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dating advice: the “captain america” rule

Context: I grew up in a family of nerds, and superheroes were always a really big part of my childhood. Captain America was a favorite, and he kind of became my family’s standard for good behavior and just generally being a Nice Person. (If one of the kids started a fight they’d get hit with, “What would Captain America think of how you’re acting?”, stuff like that.)

So when I got to high school and started dating, my mom told me something that sounds funny but in retrospect actually turned out to be really good advice:

“Date someone who treats you the way Captain America would. Never settle for less.” 

And this has actually helped me so much in my dating life, through high school and into my adult years, because even if it’s a little silly, it’s been really helpful to have that standard in the back of my mind when I’m first going into a relationship. 

Would Captain America ignore my calls? Would Captain America forget my birthday? Would Captain America get mad at me for cancelling a date because a family emergency came up? If the answer is no, then I know that the person I’m currently dating does not meet my standards, and that I need to break things off before they get too serious.

And your standard absolutely does not have to be Captain America, specifically. It can be any person, male or female, real or fictional, who is known for being respectful and considerate. It can even be an imaginary “soulmate” that you make up yourself. The point is to have a specific idea of how you expect to be treated by your romantic partners, and to refuse to compromise or settle for less. (Just make sure you’re holding yourself to the same standards – you can’t expect to date superheroes if you’re going to treat your partners the way a supervillain would.) This is a really good way to keep yourself from falling into bad relationships where you aren’t treated with the respect and care you deserve.

TL;DR: You deserve to date people who are respectful and considerate of you. You deserve a Captain America. Don’t settle for less. 

‘Things Can Only Get Better’ Comic Master Post

So a lot of you have been looking for the beginning parts of my frostiron comic. [ Which, by the way, actually does have a name. Ohoho! ]

[From now on, you can find this post and updates under: #Things Can Only Get Better tag.]

It’s a little mixed up between asks and comic pages, so my apologies for the mess. Also, I should really re-draw some of these. Ugh. 

Note: If you want to skip ahead, things really start to pull together around the wedding. Which is marked on the list.

Here are the links in order from oldest to most recent:

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International Fanworks Day!

((otherwise known as Jacob Cleans out his Archive Of Our Own History))

I’m going to put together a nice long rec post of all my favorite fanfictions, seperated by fandom ofc. This is all I’ve read and approved of since getting my A03 account. 

trust me, fam, there’s some hairy stuff out there. I’ve read somethings. 

Dragon Age: All Media Types

Within Their Hearts Shall You Surrender - Half political drama, half thriller. Dorian returns to an ailing Tevinter, reluctantly with his amatus in tow. Each gets sucked into the forces at play as they strive for justice in Minrathous. Lengthy and beautiful. A true star. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: gore, murder. Spoilers: For some main story line

Prayer To Consequence - Very romantic and very sad.I can’t say much without spoiling it.  
Ships: Solavellan, Cullen/Inquisitor TW: gore, childbirth, death Spoilers: Trespasser and the end of main story line

Of Noblemen And Wildmen - A cute (sometimes) modern!AU series following the every lovely Dorian and Lavellan. There fluff, there’s puns, there’s approved smut. Fun for the whole fandom. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: smut Spoilers: None

Diverged In A Yellow Wood - An incredibly well thought out fanwork. Dorian gets married in a last ditch effort to please his family, before running off and joining the inquisition. He never counted on falling in love, not here. Highly recommend, such good dialouge and characters. Amazing. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: Blood magic, smut (I think), homophobia Spoilers: Main story line

My Dear Inquisitor - A 14 part series that tells of Ferron Lavellan and how he navigates being the inquisitor. 
ships: Pavellan TW: Smut, drowning, anxiety Spoilers: Main Story Line

Don’t Go - Okay so basically Lavellan is nuts but it’s totally chill cause I would be too staring down an ancient god. It’s also a very haunting piece when I’m not brushing it aside with jokes.
ships: Pavellan TW: Blood, depression spoilers: none 

