How the team finds out Lance is Bi
*teams is at a male only populated planet*
Shiro: I wonder why there’s only males here.
Hunk: At least, I think they’re all males?
Pidge: *nods* Yeah, Allura and Coran both told us that this is a male dominate planet.
Keith: *I don’t know, he just, licks his knife or something edgy like that*
Shiro: Lance? Are you okay? You’ve been unnaturally quiet.
Lance: *folds hands, crouches down, and deeply inhales*
Lance: IT’S RAINING MEN!!!!
Keith: jeSUS CHRIST!
Hunk: *whispers* hallelujah it’s raining men