i really hate them

a long list of keith + lance concepts:

  • keith or lance waking up before the other, and admiring the other quietly as they sleep
    • lance, waking up, tiredly: hi
    • keith, already awake, smiling at him: hi
    • or
    • keith, just waking up: good morning
    • lance, smiling at him: it is now
  • the two of them standing close to each other and speaking quietly — no one else knows what they’re saying, but keith is laughing
  • their insults for each other becoming pet names
    • keith sitting in the rec room, looking up when lance walks in from a mission: hey, genius
    • lance, removing his helmet and walking up to him: what it do, mullet (leans down and kisses him)
  • the two of them comforting each other when they’re missing home, having a rough day, or just feeling sad
    • keith with his head bowed and fists clenched, angrily wiping at his tears until his boyfriend pulls him in for a hug, making him feel better instantly
    • lance with a forced smile on his face and teary eyes, swearing that he’s fine!! until keith embraces him, and he feels safe enough to cry
  • keith wrapping his arms around lance from behind, at random points in the day, burying his face against his shoulder
    • keith during a team meeting: (hugs lance like this)
    • lance: (smiles and covers keith’s hands on his waist with his own)
  • lance coming up behind keith and wrapping his arms around keith’s shoulders, saying ~stuff in his ear
    • keith, smiling, leaning away: shhhh! shh
  • the two of them sharing a pair of earbuds (sharing their favorite songs)
  • keith lifting his chin a little whenever he wants a kiss
    • (the team after one of shiro’s pep talks, about to get back in their lions)
    • keith: wait (taps lance’s arm) (leans close, raising his chin)
    • lance: (smiles, and kisses him) good luck
    • keith: (smiling) you too
  • lance tapping his cheek whenever he wants a kiss
    • (the team about to head out on a mission, exiting the rec room)
    • lance: hey (at keith, before he leaves) aren’t you forgetting something? (leans forward and taps the side of his face)
    • keith: (smiles and kisses his cheek) there you go
    • lance: hm… i think i need a little more.
    • keith: … (grabs lance’s collar and pulls him in for a deep, long kiss on the mouth) … all set?
    • lance: (heart eyed and a little dazed) yeah
  • holding hands under the table at breakfast
  • laughing together in the rain
  • [On the way to Mint Eye Headquarters]
  • MC: Can I ask a question?
  • Seven: Only if it's important.
  • MC: Do owls have eyelashes?
  • Seven:
  • MC:
  • Seven: *pulls over to Google it*
What was really going down outside the Jeep
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Stiles:</b> *is giving an incredibly beautiful and heartbreaking speech to Lydia about what she means to him and what he wants her to remember about him*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> *waiting outside the Jeep* So, shouldn't we be taking him right now?<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> *also waiting outside Jeep* *looks through window and sees stydia talking* Not yet. This is the good part.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> ???<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *watching Stydia with heart eyes* They're so beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> Remember I love you.<p/><b>All 3 Ghost Riders:</b> *sigh*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Okay. Take him now.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> That seems a little cruel man. He did just say he loves her.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Um, we're not the good guys.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> Oh yeah lol. Rip him out the car.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *still has heart eyes* *rips Stiles out of the car* So beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> ???<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
The water signs listening to someone
  • Cancer: will listen intently for a while but at some point will interrupt, say they understand completely, and launch into a vaguely related story about themselves
  • Scorpio: will listen the entire time, say absolutely nothing in response, and remember it in exact detail for the rest of their lives
  • Pisces: will probably start crying or cheering before a point was even made
Pick Up Lines
  • Draco: *reading witch weekly in the sofa* Hey Harry!
  • Harry: *sitting in front of Draco reading quidditch weakly what?
  • Draco: Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here...
  • Harry: ...
  • Draco: You must play Quidditch, I know a Keeper when I see one.
  • Harry: *blushing* ha bloody Ha Draco
  • Draco: You must be my horcrux, because you complete me
  • Harry: *blushing intensified*
  • Draco: Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
  • Harry: draco don´t....
  • Draco: Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
  • Harry: ...
  • Draco: I don’t need accio to make you come.
  • Harry: oh god, just stop...
  • ron: *sighs*

@natvanlis: Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and tell the twelve-year-old girl that got shoved into lockers what her life is like now.


You’re right, little brother. I can’t forgive you for destroying our hometown. ‘Cause I ain’t gonna let it happen.


folkin around // panic! at the disco


          I made a choice.
          I wasn’t going to kill for them. So
          I ran.Right into you. And you looked at
          me like no one ever had. I was
          ashamed of what I was. But I’m done
          with the First Order. I’m never
          going back. Rey, come with me.

          Don’t go.


OiHina Monthly: September - Road Trip Prompt

Inspired by @mooksmookin‘s wonderful road trip au. ♥ 

Ok, I’m officially sick of it.

I reblog one finnrey thing and I’m already being told that I “don’t have the right to do that because I am a reylo”

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re going to tell me what I am “allowed” to put on MY blog?

I used to actually ship both reylo and finnrey but now I only ship reylo purely because of the hateful finnrey shippers.

Listen, I am a grown-ass woman who is too busy, too tired, and too physically ill to receive complaints from whiny 14 year olds who think one year of high school gives them all the experience and emotional maturity the world can give, and all because I want two FICTIONAL characters to be together.

I’m getting really sick of it. Get a life. Get a hobby. (Yelling at adults in the computer for fictional character preferences cannot be healthy in the long term)


There are cis women who grow beards. There are cis women who don’t get periods. There are cis women who are infertile. There are cis women without breasts. There are cis women with deep voices. There are cis women with broad shoulders. There are cis women without uteruses.

How do you define “woman”? There will always be one of your precious “woman born women” that won’t fit your definition.

You throw cis women under the bus at any chance just to hurt and harm trans women. You say you fight for women, but you are all just mysoginists in disguise. You are disgusting hyporcrites and I hate you all.


Do y'all see what happens with girl groups and how neglected they are by their companies. there are hundreds of boy groups out there with the same old recycled concepts who have one hit song and lift their shirt once and get thousands of fans yet girl groups work so hard (even twice as hard) and get multiple hits and shows us real talent but people listen to their songs but don’t actually support them and then they get tossed to the side until they finally disband. so please start actively supporting girl groups, love their sexy concepts, love the cute concepts as well because god forbid we lose more of these legendary groups.