i refuse to ship it nope

What I want for lancealot

So i see alot of lancealot that really just abusivs, or lotor really wanting lance because hes so beautiful… But I propose something much better (and probably more healthy..with alot less langst)
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So lance and the team are about to go fight lotor for the first time, defeating galra ships and hearing lotor yelling at his army, or sassing voltron throughout the intercoms. Then Lotors face pops up on everyones screens inorder to taunt them face to face, Blue (or whatever lion Lance ends up in) comes to a halt, everyone else continues to fight, keith or hunk ask why lance stopped. His lion turns around and heads back to the castle as Lance says, “Sorry guys but i cant fight someone so beautiful.” The team wraps up the fight (luckly they didnt need voltron) and everyone is just like, “WHAT THE HECK LANCE??” And lance has to explain that harming someone so god damn gorgeous would be a crime (lance obviously thinks looks are important after all). The team lectures him and blah blah Lance agrees to fight any galra that isnt lotor, so the team is back up and running. Their next fight allows them to get access to the main ship, the team is going through attacking soldiers and drones (bonus points if keith is talking about shiro, or is paranoid that shiro is some how a prisoner on the ship). They get to the main room, and well Lance kicks down the door and Lotor is prepared to fight, sword and gun pointed at the other. They make eye contact and just.. Stare for a few moments. They then drop their weapons, turn around, throw their arms in the air and just say, “nope nope to beautiful, cant do it”. And basically lotor is never defeated fully because lance and lotor litterally refuse to fight eachother over looks alone.

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I drew this for two reasons!

1) Wanted to present one of Leaf’s ability: to change the shape/color of their leaves at will and also add flowers if they feel like it! They rarely do it cause they don’t see the point. What they CAN’T do is change the emplacement or make the leaves disappear. They’re here FOREVER.

2) I have a follower who told me they ship Leaf and Chrome cause of the drawings I made of them (there’s a few) so that’s why he’s here and blush in reaction to seeing this! For the, uh, headcanon (?) that there’s feelings between them I thought it would work better if Chrome slowly realized it but like, completely refuse, like nope, him having a crush? No way! And get mad whenever Leaf do something cute cause HOW DARE?!

Characters in the game use “she/her” pronouns to talk about Leaf, while I always use “they/them” cause they’re non binary.

anonymous asked:

Dear imyourplusone can I tell you how happy I am to read that you are going to continue to write about about Red and Lizzie. Can I also dare say how proud I am of all of you who refuse to be crushed by all of this "daddy" BS. I've followed this show from the beginning and I never sensed any father/daughter relationship. Too much sexual chemistry IMO. This is like rewriting Jane Eyre and making Mr. Rochester her father at he end lol. Not buying it, nope, no way. Stay calm and ship on.

Thanks Anon I really appreciate it. No one is happier than me tbh because I only started writing a year ago and I’m not ready to say goodbye to Red and Liz and definitely don’t feel inspired to write for another show right now. So at least tptb haven’t ruined that. For now I’m on hold about s5 but I’ll be happily writing away in AU land until the fall.

Hopefully Red and Lizzy will get their happy ending. Just look at Jane and Edward. They were able to make it through lies, secrets, dangerous spouses and a fire to find theirs. Hmmmm that sounds awfully familiar somehow. Plus the age gap thing And the sexual tension. This is all too familiar but it gives me hope;)

anonymous asked:

Zoros S/O wants him to teach her how to fight with a sword

Awkward moments with Zoro:

Originally posted by tiwilliger


  • Zoro’s going to be the best swordsman in the world, we already know that. 
  • But he’s a terrible teacher. 
  • He would try to refuse because he knows he’s going to be a disaster. 
  • But he’ll eventually give up and agree to teach his s/o the basics of fighting with swords. 
  • “I should be able to teach the easiest moves.”
  • Nope. Wrong. So wrong. 
  • He’ll fuck up really bad.
  • Imagine the marines expressions when Roronoa Zoro (THAT Roronoa) assaulted their ship, and told them to call captain Tashigi and ask her if she’s available to give fighting lessons.

