- Jack: Hey Shits, I was wondering if you could help me?
- Shitty: Sure bro, what's up?
- Jack: I'm planning on proposing to Bitty soon and practicing would help so could I practice on you?
- Shitty: First of all, why didn't you tell me sooner that you were planning on proposing to Bitty, DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG AND FUCKING AMAZING THAT NEWS IS??
- Jack: I was obviously going to-
- Shitty: AND OF FUCKING COURSE YOU CAN PRACTICE ON ME! Let me just get into character.
- Jack: Thanks, this means so much but really, all I need you to do is stand-
- Shitty: *clears out his throat and bends his knees until he's about Bitty's height before speaking in a terrible Southern accent* Oh Jack, my darling.
- Jack: ...Why are you like this?
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