i really hate it if you must know :


Okay, so I wouldn’t normally make a post like this, but it is upsetting me so I can only imagine what its putting @wiishu and @therealjacksepticeye through.

This woman is certain that wiishu is hurting jack. which we all know is a load of bullshit. If you think that this is fake, or even her messing around. This is NOT the first time- click the picture and swipe for the rest of them.

This person will not believe that wiishu is nothing but a nice, beautiful human being, and that jack and wiishu have a healthy relationship - as in wiishu DOES NOT abuse him, in anyway shape or form.

It has gone as far for her to say this as well.

honestly, this girl is really frustrating me. I’m making this post, not to make everyone go to her account and attack her, please dont.

But, if you see a comment like this from her please report it or SOMETHING. Because, I really hate to see Signe and Seán upset.

It might not bother them, but to know that it could be bothering them, bothers me.

@wiishu You are a beautiful human being, inside and out, and I want you to know that. You must be one of the nicest people I know of, so please if this is getting you down at all, please know that this is one person out of the millions who love you, she is just obviously jealous, but Signe, please ignore her… Her words are nothing, and are incorrect… We love you <3

@therealjacksepticeye I know you most likely wont like this person to get attention and I’m sorry for making this post, but I really needed to as it was really stressing me out, I hope you arent getting upset about this either, and if you are, the same goes to you, you have millions of people who love you, and this one person shouldnt and hopefully doesnt mean anything. 

We all know what she is saying about Signe is incorrect and obscured, Signe would never do this, I dont know anyway that we can stop her personally as we cant ban her from jacks accounts. The only way is if we report her comments. Even then that might not work…

All we can do is show them our love.

Again. I am truly sorry for this post, but it had to be made. 

think about how lonely queer idols must feel… knowing most of their fans would turn on them in a moment if they came out… it’s hard to be an idol in general because majority of fans - even subconsciously - feel like they have some kinda of ownership over you and don’t actually care about your well being… but imagine been closeted queer. not only do they use you but they would actually hate you for just being queer.

i really really hope there comes a day when idols can come out and not be ashamed of who they are. on top of that, im so proud of all of them for having the courage to pursue their dreams and make music despite the bigotry that exists in their very audience

Reunited AUs

”I still have you in my phone under ‘don’t call’ even though it’s been years and I just accidentally sent you a rickroll oops” au

“this is so unfair there’s this song getting popular and the singer sounds like you and all these lyrics almost sound like they could be about me but you’re singing about lost love and you weren’t in love with me wait I’m watching the music video and crying and hey that’s definitely you wtf” au

“oh my god i just hit someone with my car and it’s you hey i’m sorry are you okay please don’t sue?” au

“we’re romantic leads in a play and hey what ruined our friendship again OH YEAH THIS INSANE CHEMISTRY this isn’t awkward at all” au

“you’re famous and just got asked if you were ever in love this should be good– WAIT WHAT” au

“so i know we just reunited but mind explaining how your whole life went to hell?” au

“you just liked a three year old photo of me on instagram i didn’t even know you had an account” au

“something came up and now i’m really scared you’ll spill this old secret of mine please don’t do that” au

“i’m a nurse and oh my god what happened why are you here i can’t lose you a second time” au 

“did you know when you meet your soulmate ‘x’ happens? the government’s kept it under wraps but i just found out and i think we should try again cause i always assumed it was coincidence but that thing happened when we met” au

“i’m moving and i know this is a long-shot but want my dog?? you’re the only other person it ever liked and i hate you but i love it” au

“i thought you hated me but i just accidentally sent you a booty text and you accepted and i am seriously considering it” au

“so i didn’t know why you dropped contact with me and i just found out and here’s how i totally did not do that” au

“we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke” au

“our best friends are dating you’re still the spawn of satan though” au

“i just found out through social media/mutual friends that you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. do you know how many times i did not make a move” au