Snake Charmer - Just straight Pavellan story, detailing the slow burn of their relationship, in many interesting vingettes. 
ships: Pavellan TW: Probably smut Spoilers: No

“Ma’venhan” “Yes, Amatus?” - A lovely series of interrelated pavellan fics. A bunch of adorable and tugging of heart strings. 
ships: Pavellan Tw: smut Spoilers: none

Whispers - The true star here, one of the only fics in the Krem Aclassi tag that actually has him as a legit character. On top of that super sappy sweet, but not too much in dialouge. More like thought life. Note to self: need more Krem Aclassi fanfic
ships: None Spoilers: None

Shadows Lingering Close Behind - Part of a series that doesn’t need to be read, but may vastly improve your expereince. Lavellan is captured by venatori and part of his backstory is revealed. Action Packed!!
ships: Pavellan TW: slavery, blood, rape mention Spoilers: None

The Lift Away - A fic thats part of a larger series, !!!!spoilers!!! with Dorian returning to Tevinter Lavellan attempts a long distance relationship. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: smut? Spoilers: None 

Harellan - A really cool one shot that actually talks about the repercussions of what an inter-race relationship is like for our Lavellan. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: Blood, slight homophobia

Charger’s Fitness - Interesting modern AU, highly suggest it. The imagery in this fic is really engaging. Lavellan teaches at a fitness club that specailizes in teaching abuse victims self defense. Dorian is a lonely doctor who caught him in a glance and has been smitten ever since. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: Abuse mention

Oracle and A Conclusion - Dorian is leaning too heavily on drink and Lavellan is only trying to help him. Of course the altus can’t see this. It’s a really cool idea and a refreshing take on it. Angsty
Ships: Pavellan TW: Alcoholism

What’s Left - a snapshot from a larger, unwritten story. Concerned for Dorian’s safety after he goes to seek out his father Lavellan sends Alexius to bring him back. It quickly dissolves into a battle for the death and Dorian can only watch as it’s all blown to hell. 
Ships: Pavellan, but it can be read as none really TW: None

Scars(and Subsequent Misunderstandings) - the obligatory soul mark fic that just might break your heart a little. In Tevinter they burn off soul marks to preserve their culture of show breeding and now Dorian is left with a empty spot where he wishes the Inquisitors voice would be. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: Scars

Of Peacocks And Wolves - Literally the best dragon age fanfiction I’ve ever read. Falon’dir, the first of his clan, has been a slave in Tevinter for years, and yet remains unbroken by any master. He is a tempest in physical form. So of course Dorian’s little sister begs her father to “save him” and somehow that becomes construed as “Let’s get Dorian a bed slave who’ll likely kill him in a fortnight”. Joking aside it is a time. I talk about this story constantly. 
Ships: Pavellan TW: Slavery, rape, depictions of violence

Vampire Academy By Richelle Mead 

Temper Me In Fire - A strange concept. Dhamphirs are enslaved by the Moroi, of which Rose is one before being sprung from the bonds of slavery by Victor Dashkov, being the only witness to a dark meeting she doesn’t fully understand. So good, and so rewarding. The character development got me drooling. 
Ships: Dimitri/Rose Spoilers: some instances from plot but typically avoids it TW: Rape, blood, body horror

Flirting With Whiskey - Rose and a bottle of Jack, what could possibly go wrong?
Ships: Romitri TW: Alcohol 

To Quiet Nights - A fluff series about the rare moments Rose and Dimitri have some peace 
Ships: Romitri TW: None

The Fosters - TV Show

Forgive Me This Weakness - Brandon and Callie wake up the morning after and are not sure where to go. They only know their love and their fear. 
ships: Brallie TW: NSFW 

Perfect Company - Callie helps Brandon with nightmares, lots of fluff and hurt/comfort stuff. 
Ships: Brallie TW: None

In The Flesh - TV Show

Fix The Sky A Little - Disabled Character fic. After his service in afghanistan Rick is left without his hearing. He spirals into a depression and thinks he might not have anyone to turn too. 
Ships: Kieren Walker/Rick Macy

