i remember the alamo

Burton Film Sentence Pack
  • “________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
  • “________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
  • “Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
  • “An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
  • “Are you so certain of everything?”
  • “Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
  • “But I don’t even know your name.”
  • “Do you think me wicked?”
  • “Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
  • “Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
  • “Fetch my musket!”
  • “For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
  • “Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
  • “Give it more juice!”
  • “Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
  • “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
  • “Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
  • “He didn’t wake up.”
  • “Hold me.”
  • “How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
  • “How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
  • “I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
  • “I can’t remember what fun is for.”
  • “I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
  • “I have every confidence in you.”
  • “I know you are, but what am I?”
  • “I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
  • “I meant to do that.”
  • “I remember… the Alamo.”
  • “I stand up for sense and justice.”
  • “I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
  • “If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
  • “I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
  • “I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
  • “I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
  • “If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
  • “I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
  • “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
  • “It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
  • “Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
  • “Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
  • “Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
  • “Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
  • “Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
  • “Marvelous things will happen.”
  • “Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
  • “May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
  • “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
  • “Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 
  • “MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
  • “Nobody likes scientists.”
  • “Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
  • “Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
  • “Pardon my enthusiasm.”
  • “People think it’s haunted.”
  • “Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
  • “Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
  • “Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
  • “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 
  • “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
  • “Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
  • “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
  • “These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
  • “They all deserve to die.”
  • “They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
  • “There’s an eye in my soup.”
  • “Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
  • “Wait. I made a promise.”
  • “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
  • “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
  • “Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
  • “Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
  • “Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
  • “We can build a death ray!”
  • “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
  • “You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
  • “You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
  • “You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
  • “You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
  • “You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
  • “You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
  • “You must never move the body!”
  • “You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
  • You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
  • “You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
  • “Your whole nose has gone purple!”
  • “You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”

anonymous asked:

Y'all say y'all a lot and eat lots of fried stuff. You'll fry anything. Even a shoe. If you go to a store with a shoe they will fry it for you.

  • it actually baffles me that people from the north don’t say y’all. it’s a second-person plural in one handy word. linguistically necessary. y’all. boom.
  • a non-comprehensive list of some of the stranger fried things i have seen at various rodeos/county fairs/corn mazes/etc:
    • fried coke
    • fried beer
    • fried oreos
    • fried twinkies
    • fried brisket
    • fried pickles (these are actually the best thing you will ever eat)
    • funnel cakes (basically just fried batter with powdered sugar on top)
OITNB SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty now and you're not?"
  • "Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!"
  • "You're federal property!"
  • "I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this."
  • "I'm not buying gay porn."
  • "Scatter the nuns!"
  • "You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna."
  • "Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?"
  • "I had a groupon."
  • "Do not defend your boner to me right now."
  • "You smell like a turtle tank."
  • "It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"
  • "I fall asleep all the time. It's like I'm a necrophiliac!"
  • "This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."
  • "You know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who deserved to be snitched on."
  • "You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?"
  • "She will go Wolverine on your ass."
  • "You've been lording over this group like some Hillary Clinton dictator."
  • "Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!"
  • "I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."
  • "It ain't just ice cream! It's a chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!"
  • "They are lesbianing together."
  • "How am I supposed to prison fight an old Russian lady with back problems?"
  • "Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates."
  • "I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa."
  • "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."
  • "You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement. It's like, Step 1, pick the person to kill. Step 2, kill that person."
  • "I remember the Alamo, too, but that don't keep me from eating Mexican food."
  • "Your ass tells me you know pie."
  • "Well, if the Internet says it, we better all listen up."
  • "Always so rude, that one."
  • “They so bad their cows had to die.”
  • "Hey, it's all right. A lot of people are stupid and live full, productive lives."
  • "She disrespected me. Now I'm going to have to kill her."
  • "Ugh. People."
  • "I threw my pie for you!"

anonymous asked:

Zelda is my new meme queen and she came the cutest little bit so tiny little time is so much easier to use and then she says thank bless blogs that remember the Alamo woah holy shit batman

I’ve read this 4 times and I still don’t understand what is happen

Burton Film Sentence Pack

anotherinboxmemeblog:

  • “________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
  • “________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
  • “Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
  • “An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
  • “Are you so certain of everything?”
  • “Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
  • “But I don’t even know your name.”
  • “Do you think me wicked?”
  • “Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
  • “Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
  • “Fetch my musket!”
  • “For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
  • “Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
  • “Give it more juice!”
  • “Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
  • “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
  • “Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
  • “He didn’t wake up.”
  • “Hold me.”
  • “How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
  • “How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
  • “I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
  • “I can’t remember what fun is for.”
  • “I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
  • “I have every confidence in you.”
  • “I know you are, but what am I?”
  • “I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
  • “I meant to do that.”
  • “I remember… the Alamo.”
  • “I stand up for sense and justice.”
  • “I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
  • “If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
  • “I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
  • “I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
  • “I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
  • “If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
  • “I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
  • “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
  • “It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
  • “Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
  • “Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
  • “Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
  • “Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
  • “Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
  • “Marvelous things will happen.”
  • “Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
  • “May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
  • “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
  • “Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 
  • “MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
  • “Nobody likes scientists.”
  • “Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
  • “Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
  • “Pardon my enthusiasm.”
  • “People think it’s haunted.”
  • “Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
  • “Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
  • “Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
  • “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 
  • “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
  • “Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
  • “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
  • “These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
  • “They all deserve to die.”
  • “They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
  • “There’s an eye in my soup.”
  • “Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
  • “Wait. I made a promise.”
  • “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
  • “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
  • “Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
  • “Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
  • “Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
  • “We can build a death ray!”
  • “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
  • “You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
  • “You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
  • “You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
  • “You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
  • “You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
  • “You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
  • “You must never move the body!”
  • “You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
  • You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
  • “You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
  • “Your whole nose has gone purple!”
  • “You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”