“we’ve been chatting online and we get on really well and oh that explains it” au (bonus: i totally told you about my crappy ex oops it you)

seven-word sentence starter.
  • “please, don’t take this the wrong way.”
  • “know that we’ll still have each other.”
  • “tell me we’re doing the right thing.”
  • “you know what i was gonna say.”
  • “i don’t give a shit what happened.”
  • “everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”
  • “sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”
  • “you really don’t have to keep apologising.”
  • “i hate knowing we have to hide.”
  • “it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”
  • “this is all out of our control.”
  • “i think i’m going crazy without you.”
  • “what am i supposed to say to that?”
  • “we need to talk. call me.”
  • “i can’t sleep because of all this.”
  • “how much more must i be hurting?”
  • “i’m not the person i once was.”
  • “c’mon you know it’s not like that.”
  • “what about all of this is funny?”
  • “tell me you don’t feel the same.”
  • “you always seem to make me speechless.”
  • “you left me here all by myself.”
  • “is this all a joke to you?”
  • “i can still remember the good times.”
The salty monk

Context: Our party is infiltrating a fancy party to get ahold of an artifact we’ve been hired to find. Our party consists of Ash'on the broody drow rogue, Thia the cinnamon roll elf bard, and Tas the salty human monk (me). During this fancy party, a woman is ‘murdered’, and everyone is trapped within the building. Attending the party, are also two extremely racist people who really, really hate drow. Tas ended up getting sick of the two partygoers shit. This happened more than once. 

Basically directly after the murder happens when Ash'on happened to step close to where the murder occurred along with everyone else…

Racist man: “YOU, drow filth! You must have killed her! These filthy drow are using their magic to trap us and are going to pick us off one by one!!”

Ash'on: “Seriously? How do we know YOU didn’t kill her-”

Racist man: “How dare you accuse me!? You filthy-”

Tas(me): “My apologies sir, but I believe perhaps this isn’t the time to be throwing about baseless accusations. I advise you stay calm-”

Racist man: “STAY CALM?!? How am I supposed to stay calm with these disgusting killers about??”

Tas(me): “It’s actually quite simple, first you take a deep breath, hold it, and then you shut your bitch mouth”

Needless to say, he was offended. He attempted to call the guards on me before the host interfered. This moment also solidly cemented Tas’s reputation as the salty monk.

To every shaken white person who thinks some kind of seismic shift happened in Charlottesville, posting variations of “I can’t imagine what it must be like to be a poc in America right now,” I’ll tell you:

It feels the same as it did two days ago. The same as a year ago, same as usual.

You didn’t think violent white supremacy still existed in 2017? You thought the rise in Neo Nazi rallies (you do know they’re not a new thing) was a feature of free speech, not a bug? You thought Dylan Roof was just a poor misunderstood mentally ill kid? What, you thought police brutality toward Black people is just a few isolated events that get blown out of proportion? You think school resegregation has nothing to do with hating Black children (who, trust me, know you hate them, even if you act like you don’t)?

You really think we’re all waking up today like you, asking higher powers what happened to this country?

I can’t imagine what it must be like to be that isolated from reality. Wake up, and try to stay awake this time.


Im half Surinamese and half Pakistani living in The Netherlands so let me say this.

Everyone get rid of your henna tattoo’s, kimono looking clothing, facial jewels like bindi’s n whatever you made your new festival hype, asian styled makeup, wardrobe even your mannerisms like the way you eat or talk everything that links yourself to another race since it’s ‘so’ wrong. Sharing culture should be a beautiful thing, something that shouldn’t divide us more than the human race is already divided. Jackson out of all people on this planet would not have had the intentions to hurt or belittle anyone of any race or culture. He probably sat down in the chair, fell asleep. They did his hair, he woke up took some pictures and didn’t think anything of it. And he’s right, he’s not the only one: Bobby (Ikon) Taeyang, Gdragon (bigbang) WinWin (NCT) Kai (EXO) <- that’s not an excuse, but I didn’t see half the shit y'all are putting Jackson through on their pages at the time. There’s so many more idols that I can’t think off at the top of my head right now. He apologized and explained his perception of the situation. Stop commenting hateful shit. It’s rude and hurtful to not only Jackson but his fans and the rest of Got7. Stop painting him out to be someone he isn’t. Just stop.

