Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.
Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her.
Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao.
I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man.
Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter.
Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏
but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ???
Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper?
THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew.
Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is 👌 👌 👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man.
SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1!
“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying
Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs..
Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up.
BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon.
I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon.
I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute.
‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.
She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!
Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.
Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness? I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.
Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary
I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god.
ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.
Let’s talk about the drive-in.
Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you
VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!
Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists.
I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.
Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.
YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him)
Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO.
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong?
Man, I feel bad for Fred.
Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it.
Such drama much intense very wow.
Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE.
Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left?
Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done)
Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother 👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk)
A cute scene between Betty and Archie 👌 👌 👌
The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.
OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER.
Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new
kid victim of hers.
On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now.
God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child.
OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!
Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND
Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more.
So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.