i really need to kill somebody

                   AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME


“I adore you.”

“I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”

“You didn’t see that coming?”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”

“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.”

“Keep up old man!”

“I suppose we’re both disappointments.”

“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”

“No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.”

“As the world’s expert on waiting too long, don’t. You two are great together.”

“Really? That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?”

“I am always picking up after you boys.”

“Nothing lasts forever.”

“That’s not a question I need answered.”

“I’m sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.”

“You are all puppets tangled in strings.”

“I’m going to tear you apart; from the inside.”

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

“A guy did me wrong.”

“We have no place in the world.”

“This is going to be like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack… fortunately, I brought a magnet!”

“I got no plans tomorrow night.”

“It just slipped out.”

“I can show you what you truly fear.”

“Yeah, we don’t have time for a city hall debate.”

“And for gosh sake; watch your language!”

I’m rooting for Luke and Lorelai to stay together,” said Patterson. “As you saw during the original run of the show, they go through a lot together and they still do. She really needs somebody to ground her and let her know that he isn’t going to go away, and Luke has become that somebody. He loves this woman, and he believes she is his soul mate, and she realizes that.
12 days of mysme (THE LIVE CAROL VERSION)
  • [RFA rings the doorbell, waiting for MC to open door to a big, big surprise...]
  • On the final day of Christmas, my true loves sent to me...
  • Jumin: Twelve fluffy cats.
  • Zen: Are you trying to kill her-
  • Jaehee: I want a day off.
  • Jumin: There should be a day for Elly.
  • Jaehee: Those are really unhealthy-
  • Yoosung: wait you missed a number-
  • Jumin: Five golden rings.
  • Yoosung: omo are you proposing?
  • Zen: MC is mine.
  • Jaehee: you two need to calm down
  • Unknown: and will somebody please pay attention to me?


  • “I have no friends left.”
  • “Why do I do this? I hate it… I hate it so much but I love it even more.”
  • “My bones were shaking, I thought I was going to explode.”
  • “I’d been doing good until that point.”
  • “I even managed to take a shower.”
  • “We meet for all the wrong reasons.”
  • “I mean, she’s a sweet girl… as much as I’m a sweet guy.”
  • “Truer words could not be said.”
  • “I just can’t seem to focus on anything.”
  • “Then everything went wrong, just like it always does.”
  • “I fucking hate that shit.”
  • “I’m ok now.”
  • “Nobody would believe what happens inside my head.”
  • “I could have killed somebody.”
  • “I need a padded cell, I’m telling you.”
  • “This is life, like Burroughs or Kerouac, or Ginsberg… the ones who burn bright.”
  • “I really don’t care about anything.”
  • “I love that it’s so dark.”
  • “I don’t want to ever leave here.”
  • “He still owes me the $9,000 bail I posted for him.”
  • “I think it’s a fucking wig!”
  • “This has to work.”
  • “I can do it…”
  • “We have nothing to say to each other.”
  • “I just felt dead.”
  • “Last night was a bad one.”
  • “Dude, what’s on your hand?”
  • “What happened to me yesterday?”
  • “Between me and you, I guess I was in a bit of a blackout.”
  • “I didn’t say anything.”
  • “I have to pull it together.”
  • “I make myself sick.”
  • “I had nothing else to do so I figured why not?”
  • “I am so pissed.”
  • “She may be fucking insane, but she’s my girl!”
  • “If I see that dwarf, I’ll kick his ass!”
  • “It’s not cool to look too eager.”
  • “He’s the brother I never had.”
  • “Is this a crisis or a needed creative outlet?”
  • “I’m not listening.” 
  • “I’m really trying.”
  • “Let’s see what happens.”
  • “I feel like throwing up.”
  • “I don’t know how to stop thinking about it.”
  • “I know it’s not real.”
  • “This isn’t how I thought my life would turn out.”
  • “You must think I’m insane, but I’m not.
blink-182 Starters
  • “I'm quite aware we're dying”
  • “I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me”
  • “Let’s start this again for real”
  • “So here I am, I'm trying”
  • “Are you afraid of being alone?”
  • “I'm lost without you”
  • “This awkward silence makes me crazy”
  • “Pick me up now, I need you so bad”
  • “Hello there, the angel from my nightmare”
  • “We'll wish this never ends”
  • “I need somebody and always”
  • “Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?”
  • “I'm too depressed to go on”
  • “You'll be sorry when I'm gone”
  • “You are better than me”
  • “The shadows are all around me”
  • “I don't know why, I just want to die”
  • “Sometimes I think I'll kill you”
  • “Everything has fallen to pieces”
  • “We really need to see this through”
  • “You're my source of most frustration”
  • “I've got so much left to say”
  • “Is it cool if I hold your hand?”
  • “Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?”
  • “When you smile, I melt inside”
  • “I'm not worthy for a minute of your time”