I know many people will come at my throat saying I don’t understand, but the perception I have of this situation is different than some of you. You also have to understand that costums and culture in Asia is like a 360 flip to what we are a custom to, they don’t understand the concept of cultural appropriation because they just don’t know of it! Also Jackson probably had nothing to say on how he looked since it’s Pepsi? If Jackson was a hateful person, bashing black culture or people then Fuck i’d understand and probably join in on educating him but he is a human being with feelings, we all know how sensitive he is. AND even if you stand for what you believe in and feel like it’s really wrong what he did: SAY IT NICELY. Y'all won’t make him ‘understand’ by writing hateful shit on twitter or instagram. Let me also justify that I don’t agree with the way he answered and handled it, but seeing the situation he must have been really flustered seeing his comment section and just started typing without really thinking about it or consulting anyone.

I’m sure I missed a lot on this topic but if you have something to say to me i’ll reply.



Something about this moment always felt a little jarring to me and it took me awhile to put my finger on it, why Anakin’s line of “you’re the closest thing I have to a father” rung so false to me.

And what it wound up being was two things–one, they do not act like father and son in any real way (right here, Obi-Wan’s reaction is to point out how Anakin doesn’t treat him like a father at all), they’re far more like an older brother/younger brother in terms of traditional family dynamics, but also–if that were true, Anakin wouldn’t have sought out Palpatine’s presence as a (grand)father figure so hungrily.

If Obi-Wan was a father figure in Anakin’s life, why was he seeking out Palpatine fill that role instead?  Why does he say that here, when nothing else fits with the dynamics of a father/son relationship?  Why would Anakin frame it that way, when it doesn’t feel that way at all?



Palpatine would know that the Jedi Master/Padawan pairings aren’t inherently father/son dynamics (they often can be, but that this one wasn’t, they were too close in age for that or simply that Obi-Wan wasn’t acting like a father to him), knowing that Anakin would think he wanted that.

So he suggests that Obi-Wan is the closest thing Anakin has to a father, under the guise of that kindly grandfather act, that, oh, you must forgive him, he’s the closest thing you have a a father, isn’t he?, and encourages Anakin to frame it that way, knowing that Obi-Wan would shut it down and it would come across to Anakin that Obi-Wan was rejecting him.

Palpatine deliberately suggested framing it that way, knowing it would drive a wedge between them, because he knows that Kenobi is an obstacle in his path to dragging Anakin down into the dark.