Broken Masks - Kind of a must read. Kieren and Simon rushing about. In honesty I’ve forgotten the plot except that it was amazing. 
Ships: Siren TW: addiction

It’s Only Life - This is going to sound silly, but this fanfiction actually saved my life. I was in a really bad place the first time I watched in the flesh. And the second. and the third. But like seriously there’s a paragraph in the first chapter that’s just beautiful. Basically Kieren tries to kill himself but just can’t go through with it, so he leaves town to pull his life back together and of course he barrels right into Simon’s life like a ball of fire. 
Ships: Siren TW: Suicide mention, addiction 

Of The Faithless - So as far as I understand they are a living family going through the rising and Simon is there to completely shred Kieren’s heart and mine. Highly suggest this. 
ships: Siren TW: Gore 

Music To Kill Yourself To - If you’ve ever listened to Keaton Henson you 100% understand this title. It’s like a lyric fic, but less early 2000′s and more I’m going to listen to the soundtrack four million times as Kieren opens up about what happened that fateful night. 
Ships: Siren TW: Suicide mention

To Fight His Corner - In which Sue Walker finally gets her due as the best mom ever. 
Ships: none really TW: none

Four Darks In Red - Kieren’s last few hours of life. 
Ships: none TW: Suicide, self harm

Thank God For The Trees - Simon is an arborpathologist and Kieren is just trying to restart. Starts off a little slow but honestly this had me bawling tbh. 
Ships: Siren TW: None 

Sherlock - BBC

The Syntax Of Things - A really well written subtle translock fic
Ships: Johnlock

