i really like this one omfg

anonymous asked:

I need the story of the Underground Shakespearian Ring

Okay, so the school I went to for 9th grade had this really bizarre grading setup that I still don’t understand- for some reason, instead of the teachers writing up and grading tests and exams and the like, all the work was sent to an unknown third party for them to grade??? It made no sense.

Now, for the most part, the school had decent teachers, and they would just teach the curriculum correctly and then you wouldn’t run into problems with the grading. My English teacher was not one of those teachers.

So like, she hated me pretty early on- she was my homeroom teacher and thought it was disrespectful that I slept in homeroom in the mornings (I was on sleeping pills and they never wore off completely until around 10am), I never had the vocab homework in on time (someone kept breaking into my locker and stealing my vocab books I had to buy a new one like five times), she thought it was “inherently pessimistic and stuck up” when she caught me reading a book called ‘Ninth Grade Slays’ (it was about vampires, not her?), and during our Greek Mythology unit I kept correcting her about the name pronunciations of the gods (she pronounced Hephaestus as Hepatitis one time holy shit). 

Anyway, her feelings on me aside, her teaching skills were shoddy at best. But I had had way worse teachers, so had the rest of the class, and Greek myths are pretty straight-up in what’s going on, so no one really had trouble with the third-party tests.

Then we get to the Romeo and Juliet unit.

Now, fun fact: Shakespeare has always come pretty easily to me. Like, to the point where I sometimes forget/fail to understand that other people have an incredibly hard time translating his works. (I told this whole story to my friends in the school I went to for 10th/11th/12th grade and when the drama department put on ‘Midsummers Night Dream’ one year, more than half the cast tried to get me to translate their scripts and monologues for them lmao).

So, anyway, I’m just a girl, reading Romeo and Juliet and digging how it’s going…and then the teacher starts ‘translating’ it.

Um.

I cannot sift through all the bullshit this woman was spewing, but let’s just say that my favorite part is during Romeo’s spew about Rosaline, there’s one part where he says something like ‘with cupid’s arrow/she hath diane’s will’, and the teacher was taking this to mean Rosaline was a Super Lesbian who was breaking the law or something and running away with her lover Diane, which would be a rad storyline, sure, but like…I’m just raising my hand like “Um Ma’am, Diana is the Roman goddess of chastity. What Romeo meant is that she told him she’s sworn off love and is probably becoming a nun?” and this woman just got. So angry. Like, excuse me, you are a student, you’re here to learn, so you clearly don’t know anything about this (I read Romeo and Juliet for the first time in like preschool whoops). Anyway, she continues on making up her own plot to the play, and I…well I was basically Hermione Fucking Granger at this point I couldn’t just sit there and listen to someone be this wrong about something omfg??? She just got angrier and angrier and stopped calling on me after a while.

So for a couple lessons I’m just left to seethe quietly, but one day after class this girl I knew since grade school came up to me and was like “Could you…? Tell me what the hell we’re supposed to be learning?” and I didn’t even like her but I liked the validation of being someone’s Chosen Teacher so I wrote out a summary for her of everything we had covered so far so she could actually write a comprehendible essay for our homework that night.

But THEN the during the class when we got our essays back, she made a HUGE DEAL, like ‘oh Molly, it wasn’t bad enough that you’ve been failing this course material, now you have to drag your friends into it by trying to re-write the play?’ (l m a o). Like this bitch had literally tried to fight me on ‘Paris is the guy Juliet’s father wants her to marry’ and she didn’t even put a grade on my essay where I said the play only ended in tragedy because of how young and naïve the kids were, that if they had taken a breather and thought things through it probably would’ve been fine (it was a damn good essay and I stand by it). But anyway, she’s trying to make me out to my classmate’s as someone who’s trying to sabotage their education for laughs.

This backfired on her.

See, it dawned on people one by one, that she was only teaching the wrong material -> so they wouldn’t know the right material -> so when they eventually would take the exams they would only have her crazy answers -> which the third party graders wouldn’t know about -> everyone fails this course that’s like half the overall grade of the year.

Most students consider that a problem.

So suddenly the class has decided I’m the fucking Shakespeare Whisperer or something, and one by one start begging me for help. At first I was confused, because as I said, it’s so easy for me that I didn’t realize literally the entire class was lost out of their asses here. omfg. So I was really getting hassled here but I didn’t want my entire class to fail you know???? So I started meeting with people during study halls or texting them after school so they knew what was going on. And then they started telling people in this teacher’s other classes, including upperclassmen who were lost as fuck, so this was quickly spiraling out of control on my end, but overall people were really starting to understand the plays better!! So I was feeling really great.

But then, the teacher noticed that none of the homework getting handed in to her matched up with her crazy translations, and knew I was the sole person to blame (naturally). She literally tried to get me suspended over this, she went to the school’s disciplinarian!