Hey, listen. That vigilante I heard about? The man in the suit. I didn’t tell you the rest. He disappeared a few months ago and crime went up. Violence, killings. And the city needed somebody to keep up the fight, so I figured why not me. But, you know, me kind of sucks, so I invented Detective Forge. All because the man in the suit went away. But I was wrong, wasn’t I? He wasn’t really gone at all.


- Hey, listen, that vigilante I heard about. The man in the suit. I didn’t tell you the rest. He disappeared a few months ago and crime went up. Violence, killings. The city needed somebody to keep up the fight, so I figured, why not me? But, you know, me kind of sucks. So I invented Detective Forge. All because the man in the suit went away. But I was wrong, wasn’t I? He wasn’t really gone at all.

- Person of Interest 4x06

John and Walter couldn’t be more different, and yet they share the same golden heart. Walter is one of my favorite numbers. And I hope that John got the same fuzzy feelings as I did, hearing that he actually inspired people. Walter sure didn’t have the skills to be a proper vigilante, but at least he tried, and that was very touching (if very dangerous!). Also that means The Man in the Suit has officially at least one fan ;-)

Also, can we stop and appreciate the fact that John went all the way to Walter’s office for the sole purpose to congratulate him in front of his whole office and most importantly, Elena?

knockabout-pigeon  asked:

Hi again! I was wondering what you thought about Western Hognoses as a beginner snake? How much space do they need? (I'm not getting a snake any time soon--I'm honestly just curious.)

I LOVE western hoggies but they’re not a snake I’d say is good for beginners. Maybe a really dedicated beginner with a lot of handling experience with somebody else’s snakes- but hoggies aren’t super great starters for two major reasons. One is their… weird spit. So they’re… sorta venomous? Their venom (it’s actually pretty likely it evolved to break down toad toxins rather than just to kill their prey!) is super mild and people argue from dusk til dawn if it should even be called venom- but whatever it is, it’s in their mouths and it can irritate a person. Kinda like a bee sting. But where some people have severe reactions to bee stings and others just go “eh, a bee,” so too with hognoses. In rare cases, a person can have an extreme reaction- nothing fatal, but it can send you to the hospital. There was a case study in 2009 that included a review of medically significant bites. Hoggies don’t have grooved fangs or hollow fangs- the spit just kinda… drools into an animal’s bite wound. They’re very bad at being dangerous. 

Then there’s the other problem and that’s when hognoses go off feed, it can be a total pain to get them started again. Transitioning from live to f/t can also be tough with them. Mine’s a great eater, but sometimes they’ll just totally refuse food. Scenting their food against a frog is usually enough to work, but not everybody has a frog handy. In the wild, they usually don’t eat rodents all that much- they eat mostly amphibians and the occasional small lizard. They also tend to brumate, which again can be REALLY UNSETTLING to a new reptile owner. 

They’re also a bit unusual in their body language- some people get startled by the hissing and bluffing! That being said, they’re great snakes. I love hognoses a lot!

ifellforfandoms  asked:

Anicaaa i need to talk to you about the new ep. it was so amazing and i wanted to hear your opinion! i think almost all of the mistakes that were made in the previous eps were sort of.. corrected, i feel like malec's relationship is healthy and adorable as ever. we got hugs and i love yous, that was a miracle and something that their relationship really needed, that last scene literally killed me inside and out. also i want climon to be over so badly, they're so extra. soooo thoughts?

Nitsa, I am SO sorry that this is so late.

But yes, I really really enjoyed the winter finale, too. Especially the Malec scene just fucking killed me lbr. It was so stunning and perfect and I am still not over it. I mean I didn’t know I needed them to say the l-word yet but woah… I really did apparently. That whole scene, the 2(!) hugs, clinging to each other, bodies pressed against each other and not letting go, Alec burying is face so deep into the crook of Magnus’ neck and the kiss. Jeez… Alec kissed him with such a force and I am…just dead. And the way Alec said “Magnus, I love you.” Gawd, I am still dying over that scene and the looks and little gestures and that their foreheads touched and gaahhh… I am just gonna fling myself into the sun. Matt and Harry absolutely killed it.

