i really liked this show :b

Riverdale

Clifford Blossom killed Jason and Cheryl fucking knows it. 

“Archie I think you’re boyfriend material” - What has Archie EVER done besides give you a solid sports metaphor to make you think that? Receipts please

Kids In America????????? Like, really??? Don’t even do that to me again, writers. 

Every cast member, producer, writer, etc that pleaded “This show is different, this show is all about B&V’s friendship and how they are soulmates” is a dirty liar because this show could not be more the opposite of that statement. And just because they’re not fighting over Archie, doesn’t mean they’re good friends to one another. 

If Kevin’s the killer and they demonize the one gay character who already doesn’t get enough development than I am officially done forever with this program. 

I wonder if Josie will ever get a storyline. Or even some dialogue. 

Everyone’s talking about how crazy the Coopers are but the Blossoms are literally 100x more batshit like THEY DRUGGED A PREGNANT TEENAGER 

Cliff should really learn about this new thing called hair dye….ya creepy creep creep

EDIT: Important to note. For all those who want to know what romanticizing suicide truly looks like, you should watch this episode, where a joke is made about Archies music making people want to “slit their wrists”…”in a GOOD way”….an “AMAZING way”. Shame on ya, Riverdale writers shame on ya 

anonymous asked:

When Cole said the 'age-old triangle was going to resurfer', did he mean the b/a/v triangle or the parents triangle? Because honestly, the b/a/v would make no sense. It would also show character regression for Betty. And she is already falling for Jughead and so is he. So making her go back to liking Archie, especially after what he did to Jughead (which she hated) would be awful writing. Completely stupid.

he must have been talking about the BAV triangle. i’m not too familiar with the comics, but, as far as i know, there was never a love triangle between mary, fred, and hermione in the comics 

i don’t really know what to think about the triangle. we have so many conflicting comments. but it DEFINITELY wouldn’t make sense. at least not in season one. betty hasn’t shown any romantic feelings towards archie since the very very early episodes and since then has started falling in love with somebody else. to have her suddenly jerk back to her episode ½ mindset would be major character regression and make no sense. then there’s archie who has stated he’s never felt anything for betty and is currently smitten with veronica. it would be so random to suddenly resurrect the triangle in the finale. and it would have to be in the finale because episode 12 is supposed to feature betty fully supporting jughead and standing by his side 

i think moving forward with the BAV love triangle in any season would be a mistake, but it definitely doesn’t fit in season one. there’s been absolutely no development towards it. it would be completely out of nowhere 

anonymous asked:

i was mildly excited for yoi and then they made too many howl's moving castle aus and im just so tired of it, the other part of me is mad about the anime awards and mp100 and erased lost to that shit?? what the fuck honestly

yeah im ngl i watched the first two eps and like ok, cute, but then everyone and their moms on this site rubbed together their collective fandom brain cells and a. injected yoi into every fucking rehashed au possible and b. decided to rig a (fan run, i digress) voting poll, like that shit was what broke the straw for me re: yoi because mp100 has some of the most incredible animation ever yet it lost to Ass and Lip Gloss On Ice which has a whole twitter dedicated to SHITTY ANIMATION screencaps and also it REALLY shows a hivemind mentality doesnt it? HMMMM, im flipping off my pc just remembering that and c. make meta based on how omg… yuris face smiles…. but his heart doesnt…. ): (i legit saw this yesterday and i felt my soul ascend… is it 2006 rp)

anonymous asked:

(1/2) mackenzie, as someone who's met and talked to frank multiple times do you have any advice abt how to actually talk to him and not just like freeze? I met him when I went to a fiatp show a few months ago but I was pretty overwhelmed + just kind of said hi and took a picture with him. i'm a pretty awkward person when taking to people in general so i don't really know what to say/how to have a conversation with him without making it awkward? sorry this is long I was just wondering if you had