sweet-honey-universe  asked:

daniel jackson

1: sexuality headcanon: demisexual as HELL

2: otp: Daniel/Vala (also Daniel/Sha’re but if forced to choose it’s Vala, though personally I’m very into a Sha’re lives OT3 with all of them)

3: brotp: Daniel and the rest of the original SG-1

4: notp: Honestly my problem isn’t so much with a particular ship (unless Daniel/Hathor is a ship I refuse to check because NOPE) as it is with Daniel being portrayed as, like, super sexual (see my answer to #1)

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Daniel plays the piano

6: one way in which I relate to this character: I am also a huge fucking nerd who will natter on about things I find fascinating

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: I don’t know, I find like 99% of what he does to be some combination of adorable, brilliant, and admirable. Probably the closest thing is his initial reaction to Sha’re in “Secrets,” but that was more wanting to smack him upside the head than embarrassment.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? CINNAMON ROLL

(send me the name of a character)

I’m not even acknowledging Ron’s death. Nope, no, not at all. He just got kicked out of the group for shooting Carl, had to be on his own for a short while and then found another group that he joined. And later on he will reunite with Carl and Carl will forgive him. Nope, Ron Anderson is not dead to me, I refuse.

ACOMAF “Protect this House” scene - Part 3

“Protect this House” (Not just an under armour campaign!) Part 1 here, Part 2 here! Finally we have arrived at the “Protect this House” scene. This is gonna be short and SWEET!

This scene is so important to the story because two major things happen!

  1. Nesta Archeron asks for help and comes to the realization that not all men are like her father or Tomas, and that there are a few, like Cassian, who will stand with her and “protect this house”
  2. Cassian ACTIVELY BREAKS from the weird not-love-triangle dynamic between him, Azriel and Mor.

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Okay, let me talk about how Padmé started out as an awesome character and then got totally shafted and sidelined by Episode III, which people stubbornly claim to be by far the best of the Star Wars prequels.

Padmé in Episode I is awesome.

She’s a 14 year-old who was just elected Queen of the Naboo people. Senator Palpatine of Naboo, secretly an evil Sith Lord, thinks “great, this little girl will be a pushover, I’ll tell my Trade Federation cronies to invade the planet and she’ll sign away the planet’s rights under a bit of pressure.” Nope, she refuses, and by the end of the movie plans a simultaneous 3-way battle— use the Gungans to draw the Trade Federation Army away from its leader, while she infiltrates the capitol, gets her pilots to their ships to destroy the droid control ship, and forces the Trade Federation viceroy to sign a new treaty of her own at gunpoint.

Not only does she completely outperform Palpatine’s plot, she also spent most of the movie successfully lying to and outsmarting Jedi knights! In disguise as a handmaiden, she gets Qui-gon to talk about the Queen behind her back, not knowing she’s actually right in front of her. She has her own will and personality outside of just serving her planet as well, and goes out to explore Tatooine just because she’s interested.

Now, a lot of fans seem to somehow overlook all of these awesome qualities. For example, there is a so called “anti-cheese” edit of Episode I on youtube which supposedly edits the movie into a better, more serious version, advertising that it minimizes slapstick, poorly-written alien stuff. Guess what else it cuts out? PADMÉ INFILTRATING THE CAPITOL, HAVING A SHOOTOUT, AND TAKING THE VICEROY HOSTAGE. She came up with the entire battle plan! And the guy making this fan-edit cut her out of it? Ugh.

So, anyway, 14 year-old Padmé, a smart, skilled, capable warrior. Notice the grown men following her lead in tons of scenes.

