i really like that word now ;d lmao

anonymous asked:

prompt #5 w/ monty x fem!reader? maybe they're both in class and monty takes her pen so she tries to get it back but accidentally grazes his dick or something and smut would be really great. thank you love🌹

oh man i loved this request. however, i didn’t go full smut, but definitely request a second part if you’d like! this is kinda a tease ;) lmao, enjoy!! x

#5: “Give me my pen back.” “What’s the magic word?” “Now.”

He snatched the pen from your hand, making you whip around to your right in order to face him. “Hey, give it back!” You pouted, holding out your hand expectantly.

He smirked. “Sorry babe, no can do.”

You glowered at him. “Mon, please? I need to write notes.”

He shook his head. “No, you were tapping it annoyingly and so you can earn it back.”

You narrowed your eyes as he moved the hand holding your pen to the other side of him. You looked over to the teacher, seeing her grading a students work at her desk.

“Monty,” You dared. “Give me my pen back.” You tried reaching for his pen but he grabbed that in time, taking it away from your reach.

“What’s the magic word?” He sang, the cockiest smirk lifting his lips.

“Now.” You sassed back, reaching across his lap to his hand beside his leg. You accidentally grazed his pants, eliciting an almost moan, as he caught himself in time from embarrassing you both.

His free hand grasped your arm straight away and you looked up to him, a smug smirk set on your face.

“Stop,” He muttered, eyes meeting yours. “Or else.”

“Or else what?” You whispered, daring him.

His hand went from your arm to your thigh instantly, you almost let out a squeak at the nerves running up your spine. He watched your eyes as he continued to slide his warm hand up, smirking as your eyes change.

“Don’t,” You muttered. “Because you’ll regret it.”

He quirked a brow. “Will I?”

You parted your legs as he trailed his fingers to the left, running along your skin, teasing you. Your stomach was bubbling with excitement, watching Monty’s eyes turn darker. He cupped your heat in his hand. A moan almost erupting from your lips as you closed your eyes, your other hand coming up to cover your mouth.

“M-Monty,” You breathed, eyes opening to meet his. He was already looking at you, moving his hand so his palm was rubbing against you. “M-Mon, we’ll get caught.”

He shrugged. “Not if we’re smart enough,” He whispered. “And you’re pretty smart.”

Your hand came back down, resting on his lap. He only rubbed you harder, daring you to start on him, and so you did. He dropped his head onto your shoulder as your hand moved against his pant clad cock.

“Fuck you.” He muttered into your shoulder.

“Please do.”

lmaoooo im sorry if its shit,, i just wanted to get this out. love ya. x

anonymous asked:

Can I just say that Jaide has fr glo'd up like her body looking right, her highlight poppin and her eyebrows are on fleek like 🤧🤧🤧 when is Wes bitch ass gonna wife her


lmao Jaide really has been on the sideline glowing up all by herself and saying fuck everyone. i’ve always mentioned that she’s been the late bloomer compared to her siblings and like now that she’s filling out and becoming more curvier it’s like:

“who the fuckkkk???”

but lmaoo plsss.. summer break is coming soon which means the kids will have some time to relax a little so maybe i can show them hanging out again like before. Juju is secretly texting Jaide on the side with all the details and letting her know Crys is cancelled.

alberto-rozende  asked:

istg if they give us a magnus/asmodeus flashback i'll die for real

It will be the end of me. If we see him he’s got to be like they describe in the book. I really hate him but damn he’s pretty cool. I kinda just hoped we’d get the whole Edom storyline and not have to deal with him for a while lmao. But like I also don’t want the Edom storyline cause that broke me.

anonymous asked:

do you kno like how many words the next chapter's going to be? for some reason I feel like it's going to be really long and I'm so excited lmao

I meeeean I’d say it’s close to half done and there’s a little over 15K written right now (total - only 8K of that is in order), so you’re probably right, lol. Honestly, I’d be really surprised if this chapter clocked in at less than 30,000. I mapped it out a few weeks ago and it’s A Lot. 

goldenwooly  asked:

for the character thing: Inigo/Laslow ;)

G O D s //inhales

  • First impression
    w. t. f. i LOVE him. who is this gorgeous man? this is olivia’s son? fuckit im marrying him wtf i love him ??

  • Impression now
    words can’t desribe how much i love this man..