(2/2) experienced anything similar b/c you’ve met frank a few times and you always mention stuff you’ve talked about so I thought maybe you’d be the person to ask about how to have a conversation with him. thanks

can i preface this by dsaying im drunk sorry im not like WASTED but ive been drinking so i apologize

and anyway basically until i met him the 5th time i had a lot of anxiety about it and forgot everything i wanted to say to him basically. somehow once this trip happened i like have desensitized myself to being around him and i don’t really feel nearly as nervous anymore, liek this time around i’ve been excited to get my chance to talk with him instead of making other peopel go ahead of me. but i really think it just takes time. when you’re someone like me who has spent the ladt 10 years talking about him on the internet and idolizing him basicallh, it’s hard to like at first act like you’re just talking to anyone else.

and like even in february i was an idiot i was like ‘uhhhhh can you sign my wrist band also dear percocet makes me wanna get punched in the face bye’ literally. 

i know what yo mwan about being awkward, i totally am too. but just go into it with the realization that hes a real person living a real life who is  affected by real things and just treat him like another human being, he’s not like on another level just cause he’s frank..you know?

and like having a conversation with him…that’s only happened twice for me. the first time was after death spells in ny when our whole friend group like waited to be the last people to talk to him so we coudl take squad pics and tlak to him as a group without being anoying as fuck and we got a good 10 minutes at least of just like chatting with him and ti was very chill and great and so like 1) talking to him with friends takes the pressure off a lot. and the second time, last weekend, i was also near the end of the line and it was like all the people frank knows that goes to lots of shows basically so he didn’t feel like he had to rush us cause he knows we’re chill i guess..cause he went through the rest of the line super fast then took like a bunch of time with each of us. and somehow it was just suddenly easy for me to talk with him? and maybe it was because he like started the conversation by showing that he recognized me idk.

THIS IS SO DUMB IM DRUNK IM SORRY i m not answering your q bu tbasically i think it’s more of a thing of like either havinh friends to like make it seem liek its not all the attention is focused on you OR just like it comes iwth time and meeting him  few times before you feel comfortble. i ws nervous every time and suddenyl now i’m not so i think it’s just like a process i guess. but realizing that hes just a regular dude who makes music that you happen to love might be helpful.

tagged by the cutest @guksuu !!!! (thanks pal)

a. always post the rules. answer the questions then write 11 new ones.

b. tag 11 ppl and link them to the post. tell the person who tagged you that you’ve answered their questions.

1) favorite award show performance of 2016?\

i feel like im betraying my bangtan boys but exo at mama 2016 was doooooope esp baek’s makeup #dead

2) favorite reality group show?

idk i dont really watch that many but running man used to be funny and i liked roommate when jackson was on it

3) how many groups do you stan?

im gonna try and list them (bts, got7, bap, exo, 2ne1, blackpink, nct, akmu, bigbang, highlight, svt, girls generation, 2pm) theres probably more and i casually listen to alot and some of those guys dont make music anymore :(

4) favorite era of your top three groups?

bts: hyyh 2, but also the present :D

got7: fly era was cute 

i cant choose a third wtf;

5) an underrated song of any of your favs that you like?

melted by akmu

6) who would make a really good sub-unit from your ult group?

jimin and jin; i just like seeing them together i have no reasoning

7) favorite meme of your ult?

u got no jams—; i have every single version of jungshook saved on my phone

8) favorite rookie girl group?

pristin is so cute but idk if theyre still rookie

9) favorite rookie boy group?

i just started listening to varsity and they cute

10) longest stan of which group?

bigbang since 2011 but groups ive been following since debut are bts and got7

11) who would you like to see acting and why?

v!  i know he acts but i havent seen him

1) favorite mv from ur top 3 groups

2) ultimate bias?

3) favorite soloist?

4) fav rapper?

5) fav look on ur ultimate bias?

6) 2 people from different groups you would like to see collab

7) fave dance practice from your ult group

8) favorite concept for your ult group

9) last song you listened to?

10) fav song from your top 3 groups?

