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Jason’s Worst Fear - Jason Todd x Reader

Originally posted by mrjasontodd

Requested by Anon - one where the joker tortures you and Jason goes to the rescue


Jason’s worst fear had just been realized. He was standing in your shared ransacked apartment, staring at the words spray-painted on the wall.

Ha Ha Ha. Joke’s on you, Hoodie. 

You were taken by the Joker. He knew it the moment he laid eyes on the first ‘Ha’. Rage burned in his chest as fear clenched at his heart. Jason knew he had to find you and fast. Taking a deep breath to calm his emotions, Jason picked up his phone and dialed the one number he knew he could trust. 


Awakening to cruel, bone-chilling laughter, you opened your eyes to find yourself chained to a chair inside some kind of room lined with trick mirrors. You stared at yourself as you realized you were only in your underwear. Pulling at the chains, you tried to break free only to stop when your eyes fell on your kidnapper, who was approaching you from the shadows.

“Well, it looks like Hoodie’s lover is finally awake,” Joker teased, circling you. You did your best to keep him in your line of sight. “I was worried you were going to miss the party.”

“Why are you doing this?” you asked, not knowing what else to say. You knew you had to keep him talking if you were going to buy enough time for Jason to come and save you. Even though you didn’t know how much time had passed, you knew he should be on his way by now.

“Today is a special day for Hoodie and me,” Joker ranted, spinning around gleefully. “It’s our anniversary.” 

“If you’re talking about the day you murdered him, you about a month off,” you answered sharply. You always remembered that date, the day was always hard on Jason.

Joker just laughed in response. “I’m talking about the day we first met. It was such a lovely time when it was just Batman, me, and Hoodie.” He sighed in remembrance before putting an arm around your shoulders, pointing at the far corner of the room. Your eyes widened when you saw a video camera. “So, I decided you and I should plan a surprise for our Hoodie Boy. After all, we haven’t spend too much time together yet. We should get to know each other if you’re going to be my Hoodie’s one and only.” You flinched away from him, making him laugh harder.

“You’re not going to get away with this, Joker,” you said menacingly. “Red Hood is probably on his way right now.” Joker just smiled at you, shaking his head as he chuckled.

“No wonder he likes you,” he taunted, grabbing your chin in his hand to make you look at him. “You got spunk, I like spunk. Hoodie always had a lot of spunk even when I killed him.” Tapping your nose, he turned away from you. He walked into the shadows only to come back with a rusted metal cart with several evil looking tools on it. The sound of the cart’s rickety wheels filled the room for several moments until it stopped next to you. Silence filled the room as you watched the cart with wide eyes.

“Wha…What are you doing?” you questioned, stuttering when he picked up a long sharp knife and began to heat it with a cigarette lighter. You hoped Jason would get here soon.

Joker gives you a wink that sends a shiver of dread up your spine. “Why, we’re getting you ready for the party. After all, you need to look your best for Hoodie.” He stops heating the knife when the metal glowed red. Grabbing your chin, he turned your head towards the camera. “Smile big for the camera,” he ordered as he dug the scalding knife into your bare shoulder. You screamed in pain as his laughter filled the room. 


“(Y/N)’s tracker is at the old amusement park on the east side,” Tim Drake reported through Jason’s earpiece. Jason was on his motorcycle. He quickly did a u-turn, and headed towards the park. 

“Great. Did you get that, Roy?” Jason asked as he swerved through traffic. 

“Yep, Kori and I will meet you there,” Roy replied through the com before clicking off. Jason had thought Tim had also sighed off, but a shaking breath confirmed he was still on.

“Are you sure you don’t need me there, Jason?” Tim questioned carefully, mindful of Jason’s temper. 

Jason took a deep breath to take the edge out of his voice before he answered. “No, I got Roy and Kori, but your offer is appreciated.”

“I was just concerned that if (Y/N) should need medical attention…” Tim explained, the tone of his voice contained the fear that froze Jason’s heart.

“I’ll call you if it comes to that,” Jason reassured, picking up speed as he neared the amusement park. There was a pause on Tim’s end before Tim cleared his throat.