My other sherlock rec post can be found here 

My fanfictions can all be found here

The Castlevania series, summarized in one sentence each
  • Castlevania: Go kill Dracula.
  • Simon's Quest: ["Pick up the pieces" by Average White Band begins playing]
  • Vampire Killer: Go kill Dracula's portrait painting.
  • Haunted Castle: Go kill Dracula because god dammit I just got married and it's a good thing I had this leather kilt and chain whip under my tuxedo.
  • The Castlevania Adventure: Go kill Dracula while wearing soggy boots.
  • Castlevania III: Invoke the power of friendship, but not more than once at a time.
  • Super Castlevania IV: Guess what? Dracula still needs killin', so get to it, buster! And don't spend too much time playing with the whip because you're on the clock. Chop chop!
  • Belmont's Revenge: Go kill Dracula and probably also your son because vampire hunter parenting is hard.
  • Rondo of Blood: Go kill Dracula as a 13-year-old girl, with doves and a cat, then tell him how disappointed you are and how big a meanie he is.
  • Dracula XX: It's way harder and you can't be a 13-year-old girl and throw cats at Dracula anymore but some people still like it, for....some reason?
  • Bloodlines: Go kill Bram Stoker's Dracula because there obviously can't have been more than one version of the story and they must all be connected, _riiiiiiight_?
  • Symphony of the Night: Who's the black magic priest that's a rez-machine to all the vamps? SHAFT! (You're damn right.)
  • Legends: Go kill Dracula and then have a baby with his son, so that baby can grow up to also kill Dracula (until you get written out of the timeline).
  • Castlevania 64: You're a Belmont except you're not, but you still act like a Belmont except when you don't, and also a little girl can go kill Dracula if you really want.
  • Legacy of Darkness: Aaaoooooo, Werewolves of London.
  • Chronicles: Go kill Dracula, now with leather fetish gear and rockin' red-pink hairdo.
  • Circle of the Moon: _Waaaahhhh_ I wanted the whip but you got it instead, not that it matters because Igarashi pretends none of this ever happened.
  • Harmony of Dissonance: We really, really just wanted to make Simon's Quest and Symphony of the Night again, and Igarashi has this weird thing about furniture.
  • Aria of Sorrow: YOUR SOUL IS MINE. [Mortal Kombat theme begins playing]
  • Lament of Innocence: So it turns out that generations of Belmonts have all essentially been wielding this one guy's dead wife for a thousand years or so, and nobody thought to question this until now? (also NATHAN SPENCER IS A BELMONT HEADCANON CONFIRMED)
  • Dawn of Sorrow: I'm Dracula! No, *I'm* Dracula! No, *neither* of you are Dracula now get in the car or nobody gets any ice cream!
  • Curse of Darkness: Y'know how Dracula has a huge army at his disposal? Go play as the guy that made those armies except he's not a bad guy anymore because reasons. Also more leather fetish stuff, because I guess someone enjoyed it the last couple times?
  • Order of Shadows: An obscure relative of the Belmont Clan goes and does the usual Belmont thing because for some reason people wanted to kill Dracula on a Java phone.
  • Portrait of Ruin: Go kill this other guy that isn't Dracula while a know-it-all schoolgirl tags along and slaps people with encyclopedias and sometimes turns you into a frog.
  • Portrait of Ruin alternative joke: Go kill not-Dracula and his not-daughters with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
  • Dracula X Chronicles: We finally get the good Dracula X in English, except you have to play through a weird remake of it to unlock the good stuff.
  • Order of Ecclesia: Go kill Dracula by resurrecting Dracula with the thing that's supposed to kill Dracula, then using the thing that's supposed to resurrect Dracula to kill yourself in order to kill Dracula, then your best friend who's been trying to kill you the whole time takes the bullet because he secretly just wants to see you smile for him.
  • Judgment: Our timelines are completely fucked up, so let's fuck them up even more by having the personification of time summon a bunch of random Belmonts and make them fight each other.
  • Adventure Rebirth: We're so sorry that the Game Boy one sucked so much, so here's an apology...about 19 years later.
  • Castlevania Puzzle: People really wanted Symphony of the Night on phones, so we took Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo and threw Alucard into it because iPhone users won't care.
  • Harmony of Despair: Left 4 Dead is really popular guys, and people really want a high-def Castlevania game, so let's take the DS games, throw co-op into them, and let the player zoom out to see the whole castle at once because that's not totally unplayable or anything.
  • Lords of Shadow: God of Whip: Chains of Belmont.
  • Lords of Shadow alt joke: What a horrible night to have a quick-time event.
  • Lords of Shadow alt-alt joke: A glorious waste of Sir Patrick Stewart, and oops I guess you're actually Dracula.
  • Mirror of Fate: People really wanted another classic-style Castlevania so we said "to hell with them" and made the one nobody liked into a 2D game like nobody could tell the difference.
  • Lords of Shadow 2: Castlevania and Metal Gear had a baby and this is exactly why inbreeding is illegal in most states.
  • Resurrection: We really wish Sonya Belmont was canon, guys. Also another Belmont with a gun.
  • Kid Dracula: Go kill Dracula. Oh wait, YOU'RE Dracula. Go kill Galamoth.
  • Wai Wai World: A superhero, a scantily clad robot girl, a samurai, a pipe-wielding ninja bandit, a Moai head, King Kong, and Mikey from The Goonies join Simon Belmont to go kill...uh...something?
  • Wai Wai World 2: Simon Belmont joins a machine-gun-wielding mercenary and a baby (among others) to go kill more shit.
Peter Maximoff head canons

These are my head canons for Peter Maximoff from X-men, if you don’t agree with them thats okay everyone has there own, just please don’t shout at me;;

Also feel free to use these in fics or head canon posts too if you believe/ like them!! I have no problem with that these are just my thought! If you do use these could you tag me, not because I’m mean i just love to see what people create about Peter! I may also do some For Warren too?


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anonymous asked:

talk more about sal

✿ buckle up buttercup bc here it comes ✿

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ok, so as you all know Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano is this beautiful man

he looks so happy here! i love him with every inch of my gay ass heart  ♡

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Sal’s birthday is November 6th and shall henceforth be known as a national holiday; all schools, banks, churches, and offices with be closed on this day every year.

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Sal has a podcast with Brian “Q” Quinn called ‘What Say You?’ where they just idk talk abt stuff its really great tho they tell really funny stories like the time Sal’s manager at a pizza place was getting married and getting rid of his porn stash which back in the day porn was on vhs tapes. also his manager had gotten all his friends stashes so sal ended up with a box with like 60 porn videos, each one having 8 hours of porn worth $40 each (so totaling $2,000+) and sal ended up being a Porn Library for his friends

of course like any Ja’Thirsty (my coined term for sal fans) i love when he falls

this one is my favorite!

he just falls directly down its great ♡

have you ever heard the story of him holding a pair of pants hostage for a ransom of a jar of peanut butter? no? ok well here it is its hilarious

i relate to him on a spiritual level

we’re actually really similar its #spooky like

he has flat feet, i have flat feet
he’s part cuban, im part cuban
he wears glasses, i wear glasses

clearly those are the only criteria u need to be either the exact same person or soulmates so idk

Sal has this green hoodie and wears it a lot so i bought the same hoodie so we’d match (its looks better on him than me tbh because fucking look at him) this shade of green looks really good on him tho jussayin

(sorry for the quality this is the only good pic i could find of him wearing it without having to screenshot a video)

also have you heard him sing? i listen to this on a loop every night before bed tbh  😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

 the tag i use frequently for sal (but not for every post) is ‘my thick boy’ which is a reference to this monster factory video; a thick boy is described as a boy that you cant knock over with a pail of water. i have also compared the rest of the tenderloins to other monster factory boy types.

also while looking up stuff for this post i found out he was in a front bottoms music video 

hes so cute hes havin a good time also this video is kinda hilarious. sal with silly string is my aesthetic

and of course i dont even have to get into double dutching but heres the transparent gif i made

and now a big dump of gifs bc why not

tl;dr sal vulcano is so very important to me and im p sure he saved my life just by being alive at the same time in the same timeline on the same astral plane in the same universe as me and i think thats amazing 

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Rant/pep talk. If you dont agree just ignore this. Dont take me srsly either lol

Just few words of encouragement for you aspiring/amateur/hobby artists. If you dont call yourself an artist and consider yourself more of a “person who draws/writes” thats fine too but remember that being an artist is not only a job title, or something you do pretty often. You just are okay. Everybody can be an artist!!! Kindergarteners are artists!! YOUR PLANT IS ART

Anyways where i was going with this. Ah right. This is just coming from the heart ok and I’m gonna be blunt about it. If you think that the notes on your art posts reflect how good you are THATS BULLSHIT. And i will admit it ok but i feel salty about some posts of mine which didnt take much effort gaining more popularity than the ones i spent lit DAYS. (I feel salty about other ppl too lol I’m human let me be) so I’m like WTF Tumblr ppl? so anyways one of the reasons why i think (personal opinion coming from personal experience dont hate me for this) its bc of how a fandom works. A lot of fanart get more popular than original work so lets face it. Its more of a crowd interested in the same topic than individuals looking for original stories. And its also one of the reasons why i stayed as a fanartist or created original stories but with ALREADY existing characters. Ya i need to make friends somehow lmao

Many drawings will get to 10k+ and it’s sometimes due (but absolutely NOT the only reason) to it being cute and simple, a relatable comic, A POPULAR SHIP, a trending style, or a good ass headcanon that will break many hearts. BUT they face cons too like having their art reposted shit ton of times or badly edited and resized in a horrible way or just ppl hating on them bc they dont agree. I feel for you. And its not like they intended to be that way ok MY POINT is to talk about how a fandom behaves and not shit on artists OK I LOVE ARTISTS THEY ARE ALL COOL BUT I FEEL INTIMIDATED. Ok bye

(Not like I’m saying they dont deserve all that bc there are actually ppl w super cool stuff and styles that deserve so much more and they EARNED it. every single one of heir followers and note. They worked their ass off, studied, practiced everyday, been doing it for years, etc.. I started drawing since i was a kid and just practiced hard a lot so i get to defend myself lol)

And some people (me included) think that a drawing reaching over 1k notes is a milestone. I mean it is!!!! My shit got seen by prob over 500 ppl in the whole world holy shit!!! My mom would never believe this!! but dont get hung on trying to reach a notes count quota!!! Because many reasons THAT YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER play a role on how your posts are being reached. Either someone is followed by a popular blog and their stuff gets spread like wildfire, it’s /aesthetic/ and trendy so they are a hot topic, it’s released p fast after some ep aired (ie drawing what happened in the ep that just broadcasted 10 min) its like fresh bread just out of the oven and still warm. The amount of hashtags used since they contribute to how searchable your stuff is. And then the elephant in the room. THE FANDOM ITSELF. Yes I’m talking about gay sports anime. And others ahem.

