i really liked it ;u; it looks good

People are asking: in the Netflix series The OA, is she lying about her story?

Absolutely she’s lying, because her borscht makes no fucking sense

Pictured: a soup that looks like it’s been made with golden beets with whole golden beets and chopped (not shredded or grated???) normal beets on the cutting board. To serve she ripped some bits of parsley (didn’t even bother to chop them??) and NO DILL OR SOUR CREAM to put on top before giving it to Hap. There’s also no see or mention of cabbage, which is suspicious.

Later she claims she put sour cream in it (the soup would curdle it if it had been cooking in the pot with sour cream) and it turns out Hap is allergic to the soup because, from reading the label of the vegetable stock (again, borscht is typically made from meat and needs no premade stock) says “this vegetable stock has tomatoes in it. I’m allergic to tomato.” This doesn’t make sense because you would fry the beets in tomato paste on the stove beforehand, it wouldn’t be in the can of stock (maybe? still very strange).

Conclusion: Either OA is lying about her Russian childhood or her oligarch dad did not know how to cook at all when he taught it to her

BTS Choker Appreciation

anonymous asked: Can I have a BTS choker appreciation :DDD Thank you

omg u killin me here


those lips on his cheek r mine just saying

heheheheh

these specs and that choker r too good imma choke

cAN HE FUCKING NOT WITH THE TONGUE 

*exHALES DEEPLY*

look at this angel

hes staring right into my soul 

i really hate what sweaty jimin does to me 

nO

FUCK NO

o h m y g o d 

hes so cute

fuckkkkk

well shit

im so fucking done at this point

imma choke myself

this is so cute and sexy at the same time like i dunno jnjkvnjj

wHATTHE FUCK IS THIS

ah fucj this is adorable

his eyes are so beautiful 

no

i decline

holy motherfucker

someone one stab me with a fork pls

fINE ILL DO IT MYSELF

no

didnt find much of jungkook with chokers but heres some leG CHOKERS ENJOY

love

thighs


this is the most disrespect i have ever gotten in my whole life

pics and gifs aren’t mine

11 FACES I SHARE WITH BTS

“Thanks @laytmblr for the tag” 

1- When BTS do what they do

Originally posted by purelyjimin

2- When I get a BIGHIT /Bangtan notification … 

Originally posted by cyyphr

3- Every Namjoon SHET got me like

4- What I think I look like when I “rap” Cypher …

Originally posted by suishii78

5- What I really look like (well I am no Tae but u got the idea…)

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet

6- when I suddenly see : Abs, lip licking, tight pants AND AND AND when the camera hits the low angle …  OH GOD !

Originally posted by meme--suga

7- When my ships interact hsdhdhddhdncjndjndjnujnjnjnjndhue

Originally posted by sugasdiary

8- When I think I have a good idea for a post …

Originally posted by beatriceindre

9- BUT it was just meh and I spent good time and research on it just to delete it 1 min after posting it ! 

Originally posted by ultranicolet

10- Me happily trapped in Kpop …

Originally posted by bangtoori

11-  When I hear my blog is good/funny “YOU ! I LIKE YOU. Let’s be friends”

Originally posted by bangtaneed

I want to tag my followers or any Kpop fan willing to try it ^^

6

i am everything i’ve learned and more, still it calls me… and the call isn’t out there at all - it’s inside me! it’s like the tide, always falling and rising! i will carry you here in my heart, you’ll remind me; that come what may, i know the way! i am moana!

8

i can never really it trust when someone that good-looking is into me. do you know what i mean? i just don’t get it. like, if they’re mediocre-looking, i can sort of appreciate why their standards are so low. when they’re that pretty, i’m just like, what are you hiding? you know?

pancake-owl asked:
I feel like Yurio Plisetsky would look really good in your style :oc

AAH im glad u think so !! im probably not gonna ever start yuri on ice but ive been extremely fond of yurio from what ive seen so i drew a sketch of him for you ;-; he is my type of character in both design and personality !!! ;;___;; <3

Do u ever see a description and link to a fanfic on tumblr and think ‘na I don’t want to read fanfic right now’ and then u realize later that it sounded like a really good fic and you just despair because you know you won’t be able to find the post, and then you are randomly browsing through fics and ur like 'this one looks good’ then u come across a sentence you recognize from that description on tumblr and u just think 'I found u, u sneaky fucker’

8

DanganXSpongebob Part-3

1- Matsuda is a genius.
2- Friends Forever.
3- F.U.N.
4- The sweater.
 
And the third part of these is finnished! And omg it’s me or Matsuda look really good? It’s my first time drawing him an Ryoko and I’m surprise by how cute they end. Well, I hope that this make you smile or even laugh. Thats the only propose for these -also its turning kinda funny to do too- anyway, I hope you like it!

