What happened today.
Friend: “ Sorry I can’t walk home with you today.”
Me: “ Whaaaat, I would never leave you to walk home alone in the cold and dark.”
Me: (Remembers when I was off school for a week and when I stayed after school for a week to catch up on work).
Friend: “ Weren’t you off, for like a week?”
Me: “(keeps whispering out loud) I would never.”