AGAIN I’m not blaming the artists themselves, you are all cool keep doing your thing. Its their choice what they decide to draw for. If you suspect some of us decided to draw a fandom just to be popular or be noticed or wtv LET US BE. ITS OUR LIFE. If we are not hurting or offending you then you really dont have anything to complain about. Ahem I’m getting myself dragged off topic. Try to not be sleep deprived my children this is what happens.

BUT YOOOUUUUUUU. If you are discouraged bc of notes, popularity, or the type of ppl following you (if its p*rn blogs then I’m rly concerned) STOP!!! AND LOOK AT ME!! WELL JUST KEEP READING!!! YOU ARE VALUABLE. EVERYTHING YOU PRODUCE IS AMAZING BC BEING ABLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM YOUR IMAGINATION IS LIKE TOTALLY AMAZING. DO NOT TAKE FOR GRANTED YOUR ENTHUSIASM OR ABILITY TO DO SOMETHING!!!! When I’m a rotten old tomato i will be HELLA PROUD of all the shit i drew in my blossoming years. Like “look at all the sad and horrible drawings i did kids. YES ALL BY ME. Nobody believed this headcanon but i went and did it!!!”

Nobody or nothing should stop you from creating art!!!! GO WILD MY FRIEND. Go do what your heart desires do not let NUMBERS decide if you are worthy of exposure or friends or tags we are all big nerds at the end. DRAW WRITE CREATE WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD. IF YOU DONT THINK YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH well let me tell you you will always be your harshest judge. You are the only who knew what went through the process and what mistakes happened. And nobody is perfect tbh not everybody can be beyonce. And THAT IS FINE. I go to sleep knowing I’m not her but i still get up and do my thing!!!

It’s a pill hard to swallow sometimes for some of us. That we want to know where we lie, how popular can we be, how many ppl can we attract, why are we not like others. It’s ALL FINE BUDDY. I sometimes cant ignore it and worry about it too. But then i show my friends the smallest of my crappy doodles from middle school AND THEY ALL THINK ITS AMAZING. Well not all. Again we are all not beyonce. So whatever the internet says irl could be a diff story. But how did that compliment happened?? (i like praise and attention ok i said it it helps my self steem dont judge) BECAUSE YOU CREATED SOMETHING

Ok this is my pep talk to you all. Be proud of what you create. Share it w others if you want. Just start. That’s the biggest hurdle sometimes. Taking the initiative. Sometimes we just need a small push so I’m writing this to push you. Imagine what you could create some years later if you just dont give a shit and improve w every creation you make??? AMAZING RIGHT MY MOM WOULD BE PROUD she will judge tho she calls all my drawings pikachu

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Happy 8 million subs! Since this is my fifth milestone celebration thingy, I don’t feel like repeating myself once again. 

So have a thing

Welcome to the fandom new Markiplites, here are some rules to follow: 

Be nice to other fans, especially the ones who have been here longer than you, feel free to draw fanart and write fanfics but if you post to the main tag keep it PG-13 (Mark’s rule not mine), ignore the anon hate and don’t believe a word of what they say (you’re worth more than that), we’re here to support and love each other and you can talk to any of us whenever you need or want to, there are tons of feels involved with this fandom (mostly the ‘Mark why?’ feels), charity livestreams are about once a month, respect his friends. They’re his friends. Not yours. So don’t speak to them like he speaks to them. (the ‘rude’ stuff and jokes that they make) It’s disrespectful and rude. (it’s been a problem in the past), Mark’s private life is not our business so stay out of it. What he does off camera (excluding all youtube videos, instagram posts, twitter posts, tumblr posts, and facebook posts, and occasional vines) is not our business. Don’t be in that 10% and make us all look bad. Also, just about everyone has a crush on Mark. So dont be creepy and weird and block-worthy by claiming him as yours. He’s not anybodys. You’re gonna get hate. We will ban together and it wont be happy fun times for you. Don’t send any type of hate. To anyone. Ever. You don’t know who they are or what they’re dealing with or if they’ll actually listen to you. 