11) fav collab?

i know i should tag 11 ppl but i suck

@otteryj   @thehouseofkpop  @hoseokloved  @chanyeolandthebananas @got7arrived  @mvpgyu  

anonymous asked:

I'm laughin so hard rn b/c all I can imagine now is Lance showing that presentation to his class and Pidge raises their hand and asks "Do you even know what you're doing?" And Lance just backs up towards the door like "Yeah, yeah of course I do." And makes a run for it after saying "CLASS DISMISSED!"

Pidge prob tells on him to Allura eveNTUALLY:

“three absences and that’s it, folks…..but there IS an exception, and it’s the only one I’ll accept” 

“….what is it” 

“if ur running late, then u gotta Naruto-run late.” 

(lance just really misses vines ok)

  • Person B: Quick! I need you to act like you're in love with me!
  • Person A: What?
  • Person B: I just saw this asshole from work, that still doesn't believe I'm in a relationship, coming this way, so... act like you're madly in love with me!
  • Person A: ... but I AM madly in love with you, though I'm starting to reconsider it
  • Person B: *whining* But I need you to really show it! I know! Get on one knee and propose to me!
  • Person A: I literally just asked you to marry me last week
  • Person B: And? Do it again!
  • Person A: You're unbelievable
  • Person B: I know, so propose to me again before I ask someone else to do it

okay, i’m just putting this out here because it needs to be said and i’m sick of letting the bullshit train continue when i could help stop - or at least bring attention to - it. i have a friend who is diplegic and therefore uses a manual chair (her twin was also quadriplegic and in a motorized chair) and when we watch movies with wheelchairs in them, we like to critique the designs.

do you know why mcavoy couldn’t/can’t drive his motorized wheelchair? BECAUSE THE FUCKING WHEELS ARE ON THE WRONG WAY. HANK MCCOY, WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY A “GENIUS”, DESIGNED THE WHEELCHAIR SO THE BIG WHEELS ARE ON THE FRONT AND THE SMALL WHEELS ARE ON THE BACK.

LOOK!

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHY HE CAN’T DRIVE IT? THE SMALL WHEELS ARE AT THE FRONT BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALL AND THEREFORE ALLOW FOR LOTS OF FINE CONTROL, AND THE BIG WHEELS ARE AT THE BACK BECAUSE THEY OFFER POWER. WHEN THE BIG WHEELS ARE ON THE FRONT IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO CONTROL WHERE YOU ARE GOING. IT’S LIKE WHEN YOU WALK BACKWARDS ON A BIKE AND TRY TO STEER STILL WITH THE HANDLEBARS. I SAT BACKWARDS ON MY FRIEND’S MANUAL CHAIR AND TRIED TO WHEEL MYSELF. IT WAS LIKE COMPLETELY REWIRING MY MOTOR SKILLS EVERY SECOND I WAS MOVING. IT. IS. BULLSHIT. AND ALL OF CHARLES’ CHAIRS ARE LIKE THIS!!! HANK!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!

ALSO. Charles would have THE WORST backpain from that stiff-ass unnecessary fuckin metal backrest that goes all the way up. YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE’S BACKS GET UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN SITTING FOR HOURS ON A LONG PLANE OR CAR RIDE???? YOU KNOW THAT FEELING??? THAT FEELING IS THIS CHARLES’ LIFE, OKAY. HIS BACK HAS TO BE UNNATURALLY STRAIGHT ALL THE TIME. THIS CRITIQUE IS TAKEN FROM MY FRIEND’S EXPERIENCE BECAUSE SHE ALSO HAS A HARD BACK CHAIR AND HAS BEEN TOLD SHE’S GOING TO HAVE AWFUL BACK AND SHOULDER PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF IT. YET HARD BACKS ARE STANDARD AND SLING BACKS - LIKE THE ONE I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU IN A SECOND - ARE NOT! THIS IS BECAUSE THE WHEELCHAIR-GETTING SYSTEM IS COMPLETELY BROKEN AND IT’S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD REALLY CARE ABOUT BUT IT IS A RANT FOR ANOTHER DAY). THE POINT IS, CHARLES’ BACK IS ONE HURTIN’ UNIT IN THIS CHAIR I GUARANTEE YOU. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T NEED IT FOR TRUNK CONTROL. HE HAS AMAZINGLY FREE RANGE OF MOVEMENT ABOVE HIS HIPS. THIS CHAIR IS  B U L L S H I T. HE CAN’T DRIVE, HE CAN’T SIT UP IN A COMFORTABLE WAY. POOR BABY IS H U R T I N G  but right, Hank’s ~~a genius~~

In contrast, look at this chair!