Part1:
http://lapetitahapin.tumblr.com/post/153009922760/danganxspongebob-part1-1-take-the-ice-cream
Part 2:
http://lapetitahapin.tumblr.com/post/153135956800/danganxspongebon-part-2-1-izurus-ship-2

2

vento aureo is pretty good so far….also i found out i really like drawing giorno

hi friends!! so a few months ago i started printing out my headers because i really like how it makes my notes look uniformed and i love how it saves so much time compared to when i hand-letter my notes (i take rly long when i letter because im a perfectionist lmao). lately a lot have been asking me about how i print my headers so here’s a step by step tutorial!!(side note: this is only how i do it though, so however you guys do it will vary on how exactly how you want your headers to look like, the size of your paper, etc!! i use muji b5 paper) **i’m really not that good at givin instructions btw so if u have any more questions just hit me up fam. this is my first tutorial/tips post pls forgive me if im kinda confusin lolz

this is a tutorial using google docs!! i don’t really use word but im sure there’s a setting similar like this for microsoft?? not sure tho ok

Keep reading

campfire and sunset in orange

pinkyellow-blue redgreen greypurple

all together now

films to watch

so i saw a post listing films in foreign languages and i thought i could expand on the list a little bit but my addition got so massive i decided to move it to a separate post. this list will focus on my target languages and feature a little bit of french as well just to spice it up. 

films are good for several reasons

  • usually quite fun
  • actually challenging if u watch w/o subtitles and the easiest way to achieve immersion in the privacy of your home
  • “productive procrastination”
  • might give u cultural insight as well
  • or encourage you to learn some history!!!!
  • i’m really tired of people watching almodóvar and being like uuuuuuhuuuu look the great spanish director and forgetting that not only are there spanish films not directed by almodóvar but also that spanish is spoken in other countries as well and GUESS WHAT they produce culture

ok here we go!!!!! im really lazy and my computer is agonizingly slow so i can provide no links. if something interests you search for it et voila

WARNING!!!!! long post 

spanish

  • magia salvaje - this is an uber cool colombian film showing largely unexplored areas of colombia which i think is the most beautiful country on earth. it was recommended to me independently by a friend from my spanish class and my colombian pen pal gal. from its website: “magia salvaje es la cinta del mundo natural más ambiciosa realizada en el país (…) [realizada en] 85 locaciones y 20 ecosistemas. (…) un tributo a la belleza de colombia“ tl;dr: cool shit u should watch, it’s available on yt
  • señor ávila - a p good series filmed by the mexican hbo starring tony dalton as an exemplary father and husband that starts working as a paid killer for the mafia, but it’s not all peachy because it affects his personal life and his son gets into some really deep shit. gets a bit grim at times but good nevertheless
  • retrato de un comportamiento animal - really cute indie film made in uruguay. an unlikely couple on a trip to brazil. expect nice landscapes and voseo
  • relatos salvajes - dark humour from argentina, a series of episodes in which people go absolutely bonkers over the most petty shit and also get p violent when you wouldn’t expect them to be. produced by pedro almodóvar if that serves as any recommendation.
  • la historia oficial - another one from argentina. drama. set during the dictatorship and based on true events, follows a family through a period when they would literally tear lil kids from their mothers and drown the parents if they were enemies of the state. watch it
  • juana la loca - spanish historical drama about their queen joan the mad
  • el laberinto del fauno - can we just, omg, ok, i love that film so much. fantasy, set during the civil war in spain. a little girl discovers this world with monsters and other creatures and it’s scary as shit but she goes through these adventures because she cares for her family. watch itttt
  • doce hombres sin piedad - this is the spanish version of the american classic 12 angry men, recorded in 1973. you can watch it on youtube.
  • gran hotel - spanish tv series, historical drama sort of downton abbey style. weird shit is happening in this lovely hotel, what do we do??? apparently available on netflix
  • como agua para chocolate - cute film “about how life used to be in mexico” (imdb) based on the p famous novel by laura esquivel. lovely colours, romantic love and a lot of nice food
  • los diarios de motocicleta - starring gael garcía bernal in an adaptation of che guevara’s memoir in which young che travels the world on his motorbike
  • no - ok this is some amazing shit (oscar nomination holaaaa). it’s a chilean film with gael garcía bernal set in the 1980s. in 1988 pinochet held a referendum in which basically if u said “yes” he stayed as te country’s official and lawful leader and if you said “no”, well, he went. the film is about the campaign that sought to get rid of him
  • talento de barrio - sorry but i couldn’t omit that one. it has daddy yankee in it, period.