I mean seriously, as much as I absolutely love and adore that Malec scene, isn’t it kinda hilarious that out of all people Todd and Darren wrote that episode? I mean…what the hell? After the mess of 2x07 they gave us this??? I am not sure how I feel about this but I somehow… am more hopeful now for 2B and that they learned from their mistakes?

That aside, I also enjoyed watching my bb Alec finally showing off his badass killer moves. Also, finally my parabatai sons talking! Please, I need more of this in 2b! Them talking and fighting together, kthxbye.

Awesome news that they really did make it canon that Raphael is asexual. Did anything happen between him and Izzy? Don’t recall. lol Same with Climon. Can this just end? Like… yesterday? Seriously, I like brotp!Climon but this is just…. sorry I can’t look at it. It makes me uncomfortable and I also think about poor Simon and his poor heart. Not that I care much about Clace but really, give me Clace and end this. Then again, I fear how long we might have to suffer through this fucking love triangle from now on. UGH!!! Do not want!

What else? Right, Jimon. Like I said, happy for everyone who ships them. I see the kinda chemistry between them but I am pretty much indifferent. It’s a brotp for me at best so yeah….whatever. *shrug*

Clary was annoying as always. What else is new? Seriously, I really felt sympathetic for her in season 1 but in 2A she really gets on my nerves. She drags everyone into her mess, she knows it all best and acts like she does, the way she talks to Luke and especially her ordering around Magnus this ep? Like girl….can you not??? Or her treating Dot like that? Sorry, I am getting old but isn’t she like “your big sister”? Way to go. Or again, her behavior towards Magnus when he should go talk to Madzie. Tf??? But then she had one job to keep the sword safe and she messed up. Again. Seriously. I can’t with her anymore. She turned more and more into book!Clary and I hate this. Not that I was her biggest fan from the start but this? Nope, nope, nope.

But yeah, except for Clary and maybe some tiny issues (like the thing with Izzy’s phone—Raphael please?! lol and how she got there or how Raphael could escape) I highly enjoyed this ep and it kinda reconciled me with the mess of the last eps. I still haven’t forgotten about the great mess that is 2x07 or the way they treated Malec in general but it was overall a good ep. And Malec…. gosh, I am so not over that scene anytime soon. <3

anonymous asked:

Unpopular Opinion. Turtle!Nino is so over done. I get that the mentor dying is a common trope, but do we really need to kill Fu when we barely know him in canon let alone fanon?

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

For me, it’s not that it’s over done (no idea can really be over done as long as the person makes it their own thing!), but I do agree that Fu doesn’t always have to die lol.

PSA to my followers though: please! Don’t not make something because somebody thinks it’s over done! Write Turtle!Nino! Kill Fu! Add Marichat!! Please never be discouraged and go do that thing!

anonymous asked:

When I was first read you need Dom,I think you need Document Object Model.Someone please kill me.XD I really wanted to help you Sonder but I could be Domme :( sorry :*

Oh hell. Oh hell. I fucking died. I don’t even know what a document object model is but I’m pretty sure I don’t need one.

No need to apologize, anon. Some day I’ll have enough money to pay somebody to run my life… because no one’s ever really going to care about me (in that sense) without some kind of tangible and preferably monetary compensation P:

the signs according to tumblr
  • aries: u wanna fuckin go m8 u wANNA FUCKING FIGHT ME IN THE PIT LET'S GO
  • taurus: m u s t c o n s u m e a l l f o o d
  • gemini: fucKIGN S A T A N AVOID AT ALL COSTS
  • cancer: whiny pieces of shit
  • leo: you guys are really nice but also assholes? also you guys value appearance how would a leo ever survive if they became a vampire
  • virgo: god forbid anybody fucks up your shit because you WILL kill a bitch.
  • libra: maybe indecisive??? maybe??? idk what do you think??? i guess just whatever you think is most fitting. also very affectionate. (note: this is a joke.)
  • scorpio: asshole sex addicts
  • sagittarius: i saw somebody compare you guys to zeus and now i'm afraid are you guys okay??? do you need a hug?
  • capricorn: what are feelings emotions are not allowed around here
  • aquarius: idk i guess you guys are just weird and kinky and kinda clever
  • pisces: fishfucker69
fire emblem: rd █║│♛