Look at those tiny-ass wheels on the front! The user of this could spin ON A DIME. It’s Nice as Fuck. Look at that back. (Okay I’m not 1000% certain it’s a slingback) but it doesn’t go all the way up the user’s back! That’s some free-range-of-movement-let-your-spine-do-almost-anything-it-wants-shit right there. Since Charles pretty clearly has full use of his trunk in the movies, this would make much more sense. Also, Ann (friend) and I really don’t see why he would want an electric wheelchair when he clearly could have a manual one that allows for even more control. 

AND OKAY, all wheelchairs should be specific to their users. Some people need more back support. In Ann’s quadriplegic brother’s chair there was a neck brace and little wing things on the side that came out and clamped around his body. Some people’s foot rests need to go out like Charles’ does (whether or not he requires this is kind of foggy, espc. since the overall design is so. asinine.). Some need their footrests to be more in like the orange chair. Some people get tilted wheels, some people don’t. (Also the process for deciding this is bullshit - on government insurance they will only build your chair with the assumption that you will never leave your house and therefore it’s almost impossible to get ‘add ons’ like sling backs and tilted wheels and under-the-seat brakes WHICH SHOULD BE STANDARD, AGAIN, BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T HAVE THEM YOU COULD HAVE MORE MEDICAL ISSUES DOWN THE ROAD OMG THIS SYSTEM IS SO BROKEN). 

But I think we can ALL fucking agree that your wheels should go on the goddamn correct way so you can, you know, steer. And that maybe your chair should be designed more like a mobility assistance device than a fucking 1860′s gentleman’s club wingback for no goddamn earthly reason.

SHIT this stuff gets me riled up.

Person A is having a really tuff/exhausting/just generally bad day. Person B can tell just by looking at them, so when A is busy with their work/activity, B runs and gets A nice smelling things, fuzzy socks, and a milkshake. B shows up like “I know you’ve had a crappy day and it’s part of my duties to make sure you’re okay” and A just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” ((And maybe cries a little bit too))

Ya know what riverdale is REALLY good at?? Showing characters bonding and having great dynamic THEN PRETENDING LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED ?!!!??

Episode 1: Kev and Betty, best friends.
Every ep after that: barely interact

Episodes 1-3: B&V, forever forged.
Every ep after that: barely interact

Episode 5: Cheryl truly opening up to Veronica and Veronica comforting her.
Every ep after that: Cheryl And Veronica: Arch Enemies.
(Bonus: episode 9: “Archie, sometimes I think you’re the only good person left in riverdale” -says Cheryl, because apparently episode 5 never happened)

Resist 45

Last night we watched the interview of Laurence Fishburne on The Daily Show. He never said the name of the current President. He just kept saying 45.

I really like that.

I have this UPG that 45 is an evil magic user and every time his name is said it gives him power. He just strikes me as an abusive ass who lives, not just believes, lives that all press is good press. Like, he’s got bins somewhere that fill up when you say or type his name.

I can’t say it. It leaves a terrible unsettling feeling in me. Ian B and I have been struggling with ideas for resistance buttons at Portland Button Works. We dont want to use his image or his name so I really enjoyed Laurence Fishburne using 45.

45 is now. 45 is one in a series of Presidents. 45 is one in a series of numbers. There will be a 46. I am just going to say 45 from now on.

Resist 45.

🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

The funnest parts, to me at least, about being into Kpop while not(currently) speaking Korean, is looking up a song I really enjoy and finding out the lyrics and meaning the song was portraying. 
But one of the most interesting thing about Kpop, to me, is the ability to feel the emotions without even knowing what they’re saying. I can’t tell you how many times I end up crying over a song that is actually really up beat, then find out the lyrics were really saddening. So, here’s a list of my favorite songs(and some songs in general) that have insanely beautiful and/or meaningful lyrics. Enjoy.

