i remember this dont you guys

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CONCERNS THAT BET WILL "RUIN" HIT THE FLOOR LIKE "THE GAME" THAT'S NOT TRUE....IF YOU REMEMBER THAT THE GAME WAS A SPINOFF OF GIRLFRIENDS WHICH HAD 8 SUCCESSFUL SEASONS AFTER BET PICKED THE GAME UP IN SEASON 5 (I THINK) AFTER TWO SEASONS ON THEIR NETWORK THE SHOW GOT (NEW WRITERS) AND THAT'S WHY "THE GAME" SUFFERED!! NOT DUE TO BET!! AND AS YOU GUYS KNOW HIT THE FLOOR HAS AN AMAZING WRITING TEAM SO WE GOOD!!!!! SO DONT WORRY WE'RE BACK BITCHESSSSS

Originally posted by putademierdastuff

anonymous asked:

โ˜•๏ธ aight so I was walking the other day- and someone kinda walks up behind me and says "Micheal? Bro- how you been? Haven't seen you since grade school, man!" I am not Micheal. I am Jade. But I am also extremely awkward. So I turn around and greet the guy- he s t i l l thinks I am 'Micheal' sO I JUST SPEND THE REST OF THE D A Y WALKING ROUND WITH THIS GUY NAMED JAKE WHILE REMEMBERING OUR "GRADE SCHOOL MEMORIES" THAT DONT E X I S T I WAS SO CONFUSED AGh it was such a confusing/awkward experience.

I feel like this is some shit I’d do because I’d be too embarrassed to crush their hopes. 

anonymous asked:

IZAYA I VAGUELY REMEMBER YOU TALKING ABOUT A BLAIR WITCH POST AND I REMEMBER IT BEING FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER WHAT THE JOKE WAS PLEASE HELP

HEY GUYS ITS ME THE BLAIRE WITCH! DONT FILM ME

anonymous asked:

*whispers*your art ask with mysme is so good. I was wondering if you could do something with mysme and a chubby, insecure mc. I understand if you dont want too, I just thought id ask ;-;

I’m sorry this came so late but so much kept coming up!!

I’ve been working on this sporadically since you sent this ask, to be honest, and I’m honored that you trust me to answer this sensitive question for some.
I wanted to share screenshots from the game where I remember the members themselves telling MC they dont care what she looks like, but somehow I can’t find them though I remember them!!
(So many routes, how would I remember which one it happened in;;)

But nonetheless I worked on this, hopefully it conveys my feelings on the matter. I thought that the best to answer this would be the one guy who probably knows the least about what you look like….

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Hearing the phrase “they had it all planned” in the latest In/finity w/ar “trailer”(?) Sneak peek (?) Mood board. :/

Haru Accidentally deleted her life

Hey guys, I dont know why this is happening to me but I deleted my blog of 4 years in 1 sec. that means over 100,000 posts and over 13,000 followers, all those gifs, graphics, text post, written work gone in one go. 

Honestly rn, I feel like crying for days because this blog was my life and I….Idk what to me right now…so even if you dont care can you please reblog this post to et everyone know and I was mutuals with you, please message me coz I cant remember the blogs I followed. :((((

shopping with jk

- never remembering what you guys really need bc you two are always wandering into the junk food section 

- “dont buy those donuts” “you can’t stop me” “you can’t eat those” “i’m not the one that has to be on a diet” “coME FIGHT ME” “im buying these, kook” “im breaking up with you” “good, then i can buy my donuts in peace” 

- him taking out all the junk food that you put into the shopping cart and you wanting to beat him up bc of it 

- giving him a dirty look bc he just has to whip out his credit card to pay for like $10 groceries “it’s okay, i got it this time” “just give them the bills” “no, no, no, no” 

- leaving the store while carrying the groceries in one arm and the other arm carrying you over his back “when will you put me down” “never” 

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*throws knb stuff at you* lately there’s so much aoka and takao on my dash all my feels are suddenly back o<-< rip my soul