Episode II Padmé is a bit sadder. She straight-up says she doesn’t really like being a senator, but she feels a political obligation to, so… But she is passionate about advocating against any militarization legislation, so that’s what she’s been up to. Unfortunately she spends most of the movie being pursued creepily by Anakin, despite her repeatedly telling him things like “don’t look at me like that. It makes me uncomfortable.” We see that she’s happy when she’s not being a politician, and can just relax and be herself. But she still has all the capable traits from before: when Obi-wan’s in trouble, she immediately flies off to rescue him herself. Anakin tells her it’s a bad idea, but she does it anyway. Then when she, Anakin and Obi-wan, two Jedi, are handcuffed to pillars to be executed, she immediately picks her lock and scales the pillar to safety, without the use of the Force. And again she demonstrates her skills with a gun, destroying numerous battle droids.

Episode II also shows that she’s been continually resistant to Chancellor Palpatine’s attempts at influencing her. The second she temporarily leaves office, leaving Jar Jar in charge of the senatorial role, Palpatine quickly manipulates Jar Jar into proposing that he be granted special emergency powers. He’s probably wanted that for years, but Padmé was constantly in his way (which is why he tries to have her assassinated). The movie also continues to show her in a million outfits. She seamlessly and happily switches between very feminine dresses and very functional gear depending on the occasion.

Flying a starfighter outfit:

Having a picnic outfit:

Rescuing Obi-wan outfit:

So, we know she’s this super capable, loyal character, who wishes she weren’t a senator so she could live her own life. She secretly marries Anakin, which I think was a bad choice, but, okay.

So what cool new role will we see for her in Episode III? How will the character arc for the 14 year-old queen finally end? What awesome scenes does she get in Episode III?

  • Be happy about being pregnant
  • Then be sad in the Senate about the war and about Anakin being a little evil
  • Then fly to him and get sadder
  • Then die in childbirth of a broken heart (“She has lost the will to live” is the line from the movie)

Obviously it can’t have a happy ending, and I get that with the galaxy at war she would continue to put her own life on hold and completely devote herself to the anti-war cause. But it’s not enough.

They also cut out a scene of her organizing the meeting of the people who will found the Rebel Alliance immediately after the movie ends, which at least would be something. But… it’s just… She’s like not even a character anymore, when she should have been a main character, like she was in the previous movies. And apparently people don’t think of her as a character in Episode I either, just a fixture, if they think cutting out her triumphal scene improves the movie.

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Soulmate + Colors AU

- because every fandom needs one
- so u know that soulmate au variation where a person only sees color when they meet their soulmate? yeah, we’re using that one
- basic things to note: soulmates are highly regarded (most of the time. some people couldnt care less bcs faulty system, u feel? idk its confusing, will explain later); not all soulmate connections or whatever u wanna call it are romantic; some people are already born seeing colors
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ok so the last one is where the mixed feelings about soulmates come from because tradition says its harsh when u dont have a soulmate but like all systems, its hella faulty and the people know that??????????? so maybe seeing colors already is a good thing bcs u can choose who u wanna love or whatever
- OKAY, so. the people in this au who can already see colors are mabini and goyong (and maybe jose, depending on the path u guys wanna take) and it helped them focus on the serious stuff like smarts and climbing the ranks
- other stuff below the cut

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spacecomrades  asked:

Ok so I'm re watching ep 8x22 and I'm kind of annoyed/confused. I get why dean was pissed at cas but am I alone in thinking he was being way too harsh? Am I just looking at it the wrong way? Like I don't understand why he was so cruel this ep, maybe it's just me

Ah 8x22, Ah the end of season 8… Ah season 8 in general how I love it…

The answer, dear friend, is destiel.

8x22 was the first time that Dean had seen Cas after the infamous crypt scene. It was the first time that he was able to confront Cas after Cas flew off with the angel tablet… leaving Dean alone in a cold crypt, confused and… well… heartbroken.

