i really tried to recreate them

stanley uris and richard tozier play minecraft together on the regular, stan likes it because he can literally spend hours building really intricate houses and buildings and he probably pulls up real images of buildings that he tries to recreate. richie likes it because he can go into stan’s houses and spawn a hundred chickens inside, and then set fire to the surrounding area.

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Bonus:


Noctis Lucis Caelum - Prompto Argentum - Gladiolus Amicitia - Ignis Scientia

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@ffxvweek

FFXV Week Day 4: Favorite Pairing/Bromance // Recipeh // Ravus Nox Fleuret

When Ignis has caught a cold, the other Chocobros must resort to their own skills…

[Ah I was not sure I was going to be able to make something for FFXV week because of my doujin work for another series, but my younger brother came up with this idea and I had to make it! I am sorry it is kind of detail heavy, please click the images to better see them, if you like! Recreating the game UI was very hard to accomplish in my manga style, but I really tried! Poor Iggy just wants good food again! The other campers are helpless without Mama-Ignis (´▽`;)ゝ  haha anyway, please take care and have a good day/evening! I hope you can enjoy my work!]

Characters belong to Square Enix

So I went to Disneyland recently and had to see Nick and Judy and get a picture with them. They are probably the best looking characters you can find at the parks, and who wouldn’t want to see them?


They noticed my cell phone case and got really excited.

Judy then tried to recreate it.

Which embarrassed the sly fox 🦊


So of course she had to try and make him feel better.

I think it worked. 😁 Only thing that would have made it better would have been a kiss. 🦊❤️🐰

❤️❤️❤️

I love them! These two just need to get married already. Best day at Disneyland ever!!!

never have I ever with the foxes

-so I don’t know if this has already been done
-sorry if it has
-BUT
-never have I ever with the foxes
-never have I ever is usually a pretty ‘scandalous’ game, right
-but the foxes are so used to stuff like that (lbr, they’re all pretty fucked up)
-so their version is with really tame statements
-(also they’d all be drunk really quickly if they played it normally)
-for example:
-“never have I ever eaten an entire pint of ice cream in an hour” “fuck you josten”
-they also use it to settle bets
-like really silly bets
-about guilty pleasures and music tastes “never have I ever tried to recreate single ladies by beyonce” “THAT WAS ONE TIME”
-occasionally one of them nicky will get a bit too drunk and ask about something they usually avoid “never have I ever had sex with a man in uniform”
-someone Andrew shuts him up and the game ends

BONUS:
-for Renee (and usually Neil) they have to find a non-alcoholic substance that they still don’t want to drink
-so
-they use one of Kevin’s smoothies
-for some reason, after that, Renee isn’t always as enthusiastic to play never have I ever

I’ve had my midterms and some upcoming fellowship deadlines to worry about so I won’t finish this as best as I wanted to. Anyways it’s @rosemarymonth prompt aesthetics. Idk if maternity really is an aesthetic but I don’t doubt that rose had them recreate some pretty iconic maternity poses before actually hatching the matriorb in the cave. 

Also tried doing a 4 color only palette and just messing with saturation to get the effects I wanted.

I still can’t get over “serendipity”. No matter how many times I’ve watched it, read the lyrics or try to understand a deeper meaning, every single time Jungkook pops in my head.

I can’t watch it, without imagining that Jimin is singing about them.

Every single thing about it, is like a recreation of them.

As an Example, the cactus. It represents that even knowing that the love is wrong and that it’s going to hurt, he still touches it.

And it’s yellow, which represents the other person in the MV, what can also mean the other person hurt him but he didn’t care.

Next thing is the yellow ball.

He flicks it away, but it comes back really huge. For that I have two theories, either it’s his love for that person, that he tried to push it away but it just grew so much, he had to embrace it. Or that the ball is the other person, and he tried to make them go away, but they came back even stronger willed to stay with him.

Those two things have so many similarities with the relationship we saw of Jikook.

The kind of rejections from Jk at the beginning, but either way Jm didn’t give up. But then they were so far apart, and Jk took the opportunity to start to cling to Jm.

I think you get what I mean, we all know the push-and-pull story °3°

And you probably read this whole thing somewhere already, but had to get it out.