Remember, Mark is a free spirit and does whatever the fuck he wants… And he’s an adult *cough* child and can do whatever he wants, even put himself through pain of some sort for our enjoyment/laughter… testing his limits?.. something.. but all that does is cause angst (the, uh, 'mark why?’ feels i was talking about). And whatever he does, he’s researched it a lot so its better to just trust that he knows he’ll be okay. (those impossible lets plays tho) (is he still gonna do the labor pain thing? Cuz…). 

And most importantly. Mark sees all. 

He’s almost always lurking in the tag. Unless we know that he’s off adventuring somewhere. It’s best to just assume he’s on. 

If it’s in the Markiplier tag, he’s gonna see it. Tumblr mobile searches all posts with the searched term on it, so even if the post isn’t tagged but his youtube name is somewhere on the post, it can come up. So use ‘mark’ if you dont want it to show up in a search but you want your followers to know who you’re talking about. 

It never fails, but every time Mark does something 

Originally posted by laughingtillweredead

and I wish I was exaggerating. And I’m sure he’s aware it happens so he continues to do things. Like get a hair cut and breathe and take off his glasses on camera and, you know. Things people do. His hair has its own fandom and every time he gets a haircut, there’s always someone freaking out. And its difficult to draw, apparently. I’m a writer, not an artist 

It’s best to not take everything so seriously, it’s more than likely to be a joke. Vlogs have the least amount of joking, he’s always super genuine and truthful about what he’s talking about and is always thankful for us supporting him and then he chokes up or starts getting super emotional and everyone else starts crying. That’s a pretty standard vlog. I personally don’t think he’ll ever be able to show us or tell us the full extent of how grateful and thankful he is for us and everything we’ve done as a community so he’ll keep saying it forever and all of eternity

Is this point #7? idk. His channel is supposed to be family friendly (it was when i joined, over a year ago) but its, in all honesty, not very much anymore. dick jokes everywhere. innuendos everywhere. It’s not a problem since he hasnt gone overboard with it. if you find that you dont like it, his earlier videos are there, but leaving isn’t going to offend us. 

The upper body muscles are relatively new, like, in the last six months. 

Milestones are about two months apart now. 

Don’t talk about bread. don’t ask about the I Am Bread game and don’t go watch Jacksepticeye’s complete(ish) playthrough of the game. We don’t speak of it. 

He’s either back on schedule or really close to being back on schedule with his 8AM and Noon PST upload times.

um. thats a good… breakdown… of what’s here..  

Everyone tries all the time to get Mark’s attention so don’t feel bad if he doesn’t see your post, art, fanfiction, or creativity contributed to the fandom. Just keep working on the thing, the other Markiplites will be just as supportive. 

Okay. I’ll stop now. This post got super long.. 

~Galactica 

Lizzie Decides to Tweet

I have a headcanon for how it came about that Lizzie started tweeting today.

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Charlotte glanced at her phone as it buzzed. Text from Lizzie. She was tied up at the moment on a conference call with Mr Collins and Catherine de Bourgh, trying to put out the latest unnecessary fire. And then her phone buzzed again. And again. Sometimes Charlotte wished her friend would consolidate her text messages just to a single one. But finally, just before noon, the meeting ended, the fire put out. And she checked her phone.

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The Transcript of 'The "Boyfriend" Tag'
I am dying what the hell have you guys seen the transcript of the Troyler vid? I am crying I had no idea automatic captions were so bad. Read if you want a laugh. 0:00 well everyone my name is Tyler Oakley and I am here 0:04 where choices know what address Obama I all have been demanding that we have 0:10 another video together

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