italian

  • la dolce vita - please do yourself a favour and watch it
  • la grande bellezza - as above. this is my favourite film of all time. look for the soundtrack on yt and you will know why
  • il bidone - early fellini follows petty thieves in rome
  • il prefetto di ferro - set in the 1920s. giuliano gemma as cesare mori aka the iron prefect who comes to palermo to deal with the gangs. good shit
  • ladri di biciclette - directed by vittorio de sica, set in post-ww2 rome, “a masterpiece of italian neorealism” (wiki). a desperate family needs their bicycle to survive
  • amarcord - comedy/drama, set in the 1930s. coming-of-age. “Fellini skewers Mussolini’s ludicrous posturings … that <<imprisoned Italians in a perpetual adolescence>> by mockig himself and his fellow villagers in comic scenes tha underline their incapacity to adopt genuine moral responsibility or outgrow foolish sexual fantasies” (wiki). won oscar for foreign language.
  • gomorra - tv series based on famed novel by roberto saviano. rival mob clans. good shit
  • il vangelo secondo matteo - “trattando in maniera antidogmatica un argomento di carattere religioso, l’opera fece sensazione e scatenò un aspro confronto intelettuale sulla stampa, proseguendo le non sopite polemiche per le accuse di vilipendio della religione” (wiki). three oscar nominations.
  • una vita violenta - poor kid in rome attempts to transform his life after leaving prison
  • la notte - marcello mastroianni in a study of a deteriorating relationship
  • la nostra terra - cute film which is literally my aesthetic aka people working the land. educated guy from bologna comes down south to start a community and sell organic veg he will grow himself. featuring creepy mafia guy freshly released from prison and sneaky southerners
  • la mafia uccide solo d’estate - drama but also a comedy fresh from palermo. lil boy observes how the mob influences people’s lives
  • il capitale umano - drama. a car accident ties together the lives of two families. people go crazy. great performance by valeria bruni tedeschi
  • il rosso e il blu - follows the lives of three school teachers as they get really involved in the fucked up lives of their students. confusing but oddly satisfying
  • latin lover - fun comedy of how a famed actor dies leaving behind a shitload of lovers, wives and children who all meet for his funeral.

portuguese

  • trash - an AMAZING brazilian film about two favela boys trying to solve a criminal mystery and unearth corruption before an ill-willed police officer gets to them; all thanks to a wallet found in the dumpster they work in. really good cinema with appearances made by rooney mara and martin sheen
  • singularidades de uma rapariga loura - modern portuguese film based on a short stories by eça de queirós. a blooming romance meets an unexpected obstacle. spot on aesthetic and cleverly blended cultural references. directed by manoel de oliveira who is THE MAN, check out his ther shit such as the p recent o convento starring john malkovich and catherine deneuve
  • saneamento básico - p straightforward but fun brazilian comedy in which a small town community will do anything to raise money to fix their sewer system
  • this is embarrassingly short i will make a separate post to expand 

french

  • farinelli - an AMAZING film based very loosely on the life of the most famous castrato singer, farinelli. loooveeeee
  • la religieuse (2013) - a really stuningly made adaptation of denis diderot’s novel about a girl thrown into a convent against her will and desperate to get out who discovers some dark family secrets.
  • tom à la ferme - weird indie canadian film with xavier dolan, a gay man travelling to meet his dead boyfriend’s family and terrorised by said’s boyfriend’s horrible brother. more dark family shit for u
  • yves saint laurent - nice biographical film with pierre niney
  • dans la maison - terrifying and fascinating drama about how one seductive teenager ruins some families. 10/10 would recommend
  • les choristes - really good film about how a music teacher transforms the lives of a class of “difficult” boys. set in the 1940s to spice it up
  • les liaisons dangereuses (1959) - adaptation of laclos’ classic novel, set in the present day. directed by roger vadim.

that’s it - I hope at least one person finds it interesting/helpful!!!

i once promised a crash course in polish thing and i know i’m delaying it horribly but sometime next week i will prepare a similar post about polish films (if u folks are interested, ofc)

some things to note about this image

  • for once dimple makes an appearence without the god damn stupid fucking security guard thank fucking god 
    • please look at his tiny hands thats fucking adorable….
  • teru, just in general, i dont feel like i need to point out anything really specific here heres just a general gesture toward. teru. its teru
  • there is no fucking way reigens legs are fitting inside that small space im sorry but u can fucking convince me my suspension of disbelief just can go that far 
  • is mob…..standing up
  • also please notice how hes holding his arms……..whats he doing……..
  • tome mezato and tsubomi…..good fucking content………
  • i cant fucking comprehend musashi right now thats the thing thats fucking me up the most about this image is he in the car??? is he standing up perfectly straight like sideways in the car???? theres wind effects on everybody else but not on musashi hes just unaffected by everything in this image???????? HE LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE MY BRAIN CANT FUCKING COMPREHEND IT

When I see a boy sweating: Eww that’s really disgusting

When I see an idol sweating:  sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit