i remember the alamo

Burton Film Sentence Pack
  • “________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
  • “________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
  • “Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
  • “An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
  • “Are you so certain of everything?”
  • “Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
  • “But I don’t even know your name.”
  • “Do you think me wicked?”
  • “Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
  • “Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
  • “Fetch my musket!”
  • “For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
  • “Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
  • “Give it more juice!”
  • “Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
  • “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
  • “Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
  • “He didn’t wake up.”
  • “Hold me.”
  • “How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
  • “How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
  • “I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
  • “I can’t remember what fun is for.”
  • “I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
  • “I have every confidence in you.”
  • “I know you are, but what am I?”
  • “I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
  • “I meant to do that.”
  • “I remember… the Alamo.”
  • “I stand up for sense and justice.”
  • “I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
  • “If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
  • “I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
  • “I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
  • “I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
  • “If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
  • “I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
  • “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
  • “It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
  • “Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
  • “Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
  • “Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
  • “Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
  • “Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
  • “Marvelous things will happen.”
  • “Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
  • “May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
  • “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
  • “Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 
  • “MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
  • “Nobody likes scientists.”
  • “Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
  • “Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
  • “Pardon my enthusiasm.”
  • “People think it’s haunted.”
  • “Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
  • “Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
  • “Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
  • “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 
  • “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
  • “Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
  • “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
  • “These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
  • “They all deserve to die.”
  • “They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
  • “There’s an eye in my soup.”
  • “Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
  • “Wait. I made a promise.”
  • “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
  • “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
  • “Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
  • “Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
  • “Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
  • “We can build a death ray!”
  • “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
  • “You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
  • “You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
  • “You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
  • “You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
  • “You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
  • “You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
  • “You must never move the body!”
  • “You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
  • You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
  • “You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
  • “Your whole nose has gone purple!”
  • “You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”
OITNB SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty now and you're not?"
  • "Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!"
  • "You're federal property!"
  • "I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this."
  • "I'm not buying gay porn."
  • "Scatter the nuns!"
  • "You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna."
  • "Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?"
  • "I had a groupon."
  • "Do not defend your boner to me right now."
  • "You smell like a turtle tank."
  • "It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"
  • "I fall asleep all the time. It's like I'm a necrophiliac!"
  • "This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."
  • "You know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who deserved to be snitched on."
  • "You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?"
  • "She will go Wolverine on your ass."
  • "You've been lording over this group like some Hillary Clinton dictator."
  • "Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!"
  • "I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."
  • "It ain't just ice cream! It's a chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!"
  • "They are lesbianing together."
  • "How am I supposed to prison fight an old Russian lady with back problems?"
  • "Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates."
  • "I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa."
  • "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."
  • "You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement. It's like, Step 1, pick the person to kill. Step 2, kill that person."
  • "I remember the Alamo, too, but that don't keep me from eating Mexican food."
  • "Your ass tells me you know pie."
  • "Well, if the Internet says it, we better all listen up."
  • "Always so rude, that one."
  • “They so bad their cows had to die.”
  • "Hey, it's all right. A lot of people are stupid and live full, productive lives."
  • "She disrespected me. Now I'm going to have to kill her."
  • "Ugh. People."
  • "I threw my pie for you!"
Burton Film Sentence Pack

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  • “________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
  • “________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
  • “Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
  • “An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
  • “Are you so certain of everything?”
  • “Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
  • “But I don’t even know your name.”
  • “Do you think me wicked?”
  • “Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
  • “Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
  • “Fetch my musket!”
  • “For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
  • “Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
  • “Give it more juice!”
  • “Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
  • “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
  • “Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
  • “He didn’t wake up.”
  • “Hold me.”
  • “How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
  • “How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
  • “I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
  • “I can’t remember what fun is for.”
  • “I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
  • “I have every confidence in you.”
  • “I know you are, but what am I?”
  • “I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
  • “I meant to do that.”
  • “I remember… the Alamo.”
  • “I stand up for sense and justice.”
  • “I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
  • “If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
  • “I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
  • “I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
  • “I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
  • “If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
  • “I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
  • “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
  • “It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
  • “Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
  • “Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
  • “Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
  • “Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
  • “Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
  • “Marvelous things will happen.”
  • “Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
  • “May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
  • “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
  • “Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 
  • “MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
  • “Nobody likes scientists.”
  • “Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
  • “Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
  • “Pardon my enthusiasm.”
  • “People think it’s haunted.”
  • “Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
  • “Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
  • “Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
  • “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 
  • “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
  • “Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
  • “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
  • “These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
  • “They all deserve to die.”
  • “They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
  • “There’s an eye in my soup.”
  • “Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
  • “Wait. I made a promise.”
  • “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
  • “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
  • “Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
  • “Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
  • “Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
  • “We can build a death ray!”
  • “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
  • “You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
  • “You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
  • “You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
  • “You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
  • “You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
  • “You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
  • “You must never move the body!”
  • “You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
  • You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
  • “You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
  • “Your whole nose has gone purple!”
  • “You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”