2NE1- I AM THE BEST

Truly the ‘I am a boss ass bitch’ anthem in my mind. A a club-worthy beat, topped with lyrics screaming about self-worth and body confidence, 2NE1′s song is definitely one that makes you feel like a Queen, and damn ready to show the world your power.

I refuse to be compared
I’m telling you the truth
If we’re talking about my value
I’m a billion dollar baby

BLOCK B- TOY

Basically a 180 from 2NE1′s song, Toy touches on the feelings of being so low in your own thoughts and being nothing more than a toy for someone to play with until they’re bored of you, to be so consumed and desperate for love and affection, one doesn’t really care that it’s not truly love and affect their getting. 

When I’m no longer useful you would secretly throw me away
If only I can be remembered
Even just a little bit
Everything, I do it for you
I’m a toy, toy

TAEYEON- 11:11

(I believe, I read this once, but can’t find the article again)
The lyrics’ writer’s original meaning was towards her deceased father and wishing he was with her again, the song’s lyrics were altered a bit to fit into wishing for her former lover to be back again, and trying to overcome the breakup in a beautiful melody.

Everything finds its place and leaves
You took all of me and left
But like the two hands of the clock in my heart
I keep lingering in the same place

2NE1- I DON’T CARE | GO AWAY

Honestly 2NE1 are such a girl’s best friend when it comes to life. Both songs touch on being cheated on, and putting themselves first and not putting up with such an unforgivable act.

For that lipstick on your collar
I can’t ever forgive you
Every day, your phone’s always off
It doesn’t seem like you’re going to change oh oh

GOT7- JUST RIGHT

The first time I read the lyrics, it honestly made my heart flutter, it was so sweet. The lyrics are full of the positive message of loving oneself and not looking for flaws that don’t exist, or simply don’t matter and just because they’re there, doesn’t make us unattractive or ugly in the slightest.

No matter how much I take you apart
And look and look at you
I can’t find that part of yourself
That you think isn’t pretty

GAIN- FXXK U

Topped with a very explicit video, both MV and lyrics heavily express and talk about a frustrating relationship and unwanted sexual advances, something I found really enjoyable and brave for a song seeing as there’s so many songs that have such underlying assault lyrics that it concerns me.

Fxxk U, don’t want it now
I don’t wanna lay down next to you as if it’s natural
Fxxk U, you know, Fxxk U
I don’t wanna do it like this
This isn’t how I feel

EXO- SING FOR YOU

Theorized to be a goodbye song to past members, the ‘annual sad Christmas EXO song’ expresses fondness for an unseen/spoken for individual, singing words of love and adoration for someone long lost. 
Playing into the theory, the lyrics never indicate a significant other or female as most ‘love’ songs do, so I find myself agreeing with the song being a sad goodbye to memories made with the ex-exo members.

The way you cry, the way you smile
I wonder how much they mean to me
The words that I regretted when I looked back
I will apologize but just listen
I will sing for you, sing for you
Just act casually

NCT- BACK 2 U

Lyrics that portray their emotions and thoughts after a breakup, that seems to be built on material wants, the cash, the diamonds, the pearls you spend, it’s nice to see lyrics that recognize an unhealthy relationship and although feeling the emotions of this person clinging tightly and refusing to leave them be, they stand their own and refuse to fall back into the relationship.

I barely fell asleep late at night
The ringing sound wakes me up
But I turn around and close my eyes

LADIES’ CODE- I’LL SMILE EVEN IF IT HURTS

A beautiful tribute to RiSe and EunB, members of Ladies’ Code that were in a car accident and ultimately succumbed to their injuries, the song regardless of knowing the lyrics is full of such raw emotion from the mourning girls that you can’t help but cry either way. 