  • I believe I’m a good person.
  • I think there’s good in everyone.
  • I look around at all these people I’ve known all my life and I ask myself… what happened?
  • This ain’t no high school, this is the Thunderdome.
  • Hold your breath and count the days.
  • We’re graduating soon.
  • College will be paradise.
  • I know life can be beautiful.
  • If we/I changed back then, we/I could change again.
  • Hey, are you okay?
  • Things will get better.
  • Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.
  • What did you say to me, skank?
  • We were kind before, we can be kind once more.
  • We on for movie night?
  • What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.
  • He is the smartest guy on the football team, which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
  • I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?
  • You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen.
  • Why do they/you hate me?
  • Why don’t I/you fight back?
  • Why do I/you act like such a creep? 
  • Why do I cry myself to sleep?
  • Send me a sign, God!
  • She is a mythic bitch.
  • I would give anything to be like that.
  • Maybe you should see a doctor.
  • For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.
  • You could stand to lose a few pounds.
  • I don’t want any trouble.
  • Don’t you dare touch me!
  • Who could survive this?
  • I think I’m dying.
  • Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?
  • I’d normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch, but I’m feeling nice.
  • If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls.
  • You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.
  • Why when you see boys fight does it look so horrible yet feel so right?
  • I shouldn’t watch this crap, that’s not who I am.
  • Could you be seen with me and still act proud?
  • It’s fine if you don’t agree.
  • I would fight for you if you would fight for me.
  • Happiness comes when everythings numbs.
  • The world doesn’t owe you a cent.
  • You’re planning your future, ____. You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.
  • The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls.
  • Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.
  • Let’s get naked in my pool.
  • Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.
  • It’s time for big fun!
  • So wait, it’s lime, then salt, then shot?
  • You’re doing it wrong!
  • You’re looking good tonight!
  • Woah, a hot guy/girl smiled at me without a trace of mockery!
  • Stoned. Zoned. I should quit.
  • Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
  • I’m not afraid.
  • I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
  • Way to show maturity!
  • Quit it jackass, get off of me!
  • I didn’t need your help.
  • You need a jello shot!
  • I can’t believe you actually came.
  • It’s exciting, right?
  • Showing up here took some guts.
  • Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.
  • There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
  • I’m in your yard.
  • I’m a dead girl/man walking.
  • What’re you doing in my room?
  • Sorry, but I really had to wake you.
  • I decided I must ride you till I break you.
  • Tonight I’m yours.
  • Lets go, you know the drill.
  • I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.
  • You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree.
  • So the world’s unfair, keep it locked out there.
  • How’d you find my address?
  • Let’s break the bed!
  • I think you tore my mattress!
  • Believe it or not, I knew about fear.
  • I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes.
  • The world, it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen/king crown.
  • No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has feelings.
  • No one sees the me inside of me.
  • Jesus, you’re making me sound like Air Supply.
  • No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has substance. That’s the curse of popularity.
  • I am more than just a source of handjobs.
  • Call me when the shuttle lands.
  • I weep for all I failed to be.
  • You’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?
  • I’m bigger than John Lennon!
  • You got a left hand? Use it.
  • Don’t talk mean like that.
  • You make my balls so blue.
  • You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.
  • I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.
  • You’re not alone.
  • Our love is God.
  • We can start and finish wars, We’re what killed the dinosaurs.
  • I worship you.
  • I’d trade my life for yours.
  • I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.
  • Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
  • I don’t understand.
  • Stop being a dick!
  • What does that mean?
  • What the fuck have you done?!
  • My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue, after all that we been through.
  • Fine, we’re damaged, really damaged but that does not make us wise.
  • We’re not special, we’re not different.
  • Don’t you want a life with me?
  • If you could let me in I could be good with you.
  • Don’t stop looking in my eyes.
  • I wanna be with you.
  • Hold me tighter. Even closer.
  • I’ll stay if I’m what you choose.
  • You’re the one I choose.
  • Deep inside of everyone, there’s a hot ball of shame.
  • Everyday’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.
  • Our love can knock our walls down.
  • Tried to change the world, barely made a dent.
  • I have struggled with despair.
  • I prayed, but God’s not there.
  • There’s nowhere to hide.
  • You don’t deserve to live.
  • You’re pathetic because you whine!
  • You’re gonna die alone.
  • We’re all grown up and we know better.
  • I believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.
  • Oh my God. Is she/he dead?
  • Keep it together.
  • I’m so sorry.
  • Where have you been?
  • You wouldn’t understand.
  • You don’t know what my world looks like!
  • Sorry to come through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know.
  • You chucked me out like I was trash!
  • You left me and I fell apart.
  • You changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.
  • I was meant to be yours.
  • Don’t give up on me now.
  • Society churns out slaves and blanks. No thanks.
  • Open the door, please.’
  • Please, can we not fight anymore?
  • You’re scared, I’ve been there.
  • Don’t make me come in there!
  • No one here deserves to die except for me.
  • I wish your mom/dad had been a little stronger. I wish she/he stayed around a little longer.
  • I wish your dad/mom were good.
  • I wish we met before they convinced you life is war.
  • I am damaged, far too damaged.
  • You’re not beyond repair.
  • You look like hell.
  • Hey! What are you doing?!
  • I miss you.
  • I’d be honored if you’d let me be your friend.
  • If no one loves me now, some day somebody will.
  • One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.

After I finished why I drawn ayano ship with male rival

There are a lot of people asking me”Why you don’t draw taro” “koumi! Why do you hate Taro?”