Because in 8x17 Dean made a big leap. He confessed. He opened up to Cas and told him how he felt. Yes it was still all very subtextual and there is a main text reading of ‘they are just friends being super close friends’ hahaha yeah right. Nope. Dean basically confessed his love for Castiel in the only way he knew how and how does Cas react to that? 

…well, he doesn’t really. He just refuses to admit it. Dean’s question of ‘what broke the connection?’ is a prompt to Cas to talk to him about it, to give Dean a response to his confession. Dean already knew what broke the connection, that much was obvious. As it was to everybody else. You don’t need to ship destiel to be able to see plainly and clearly that it was Dean’s heart wrenching confession of “I need you” that pulled Cas from Naomi’s grasp.But Cas didn’t answer the way Dean wanted. The correct answer of course being “You did.”

Nope, Cas instead says “I don’t know” then goes on to talk about how he needs to protect the angel tablet from everyone including Dean because he basically doesn’t trust Dean with it. Now consider how you would feel if you had basically just admitted your not quite platonic feelings for your best friend whilst he was beating you to death only to have that confession be what stopped him from making the final blow… and then after that and possibly getting your hopes up for all of 0.001 seconds have him basically say he doesn’t trust you and then go and abandon you in that crypt??

Now imagine that your name is Dean Winchester and you have been forced your entire life to swallow down your emotions because manly men don’t show emotions or talk about feelings oh no we are MEN and we do NOT do feelings. Especially not big GAY FEELINGS for Angels of the Lord.

So your internal heart break over the dude you are in love with abandoning you right after you have confessed said love is gonna be pretty fucking epic.

Therefore when you next see the object of your affection.. you are probably gonna be a bit angry with them to say the least. 

Dean was hurt. He was hurt that Cas didn’t return his feelings, he was hurt that Cas didn’t trust him with the tablet. He wanted Cas to stay at the Bunker and recover and then he found out that once again Cas had left. (if only he knew that it was to get him pie as an apology) 

Therefore I don’t personally think that Dean acted too harsh in his anger towards Cas in 8x22 simply because it was anger brought out by heartbreak and Dean trying to close himself off again, because Cas’ ‘rejection’ was still an open wound for him at the time.

What I really don’t get

It’s about how majority of this ship refuses to recognise even the fraction of a possibility of Kaylor existing/having happened. AND IT’S BEEN A FUCKING YEAR. Seriously? Where were all of you when Karlie and Taylor went out holding hands at the Knicks game? Where was all of this fuss when they went on a fucking road trip together? Where was all the craziness on those oh so many dates out in NYC -make up shopping, eating at so many cafés, going to that antique place, going to Karlie’s house and getting photographed there- that kind of stuff? It’s like nope, none of that happened. 

The AMAs didn’t happen, the 1975 concert didn’t happen, that article where they were being questioned for possibly moving in together didn’t happen either apparently. Even one of her spare bedrooms in the apartment is specifically for Karlie, can I just emphasise that please. Filled with all of her favorite stuff and pictures of her/them everywhere. I haven’t heard of any special and specific bedrooms for any of her other friends (Haim, Selena, Abigail, Jaime, Emma, etc.) in any of her homes. There was never any mention of special treatment like that for the others. SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE PAST YEAR AND NOTHING -IT’S IGNORED, IT’S BRUSHED OFF, IT ISN’T EVEN CONSIDERED OR BROUGHT UP IN CONVERSATION AT ALL. Why not? I mean, really, why the hell not

You say that you see her oh so happy and comfortable now, haven’t you seen her like that this past year? I did. You see her matching clothes with someone, holding hands with them out in public? Yup, I saw that this past year. You see someone supporting her and making her feel comfortable? Hell yes, I’ve seen that this past year. The only reason I can come up with for majority of this fandom not noticing what has gone on and how happy Taylor has been in public, all showy or not (whatever you want to call it) from February/March of 2014 until these past 2 weeks, is that YOU DON’T EVEN STOP TO THINK THAT KARLIE AND TAYLOR COULD HAVE BEEN/COULD BE A THING. It’s basically like: “No, she’s a girl, they’re both girls, they’re friends, they’re sisters, that’s not going to work.” But when a guy comes along and does .00001% of what she’s done with Karlie, you’re all up in arms about oh it’s so great she’s finally happy -like she hasn’t been AT ALL this whole time.