“Batman appears to be heading towards the amusement park as well,” Tim informed. Jason swore as he turned into the park. He parked his motorcycle.

“How long before he arrives?” Jason ordered, taking out his grapple gun. He fired it, flying up to a high point of the park to scan for your heat signature.

“I estimate about five minutes,” Tim responded blankly. Jason perched himself on top of a light post, and slowly scanned the park. He hoped he could save you before Batman got here, but that was unlikely.

“Perhaps you better get down here, Tim,” Jason suggested. “I don’t want a fight between me and B when (Y/N)’s life is at risk.”

Jason heard Tim’s quick intake of breath. “I’ll be there in five.” Tim clicked off the com as Jason finished the scan. He had come up with nothing. Tapping the side of his helmet, he called Roy. 

“We got pointy-eared company arriving in five minutes, and I can’t find a trace of (Y/N),” Jason shouted, the angry in his voice made Roy shriek in fear.

“Calm down, Friend-Jason,” Kori soothed through the com. “We have found something…”

“…In the fun house by the Ferris Wheel,” Roy finished as Jason jumped off his perch to swing towards the Ferris Wheel. “Two heat signatures are in the main room. There is no easy way in, except through the front entrance.”

“Don’t worry, I have a plan,” Jason growled menacingly as he approached the fun house. Jason hoped he would make it in time to save you. 


You didn’t know how much time had past as Joker found new ways to inflict pain onto your body. Deep cuts and bruises covered you, leaving you slumped listlessly in your chair. It was getting harder to stay awake. You hoped Jason would get there soon, but part of you didn’t want him to find you like this. 

“Don’t go to sleep yet,” Joker laughed, slapping your face to keep you awake. “We haven’t finished.” He reached for his tray, picking up a electrified cattle prod. Pressing it to your stomach, you screamed as the electricity ripped through your broken body. Joker chuckled at your pain before raising the prod to strike your thigh. 

However, just as Joker lowered the weapon, a gunshot rang out. It hit Joker’s hand, allowing the prod to fly into the air and crash to the ground far away from you. You sighed with relief as you knew help had finally arrived. 

“Step away from her, Joker,” Jason ordered, the rage in his voice sent shivers down your spine. He walked into the room, stopping when he was only a few feet from you.

“Oh, Hoodie, you had to go and ruin your surprise party,” Joker teased, spinning you around in your chair to face Jason. You kept your head down, feeling Jason’s eyes taking in your tortured body. “(Y/N) and I were working so hard on it.”

“Son of a…,” Jason swore, shooting Joker in one kneecap. He fell to the ground. Jason ran forward, kicking Joker away from you while shooting out his other kneecap. You flinched at the sound of the gunshots, even though you were happy to hear Joker’s cry of pain. Since you were focused on Jason, you failed to notice Roy and Kori running to your side as Jason kicked Joker farther away from you. 

Kori melted the chains as Roy tried to capture your attention. You were having a hard time focusing on anything besides Jason and Joker. “(Y/N), can you hear me?” Roy asked carefully, gently taking your chin to bring your gaze to meet his. You swallowed before nodding, finding yourself unable to form words. The chains gave way as you fall forward into Roy’s arms limply. You wished you were falling into Jason’s arms instead. 

Jason seemed to have sensed that Roy and Kori had entered the room as he tossed them his jacket. Kori caught it, wrapping you in it. “Get (Y/N) out of here,” Jason ordered. “I’ll take care of things here.” Roy nodded as he scooped you up in his arms. You peeked over his shoulder, staring at Jason as he bore down on Joker. Tears filled your eyes when you couldn’t see him anymore.

“It’s okay, (Y/N),” Kori soothed, seeing your distress. “Friend-Jason will be fine.” You nodded at her as tears fell down your cheeks anyway. Roy squeezed you gently in his arms. 


You don’t remember much after that except for the rain hitting your bare legs and a vague memory of seeing Batman running passed you when Roy carried you outside. Everything was a blur as you were cold, then warm. The only thing you focused on was the feeling of Jason’s leather jacket around you. 