“I don’t think we even need to exchange names. I’ll just kill you and leave it at that.”
”This really is the end of the world.”
”Look…Would you mind rejoining the enemy?”
”My hero standing right in front of me. Somebody pinch me!”
”____ wouldn’t tell me if he smelled smoke if I was on fire.”
”Sorry little ____, but your little friend just killed you.”
”You grew!! Too tall!!!”
”You need someone to protect you..Someone…like me..”
”Trying to find you is like trying to find spilled ink at night”
”Watch out for those slippery brutes.”
”I could never decide whether you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in question, though.”
”Wait, are you laughing at me? Gah! Die, you insolent cur!”
”So you won’t object when I tear your lungs out here and now?”
”Why is it that authority figures are always so unwilling to let go of their power?”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“Like I always say, the best enemies are the ones that are on fire.”
“____, you would hit on a tree if it were dressed in a skirt”
“I’m amazed that someone was desperate enough to make that fool a general.”
“You are a festering wound in the flesh of the world!”
“You let others do your dirty work while you run for safety. Looks like you’re running out of places to run”
“I do wish you would stop looking into my soul. It’s very rude of you.”
“Is that a mountain I see? Oh wait - It’s just ____.”
“Don’t ever call me child again…”
“She told me not to let anger and hatred get the best of me, not to let them guide my blade…This will be my only exception.”
“True beauty is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless.”
“Mouldy Onions! They escaped!”
“I’m not wasting my arrows on these fools!”
“For a beautiful woman like you, I’ll gladly offer my head.”
“You know I wouldn’t hurt you! Sorry I scared you, all right?”
“That queen of yours has no style! What ridiculous armor! You go out in that?”
“If my knowledge dies, so does your only hope of saving ____!”
“I’m much better at fleeing than fighting.”
“So you won’t object when I tear your lungs out here and now?”
“Why do you continue to fight? Would you have your country destroyed like this?”
“One more syllable and I will snap your neck!”
“Did you practice being this stupid?”
“There is no pride in victory, nor shame in defeat.”
“Fear no manner of death. Mourn only that you are powerless to change it…”
“____, always lost in your books. What have I said about watching your back!?”
”How could I forget you!? You treated me to food…glorious food…on separate occasions! But who’s counting?!”









and at the beginning stiles is like ‘you’re a fucking asshole and you should keep your opinions to yourself’ (’you’re a misogynistic ass’ – laurel) and peter just smiles like the predator he is and gently lures stiles in his trap (i mean bed) all the while KNOWING that stiles is equally intrigued 

and stiles is totally fucked up about klliing somebody as well but he DEALS because everyone else needs him to man up even thuogh NOBODY says thank you to him 

oh and peter is totally talia’s sketchy as fuck right hand man who does the shady underground business and eventually stiles finds out because stiles is stiles but not only is he NOT horrified he sees teh necessity of it and HELPS 


is this has already happened can somebody send me a link 

the parallels though i fucking cant 

My Friend Watching the Shadowhunters Series
  • Me: Hey Jay, lets watch the Shadowhunter series together
  • Jay: Ugh no. Doesn't that like have gay ships and stuff. It sounds boring to be honest.
  • Me: Please!
  • Jay: Fine, just don't expect me to like it.
  • Sometime later~
  • Jay: OMFG Alec is so adorable!
  • Jay: Hmm I don't like this Jace dude
  • Jay: Clary, no. Just no.
  • Jay: Izzy needs some more clothes
  • Jay: aww, poor Simon.
  • Jay: Raphael is awesome!
  • Jay: Aww! Malec, Malec!
  • Jay: Clary! Why you be mean to Simon.
  • Jay: I really hate Jace
  • Jay: No, you know what? That is too much clothes Izzy! Off with it.
  • Jay: Why is Magnus and Alec so good!
  • Jay: C'mon Clary, you have a stake in your hand, use it to kill Jace!
  • Jay: C'mom Simon you're a vampire now, kill Jace!
  • Jay: God dammit somebody kill Jace!
  • Jay: ALEC LIGHTWOOD DON'T you dare propose to Lydia!
  • Some more time later.
  • Jay: I need the books.
  • Me: So you liked it
  • Jay: Fuck no. I'm only reading it for the Malec.
  • [these are all direct quotes too]