But I won’t cry, so you won’t feel bad
I’ll try living without you now
No matter how much it hurts, even if tears keep coming
I wanna smile, I wanna think of you and smile

BTS-SPRING DAY

I gotta be honest, I stopped watching BTS’ MVs because they make me crying instantly? I don’t know what that’s about…but never the less, lyrics of a relationship that has changed, the lose of a friend and longing for things to be remembered and erased.

Did you change?
Or did I change?
I hate even this moment that is passing
I guess we changed
I guess that’s how everything is

2NE1- UGLY

Though not as hard hitting in the upbeat live performance of said song, the lyrics punch you in the gut none the less. Spinning emotions of not being the idea beauty in the world of Kpop and South Korea, 2NE1′s song expresses one’s desires to be just like her, I wanna be pretty.

I think I’m ugly
And nobody wants to love me
Just like her I wanna be pretty
I wanna be pretty
Don’t lie to my face tellin’ me
I’m pretty

BIGBANG- LOSER

Lyrics that really punch you in the throat about how low people think of themselves, Loser spins an image of self-worth, or more or less the lack of confidence in yourself that I think everyone can relate to at some point or another.

Honestly, I’ve never fit in with the world
I was always alone
It’s been a long time since I’ve forgotten about love
I can’t listen to hopeful love songs anymore
You and me both
We’re just sad clowns, tamed, and scripted

  • TV writer: i can confirm this character has been involved with men and women but they are not gay or straight. they don't fit any labels
  • me: that is literally called a Bisexual™
Iconic Heathers The Musical Moments

• Thus ending her hangoverrrrrrr
• There’s been a lack of girls climbing in my bedroom window
• I was having my period
• HAHAHA…..haha…….haaaaaaaaaa…oH MY GOD!
• oh look, she was reading The Bell Jar GASP
• Man, how many networks did she run to?
• So……you avoided date rape…..by volunteering ME for date rape?
• coRN NUTS
• You’re making me sound like AIR SUPPLY
• oh my god, I just killed my best friend..
And your worst enemy
SAME DIFFERENCE
• Hellooooooooo, ssssssssslut
• I’m like oxygen, I’m everywhere
• I didn’t catch your name
I didn’t throw it
• I’m sorry, but I really had to wake you. I’ve decided I must ride you till I break you.
• Veronica? What are you doing in my room–?!
sh Sh SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
• Lick it up, baby. LICK. IT. UP.
• If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I’d have two matching halves
• WELL F*** ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW
• THERES NO ALCOHOL IN THIS! Are you trying to poison me?
• That was one heck of a fishing trip
• By the wayyyyyy………..You were my first
• Awe..Thanks, Heather. But I don’t really need to vomit right now.
• -The fight scene when he completely misses and JD just shrugs-
• That’s really sweet–OH SON OF A B****
• ..I don’t really like my friends
I don’t like your friends either
• VERONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• SHUT UP, HEATHER
sorry, Heather…….
• I love my dead gay son
• If you were happy everyday of your life you wouldn’t be human, you’d be a game show host.

I’d like to this point out (I haven’t seen anyone else do so yet) but I find it interesting that Rick’s memory of “where you were on 911” actually has him legitimately, visibly upset.

When it comes to 911, one would think Rick would be the type to:
a. Not care
b. Think they were asking for it
or c. Care but not really show it.

The fact that Rick is legit concerned for the wellbeing of people he most likely doesn’t know is very interesting to me. It really fleshed out a bit of his character we rarely see-his humanity.

Either that or this is a fake memory also. Take your pick.

alien emoji rating

I really like aliens so I’ll go ahead and rate my little boys

Apple:

He looks cute and kind of nice, this shows that aliens do come in piece, the gradient effect gives a 3 D  S P A C E  P I N B A L L feel which is a nice touch. 4/5. He’s really nice, someone give him live stock for his planet.

Goolge:

I’m not sure Google is aware of the popular conception of aliens, but maybe they know something we don’t???? The colors are flat, something that in most cases is not bad, but this time it is, he seeks intelligent life yet he looks as he has no life at all. 1/5.