You think about it, if ayano does not prevent the rivals confession to senpai , senpai will not conditionally accept every rivals,then think about if in reality…what a wrong with guy!!?Of course I know this is the necessary setting for the game,the game must have the reason for “game over”

After the Budo changed his character background and after I watched Epic Rap Battles of Akademi - Budo vs Taro,I try to stand on Taro x Ayano,then I went to see the other artists Taro x Ayano fan art…I think they really need some love,you know what I mean

so answer is I like taro, for now.People are easy to change,A few months ago I said I like budo…maybe a few months I’m not in this game anymore,who knows

just take easy,ok?

NCT // Pick Up Lines

Taeil: I wanted to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you I was speechless

Hansol: Do you think we would look good dancing together? I think we should find out.

Johnny: If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Taeyong: I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When it’s found, I’ll stop loving you.

Yuta: Do you like sleeping? Yeah, me too..we should do it together sometime

Kun: You’re heart stops every time you sneeze. Kinda like what happens to me each time I see you.

Doyoung: I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked by.

Ten: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me

Jaehyun: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy

Win win: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Them: Did you just call me Satan?
Win win: Wait- no I mean- oh my god that;s not at all what I meant- I just think you’re an angel and you’re really beautiful- and I’m walking away now

Mark: You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms…..If that’s okay with you I mean if not that’s fine too, whatever you’re comfortable with

Renjun: Everything about you is perfect.. with the exception of one thing. You aren’t mine yet.

Jeno: It’s not my fault I fell in love with you, you’re the one who tripped me

Haechan: Did you fall from heaven? Maybe that’s why your face is messed up……….wait that didn’t sound right, I meant to say you were as beautiful as an angel but I think I ruined it please don’t hate me-

Jaemin: You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears

Chenle: There are a lot of fish in the sea, but I want you to know if I had to pick just one for my fish tank, it would be you 

Jisung: Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you 

sugar ❖ sehun

“You weren’t good at describing things, but if someone asked you what Mina’s dad looked like, you would have probably said ‘a first love’.”

admin : - velvet
genre : fluff, smut (in later parts), pretty huge age gap, kinda daddyish, ceo!sehun, angst

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No way❞ you mumbled as you checked your phone again. The place where you were smelled like fried food and strawberry milkshake, your best friend Mina was playing a game on her phone as she drank her iced peach tea down, the music playing in the background was some Halsey thing that you already heard, but weren’t quite sure of the title. The light in that cafe were neon pinkish and everything felt kind of fake, from the plants to the smiles on the waitresses faces.

If you just stop for a second❞ Mina mumbled taking her eyes away from her cellphone and looking at you. You snapped your head at her, taking your eyes from your phone too and giving her an exasperated expression.

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Two Nights Stand Part 6

Summary: (Modern Au) After a bad breakup, your roommate insists that you need to a one night stand to end your dry spell. Following her advice, you have a bad one night stand with Bucky Barnes, but what happened when you are forced to spend time with him?

Paring: Bucky x Reader

Words: 1758

Warnings: This is vaguely inspired by a movie of the same name. In the future, the series will be having smut so be warned. This chapter has taks about bad sex and bad puns.

A/n: Thanks to @drinkfantasy for being my beta.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Credits to the gifs owners

Bucky leads you to his bedroom, he sits on his bed before saying “Okay, so here we are. Be honest, but don’t be cruel and then I can give you, my feedback.” You arch your eyebrows, your feedback? If you remember correctly he was having a really good time.

 You sit by his side, not believing that he could have any tips for you, not that you were a sex goddess, but come on, he had an orgasm.

“Your feedback? Please, you first. I’m very curious.” You say trying not to sound sarcastic, the way he smiles at you shows you that you failed “Yes, don’t get me wrong you were pretty good but there are a few things that… you might wanna improve.”  You can see that he is teasing you and you really hate that you are falling for it.

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anonymous asked:

Hey, Miss Kat! I hate to bother you, but I was wondering if you could do some headcannons for Kakashi if you don't mind. I know all these headcannon asks must be annoying, but I'm crap at them. You don't have to if you don't want to, but I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

- Continues the proud Team 7 legacy of being a complete Nerd

- Only he’s more subtle about it.

- Has to preserve his Reputation after all

- (Yeah, no, everyone knows this and is very amused by it.)