It was some time before you finally came back to yourself. You found yourself lying on a bed in a bedroom you didn’t recognize. Panic filled your mind that this was some kind of trick of Joker’s until your gaze came to rest on Jason. He was asleep in a chair next to your bed with his neck in a uncomfortable position. Calming at the sight of him, you looked down at yourself to see bandages covering all the gruesome cuts and bruises made by the Joker. You smiled when you saw Jason’s leather jacket was still around you.

Pulling the jacket tightly around you, you reached out a hand to gently wake Jason. “Jason,” you said, shaking him. He jumped awake suddenly, grabbing for his gun only to stop when he saw it was you. 

“(Y/N),” he murmured, moving to take you into his arms. You returned his embrace so tightly that you felt the air rush out of him. He didn’t say anything about it, choosing to tighten his own arms around you instead. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s not your fault,” you whispered into his ear. You pressed a finger to his lips when he tried to protest. “Don’t argue with me.” 

“Alright, whatever you want, Sweetheart,” Jason replied, not having the heart to fight his case. He buried his face into your hair as you gathered enough nerve to ask your next question.

“Did you kill him?” you asked slowly. Jason pulled back from your hug to look you straight in the eye. He studied your eyes for a long moment before clearing his throat. 

“No,” Jason answered with shame in his eyes. “I should have for what he did to you, but I couldn’t.”

You nodded, kissing his lips softly. “It’s okay,” you soothed, once you saw the tears forming in his eyes. “I didn’t want you to.”

“He will be getting two knee replacements though,” Jason commented as he pulled you back into his arms. 

“Good,” you replied, rubbing your face into his shoulder as a wetness struck your cheeks. You both stayed like that for a long while until you both had released your pent-up emotions. Pulling out of his embrace, you glanced around the bedroom again. “Where are we?”

“We’re in one of my safe houses in the city. I couldn’t bear to let you in the apartment until Roy gets the new security up,” Jason explained, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. 

You gave him a gentle smile of reassurance. “I’m glad,” you said before you bit your lip. Dread and fear ate away at your heart as you thought about returning to the place where Joker had kidnapped you. Jason sensed your feelings.

“Actually,” Jason suggested as his own fear of sending back to where you were kidnapped shook his bones. “We could just move into here?”

Your eyes brightened with relief as you kissed him on the lips. “Let’s do that,” you agreed as Jason chuckled in his own solace. He pushed you back to lie down on the bed. 

“We’ll do that, but you should rest now,” Jason recommended. 

You yawned when Jason pulled the covers back over you. He made sure to close his leather jacket snugly around you. “You’ll stay with me?” you questioned as your eyes became too heavy to open. 

“Forever if you want me to,” Jason reassured, smiling at the sight of your breathing falling even and deep. He tucked his jacket around you once more before sitting back in his chair to watch you. Every once and a while, he would touch your hand if only to reassure himself that you were really safe and alive. 

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Dear Markiplier

Maybe you’ll never read this but I figured it would be nice to write anyway since you did (as cliche as it sounds) literally save my life so.

I found you through Felix when I was in… eighth or ninth grade? First it was just casual watching of videos sometimes. I eventually subscribed when you were at about 5mil. Your prop hunt videos were my favorite (this is important to the story).

When I was sixteen, I tried to kill myself. (Bear with me here.) I spent a week in a pediatric psych ward, which left me traumatized and more suicidal than when I went in. I won’t get into details but the staff hated children and did some….. questionable things at best. Some of us were flat out abused. It was not a good time.

Once I got out, it was basically “emotions machine broke.” I felt nothing. I was empty. For weeks, my parents barely saw me. I never got out of bed. Nothing made me happy. I didn’t give a shit about anything. None of my friends or interests could make me smile. I just wanted to die even more because there wasn’t a point to life.

But then I remembered your prop hunt videos. I looked up one of my favorites and rewatched it.

And I laughed so hard I cried. Happy tears.

It was the first emotion I had felt since the psych ward. My parents were surprised, I was surprised, and I couldn’t stop laughing or crying for half an hour.