I’m at a loss for words over here, I really don’t understand. I’m not questioning your shipping TayVin/TalVin (if you do, go ahead and whatever, live your life) or not shipping Taylor with anyone. I’m sure as hell NOT forcing you all to believe and ship Kaylor. It’s just like wow, 365 days filled with so many moments that are just as meaningful and publicized as the ones now and you don’t bat an eyelash. If Karlie was a guy, would you have just ignored it all like you did? Just saying.

PSA

Don’t reblog my Ghirafi fanart if you don’t like the pairing cause I don’t want to deal with backhanded comments in the tag.

Believe it or not I do put some time and effort into drawing Ghirafi shit and on rare occasions I do actually like the final product of my art. It is completely demoralizing and discouraging to see backhanded compliments because people don’t like the pairing. I could post screenshots as examples, but I won’t, cause I’m not an asshole like that.

Do people just not remember that artists do check on the tags/comments on their art? This isn’t a new trend, artists (like me) have always done that. Like, do you know how much it sucks for an artist to see comments like I “I fucking HATE this pairing just NOPE NOPE NOOOPPPPEEE I refuse to see this fanart as an actual shipping thing for the pairing but I guess this is cute” 

It sucks. It really fucking sucks.

If you don’t like the pairing, fine. You can shit on the pairing as much as you want, but I don’t want to see how much you don’t like the pairing on my fanart. It’s a dick thing to do. Thanks.

5 THINGS
  1. FUCKING BIRTHDAY & RATIO BETTER BE FUCKING OK AND ALIVE AT THE END OF THE SHOW (AND YEARS AFTER THAT) OR I’LL TAKE THE MATTER UP TO THE WRITERS AND FORCE THEM TO REWRITE THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHIT. 



  2. FUCKING NICE X HAJIME ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE I SWEAR MY HEART HAS BEEN STABBED BY MAJOR FUCKING FEELS. FUCKING OTP RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTS! 
    (PS. AND I’M SORRY FOR THOSE WHO HAS BEEN SHIPPING OTHER SHIPS THE ENTIRE TIME, I KNOW IT’S NOT FAIR FOR THE WRITERS TO HAVE THIS SHIP KINDA VALIDATED THIS FAR INTO THE SHOW. AND ALTHOUGH I’M SO DARN HAPPY FOR MY OWN SHIP, I FEEL YOU)




  3. I FUCKING REFUSE TO BELIEVE ART IS EVIL. THOSE FUCKS MORAL & MOMOKA HAVE EITHER DONE SOME CRAZY ALTERATION TO HIS BRAIN, OR ART IS JUST GOING UNDERCOVER FOR SOME GREAT NOBLE MOTIVE. NOPE ART IS NOT EVIL. THE END.



  4. HONEY’S FUCKING DAD IS A FUCKTARD. THOSE WHO DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY SHOULD BE PUNISHED?? DA FUQ?! YOU’RE NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING BUT PROBLEMATIC NARROW-MINDED SHIT IN CASE YOUR FUCKING DISABLED BRAIN IS TOO STUPID TO NOTICE. UGH. NUFF’ SAID.

    (I HATE HIM SO DAMN MUCH THAT I BOTHERED TO VANDALIZE HIS FACE.) 
    ALSO…HOW DID SUCH A CUTE GIRL LIKE HONEY BE A KID OF YOURS??

  5. HOW FUCKING CUTE & FUNNY IS THIS???

     
bye Felicia

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I’m a very defensive person. If someone says something about me or about someone I care about, I fight back on instinct. I knew, the second I read that disgusting anon, that it was a troll. I knew. And yet it made my blood boil because I also know I’ve done nothing to be disrespectful, harmful or rude towards Sam, Cait or anyone in their lives so I felt the need to defend myself. I think it’s in all of our nature to defend when someone says or does something against you. It’s a way of protecting yourself.

That being said. I’ve gotten an influx of rude messages in the last couple days. I don’t know what triggered it, if anything, but there’s been a couple in my inbox every day recently and I have a pretty good idea of who it probably is. I am more than happy to entertain thoughtful, polite, inquisitive, funny, fangirly etc etc messages. More than happy. To be honest, I’ll even entertain a bit of speculation. But mean-spirited, rude, offensive or anything of that nature? 

Nope. I’m done. Nada, zilch. No more. If you send me a rude message, I’m blocking you and deleting the message. I refuse to have my blog turn into a platform for the venom the other side feels like spewing. I’m sorry your “ship” is a pile of steaming shit. I’m sorry your biggest supporter recently decided she likes shippers and, mostly, I’m sorry you’re all such miserable, pathetic human beings.  That’s not my problem nor is it any other shippers problem. 

I’m defensive, yes, but you know what I like more than being defensive? Being happy. Enjoying all the love and positivity there is in this world and Sam and Cait have brought endless amounts of that into my life. That’s what I’m choosing to enjoy. Happiness, love, and positivity.  

♥ ♥ ♥ 

When you realise you're so unimportant, your name doesn't matter

Backstory: I work at an office for medical supplies. I am the customer service rep/office assistant, so I handle the phones and shipping.

This doctor orders a lot and my boss (who we will call Cindy) gives him a pretty good discount. He called just before my shift ended yesterday and I helped him with his order.

Except at the beginning he said “Oh this must be Cindy, I know your voice anywhere”. Despite him only speaking with Cindy once.

Last time he called I told him that I’m Nikki, not Cindy but I could still help. He ended the call saying “Thanks Cindy!”

And when I was telling him the total, including shipping, he said “Maybe you can cut that by a little bit? Maybe it’ll be Nice Cindy today!”

Our shipping is flat rate, $15 UPS Ground everywhere (though it’s honestly a rip off, as the most expensive I’ve seen is 10.75 to Oregon, so if you’re nice to me, I’ll ship it 3-Day as it’s still below the $15 you’re paying), 10 if you’re in my city. But this doctor refuses to learn my name despite me talking to him more than anyone else in the office.

He sent an email saying thanks, but only to Cindy and Matthew (my coworker who doesn’t answer phones unless I’m unable to). :( I felt very unappreciated. Cindy has a slight Chinese accent, and I have a slight British-English accent. Not to mention my voice has a higher pitch than Cindy’s. But nope, I’m Cindy :(

stephanooch  asked:

no ship can sink as fast and as low as clintasha did in aou, so i feel like caryl is fine no matter how many times carol and tobin kiss as long as some feral woman doesn't come bouncing up to the ASZ gates, towing two little gophers along claiming it's daryl's kids that no one has ever heard about, right?

Ooooo. We. Do. Not. Talk. About. The. Abomination. That. Is. Auntie Nat.

Nope.

You are right. We are fine. We are gucci. Scott Gimple will have to pry this ship from my lifeless hands and even then I’ll stay posted with my Vaseline and sneakers. He has the wrong bunch. Carol could slob on Tobin’s knob at this point and I’ll just sit back and wait for his tol ass to not make it through the next battle. I REFUSE. Gimple is not going to sit back and give me what he gave me in 613 and the way he gave it to me and expect me to believe in Platonic!Caryl. Gimple is not going to give me Daryl busting through those doors straight for Carol like she’s his Maggie and expect me to give any amount of fucks about Tobin. He’s going to have to do a lot more. Even giving Daryl someone else would take seasons for it to be believable for his character. Gimple is simply going to have to bob n’ weave because he’s not taking my ship and putting it near any ocean floors.