- Once waited in line for 12 hours to buy the newest Icha Icha book and did not regret it.

- Keeps a scorecard of how many people he’s trolled about his mask that week.

- If the number goes over 30 he takes Tenzo out to lunch and sticks him with the bill.

- It’s character-building, okay

- Gai is the only person in the world who’s known him for longer than .76 seconds and still thinks he’s cool. 

- This is why Gai is his favorite. 

- Does not drink.

- (Often.)

- This is because he’s actually a lightweight. 

- And he has a tendency to be Extra Ridiculous when he’s smashed.

- Seriously, Genma has enough blackmail after that time with the stripping and Aoba and the table in that one bar in Suna. Kakahsi isn’t about to give him more

- Totally lowkey territorial. 

- Most of the time this is fine, but Obito can hold his liquor and likes to drink and has somehow gotten drunk-married five times already and none of those times were to Kakashi.

- It wasn’t even to nice Konoha nin like Raidou or - or Gai or something. Obito had to go and marry into a former terrorist organization and to two members of the Seven Swordsmen. 

- Rin laughs at him. So much. So often. Kakashi is Offended, okay, it’s not his fault he likes his team members where he can see them.

- It totally has nothing to do with that one crush thAT YOU PROMISED NEVER TO MENTION RIN. 

- Absolutely definitely totally not. 

- May have had A Fling with Tenzo when they were both in ANBU but it was Very Awkward and they’re cool as friends. 

- (If Tenzo had known that would have doomed him to get stuck with the bill for the rest of forever, he might have pretended to be a little more upset.)

- Is absolutely terrifying and knows it.

- Never manages to be terrifying enough to catch Obito’s attention Rin what is he doing wrong help.

- On an unrelated note, Rin has been exiled from his circle of friends because she’s a filthy traitor

- Is a good cook and a decent housekeeper, but would rather live off of packaged meals and in the midst of trash piles if Obito wouldn’t yell at him for it. 

- (Why does that get his attention gods this is unfair okay.)

- Has not bought new clothes for himself that are not in some way part of the standard uniform in like. 9 years? Someone help him. 

- Gets shiny new collars and fancy capes for every one of his dogs each time he gets a paycheck, though. 

- Does not trust Cat People. 

- (Yes, Obito counts.)

- Dogs are clearly The Best and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.

- Baby Talk to his dogs is totally a thing. 

- No shame about that, either. 

- Would probably jump off a cliff if someone tossed a copy of Icha Icha over the edge. 

- And has. 

- Once, Rin, god, calm down. 

- (Would totally do it again.)

Is this real?

Simon gets the surprise of his life when his roommate, Baz, asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend. Everything is going according to plan until the line of what’s real and what isn’t starts to blur, and they both have to make a decision.

For @snowbaz-feda

Also many thanks to @eroticgropefest for the beta!!

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Part 1 - We have a deal


It’s late, and I’m trying to do my homework when Baz starts staring at me from his bed. I try to ignore it, but after a full minute I look up at him.

“Look Snow…” he starts the moment our eyes meet “I need to ask you something.” The way he’s looking at me, like he’s nervous, makes me start fidgeting in my seat. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him like this.

“I need you to date me” he says with a more determined expression now, ”I’ll give you whatever you want, money is not a problem, I’m desperate, Snow.”

I drop my pencil. Has he been smoking? ”Uh…what?” I give him a strange look. ”Are you feeling alright Baz?”

He takes a deep breath before saying, “For Crowley’s sake, I’m serious.”

He’s serious. I can see it in his face, so I start laughing because this is ridiculous. What could possibly make him ask me this? He really must be desperate.

“Stop laughing.” Baz says, looking really annoyed.

“You can’t possibly think that I’m gonna fall for that.” He’s serious, but he’s probably plotting something against me. If he just needed someone to date I know he could find someone more than happy to do it.

“Look…I have my reasons. Will you do it or not?”

“You hate me, how could anyone believe this?”

“Oh, they will, not everyone is as thick as you are. Besides, you keep crying about how broke you are, so I’m offering you a way to get money for college.”