That video opened the floodgates of feeling for me. Life started to have a point, because hey, I have a lot more Markiplier videos to laugh at. Maybe someday I can make somebody else laugh that much to repay the favor. A nice thought.

I’m about to turn nineteen. I’m still depressed but I’m working on it. I’ve moved onto other YouTubers, other interests outside of YouTube, but every once in a while, I go back to your old prop hunt videos that made me not try to kill myself anymore. It’s weird to think about how I just saw you as “PewDiePie’s friend” five years ago.

My story isn’t all that unique, but you’re a big part of it. Thanks for making the videos that were my only reason to live at age 16.

(Markiplier storytime inspired by @dogiplier who is a sweetheart)

anonymous asked:

has anyone ever asked who's your fave out of USSS?? I love urata the most!!

DUDE ITS SO HARD TO CHOOSE A FAV
Urata is such an angel and hes so talented;; i remember his voice acting cd a few years ago and it was the best thing to happen ever, also hes so small and i love how you can tell he loves the other members despite the constant jabs hes the best leader
And I’ve been recently really getting to love Shima, his laugh/cackle always cracks me up and his stupid videos on twitter and did you see that shimasen photo from one of the animate events where hes doin this little pout ofmdjlskgjfkg
Sakata was my first utaite! So he has a special place in my heart, hes so pure and his voice is so happy and his tweets and selfies are cute ww
I love Senra too because his voice is so smooth and soft and i live for his selfies and he used to do cooking twitcasts which were the cutest but most of all hes just so dramatic and goofy with his friends
That being said
my favs are Sakata and Senra 🙇‍♀️

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this was my first @markiplier video that i’d ever watched, back in september 2014.

i remember super vividly when i watched it too, like i was terrified of horror games at the time but i wanted to know what FNAF was cuz i had friends who were into it, so i looked it up on youtube and clicked the first video i saw

and I literally was watching it with the brightness all the way down, headphones around my neck at a hard-to-hear volume, and leaning away as faaaar as i could cuz i was p much crapping my pants

but by the time the first jumpscare even happened, i was leaning forward, laughing and engaging myself in this video of this strange man making strange noises while playing a strange game, and i was happy about it! i was super okay with the thing i’d been scared of for so long, and as i watched the series unfold and also kept up with some of mark’s other videos and vlogs and such, i found myself completely dedicated and happy to be a part of this community, almost 3 years later c:

so yea tl;dr i have mark to thank for my willingness to accept horror games into my life. thanks mark u da man

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@markiplier This video is the reason i subscribed, I remember watching this and laughing so hard my stomach hurt and I couldn’t breathe, it made me subscribe because It made me feel good, I actually smiled a real smile for the first time in months, it was like a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders! I watch your videos and I feel like I can be myself.

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Just a bit of joy Ladies’ Code gave to us. This is one of their videos they released during “So Wonderful” promotions where they face off playing games. It’s one of my absolute favorite videos, I remember laughing so hard at EunB when I first saw it. She’s hilarious. They all are.

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NEVER LET BANGTAN’S RHYTHMICAL FARCE DIE! 🙌🏻

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so beau is finally 21 wow how even

god when he cried last year when he was turning 20 it feels like it happened like 10 minutes ago.. i feel like a proud mama
i remember when i first watched the janoskians videos and he caught my attention because he was actually so funny in videos and u can actually see he puts so much passion in it and he tries so hard to make us laugh and he really can put a smile on everyone’s face by doing stupid pranks and yelling and vomiting and all the other stuff he does on videos and keeks and on twitter and i think the funniest thing was when he smashed jai’s window with a rock and got grounded what a stupid lil boy
beau is so sweet and caring and he cares about us so much and there’s never drama that involves him he’s so chill and he’s such a good friend, brother, boyfriend and son he deserves the best in his life he’s already come so far but there is so much that still awaits for him because they’re making a movie and the got cake tour is so soon and that makes me so happy because he deserves it all and more so happy birthday baby i love you so much u never fail to make me happy