I’ve been reading this book, and is basically about history- Right now Im on the greeks, and they have a WHOLE chapter of Homer and the Illiad (Its killing me slowly, they said there was proof of the heroes being ACTUAL PEOPLE and not only characters, be still my patroclus heart) and I just wanted to point out that the greeks were far more accepting than us in terms of sexuality, but the book caused so much controversy because, apparently, you couldn’t be a hero and have a guy as your partner (remember all those history books were my babies were called platonic bros). Then, Alexander The Great, a FUCKING KING AND A CONQUEROR AND A BADASS, fucking claims himself as the direct descendant of Achilles and says, well, guess what, you didnt approve of patrochilles, so here you have me FUCKING SPENDING MILLIONS OF GOLD IN A FEAST AND THE FUCKING PYRE OF MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND AND LOVER WHO HAPPENS TO BE A GUY, and almost tattoes on his chest “gay4Hefestion” and I still dont understand why Alexander isn’t a great bisexual icon, he deserves reconition.

things i remember when i first joined the fnaf fandom

“is bonnie a boy or a girl?”
sparky the dog
“phone guy was stuffed into chica!!!”
everyone typing 1987 into the custom night mode
people trying really hard to get the death screens/rare camera footage
hitting c d + to skip nights
foxy being the yiff material
toy chica being the stripper material
“the cupcake is a camera”
“foxy’s a good guy”
“he’s trying to hug you but you get a heart attack”
“purple guy is phone guy!!!”

Caught (Peter Parker x reader)

Good morning lovelies! It’s only Tuesday and I already wish it was Saturday. I’m going to try to finish all these requests so I can take some more and really focus on my next series that I can hopefully start writing this weekend! I hope you all have a wonderful day, and if you ever have any questions or just need someone to talk to, please don’t hesitate to ask or message me. I hope you enjoy this anon if you’re out there. Much love. I love you all, xoxo

Request: Young!avenger x Peter Parker and that they get caught making out by Steve or Tony?  

Warnings: Minimal cursing, making out?

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“Hey babe.” You slid your arms around his torso, kissing his cheek. He smiled, putting his warm hands over yours.

“Hey, love.” He took your arms away from him, spinning himself around so that he was facing you. “What’s up?”

“You got a minute?” A mischievous look came across your face as you batted your eyelashes up at him. “Mm, come on.” You gave him your best puppy dog eyes and took his hand. You swiftly brought him down the hall, giggling. He shook his head, chuckling at your giddiness. You pulled him into your room, wiggling your eyebrows suggestively. He closed the door softly behind him and you pulled him down for a kiss. His hands wrapped gently around your waist, fitting your bodies against each other perfectly. Your fingers laced through his soft hair. You backed him up against the bed, the backs of his knees hitting the edge. You sat him down, straddling his hips. You kissed his forehead, his hands roaming your body. He crashed into your lips, and you hummed against his. Your hands were on the back of his neck, occasionally running through his hair. His lips were soft and warm, the sensation filling your stomach with butterflies.

“God, you’re so beautiful.” He looked up at you with loving eyes, studying your every feature. A shade of pink arose on your cheeks and you bit your lip, a small smile pulling at the corners of your mouth.

“I love you, Peter Parker. More than you’ll ever know.” Your E/C eyes glistened against the light that was coming through the windows. Your kissed his lips tenderly, shivers going up your spine. His hands traced alone the small of your back, the feeling making your breath hitch.

Peter took the opportunity and explored your mouth. You let him in, giving him dominance. His lips unlatched from yours, traveling to your neck. He placed feather light kisses along your jaw, and began sucking on the sweet spot on your neck. You sighed, the feeling sending some type of release through your body. He made his way back up to your lips, sending you both into quiet bliss.

The door swung open, revealing a grease covered Tony. “Hey, F/N, we need you down at-” He gaped at the sight over you on top of Peter. You startled and fell on your butt on the floor. Peter tried to nonchalantly fix his hair, trying not to act suspicious. “What the heck is going on here!?” His eyes were wide, and he was staring at the both of you and how disheveled you looked. Tony was waving his arms around, shocked.

You cleared your throat. “Uh, hey Tony, what’s up?” You laughed nervously, and Peter was smiling awkwardly.

“What’s up? Really? Is that the best you can do?” He crossed his arms over his chest, giving you a look. Peter slowly got off the bed, trying to escape. “And where do you think you’re going?” Tony glared daggers at Peter, scaring him shitless.

“Uhh, no..where?” He slowly backed up back to the bed, taking a seat.

“And this is why it’s a bad idea to have two raging hormonal teenagers in the same building.” He rolled his eyes at you, shaking his head. “Whatever. Just-I never want to have to walk in on that again. For Christ’s sake, lock the door next time.” He turned on his heel, walking out the door. He shouted from the hallway. “Come on you two, we have to get to work.”

You and Peter turned to each other, blushing. You burst out laughing and pulled him off the bed, leading him out into the hallway. All Tony did as he walked away was chuckle, shaking his head. You guys were cute together, but sometimes too cute for his liking.


I hoped you enjoyed this cute, funny little oneshot. Have an amazing day and remember that I think you’re beautiful and that if I could, I would send you a pizza because I love you guys that much. xoxo

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i keep seeing this post going around that is directed at incoming college freshman and it seems kind of like?? really negative so here you go:

1. the freshman fifteen is a real thing, it is true, but it is preventable. most of the freshman fifteen comes from drinking ridiculous amounts if alcohol and then eating crappy food. if you drink responsibly (most of the time) and eat like you normally would at home youre all set

2. there is always pizza in the dining hall. dont eat pizza all the time.

3. if youre going to take a nap just set an alarm before class, then you wont have to run. naps are nice and you deserve them.

4. a lot of classes offer cool one credit classes that involve going to the gym. these are really cool and help motivate you to get out and exercise.

5. the homework level is manageable as long as you stay on top of it. most classes dont meet every day so if youre not feeling doing homework right after the class ends you can do it the next day and still have time.


6. just dont let it all pile up

7. finals arent that bad if youre not cramming. just study the week before in small increments.

8. sometimes your roommates do things you dont like. talk to them about it, dont be passive aggressive. it solves nothing

9. college can be really hard and scary at first but it gets so much better. just remember that everybody is as nervous as you are and dont be afraid to approach new people.

10. a grade does not define you. sometimes you work your ass off and fail. you can get back from this. you are not and never will be a failure because youre struggling. 11. professors are friends and office hours are best friends.

it is so worth it guys. i had a hard time first semester (i called my mom crying like every weekend for a month) but you settle in and get in the swing it things and it DOES get better.
second semester is here and im having the time of my life

good luck ❤❤

i honestly cant comprehend it when people say that they dont ship Jake and Amy when they are like such literal One True Pairing material like??

- slowburn, mutual pining 

- such a soft naturally developed relationship that went from partnerts at work to partners in life and their dating just made it so much richer

- the “i know youre dating another guy and i dont want to make this awkward but i just had to let you know that i really like you but dont worry i wont bother you about it”

- literal canon fake dating au

- when they start dating they try to hide it from thieir friends work family trope but they literally fail in a day

- the universe seems to tell us this is a bad idea but you know what fuck that noise i wanna be with you

- they literally accidentally kill a man by making out at their 1st official day of being a couple like?? get you an otp who can top that

- “theres no one elses opinion that matters more to me” “he makes me laugh”

- they were friends before they started dating!! and they remained silly competitive friends even after they became a couple!!

- no “now that were dating i suddenly realized you have flaws and i dont want this anymore” drama

- they literally asked for their work dads approval 

- like literally no unnecessary drama they fight a few times but none of it is ever superficial or due to bad communication?

- they literally flirt all the time and have their own silly puns and eyeroll eachother but never make the other feel uncomfortable??

- they support each other and are very attentive to the others interests? they try to become involved in things that the other likes just to make them happy??

- “i know that youre dating someone else but im here for you as a friend and i want to see you happy”