986: “Ako pa din ang Presidente ng Pilipinas! Ngayon at magpakailanman!”
  • A teenage Jose Rizal updated his Facebook profile with “Edi sa Puso Mo =”>“ as his school and residence.
  • Elpidio Quirino’s golden arinola was seized by Imelda Marcos and had it smelted into jewelries.
  • Emilio Aguinaldo was ordered to vacate his post as President of the Republic due to overspending in the Tejeros convention.
  • Emilio Aguinaldo showed his music video singing 'Salamat Kaibigan’, addressing his innocence in the death of Andres Bonifacio.
  • The increase in the price of garlic in the local market is a ploy of the Aswangs hoarding its supply. The Treses are not amused.
  • Available for digital download: Sex tape of Ferdinand Marcos and Dovie Beams.
  • Captain Pedro Janolino’s last words before delivering his deadly blow to Antonio Luna’s head: "The Aguinaldos send their regards”.
  • Crisostomo Ibarra found out that he and Maria Clara are actually twins, a product of Padre Damaso’s relationship with Pia Alba.

I could have added other insane stories on my tweets but I didn’t want to flood my followers’ Twitter timeline and I was then in the middle of rushing (read: cramming) my diagnostic examinations for my students (Yes, I’m a High School teacher. Yey.) and watching the FIFA World Cup.

It is said that there are no ifs in history. We cannot dwell on the past and try to change it. But we can always learn from its lessons. As what George Santayana said: “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

But we can always use our imagination and think of a good and creative historical fiction. And have a good laugh.

Mabuhay ang Kalayaan! Padayon!

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Hide and Seek: Headlines & Bylines (#7)

Headlines & Bylines, the seventh installment in the Hide and Seek series.

Previous one shots here

Word Count: 9154 (HOLY MOTHER OF GOD)

A/N: Officially the longest thing I’ve ever written. Over 9000 words. That’s insane. We’re going on a six month journey in this part. Just to clarify: bold is Harry’s texts and italicized is Y/N’s. The bolded & italicized parts at the end of each month are like news headlines/gossip blog posts so you can see the impact of the media and have a better grasp of how the fans might be reacting to everything that’s happening. Okay. Here we go.

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anonymous asked:

Hey! Could you do an imagine where you and Luke are friends and he gets jealous about your douchey boyfriend and you get in a fight but then he performs a song that he wrote for you and you realize he's in love with you? I'm sorry that's so long and cheesy. I love you!

I’ve been thinking so hard about this because I loved the idea and I wanted it to be really good so I hope you like this :D

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I took my phone out of my pocket and sat down on the floor of my apartment in front of the door and called my best friend. “Luke..?” I breathe out. “Hey Y/N! Are you coming to the concert tonight or- Shit wait. That wasn’t your usual ‘Luke’. What’s wrong?” He asked. “He cheated again, Luke.. Please come over..” I murmur. “Fine.” he said, a little coldly and I switched off my phone. The doorbell rang 15 minutes later and I crawled to the door to open it. He walks in calmly and sits down next to me. “Why do you keep putting yourself through this? How many times are you going to let him walk all over you before you realise that he’s not worth any of this? It kills me watching you get hurt over and over.. Stop it, Y/N. Please..” “Don’t be an idiot, Luke. It looks like I’m a mess and I know it sounds like I’m crazy but when we’re together I feel good.” I stood up and Luke stood up next to me. “Clearly he doesn’t feel the same so why do you keep-” “Stop it, Luke. You have no idea what it feels like when you’re in love with someone so I really don’t expect you to get it, okay? Besides, where is all this coming from anyway? It’s literally like you’re kicking me when I’m down, Luke.” I said, my voice raising a little. “I’m not kicking you when you’re down. I’m sick of seeing you so down all the time. I’m sick of walking over here each time he breaks your heart, help you fix it only to watch you go back to him again until we repeat this a few weeks later.” He said, raising his voice, too and slowly walking towards the door. “And also, I do know what it feels like to be in love with someone, okay? I’ve got a concert to get to. Bye, Y/N” he said, opening the door and walking out. “Great.. Now I’ve lost my best friend, too.” I murmur and sit back down on the ground.

I somehow end up falling asleep but wake up a few hours later and hear my phone buzzing like crazy. “What the hell..?” I mutter as I see a bunch of notifications on twitter all of which lead me to a concert video.. Tonight’s concert. It seemed like some sort of a song recorded by fans from different angles. I decide to watch it because apparently according to most of the fans it was “the nicest thing that anyone could ever do for someone”. It started off with Luke saying, “So whoever has something to record this with, please do that and send it to @YourTwitterName because I had a massive fight with her over some stupid thing and I need to tell her something but I didn’t know how else to do it except this. Here goes..” The 4 of them played a song I had never heard before and I listened over the screaming to the lyrics only to realise they were about me. “That little shit..” I said, as he described what an idiot my boyfriend was, but the initial anger turned into confusion because it changed from him hating my boyfriend to him being in love with me.. “Oh god..” I murmur and put my phone down. 

I spent the next 10 minutes pacing back and forth, first cursing Luke and then being confused and cursing him again. I was distracted when I heard the doorbell ring. I knew exactly who this was going to be. “Luke Hemmings. Why did you just do that?” I demanded. He nodded and stepped inside. “Because when I say I’m sick of watching you get hurt over and over it means that I would like to stop the pain. But not just as your stupid friend anymore.. And when I told you I knew what it felt like to be in love with someone, I was talking about you and you’re such an idiot because you didn’t even realise that I was crazy about you when I was making it so obvious and I literally didn’t know how else to show you that you deserve more than him other than that song. And this..” he said, before leaning down to kiss me. It was a short kiss, maybe 3 seconds but when his lips left mine, he didn’t move away. I stared right into his eyes, our foreheads touching. “You’re insane, Luke..” I say softly and I don’t know why but I kissed him back, smiling midway through the kiss. His hands moved to my face, gently touching my cheeks and I placed mine on his hips, kissing him deeper and realised that maybe I really did deserve more than that piece of shit. Maybe I really did deserve a Luke Hemmings..

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anonymous asked:

😂😂😂jj was caught coming out of Val's car this morning when they arrived for dwts rehearsal!!!! Think I'm lying, check my ships twitter page. Valdaya sooo salty, and thirsty as fuck!! Awww too bad this ship won't ever see Zendaya come out Val's car, she's too busy playing with leggos and Barbies, stay hella pressed hoeeee!!!😆😲😙🙋🙈🙉🙊😉

*You want to repeat that again or do a little research boo??* Because uhhhhhh let’s see….

*GASP WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT!* She’s getting out his car and what do you know they were heading to rehearsals as well……

But hey you’re right we will never get a picture of her coming out of his car……I said I wasn’t going to respond to your bum ass but I’m already in a fucked up mood so what the hell. Fuck out of here. Next time you check my ship!