Microsoft:

He’s conventionally attractive and happy for some reaon, I’d let him make patterns in my crops, the T H I C C lines are not the best idea but the glow in his eyes are perfect. Not the best desing choices but I can deal with it. 3/5.

Samsung:

Isn’t this the most visually pleasing gradient ever made by human kind? But not for this guy, he looks like he’s dying cuz can’t breath our oxygen, poor fellow, also his face looks strange, he might as well be Mr. Burns. 3/5. Looks really smug and I bet this kid thinks he’s the smartest guy in the class.

LG:

Straight out of the uncanny valley, the face you’d expect to see from a badly written creepypasta edited over an old photo that’s supposed to possess you, looks scary, creepy and offsetting but not in the nice way aliens are supposed to look. Please deport him to his planet. 0/5. Save your children from LG cellphones.

HTC:

Look at this guy, like LOOK at This gUY!! His cute smile, this lime boy looks so mischievous, probably on space Santa’s naughty children list. The lines, the colors and the E D G E S are so pleasing to the eyes. 5/5. I’d let this guy invade my planet any day and eradicate all sentient matter without hesitation.

Facebook:

He’s scary, creepy and offsetting in the nice way aliens are supposed to be, the soulless eyes and the grey color blend so nice together making him intimidating and also hypnotizing. 5/5. Please take me away with you and use me as a guinea pig for your nefastus plots. 

Messenger:

The colors looks like he’s from a flash animation and his face of utter disgust makes him unpleasant, I’ll take him with my leader because I don’t wanna deal with him. 3/5. You might be ugly, but you’re the designated emoji for most of my chats.

Twitter:

He’s minimalistic and cute, this grey buddy is my friend, please hug him and treat him nicely, he just want diplomatic relations with our planet, give him love and natural resources, he deserves them. 4/5.

Mozilla:

This guy is not an alien, he’s a light outlet. He’s nice and is probably that one cousin they sit with you on family gatherings, not because you get along, but because they want you to keep him from doing something stupid like breaking a bowl or causing a nuclear holocaust. 2/5. Sorry Kyle, I’m not your baby sister.

daiyanodumpster  asked:

a prompt mayhaps: Viktor is a big-time lingerie designer and Yuuri is a model ;)

finally getting around to this one! s/o to everyone on discord who aided and abetted ;)


In retrospect, it really should have been more obvious. After all, the brand’s name was Secrets by V, for crying out loud.

But at the time of their first meeting, Yuuri had been nothing but nervous. It had been his first shoot as a History Maker – the industry nickname for the beautiful, sexy models of all genders who advertised Secrets by V’s ultra-luxe lingerie. The new campaign that season was fairytale and true love-themed, to better highlight the romantic details on the new Stammi Vicino line. Yuuri had rushed in late that morning, no thanks to the traffic, and then watched as two female models posed together in each other’s arms, clad in coordinated bra and panty sets with wings on their shoulders.

(He’s still not sure how he managed to join their ranks. He’s just too mild-mannered and plain – too Clark Kent, no Superman.)

“Are you looking for something?” someone asked, and Yuuri turned to see the most beautiful man looking at him curiously. His silver fringe was falling into one of his icy blue eyes and he was clad in a simple navy suit, clutching a tray of coffee.

“Y-Yeah!” Yuuri stammered. “I’m the new model? Yuuri Katsuki?”

The man hummed, consulted a clipboard, and nodded, pointing to a door to the side. “Go through there and they’ll get you ready for the shoot.”

Yuuri nodded, his throat feeling more and more like sandpaper the longer he stood there and watched this man scrutinise him. “Th-Thanks,” he said, feeling his face redden. “Are you – do you work here?”

The man raised an eyebrow and nodded.

“Are you in charge of this shoot?” wondered Yuuri.

The man laughed, shaking his head. “No, I’m just watching.”

“So you’re an intern?”

The man’s eyes widened briefly, but he quickly recovered and nodded, laughing. “You could say that,” he said. “I’m Viktor.”

“Yuuri,” said Yuuri, and lost himself in the brilliance of Viktor’s smile as he shook his hand.

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