Note: This guy, Mr. C, knew I was a God damn angel- my science class was off the charts, inappropriately awful, so every time one of our science teacher’s wanted to give the entire class detention, instead of calling Mr. C up to the class room as was the rule, they’d send me down to get him so he’d know to write up every student except for me. So when my English teacher dragged me in there he was looking her like “What on Earth could this girl have possibly done to piss you off?” 😂😂

And when she explained he looked at her for a very long moment, glanced at me with a signature ‘Office’ Reaction Face™ , turned back to her and was like “You want her suspended…for starting a study group?” and I was CHOKING.

So that really pissed her off and they started fighting and this was a very overworked and Done man so at some point he gave up and was like “I’m not suspending her but fine we can put a ban on the study group if you leave my office” omfg. So all the other students get notified and now they’re back to freaking out about the upcoming exams.

So like two days later, I’m at lunch, complaining about this to one of my friends who had a different English teacher and thus no problem, and I’m on this whole angry rant (Because I’m pissed, a bunch of kid’s grades are gonna get fucked up because of this! They just wanted to do well! I just wanted to help them!) and my friends staring at me quietly the whole time and when I finish I’m like “What?” and she’s just like “…Molly did you literally start up Dumbledore’s Army in our fucking school?” and I died on scene.

But then I started thinking about the comparison and I was like? You know fucking what? If Harry Potter can get those kids to pass their fucking DADA test I can help kids pass their fucking English Exam. Bring it the fuck on, Umbridge.

So I started Spreading The Word that anyone who needs help with their Shakespeare course can still get help, we just all need to meet up once to hash out the details. After some back and forth notes and deliberations, we ended up meeting in the school library, which was hilarious for a few reasons:

1) It was directly across the hall from this teacher’s classroom.

2) It was actually a converted janitors closet, way smaller than all the other classrooms, and there were like 50 people shoved in there; Not exactly an ideal Room of Requirement

3) The library carried no Shakespeare texts, but had the entire Harry Potter series on display to see when you first walked in

But anyway, despite the fact that we were literally three feet away from her door while we were doing this, our teacher was none the wiser of the meeting. We worked out a game plan- everyone writes out bullshit essays that align with what the teacher’s expecting. After she grades those and gives them back, they get them to me- slipping them in my locker, handing it to me discreetly in the halls or in another class, what have you. I then try to power through the dizzying amount of confusion radiating out of the teacher’s mouth and onto these papers, and more or less write out better translation of what was going on in whatever scene they covered, what the highlights they needed to know were, stuff like that, and then slip it back to them in similar discreet fashion (so the teacher/disciplinarian wouldn’t see me and get suspicious ; also because I was like 15 and wanted to feel like a super cool secret agent). They would then keep my copies and use them as study guides for the upcoming exams, where they would then answer all the questions correctly, the way the third party graders would mark correctly, and pass the exams + the bullshit essays would get them high marks in the teacher’s homework grades. The teacher never caught on to what was happening, just thought her students finally started paying attention to her.

All in all, it was a complicated mess, but it fucking worked. I don’t think anyone failed their exams that year. Will I ever be cooler? No. I think I fucking peaked when I was 15.

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make me choose: cute or sexy zelo for anon!

        *✧・゚ the boy with starlight in his eyes  *✧・゚

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ONE FRAME FILLS SO MANY OF MY HEADCANONS LIKE MAGGIE’S “DUDE I’M NOT THE BEST AT POOL BUT THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT” FACE AND ALEX IS LIKE BRUH I’VE BEEN HYPING YOU GUYS UP TO MY GIRL FOR THE PAST WEEK IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WINN’S THE LITTLE BROTHER WHO INSISTS HE’S JUST AS GOOD AS HIS OLDER SIBLINGS AT EVERYTHING BUT LOOK AT HOW HE’S HOLDING THE STICK AND WHEN HE KICKS HIS LEG UP OMFG I BETTER GET GAME NIGHT SOON DAMMIT I AM TELLING YOU

My IT Review (May Contain Mild Spoilers)

Trying to record a video was just not going my way, so here is a post about my thoughts on IT. After reading some other people’s reviews, some of my opinions will definitely be in the minority, but it also looks as though many people had some of the same complaints as I did. But overall, IT WAS AMAZING.

PROS

  • It’s scarier than the trailer 
  • For some, IT looked too silly in the trailer and promotional stills, and I promise he makes up for it in the movie
  • The kids are totally motherfucking bad ass, especially during the rock fight scene and the end scene. 
  • Richie, Beverly, and Eddie stole the show. Richie is hilariously funny and had me laughing out loud. Richie and Eddie together are even better. And Beverly punches you right in the goddam gut with her emotional performance. 
  • Finn gets a mother fucking bat scene. 
  • The acting is amazing overall; these kids are so impressive. 
  • Although some things were changed, overall, it did a good job staying true to the book. 
  • No orgy scene for those of you worried, lol.

CONS

  • Although the Derry history was touched upon, I wish there was even more. 
  • The kid’s backstories and upbringings could have been fleshed out a lot more, and because they were limited, it was hard to emotionally connect with the characters, other than Beverly. 
  • Mike’s roll seems very random and awkward. For some reason they changed his entire backstory and his addition to the loser’s was just…out of place. I was highly disappointed in this; he deserved way more screen time as I find him sort of like a default leader if anything happened to Bill. Mike deserved better.
  • Henry and his gang are also just…an awkward addition. I felt there roles were simply added just because they were characters in the book, when in reality, their roles play a much larger part in the book and original TV adaptation. The entire end scene in the sewer is changed from the book and movie; I won’t say how but it for me, it was highly disappointing and they took away important things. Henry’s gang was painted as mere bullies when in the book Henry is much more sinister than that. 
  • Although Eddie’s leper was added, some IT incarnations are not. 
  • SPOILER: There is no “this is battery acid you slime!”, nor is there a dam building scene, nor is there Beverly kicking the boys’ asses with the slingshot. They don’t even bring the silver dollar slug down into the sewer in the end. 
  • I feel the emotional bond between the kids could have been stronger. I also feel like in the book/TV movie, we got the idea that these kids were chosen by fate to defeat IT. I feel like in this version, the burden sort of just…fell in their laps.
  • CGI. I really hated it, but I have a theory, haha. Some things looked too silly and fake to me, but if we are seeing it through a child’s perspective – a child who watches cartoons or reads comics – then what they see will somewhat reflect that. I don’t know if that theory is accurate, but it helps me feel better with all the CGI used on Pennywise. 
  • Literal floating dead kids. *rolls eyes*

Things You Wouldn’t Notice Unless You Read The Book/Saw TV Movie

  • The turtle. I am not 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure the lego set that Bill is holding from Georgie’s room is a turtle. If anyone else can confirm this or correct this, let me know. Also, a turtle is mentioned during the swim scene. 
  • You may see certain IT manifestations during the end scene; they are quick though, so if you blink, you will miss them. (Hint: Mummy)
  • The dead lights are shown, but not explained. 

Awesome Things I Fucking Loved

  • All the 80s throwbacks, especially Nightmare on Elm Street 5, Street Fighter, and New Kids on the Block!!!
  • Finn’s mother fucking bat scene!
  • The end scene is phenomenal and although I was in the theater by myself, I legit threw my arms up in the damn air and cheered like a nerd. 

Gore

  • For those wondering about gore, it’s not that bad. There are disturbing scenes, jump scares, and blood, but nothing that wouldn’t be shown on network cable like Walking Dead or American Horror Story.
  • EDIT: I said no animals die, but there is one on-screen death of a farm animal. Sorry!!!

And lastly,

  • SOME GUY SAW “CHAPTER ONE” AT THE END AND WAS LIKE, “WHATTTT, CHAPTER ONE????, AW HELL NO” LIKE HE DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A SECOND. LIKE IF YOU DON’T KNOW THERE IS A SECOND, YOU DON’T DESERVE IT. (Ok, just kidding, but really dude….omfg.)

studio mir owes me $10 each time i hear cronan’s evil laugh, farran falls over or rosalyn says something Cryptic  

JACKSON WANG WITH GLASSES APPRECIATION POST (a.k.a my aesthetic)

Let me bless your dash really quick with some pictures of one of the most precious people on this earth. The Wang and only (see what i did there ;) ), my King, Jackson Wang. Grab a water bottle and take a seat because you’re going to need to quench that thirst soon. 

Are you ready? Ok, LET’S GO Im not ready myself

Jackson with glasses + suspenders combo OMFG kick me pls

My cute King ♥

Why does he look like Jonghyun from SHINee in this pic below? lol

Look at how smol he is!!!!! Puppy King

Jackson well fed is also my aesthetic

Brown hair + glasses + smile = ♥♥♥♥

Are you still alive? …No? Me neither! :D

Remember that deleted scene where Arthur is gonna propose to Gwen, and he’s like “I’m feeling sick” and Merlin goes “Well that’s marriage for you” and then Arthur goes “I’ve made a bad decision” and Merlin goes “It’s natural to be nervous. I always get nervous when I make a decision. I start worrying about all the other options I DISCOUNTED” 

Like, listen I know half the time I don’t understand why they deleted a scene, but I know why they deleted this one jfc

I’m kinda busy atm bb so I’m just gonna do some basic facts about these geeks :’))))

Originally posted by helloday6

•   Day6 is really different bc they dont’ promote like a normal kpop group, they kinda want their music to speak for itself instead of appearing on many variety shows 

•   they did lose a member back in early 2016 but we don’t talk about how weird day6 sounds when there’s only 5 :))))

anyways here’s some useless facts about the members:


Jae aka chicken little is the oldest member

Originally posted by jaechicken

•   he’s more fluent in English than he is in Korean, bc he’s lived in South America and California for most of his life 

•   he is such a MEME but you already probably knew that if you checked out his twitter lmao

•   cannot and will not speak unless he’s spilling the tea or roasting someone, literally no in between

•   one of the main hosts of After School Club and he’s the reason I watch every episode tbfh 


Sungjin is the second youngest and he’s the leader aka their dad Bob


Originally posted by br1ankang

•   his Busan accent is the most adorable thing in the world, you can esp hear it when he yells at the kids aw

•   hella nice and just wants to be left alone 

•   listen he’s the best and most skilled dancer out of them all, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 

•   without him the group would honestly be a mess, like he’s such a great leader and I mean that from the bottom of my heart I fkin love him


Brian aka young k (??? it’s just brian)

Originally posted by henrylau-mugunghwa

•   writes pretty much all of their songs, along w/ the help of the other members 

•   mostly depressing songs tho…….brian bb who broke your heart, I just wanna talk to them

•   omfg tho when you see him holding and playing his guitar, I guarantee you’ll pass out bc you can see how passionate he really is about music 

•   really fluent in English as well bc he’s lived in Canada for like 5 years (I believe he still attends Uni there??)


Wonpil aka shut up, my pink sweater is beautiful and you’re irrelevant 

Originally posted by mancrushallweek

•   the softest and cutest boy ever, don’t listen to jae

•   aegyo king, loves to annoy and embarrass the other members w/ his cute ass aegyo every time they’re on a show 

•   jae loves to expose him, one time even made fun of Wonpil’s beautiful (tacky ummm) sweater bc it looked weird on him

•   his voice honestly doesn’t match his face man, like it’s so deep and hypnotizing yikes i’m in love 


Dowoon aka day6′s baby maknae 

Originally posted by sixdaywithyou

•   Brian is legit his mom, like he encourages this boy so much 

•   he’s their drummer but currently is taking vocal lessons and !!!!!! his voice is so nice and I love this baby

•   SUPER quiet and doesn’t like talking a lot bc he gets embarrassed easily, esp by his hyungs 

•   close w/ got7′s maknaes 


but awww babe I hope you’ll have lots of fun seeing them!!! their shows are always lit <333

Lesbian roller skating

So last weekend I went roller skating with my friends. The place we went had a wooden rink and carpet area with tables and a snack bar.
After an hour of skating around we decided to get some food.

AND LET ME TELL YOU CARPET IS REALLY HARD TO SKATE ON, WE HAD TO DO A PENGUIN WALK TO BE ABLE TO MOVE.

So we came to the counter of the snack bar, and there was two cashiers, both I’m pretty sure went to our school. All my friends ordered got food and left me, like the amazing dickheads they are.

One of the cashiers was very attractive, she had long blond curls, and my gayness was like omfg cute girl help me. So she leaned over the counter to ask how she could help me and smiled sweetly at me. I walked closer, and me being the complete fail I am, I trip ON THE STUPID CARPET and reached my hands out to stable myself and my hands landed over hers. And she started giggling, and I was completely embarrassed.

I place my order, and hand her the money at the same time. And she says sure thing cutie with a wink, while handling me my bag of chips. By now I was like attractive girl just said I was cute wtf is going on!!

So then I embarrassingly penguin walk to my friends, who didn’t notice any of this or the fact that I’m attractive to females and I eat my chips

Moral of the story is, sometimes carpets are good to skate on and sometimes your friends leaving you results in flirting with cute girls.

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Then one foggy earth-day eve, Pink Diamond came to say, “Jasper with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my palanquin tonight?” Then how the quartzes loved her, as they shouted out with glee: “Jasper the perfect beta, you’ll go down in history!”

AIRY ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER OMFG LOL also like, damn other quartzes shoulda been nice to her in the first place B^T im just sayin

anonymous asked:

I really loved that interview of Niall with Zach. One of the highlights for me was when he said that he did not feel the need to compete or compare himself with anybody because all artist belong to one music world, and that they complete each other. sth in that sense. his interviews are so insightful, and easy going but sincere.

Niall is…………….so good. I adore him. He honestly seems like he has such a good head on his shoulders and I’ve always respected him, but my respect has grown significantly since the hiatus started tbh. I really love the answers he’s been giving in all of his interviews and he’s not saying anything that makes me think “omfg Niall please shut up” and I’ve been learning a lot about him as a musician that I didn’t know before and it’s just….really nice to see. He’s lovely and it’s been great to hear about his process for the album. Also, once again, I’m so grateful for the Zach Sang interviews. I hope both Liam and Louis do interviews with him too because he killed it with both Harry and Niall.

Keith: you know polar bears have it pretty bad. Like, one day they’re all gonna have no home and die. Because humans are trash. Just like my dad. He’s trash. Because he left. And then I didn’t have a home. And in time I’ll probably die too. Just like those polar bears. Man, poor polar bears. They go through a lot. Polar bears really need some love. I wanna love polar bears.

Lance: you know usually I would be concerned but it’s fucking three in the morning-

Got7: dating Jaebum would include

•  listen I know he seems all mysterious and charming and all
•  but he’s a grandpa
•  like falling in love w/ him won’t be hard bc he’ll make you feel like the literal sun………….. he’s an old soul
•  first things first, he’ll befriend you
•  and yall would become each others besties in no time bc he’d literally trust you w/ his precious life
•  but that’s where things get tricky bc he’ll realize this is what falling in love with someone feels like
•  at first he wouldn’t approach you about his feelings bc he’d think it might be just an infatuation
•  and the fact that you might reject him makes him stomach drop
•  but then again it’s like……‘when am I ever gonna find someone who feels this comfortable and carefree around me?? Who’s ever gonna make smile as much as y/n does??? Am I really whipped? ’
•  and then Bambam is all like “grow some balls jfc” and that’s where he draws the line
•  he’ll set up a nice dinner one night and tries to impress you with his cooking skills
•  like he’ll probably spill water all over the table bc he can’t contain his anxiety “omfg y/n, I’m so sorry

•  his heart legit aches when you admit your own feelings and he’s finally able to kiss you
•   let’s just get this out of the way tbh the other members will be teasing you nonstop
•  ????? Ofc they will
•  ‘hey our leader is finally is in a healthy relationship with someone, let’s make his life a living hell whenever he’s with them :^)’
•  but tbh Yugyeom will be like your baby bc he’ll always come to you if him an Jaebum had any sort of argument and thinks of you as his older sibling
•  lazy dates are kinda your guys’ thing
•  like you don’t even gotta plan anything for a date, just being with him is entertaining and spontaneous enough
•  not to mention he’s somehow able to give you butterflies with the simplest things
•  Jaebum in a sweatshirt? Turn on. Jaebum’s sleepy voice in the morning? Double turn on. The way he snakes his arms around you and kisses the nape of your neck when you’re looking out the window? L o r D help you.
•  the way his voice can lull you to sleep is something you’re eternally grateful for bc it’s so soft and soothing
•  lazy dances in the living room
•  lazy kisses when he’s too tired to get up in the morning
•  lazy naps bc nothing feels better than to unwind next to you and tell you all about his day
•  I know nicknames would probably be cringy coming out of anyone’s mouth
•  but hearing him call you all sorts of cheesy romantic nicknames makes your heart flutter, don’t even deny it
•  long drives late at night bc there’s nothing better to do
•  making memes of each other and sharing them with the members bc they have no humour
•  none of your close friends believed you never dated til now “yall are always all over each other tho” tru
•  Jaebum staring at you for no reason then pressing a kiss to your cheek “You’re cute, and you’re MY cute” okay  ???
•  tbh tho he wouldn’t even get jealous or posessive
•  he loves seeing other people trying to get your attention, and the look of disappointment on their face when you only have eyes for him
•  him just genuinely being supportive and loving in everything you do
•  be he knows how hard it is not to have someone to push him and encourage him when he’s really struggling
•  so he really found a pot of gold when you came into his life 💜

Originally posted by biaswreckingyourlife

Who Are You Really? [an Evil!Future!Barry Allen imagine]

Request: Omfg can you please do an angsty and steamy smut with Evil!Barry and the reader?!?! Like the reader just found out about Evil!Barry and they’re a good meta but once they get with him they’re like brainwashed and evil? I would love it if you could do this!! Xoxo

a/n: welp, it took days but here it is, one imagine, this wore me out. i’m exhausted guys i’m sorry


WARNING: Smut


You stare at the man in front of you, mouth hanging open in shock. “Cat got your tongue, darling?” Barry grins wickedly, tilting his head to the side and down. His eyes are locked on you; gray eye moving slightly. “Gotta say, I’ve been waiting for you.” he hums, stepping closer to you.

Frozen, you breathe in, lip quivering ever so slightly as you gaze at him. You can’t believe this. “I…” you shake your head, backing up to the wall.

Barry chuckles darkly, trapping your body against his. You try not to go weak, attempting to create a forcefield around yourself. Except, it doesn’t work. He chuckles again. “In the future, I make these.” His black jacket sleeves droops, revealing a metallic bracelet; one that mocks his suit. “Your powers don’t affect me, darling.” Barry whispers, leaning towards your jaw.

Your breath hitches, toes curling in your neon blue boots. “What do you want from me, Barry?” you ask in a soft voice. Unwillingly, you stare at the right side of his face, noticing his gray eye is a tiny bit unfocused. Is he blind in that eye? Was he burned that bad? All these questions float in your head.

“Stop looking at my eye before I get mad, babe.” the speedster hisses, grabbing your jaw with his pointer finger at thumb. His green eye searching your face as he licks his plump bottom lip. You gulp, clenching and unclenching your fists. “I love you, yanno.” Barry giggles in a low tone before forcing his lips on yours.

Shit. He’s kissing you- no, you’re good! You can’t- god, his lips are sucking on yours and, damn, it feels good. Before you know it, you wrap your arms around his thin neck, tangling your hands in his thick locks. Faster than usual, Barry has your suit off and his black jeans at his ankles.

Without warning, the evil brunette slams into you, causing you to shout out in pleasure. Barry flashes a devious grin, rocking his hips to yours. His eyelashes flutter when he hears you scream his name and his head tilts back. “Fuck yes, baby. You belong to me.” he grunts, pounding into you harder.

You tighten around him, tugging his hair. “Barry, I…” you whimper, grinding against him; you were close.

Barry vibrates his length, staring you dead in the eyes. “Cum for me, babe, cum for your god.” he smiles sickly, kissing you roughly as you cum.

Panting, you cling onto him, blinking in shock. He chuckles, knowing exactly what you’re thinking; who are you really? You don’t know anymore.

anonymous asked:

Top 5 fav cophine moments :)

sorry this took me so long, but i wanted to add gifs…aaand i’m doing 6 bc i’m absolute trash and couldn’t narrow it down. so here we go:

6. when delphine is saying goodbye, and knows it could very well be the last time she ever sees cosima. i love love evelyne in this scene bc she really looks like she’s trying to memorize every single bit of cosima’s face, and ugh wow.

5. ummmmmm this kiss. bc of delphine’s hand….like??? need i say more?

4. i’m pretty sure this is going to be a flashback, and we haven’t even seen it yet, but…..omfg. this is….thirsty delphine? i am deceased. i have literally rewatched the s5 trailer a million fucking times bc this is so hot i cannot handle it.

3. SMOOTH OPERATOR COSIMA!!! obviously one of everyone’s favorite moments, but i love love this so much. especially bc of the way delphine ends up leaning against the table, like it just really confirms her as a top™….as if we did not already know.

2. controversial, but, the break up. listen. cosima’s small, “i love you” with her puppy eyes was so traumatizing, i cried for 30 minutes. and then! delphine dramatically breaks down in the middle of the hallway, increasing my heartache tenfold. they were both so amazing in the scene, god it’s just so sad.

1. delphine climbs into bed with cosima to keep her warm. this scene really got me bc first we have cosima’s blurry vision seeing delphine strip down in front of her, and her face is like, “is this real? am i dead already?” like she literally cannot believe her eyes. so that already had me emotional, but then delphine’s face when she looks down at cosima i just like…really lost it?? she looks at her with such care and reverence, like she’s just in complete awe of her. i really cannot believe they made me wait an entire season for this, but tbh it was worth it.

i love them so much, honestly i’m so glad i waited to binge watch this series bc i really could not have survived the hiatus between seasons lmao. they compliment each other so well, i just really want them to be happy. lord knows they deserve it.

My Fanfiction Recommendations for DEH

DEAR EVAN HANSEN

Updated: 8/14/17

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO END IN SUGGESTIONS

:ONESHOTS:

Title: Stop Being So Cute
Author: howboutinotdothis
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: G
Words: 1.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10824270

Title: can’t find my way to you
Author: nosecoffee @nose-coffee
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Spider-Man AU
Rating: T
Words: 2.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11286006
(Has a prequel oneshot. God I’m so gullible for Spider-Man fics, save me. I really want more of this. Please????)

Title: I Think I Loaf You
Author: salemjune
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Bakery AU
Rating: T
Words: 2.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11275647
(Has a sequel oneshot. This???? Is???? Too?? Cute???? Ah fuck my cold heart can’t handle the fluff. But I really hope there is more of this, it’s really cute.)

Title: The Electrified Third Rail
Author: EmeraldAshes
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College AU
Rating: T
Words: 3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11282028
(Has a sequel oneshot, but this is really freakin adorable just sayin.)

Title: let us go then, you and I ( when the evening is spread out against the sky )
Author: wearealltalesintheend @wearealltalesintheend
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Hogwarts AU
Rating: T
Words: 3.3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11297409

Title: Inked Flower
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 3.7k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11142615
(I👏LOVE👏THIS👏FIC!!!!)

Title: it’s like i don’t know anything
Author: nosecoffee @nose-coffee
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Fake Relationship AU
Rating: T
Words: 4.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10979769
(Has a sequel series!! And it’s really good!!!! I love this fic a lot. I love the humor and I love how Connor and Evan just get to know each other and it’s hilarious and cute and ahhhhh.)

Title: Bind
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 5.3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11630343

Title: Tree Tattoos
Author: sleepysweaters
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 7.1k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11434641

:MINIS: (2-4 Chapters)

Title: one a.m.
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 3/3
Words: 4.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11684427
(I kinda wish this went on for a little bit longer? But, then again this author already has ANOTHER coffee shop AU (that you’ll see) that is really good.)

Title: On Cacti, Adult Braces, and Sunshine
Author: yukiawison
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 2/2
Words: 8.7k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11319090
(Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why are these all so fluffy??? And the braces????? Ahhhhhhhh.)

:FINISHED SERIES:

Title: Headline News
Author: TheaterTherapy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Thespian AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 10/10
Words: 12k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11354667

Title: Small Hot Chocolate, No Whip
Author: yukiawison
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 6/6
Words: 20k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11056569
(Coffee Shop AUs are popular as you can see. But I enjoy them too, so whose complaining? This one is short and sweet and full of fluff!! (With a little angst but with Connor… y'know.))

Title: Stopping Time
Author: JustYourAverageFanboy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Timer Soulmates AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 24/24
Words: 29k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11241084

Title: Pretending
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Fake Relationship AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 16/16
Words: 33k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11407836
(As you can maybe tell now, I’m quite a fan of this author.)

Title: Stars In Our Eyes
Author: HamiltonTrash
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 16/16
Words: 42k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10879824
(Has a finished sequel as well. I very much love this one as it was one of my first DEH fics and it’s pretty good for it being one of the first ones I read.)

Title: While You Were Sleeping
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Based of the Movie
Rating: T
Chapters: 17/17
Words: 43k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11307684
(I don’t know the movie?? But I still really loved this fic. It’s kinda like a role reversal kind of fic, but not really. Idk but love it!)

Title: Black Hole
Author: aliensinflowercrowns @aliensinflowercrowns
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Band AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 35/35
Words: 50k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11275152
(Has an ongoing prequel series. I’m so glad that the author and I talked and that they told me about this fic. Because it’s really great! Also… BALLET CONNOR OMFG ILOVEIT)

Title: Life Vest
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 21/21
Words: 54k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11105676
(Ah, yes. This one. I really enjoyed this one. Especially with Connor’s character with his struggles with Zoe. It's… just so good. Read it.)

Title: Words Fail
Author: r_287
Ship: Tree Bros and Jared/Zoe
Type: Kinda??? Everyone Lives AU
Rating: NR (Major Character Death)
Chapters: 55/55
Words: 56k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10463292
(I’m not really, at all, a fan of the ending of this fic (I mean, I get what they were TRYING to do but it just made a lot of the story useless) but I really liked the beginning and such. Only read if you like sad endings I guess?)

Title: The Desperate Type
Author: chchchchcherrybomb @chchchchcherrybomb
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T (Violence)
Chapters: 22/22
Words: 88k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10549944
(Has multiple sequel oneshots and a prequel series. This. I just, I love this fic. SO MUCH! This was my very first DEH fic and I love every minute of it. If you haven’t read you must!! If you have, RE READ IT! I’ve re-read it so many time now I just love it.)

Title: Pain
Author: faraandmera @faronisisioni
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 56/56
Words: 89k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10960893
(I do like this one, I think Evan recognizing Connor is like him like Connor does (maybe) in the musical and decides to not give up on him. Idk. I like it when Evan battles his anxieties. Cuz it’s hard and it’s just really admirable.)

:ONGOING SERIES:

Title: This Isn’t The End
Author: aliensinflowercrowns @aliensinflowercrowns
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Childhood Friends AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 2/?
Words: 3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11770959/chapters/26536557
(I was super happy to see this appear on Tumblr. The story so far is very good and I really cant wait to see where it all leads to.)

Title: All My Hope
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Kinda Ghost AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 3/?
Words: 8k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11762676/chapters/26515191
(AHHHHHHHHH OMFG ITS ONLY THREE CHAPTERS SO FAR AND IM ALREADY SO HOOKED!!!! This is why they are one of my fav authors. Such an original idea and I can’t wait to see it play out!)

Title: You Saved My Life Once
Author: Alchemized_Angel @anatoleisaslut
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M (Violence)
Chapters: 13/?
Words: 19k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11031336

Title: Between the Pages
Author: AriMarris @arimarris
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Librarian!Connor AU
Rating: E (Smut)
Chapters: 1/3
Words: 22k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11105562
(I’ve been following this fic since BEFORE it came out. I just fuckin love it okay? And I’m just waiting and WAITING FOR MORE!)

Title: The Accountant in the Blue Suit
Author: TheaterTherapy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Office AU
Rating: E (Smut)
Chapters: 7/?
Words: 24k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11629449/chapters/26151939
(Fuck, fuck, this is too cute!!!! Ahh!! I thought it was gonna just be all angst (though it hints at it later) but this is actually really cute???!!!)

Title: All We Do Is Run
Author: Ann_Knightley
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College Roommates AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 21/?
Words: 25k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10982040
(I don’t really like the direction that the fic is planning on going (love triangles aint my thing), but before then it’s the best roommates fic I’ve read.)

Title: The Wrong Murphy
Author: HayleySykes_FandomQueen @theoperaghostsstudent
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: NR
Chapters: 6/?
Words: 26k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10686540
(This is cute! It is slow on updates but it’s worth it! Just… I like it a lot k?)

Title: Night Talks
Author: smokeandwhispers @nb-connor
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Sorta Telepathic Bond AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 13/?
Words: 30k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11506344

Title: Chromaticity
Author: The_Forgotton_Nobody @scarlett-ice
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 10/20
Words: 31k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11110623
(This is really cute. I really love where the story is going right now.)

Title: Jump
Author: bazwrites @transjared
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls and Jared/OC
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 27/?
Words: 54k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10669914
(This is the most popular Tree Bros fic and it really deserves it. The writing is wonderful and I can’t help but just love it! I’m happy every time it updates.)

Title: Reinvention
Author: AceSparkleGirl @tearezicryrope
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Connor and Evan were Friends Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 31/?
Words: 60k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10692267

Title: Light
Author: adrawnangel
Ship: Tree Bros Minor Galaxy Girls and Jared/OC
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 29/?
Words: 78k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11397288

bailci  asked:

I can't think of headcanons myself, but how would their first kiss go? :D

*digs hands into cliche solangelo headcanon box*

@bailci asked for headcanons and instead i delievered a fanfiction in bullet point omfg im so sorry

  • fight me all you want on this, but their relationship for sure started with a ‘first kiss’ because they’re cheesy like that
  • so lets give a bit of background shall we ??
  • i like to think that they really became friends—actual friends–after those three days in the infirmary and they obviously had *those* moments
  • you know what im talking about.
  • like when things got a bit too quiet during their walks and both had the urge to just reach out and hold the others hand
  • or when they one of them were caught by the other stealing glances here and there during meetings because literally who cares about what chiron’s saying when there’s a cute boy in the room
  • but besides those little moments, i’d say they were pretty comfortable with each other
  • nico would voluntarily hang out with will at the infirmary and “help him out” and “bring him a snack”
  • anyway let me actually answer this before i go on rambling about their cute friendship days:
  • maybe things got pretty bad one night. i’d presume nico had some really bad nightmares and he woke up and took a walk to clear his mind
  • and maybe he just happened to walk over to the path that lead him to the apollo cabin—half because he hated the dark and half because the glowing warmth of the cabin gave him comfort and solace
  • and of course, will would just be leaning there, maybe trying to get his own thoughts out of his head and when he saw nico, he’d just smile and gesture him to come closer.
  • they’d take a walk together around camp, just talking about normal things until will asked him what he was doing up and walking around at twelve in the morning
  • “you’re literally the child of the sun solace the better question is what are you doing at twelve in the morning”
  • will would probably just shrug and say how he was just couldn’t sleep cause he was thinking about his brothers
  • and then—uh oh—it’s awkward and quiet suddenly and will doesn’t knows why until nico starts talking about how he was thinking of bianca and oh
  • and because will solace is a Literal Sunshine he’d probably just ask him to elaborate and talk about his sister and his time at italy and all of a sudden nico is flailing his arms and his eyes are sparkling and will is biting his lip to stop himself from smiling too much
  • eventually the conversation fades away comfortably, maybe laughing at something nico said, but either way the silence that follows after is finally a comfortable one
  • nico breaks it by looking over at will with the calmest expression will has ever seen and he thanks him—for listening, for being there, for letting him rant on and [insert bumbling flustered nico here]
  • “he’s really cute but oh god he won’t shut up and i’m pretty sure he doesn’t even know what’s he’s saying anymore”
  • so will decides to shut him up and calm him down by leaning in closer and pressing his lips against nico’s in a chaste, gentle way. his lips are warm—they’re unbelievably smooth and the happy warmth bubbling inside his chest is a bit too much and for a second will doesn’t realize that nico’s become tense against him
  • and just as he’s about to pull back, nico relaxes slowly and presses closer in a super nervous and unsure type of way because he’s 14 okay and he can’t even handle will smiling at him and you’re talking kissing
  • will feels a rush of happiness and he puts his hand on top of nico’s trembling one (he also learns that kissing, contrary to popular belief, does not calm people down)
  • and they part, not because they want to, but because breathing is a thing and they kind of forgot how to do that in the last few seconds.
  • now all of a sudden they’re looking at each other with wide eyes that dart to the other’s lips awkwardly and faces that are too red to be healthy and they just start laughing because their shocked and also nervous but most of all happy and “oh my god did we just…”
  • they spend the rest of the night unable to sleep but because of a good reason this time: just thinking about how the others lips felt and each little sensation and smiling into their pillows and oh my god is that the sun?

give me headcanons (or risk asking me for some and opening a black hole)