Anyway, those things are stuck in my head and I can’t get to make me see otherwise.

*sigh*

I’m a helpless jikook shipper.

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When I was designing a house for the Able Sisters in HHD, I really wanted to add a special finishing touch that I thought they might like. How better to personalize their home than to hang up two of their favorite photos? 

I somewhat painstakingly and lovingly recreated these by zooming in on the originals that hang on the wall of their shop in MS Paint until I could see the individual pixels, choosing an appropriate color palette, and sitting down to work for at least 45 minutes-an hour each. I tried to make them have more of an old photograph quality as well. <3

I hope you all enjoy them!  :)  Feel free to use them in your town or in homes that you design! 

tried to recreate this fanart lol

the sonic archie comics are unreal

as an 8 year+ ‘sonic veteran’, I gotta tell you, young me has read some shit. I used to be way into sonic stuff for some reason, and one day I discovered the sonic comics. I’ve collected over 300 issues and many of its spin off stories, and I need you guys to sit down because sonic comics are one fucking wild ride that never stops.

fun fact: Sonic comics are the longest running comic based off a video game. (started like… 1990′s and continues today…nearly 20 years now)

here’s my top 16 weird ass facts about the sonic comics you guys might enjoy:

16. Knuckles’ half brother Knee-cap

So Knuckles’ mother(Lara-le) divorces his father(Locke) and ends up marrying a guy named Wynmacher and has a child with him who they named “Knecapeon Mace” but called him Knee-Caps for short.

15. Knuckles becomes evil Thor at some point

So Knuckles has this arch-nemesis named Dr. Finitevus who looks pretty cool and all and Finitevus I guess curses Knuckles to become this weird evil god that wants to destroy technology or something… and Knux’s father Locke ended up sacrificing himself so Knuckles could go back to normal so Finitevus indirectly killed Knuckles’s father…

honorable mentions…. Knuckles has a great uncle that is a floating robotic head because he abandoned his body so he could live longer… also Rouge has flirted and kissed Knuckles’s dad more than once…………………………………… just thought I should throw that out there…

14. Sonic is a fucking stud jfc

Sonic has dated or flirted with nearly ever girl in this fckin franchise I need to lie down… and this one girl he was dating… Fiona the fox:

So apparently there was this robot duplicate made of Fiona when she was Tails’ age and Tails was dating that robot on an island or some shit and then he realized Fiona was fake… but then the real Fiona appears one day and she’s a few years older than Tails (16 while Tails is like 12 or 13) and Tails is heart broken because she starts dating Sonic but then she starts fucking cheating on Sonic with Sonic’s anti-self Scourge from another dimension and if you haven’t pulled out your wine bottle yet, now is the time to because damn do we need a drink after all this shit … there’s just a lot of romantic drama in Sonic’s life

13. The Mina the Mongoose situation

So Mina Mongoose is this popular pop-singer that dated Sonic at some point. They have this weird drama where Mina gets shot in the back to save Sally for Sonic… but she survives and then I guess she gets over Sonic and starts dating her gothic asshole manager named Ash?????? Mina I guess had some weird ties with Mammoth Mogul some weird psychic evil mammoth who somehow initiated control over Tails, Mighty, and Mina and threatens to kill them unless Sonic breaks him out of jail and gives him a chaos emerald… trust me this comic gets really fckin dark and confusing..

Speaking of dark, Sonic and Co. eventually lose their entire city to Eggman and Nicole, a robotic A.I. makes an artificial recreated city, but then she gets taken over by some techno bitch and Mina has reoccuring nightmare and tries to throw a rebellion against her or some shit idk

Mina’s life has always been about drama, to the point where in the future she fucking marries Tails?! and they have TWO children Melody and Skye like what the fuck is happening right now

12.Tails’ family

Tails’ father (Amadeus) was a general that lead the mobian army against the humans. His mother Rosemary had actually worked with her husband to fucking OVERTHROW THE KINGDOM OF ACORN TO TRY AND CREATE A DEMOCRACY….. …. also Tails’ uncle Merlin Prower is more or less a “jedi” wizard who is learning the way of chaos power…. so Tails’ family is all over the place they’ve been kidnapped by aliens, roboticized, thrown in jail, I mean damn this kid has been hanging out with Sonic because his family was just not around him most of their life they love him but they got shit to do… fuck shit up Prower family damn….