  • Favorite moment
    that time he licked robin’s face like wtf lmao
    also his s-rank in fates bc he called me ‘love’ and im still not over it weeps

  • Idea for a story
    inigo/laslow is real and he loves me

  • Unpopular opinion
    I don’t ship him with anyone besides Kamui/Robin bc i’m selfish and possessive. and really don’t like him with azura bc i’m jealous of how good a couple they’d be

  • Favorite relationship
    i dont even need to answer this

  • Favorite headcanon
    secretly wears insoles to look taller for the ladies 
    also he cried when he got his left ear pierced

chxra  asked:


Send 🔪 to find my muse drenched in blood after they killed someone

                      “.. I told him to stay away..”

⇛罪┇ He murmured, standing beneath flickering corridor light as splashes of sepia made the sight of fresh B L O O D shimmer like dark rubies across his pale skin.  “Told him it wasn’t ‘WISE’ to seek out what is ‘MINE’, but, he just wouldn’t listen.. ! Not even a word!” Now outstretching both arms with a drenched knife as if upon some non-existent stage, the little killer sighed, seemingly displeased by Chara’s sudden entry. “And now YOU come in like on queue! What the hell was I supposed to do…?” There was no point in denying. “Let him just take you away….?”

                The corpse at their feet was not a stranger.

“I’m sorry… I.. couldn’t let him.” What Chara witnessed was the resting place of his one && only brother, Nero. That one && only person who without hesitation leaped into the spider’s den for his beloved sibling, breathing no more. “We are going to be together forever, as they say.”

anonymous asked:

for Munday: What inspired you to start this blog?

((honestly? it was because at the time i had just barely got into gravity falls and saw like.. a bunch of ask blogs. So at first I made a series of ask junk on my deviantart and well, it was kinda cluttering all my usual art so i ended up making a blog for it.

It’s kinda weird looking back on it now. It’s been a year since then and this blog has made A LOT of changes cause of it. Now it’s been more of a literate rp blog than an ask one, and I never thought I’d even be doing this kind of thing considering I don’t really like writing all too much. It’s nice though! For the first time in like…. EVER, i actually enjoy typing a whole bunch of words into a paragraph. I guess i have you guys to thank for that lmao))

rose-kaori  asked:

1-20 (ㆁωㆁ*)

1. is there a boy/girl in your life? there’s food in my life, why would i want to share that lol

2. think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? lmao fuck no

3. what do you think of when you hear the word “meow”? cats? lol

4. what’s something you really want right now? some good dicc lmfao

5. are you afraid of falling in love? yes

6. do you like the beach? yeah but i don’t get to go as often as i’d like

7. have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? my sisters lol after we’ve eaten breakfast, lunch, or dinner we just go to the couch, put a movie on, and just fall asleep (or did this question mean with someone else?)

8. what’s the background on your cell? right now, it’s one of those default wallpapers that moves that apple offers

9. name the last four beds you were sat on? my bed, my sister’s bed, my other sister’s bed, and my parents’ bed lol

10. do you like your phone? yeah i like it. it’s not broken, it’s not slow and i don’t need to upgrade it

11. honestly, are things going the way you planned? lmao when do things ever go the way i plan?

12. who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? i think it was one of my classmates from my eng class

13. would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? can i have both?

14. which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? emotional pain because physical pain can go away, but emotional pain always comes back

15. would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? both

16. are you tired? i’m always tired

17. how long have you known your 1st phone contact? my whole life

18. are they a relative? yes lol it was i think either my mom or dad who was my first phone contact

19. would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? lmfao fuck no

20. when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? july or august 2015 i don’t remember

anonymous asked:

Different anon here. I want to talk about in limbo but I can't put into words how it makes me feel. It's like a jazz band where all the members are doing their crazy shit and... suddenly the song makes sense. Idk, it's like when you feel dizzy and then the world gets cohesive again?

I really couldn’t agree more! When I was listening to Kid A for the first time this song literally made me turn it off lmao (now it’s a fave song kinda funny how this all seems to work lololol :D) I literally was thinking about how much of a jumbled mess it was and I wanted cry at how bad I thought it was but like I feel you! After getting into the album, I was completely amazed at how well they could all be doing crazy shit but somehow still work together and make magic! Also, Thom’s vocals in this track are just impeccable one of my favorite vocal performances