Harry regularly embarrassing Draco in front of their friends like--
- Harry: He waits up for me when I get held up at work.
- Harry: He cooks for me... or tries to anyway-- I've put out three fires this week.
- Harry: He's honestly just so damn cuddly, it's unbelievable really.
- Harry: He makes this weird purring sound when I play with his hair.
- Harry: He needs a minimum of eight kisses every ten minutes.
- *Draco walks in with his nose in the air*
- Draco: Hello there, Scarhead.
- Everyone: *cooing sounds directed at Draco*
- Draco: *furious* What the actual fuck have you been telling them about me this time, you utter bastard?