11. Sonic’s family

Sonic’s real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. I shit you not. Sonic was just a nickname. Can you fucking believe this I’m dead omg…. His mom is blonde by the way, her name is Bernadette. His father (jules) was turned into a robot by Eggman and they have yet to reverse this process, but his Uncle Chuck is fine…he’s still got his luscious mustache.

Sonic ends up marrying Sally in the main future timeline and they have two children named Sonia and Manic, which are names derived from the Sonic Underground series where Sonic has two siblings named Sonia and Manic and all three are royals who the queen hid within the city to protect them from the evil Robotnik or some shit…. I mean how deep does this get….look at those fucking parallels…

10. Shadow marries Sally / future situation  

Knuckles who somehow has become a cowboy with a robot eye… marries an echidna named Julie-su and they have a daughter named Laura-su. Bunnie and Antione have two children who for some reason are half metal, as mentioned Tails married Mina and their two kids Melody and Skye…. no idea what the fuck happened to Amy in this future, she’s just kinda gone…. ???? idk

Shadow went and fucked up the timeline and took over as the new king of Mobius… so he married Sally. Luckily they didn’t take it as far as to have children but damn is Shadow a mess in his intentions throughout this comic series. Sonic and Co. somehow regain control of timeline and everyone is happy again and there’s new freedom fighters… Oh fyi Shadow also reunites with Maria kind of… he sees her in a computer program along with his creator… so that’s nice

9. the antis

…..there’s a anti sonic dimension.. where everyone is a gothic-punk alter-ego….. and Anti Sonic turned green because of the master emerald for some reason and I think either Knuckles or Knuckles’ father game him that scar on his chest…. Anti Sonic names himself Scourge and was dating Fiona who was cheating on Sonic…. fucking look at Anti-Tails I cant with this I am deceased…..

his gang likes to jump dimensions and Zonic the Zonecop didn’t like that.

8. Zonic the Zone cop

Zonic the Zonecop…. works under Zobotnik….. they’re basically cops who monitor all Sonic dimensions and take in prisoners who leave their dimensions or threaten to destroy dimensions/zones… Zonic always has to hunt down Scourge and other trouble makers and lock them up…. so anyone who dreamed of Sonic in power ranger gear well congrats your dream has come true….

7. Bean is fucking related to Jet from Sonic Riders apparently?????

So remember Jet the Hawk from Sonic Riders… well somehow he might be related to Bean or something???… and Bean calls him “ jettison Q. Hawkington….”   don’t know why but I find that funny

6. Eggman fucking snaps

Eggman FUCKING SNAPS OK LIKE HOLY SHIT.. like out of no where he destroys Sonic’s entire city, beats the shit out of him, captures his family and friends, and then tries to turn Charmy bee into a robot but instead gives him brain damage…. Sonic kinda snaps too and would almost consider severely harming or killing Eggman… luckily Sally’s robotic A.I. Nicole had built them all a new city out of nanites …  but this whole plot was…. out of every possible plot I could see in a Sonic franchise, having such a grave one thrown at me out of no where was the biggest fuckign surprise 7 year old me has ever seen ok holy fuck

5. Amy’s situation and her cousin Rob’O who is a king..?????

Amy used to be like… 8 years old or some shit then she wished upon a magic ring that made her body grow older by like 4 years or something so she could be part of the freedom fighters and potentially date sonic or something… so Amy is way younger mentally than she looks…

She has a cousin named Rob’O who married some echidna lady and they had a son named Jon… apparently Amy’s uncle was a king and Rob’O is next in line to the throne so Amy is somehow technically royalty ?????????????????? slkfjdk????

4. Charmy bee is a fucking prince and has a girlfriend

oh Charmy Bee is also a fucking prince who has a girlfriend named Saffron… no idea who came up with this plot or why

3.  Sally’s weird love life

Sally has a weird love life too, she is princess of Mobius despite her brother and his wife and child being next in line for the throne…..??? She ended up dating this secret service agent Geoffrey the Skunk who had a wife named Hershey the cat who I guess maybe got killed during a mission or something… Geoffrey got into some weird corrupted scandals with villains too I don’t recall his allegiance but Sally was smart for dumping his ass.

She also has some weird ass thing going on with this embodiment of the monkey king………??????

and then she had this arranged marriage thrown together by her father to marry the royal guard Antoine who was actually anti-Antoine from the anti dimension who imprisoned the real Antoine….. Antione I guess finally escapes and then ends up marrying Bunnie instead?????? who the hell are these writers and where did they come from

Sally and Sonic end up together in the end and Sonic becomes king of Mobius and they have kids and all so happy ending for her I guess…. besides that one timeline where she had to marry Shadow…

2. SNIVELY’S…LOVE LIFE…

Um…. Snively is …. Eggman’s nephew…. and something happens to Eggman and Snively somehow ends up dating this one techno-magic chick named Regina the Iron Queen.. she tries to take over Nicole’s nanites…  I have no idea who the fuck is writing the romance in this series but I’d like them to sign all my comics

1.THE WAR

apparently the sonic mobians had this massive war against “Overlanders” basically somewhat de-evolved humans due to a mutation experiment / bombs that aliens called Xorda bombarded onto pre-Mobius aka Earth. So more or less Eggman and Snively and any other humans are basically the endangered human species trying to regain control over their planet through xenophobic / racist ideals against the evolved animal species that is the Mobians and Sonic……………………….. I’m not fucking joking

LAWSUITS AND THE WEIRD REBOOT

So apparently Sonic Archie comics went into this huge timeline-dimensional reboot because one of the former writers Ken Penders has thrown multiple lawsuits into Archie comic’s hands and this shit has been going on since 2009 until even now…

Some weird things going on in the reboots:

there’s this lady named Breezie who is … in love with Neo Metal Sonic……I think she’s based off a side character from the old show………and I really think that’s all I should tell you as you can probably see how she was first introduced…  

Honey the cheetah… a concept from an old Sonic game I guess returned????

No romance at this point…….

they gave Sally clothes for some reason…

But basically Ken Penders, a previously major archie sonic comic writer, was the creator of multiple if not all of the echidnas involved in the sonic comic storyline. So Finitevus, Julie-su, basically the entire Echidna brother hood, Knuckles’ younger brother, Charmy’s girlfriend Saffron, Mina Mongoose, Mammoth Mogul, and even Amy’s cousin Rob’O are now required to be out of the story. Ken wanted to use the sonic characters he made for his own original graphic novel but Archie wanted to maintain copyright on his characters and concepts… I mean most writers and artists are aware that the things they produce for a licensed company are usually OWNED by that company, so its weird he’d even attempt something like that. Archie claimed Penders signed a contract as evidence for it but failed to produce the contract so the lawsuit settled in 2013. Because of this, Sonic Archie comic and it’s spin off series of Sonic Universe had to completely rewrite their stories to get his characters out of the picture, or straight up just redesigned the characters… he’s also recently claimed in 2015 he’s got another law suit in mind…??? He’s actually ‘inspired’ Scott Fulop to also file lawsuits after he left archie comics too.

Here’s a chart someone made for Ken Pender’s logic in some of his lawsuit filings which you can obviously tell is quite a mess:

honorable mentions

I mean there’s a shit ton of stuff I’ve missed or haven’t even mentioned about this shit…..

thanks for stopping by and letting me explain the horrific treasure that is the sonic comic series because whAT thE FUCK

my god I love the sonic comics 

TV Quote Prompts

Originally posted by thenixcat

Send in your prompt number(s) and character(s) of choice! =]


The Office

1. “There are too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.” 

2. “Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.” 

3. “_________, you ignorant slut!” 

4. “I’m not superstitious but I’m a little-stitious.”

5. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and __________, I’d shoot __________ twice.” 

6. “I am Beyonce, always.” 

7. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 

8. “Are king-size sheets called president-size sheets in England?” 

9. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” 

10. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” 

11. “Identity theft is not a joke, _______! Millions of families suffer every year!” 

12. “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.” 

13. “You’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?” 

14. “You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.” 

15. “Did I stutter?” 

16. “Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”

17. “Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.” 

18. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” 

19. “I really should have a Tweeter account.” 

20. “ _________, you and I are soup snakes.” 

Parks and Recreation 

21. “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”  

22. “I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!” 

23. “Now it’s gone and I hate everything.” 

24. “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effect records from the 1950′s.” 

25. “I know more than you.” 

26. “Whenever ________ asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give them the names of rappers.” 

27. “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.” 

28. “I’ve only slept nine hours in the last four days.” 

29. “This isn’t a bagel.” 

30. “It’s for your, uh… boob hats.” 

31. “I love you and I like you.” 

32. “I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.” 

33. “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” 

34. “I am super chill all the time!” 

35. “If I had to have a stripper’s name, it’d be Equality.” 

36. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” 

37. “I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” 

38. “I took your idea and I made it better.” 

39. “The thing about youth culture is- I don’t understand it.” 

40. “I know this is a trap but I don’t know how.” 

Friends

41. “We started a rumor.” 

42. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” 

43. “They don’t know that we know they know we know.” 

44. “Oh, I wish I could but I don’t want to.” 

45. “ ________ doesn’t share food!” 

46. “God, I love how sexy I am.” 

47. “How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw them under a bus or something?” 

48. “When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.” 

49. “Why do you have to break up with her? Just be a man and stop calling.” 

50. “That’s right, I stepped up!” 

51. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” 

52. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.” 

53. “He may not be my soul mate but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.” 

54. “The fridge broke and I had to eat everything.” 

55. “Someone ate the only good thing going in my life.” 

56. “I could so easily freak out right now.” 

57. “These are just feelings, they’ll go away.” 

58. “Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you’re gonna love it!” 

59. “And remember, if I’m harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.” 

60. “Over the line? You are so far past the line that you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.” 

How I Met Your Mother

61. “I’ve actually never seen Star Wars.” 

62. “Here’s the thing __________, I’m snuggly and you’re not.” 

63. “You know what I’d like to do right now? I’d like to hold your hand.” 

64. “Hey, Baby, It’s me. Can you bail me out of jail?” 

65. “Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.” 

66. “Be careful, __________, revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.” 

67. “The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.” 

68. “Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and just be awesome, instead.” 

69. “Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.” 

70. “I wish I could help but my hands are tied. Oh wait, that was last night.” 

71. “My panties would hit the floor so hard they’d end up halfway to China.” 

72. “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.” 

73. “I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it.” 

74. “New is always better.” 

75. “I will throw you off of this roof!” 

76. “Lie to me right now.” 

77. “We’ll see it when we see it.” 

78. “The three date rule is insane! Who even came up with that?”

79. “Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.” 

80. “One dollar, two bags of gummy bears! It’s like I don’t even care what happens the rest of the day.” 

That 70′s Show

81. “You’re breaking up the band, Yoko!” 

82. “Are you sober?” 

83. “Where’s my candy you son of a bitch?” 

84. “Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.” 

85. “The gym, or as I like to call it, the Institute of things I can’t do.” 

86. “I have a black eye and I need ice.” 

87. “I was kinda just hoping to get by on my looks.” 

88. “I tell secrets. It’s just who I am.” 

89. “Why cuddle when you can do it?” 

90. “I didn’t know if you like music.” 

91. “It’s a conspiracy.” 

92. “Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life.” 

93. “Play more Zepplin.” 

94. “I’m prepared to fight my way out of here.” 

95. “I am not proud of what I am about to say…” 

96. “I don’t know what you heard but this show ain’t free!” 

97. “But I don’t want to go outside.” 

98. “You should know if you come any closer, I’m not letting you go.” 

99. “I’m gonna close my eyes and, when I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers.” 

100. “Talking isn’t going to help me, okay? What’s going to help me is, like, drinking.” 

anonymous asked:

Hello! Sorry to bother you, but could you make a tutorial of this post post/160598278702/players-like-neymar-are-great-for-football it looks amazing!!! Thank you!

you’re not bothering me at all, thank you!

okay so i couldn’t recreate the exact edit but i tried and i hope you understand all the steps, please feel free to ask any questions!

*i m really bad at explaining plus my english is a big LOL bear with me :P

here’s the edit:

What you’ll need: any version of PS, i used CS6, a picture of a person or anything i guess, water splash brushes (just look them up on google bc i don’t remember the site i downloaded mine from lol) and gifs like these x

Keep reading

Ask blogs I tried to replicate @askbongtan @ask-chimchim @ask-bts-stuff @ask-jungcoco @ask-student-joonie

A little commentary I suppose? lol

askbongtan: their art style is quite relaxing to draw in? It’s simplistic and all of the palettes that they use are so nice to look at so it’s nice to recreate that. So much respect to them for using MS Paint I could not replicate the pixeliness for my life.
ask-chimchim: their style is so soft and cute ahh! I cried a lil when I noticed the lines in the hair bc hair? who’s she idk her. I really liked their lineart bc it’s with a soft brush and a darkish brown colour (at least for this one), and I realised that the lineart on its own looked off bc of how the shading finishes the piece which I thought was cool.
ask-bts-stuff: I really don’t know how all their characters look so expressive, it’s really something… I kinda took their chim wings idea and applied it to this guy, I hope that’s ok! ^^’ I also really like how their style is so quick to produce? So cool…
ask-jungcoco: All of their character designs are so unique and individual for the person, that I really needed to look through their blog to see what they’d already done ^^’ Their lineart is really angular, they colour their lines, and their shading is so simplistic; all of these features add so much charm to their blog, and I frankly can’t believe that they don’t have more notes and followers
ask-student-joonie: Their art is surprisingly hard to replicate? The sparkles and blushes are more difficult to place than you’d think! I feel like yours is the one I did worst on, which is such a shame since it’s so unique and refreshing and most of all, cute!

The muse is an OC I made a year and a bit ago and only redrew today ^^’ I don’t have much about him other than he’s grumpy 24/7 but somehow always cute? And that he’s an angsty teen cervitaur. Any suggestions for a name would be awesome!

anonymous asked:

Something where Graves is super protective. You're wearing a dress that he knows will make people hit on you, and so he decides to go with you ends up getting jealous and just picks you up( like In fright night 2011, with the club scene) Like the imaginyou imagine- just extended (English is not my first languege but im excited to see what you can do to my fav Character- greetings from Spain <3 )

Hi lovely! Firstly, wow! A reader from Spain! I’m really excited! Hi from Malaysia! Sorry for the delay in getting this story done, I apparently have problem writing anything that’s not angst. I tried to do my best to recreate the club scene from Fright Night and I hope this is what you had in mind! 

Warning: This story contains mature content and some coarse language.


“You’re not going.”

You rolled your eyes, head still hidden away in the massive oak wardrobe you shared as you try to find your favourite pair of shoes, the ones you wear only when you’re trying to look your best.

Finally finding them from amongst the organised chaos of the wardrobe, you huffed and pushed back your curled hair. You threw a retort over your shoulder even as you slip on your heels, wobbling briefly as you tried to find your balance. “I’ll be with my old friends Percival, and besides, I did ask you to come with me, but you’re the one who decided that you were, I quote, “far too old for such nonsense”.” You paused to admire your figure in the full length mirror and smiled when you noticed Percival’s dark gaze on you; you made the right choice wearing this dress tonight. Honestly though, it wasn’t anything too provocative; if anything, it was rather proper and covered everything it should, although it did a beautiful job of accentuating everything you (and he) loved about your body. The burgundy dress fell just above your knees, and the gorgeous scalloped neckline showed off your delicate collarbones.

Pouting slightly, you sauntered over to your sullen lover and wrapped your arms around his neck. Almost automatically, his arms encircled your waist and you leaned into his solid embrace, enjoying the small moment of intimacy. “Darling, it’s not like we’re going to one of those shabby No-Maj clubs, I promise I’ll be fine. I’ll even be back before midnight, so there’s nothing for you to be worried about.” He sighed and pushed a loose strand of hair away from your face, “It’s not your safety I’m worried about, I know you can take care of yourself. It’s just,” he gestured exasperatedly at you, “look at you! I don’t want other men staring at you like you’re some piece of meat when you’re mine-” Placing a finger against his lips, you cut off any of his forthcoming protests. You peppered light kisses along his jaw, “If you don’t want men ogling at me, all you have to do is come with me.” A groan escaped the formidable Auror’s lips, and you grinned triumphantly, knowing he’d give in. Five minutes later, the two of you Apparated to the wizarding pub where you would be meeting your old friends from Hogwarts.


Percival chuckled as he listened to Emmaline, your Ravenclaw best friend who got a job as a Potion Master’s assistant upon graduating, animatedly recounting all the times you got everyone in trouble whilst in school. You buried your face in his shoulder in embarrassment as you endured the good-natured ribbing at your past as a troublemaker, but secretly you were thrilled that your lover was getting along so well with your friends. These were people who stayed up late at night with you, trying to finish last minute assignments, they were the people who comforted you through your first breakup and who you confided in when you finally had your first kiss in your sixth year. You had missed them terribly after you moved to America, and while communication between the lot of you was sporadic and not as often as you had initially hoped it would be, the bond was still there, as evidenced by the squeals and hugs and crying that greeted you when you saw them upon your arrival.

Percival initially intimidated your group of friends, what with his serious demeanour and the regal way he held himself, even when not at work. But your friends quickly got over his scary appearance and treated him as their own; it helped that Percival had a very sharp, dry wit that delighted them. Also, the man could hold his liquor, which immediately won him points in his favour. The hours passed easily, filled with easy camaraderie and joviality and Percival found himself enjoying the company of your friends, who obviously meant a lot to you. The night couldn’t have gone any better, and you were glad to have been able to spend it with the people closest to your heart.

Everything however, went downhill when Percival excused himself to use the gents’. You went to the bar to get some more drinks because you were the only one who could still walk without falling over (you were a lightweight, so you watched the amount of alcohol you consumed. You didn’t want to have to deal with Apparating whilst drunk; that was one messy experience you didn’t want to have to go through again), and you were immediately accosted by a drunken boar of a man, whom you recognised as a petty thief whom you and your colleagues at MACUSA have apprehended more than a few times. He either didn’t recognise you, or he was far too drunk to care that he was hitting on an Auror who had once been responsible for him being in jail; one who was engaged to the Director of Magical Security, no less.

“Hey doll, fancy lettin’ a real man show ya how to have a good time?” You shuddered when he winked sloppily at you, you couldn’t believe he actually thought he looked attractive doing that eye twitch. Ignoring him, you took your drinks and made to move around him, but the drunkard placed his meaty hand on your arm, his fingers clumsily trying to trail a path. You glared at him and bared your teeth, “Get your hand off me dumbass, or you’ll be seeing the bars of a cell tonight.” It infuriated you that the man only laughed and proceeded to tug you over to him, catching you off guard as you lost your balance momentarily and stumbled. You cried out when your drinks fell to the floor, the liquid splashing onto your feet and the floor. Turning to acquaint his face with your fist, you were instead unpleasantly surprised by his trout-like lips on yours, and oh god was that tongue?!

Before you could hex the bejeezus out of the poor excuse of a man, he was suddenly pulled away from you, and you gasped in delight when you saw your Percival throw a punch straight at his face, effectively knocking him out. Your friends were standing behind Percival, confusion at the situation plainly written on their faces. Your lover turned towards you, and you threw your arms around him relieved, not noticing the dark look on his face. Realising he wasn’t returning your embrace, you pulled away slightly and for the second time that night, had a kiss forcefully pressed on your lips, although this was much more welcomed than the first. Breaking the kiss, your dark-haired beau didn’t give you a chance to explain or speak, and you shivered in delight at the husky tone his low voice took on as he whispered in your ear “You’re going to say goodbye to your friends and we’re going to leave this god-forsaken place. When we get home, you’ll get rid of that damn dress and I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbours will be able to hear you scream my name through the walls. All right?”

You were stunned and so very turned on by his promise to you that you could only nod wordlessly before complying. Walking as fast as you could to your friends who immediately broke out in questions for you, you told them, as nicely as you possibly could in your lust induced fog, that you had to go, and you would see them again before they were due to return to London. You were just heading to find Percival when you saw him stalk confidently towards you, and you felt a rush of heat pool in your belly, knowing that you were his prey that he was just dying to devour. As soon as he reached you, he tugged at your hand roughly and in one swift motion, threw you over his broad shoulder in a fireman’s carry. You squealed when he smacked your arse unexpectedly, and he soothed the sting by rubbing on your behind lovingly. You waved goodbye at your friends who were hooting and cat-calling at the both of you as Percival made his way out of the pub with you dangling helplessly over his shoulder, and just like that, he Apparated you home.

As soon as the world stopped spinning, you pulled Percival by the collar of his shirt into your bedroom. Throwing you down on the king-sized bed, he began divesting himself of his clothes while ordering you to strip, which you did, tripping over yourself in your eagerness. Percival made good on his promises, and your poor neighbours had to endure an entire night of animalistic screams and the sounds of your bed banging against the wall. The next day at work, when Tina innocently asked you if you were okay after noticing the way you were walking awkwardly, you made some flimsy excuse about how you slipped in the bath and bruised yourself, all the while promising to kill a smugly smiling Percival who very “helpfully” told Tina he would take good care of you. The git.


Bonus: Colin Farrell gif that’s making me melt and god I don’t know what it’s doing to me

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Dennor headcanons

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- Denmark and Norway like to go hiking together (though they don’t do it as much as they used to)

- They cuddle a lot (like A LOT) (you’d be surprised if you wouldn’t see them cuddling at least once)

- Both of them baby Iceland a lot and are really protective of him

- They don’t fight that often (they bicker a lot, but it’s never really serious)

- Sometimes Norway secretly cries when they watch sad movies (not that Den notices eheheh.. ok he notices and starts to comfort Norway)

- When it’s Nor’s birthday, Den will try to do everything for him or get everything for him (basically like ‘‘No Nor i will do it’‘ ‘‘No Nor just stay there, i will get it for you’‘ ‘‘NOR PLS LET ME DO THIS’‘

- Norway doesn’t really like swimming, because he’s not very good at it (naturally Den tried to teach Norway to get better at swimming, only to have Nor shove him in the water and leave) (Ok Nor came back pretty quickly after that)

- Nor wears lot of Den’s shirts (while Denmark is slowly dying because damn)

- Both of them love traditional fairytales (Nor reads them out loud a lot and Den listens) (They used to recreate them to Iceland, when he was small)

- When they first met, Den thought that Norway is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen (he still thinks so)

anonymous asked:

Jackjae?

I tried drawing them laughing but it was so blinding I couldn’t see my screen, I hope it turned out well

jk

(Inspired by that one parks and recreation scene with the bees only that this one doesn’t really make sense)

ANYWAY YES to jackjae!! definitely up high in the list


Send me your OTPs and I’ll draw the ones that are mine too

Pucks and Recreations III: Character Intros

i, ii , iii) 

Shitty Knight: Deputy Director of the Parks Department. He’s upbeat, often naked at home, and loves sugar. Rules are made to be broken, but he tries not to break them because of the cripplingly amount of white, straight guilt he has. 

“Would I personally care if I land a mark on my record because of something I did? Not really, but when I think about the difference in treatment I would receive compared to my less fortunate counterparts, I can’t do it." 

"I am the King of the Gays!!! Gay people love me. I mean, I can’t publicly take a stance yet because I might lose my job and the assholes over at the Family Alliance is gonna come for my head, but hey! I married gay penguins!!" 

Jack Zimmermann: Most popular nurse at Samwell Central Hospital. Good at his job and has a compassionate heart, will often convince his best friend Shitty Knight to do the right thing and follow his conscience. He wants the pit behind his house filled in, and when it was filled in his goal turned into helping Shitty build a park on it. His competitive yet nurturing spirit makes him Shitty’s best friend, too. He was his hometown’s baseball hero before he moved to Samwell. 

“Shitty is my best friend and I love him so much. But I’m going to have to draw dicks on his face.” 

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