He’s an ass, why does he always have to talk like he’s insulting me? The thing is, I do need the money. I want to go to college and share a flat with Penny, but to be able to afford it, I would need to find one, or even two, jobs.

“Say we do this…how much will you give me?”

He looks at me like we’re playing a game and he’s calculating his next move. “I’ll pay you a whole year of college.“

What he’s offering is quite a lot of money, but at the same time, he’s loaded. How desperate is he for me to accept this? “Two years of college.”

“Don’t push it, Snow.”

“Then, no. I don’t accept it” I say simply, and start to stand up.

“Wait. Sit down.” He tells me, so I sit down in my own bed, staring at him “Final offer then. I will pay your whole college if you pretend to be my boyfriend for our remaining year at Watford.”

I know that I’m about to make a deal with the devil, but this is too good to say no. “Fine, we have a deal.”

“No one, including Penny, can know that this isn’t real, got it?” He adds.

“Got it.” I tell him, and he fucking smirks, the bastard. I’m so going to regret this.

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From Enemies to Lovers. Pt:11

Kim Seokjin x Reader

Genre: Angst & gradual fluff

Pt:1 Pt:2  Pt:3  Pt:4  Pt:5  Pt:6  Pt:7 Pt:8 Pt:9 Pt:10 Pt:11 Pt:12 Pt:13 Pt:14 Pt:15FINALE

Originally posted by jjilljj

Another year has gone by and I still have no idea why you hate me so much, and I still have no idea why I’m buying you these gifts when all you do is throw them aside and never bother opening them anyway. Maybe that’s why I’m writing this… But I never wanted you to feel as though you were left out although, me not paying you any attention probably has no affect on you anyway. 

Since you’re not going to read this anyway, I have a bone to pick with you Kim Seokjin. You’re an asshole, why are you treating me like crap all the time? What did I ever do to you for you to hate me so much, so much to the point where you have to pull the most disgusted face when I appear in front of you?

Do you know what’s most annoying even though you treat me as though I’m your enemy? It’s the fact that I have these crazy feelings for you. At first, it was just a mere crush because holy heck you’re a beautiful human being inside and out. Well at least that’s what I thought, but now, even after so long. My feelings for you never disappeared, instead I only grew more fond of you when you grew to hate me more. 

There were so many things about you that caught my eye, the way you don’t blink whilst concentrating on cutting onions whilst you were cooking… cooking food that you never allowed me to taste. The way you look up crosseyed at your bangs that were getting too long. The way you pouted your lips during eat Jin after shoving a huge chunk of steak into your mouth… There were so many traits that you had that I found adorable and honestly it’s regretful that I’ll never be able to tell you these things in person, whilst these feelings are still here because I’m sure they’ll go away eventually - right?

Gosh I really hope you don’t open this because it’s so damn embarrassing to confess through a letter, especially when it’s so cliché and considering how much you dislike me, this must be entertaining for you. But if you do so end up reading this then, I want you to know I never hated you and no matter how hard I try, I don’t think I ever can and if you do see this then laugh all you want because I’ve decided now, that it’s finally time to get over you. So maybe next year I really will stop buying you these gifts. 

- Your number one enemy, Y/N.

December 4th 2016.

Why did she lie? She told me she had a crush on me at the start but I never knew, I never caught on that she’s had feelings for me all these years. I went on to opening the box that was originally stuck to this card, only to find a pair of customised in ears. How did she know? How did she know that I loved Mario? The in ear was white with the Super Mario star printed onto it. 

She’s paid attention to me all these years, she knows the things I like and she knows my favourite foods, she noticed a lot of things. There were so many things that she knew about me and I’ve just come to realise that I know nothing about her.

Polar Opposites (Part 1) | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Romance, Fluff
POV: Reader’s POV and Zach’s POV (Stated before a section)

A/N: Here’s my second request done! This was fun to write especially because the girl in the write-up is extremely similar to who I was in high school. Haha. And it’s the first time I’ve posted an imagine with different POVs. Please do tell me how this all works out or if you guys want me to stick to first person. Enjoy everyone!

Request:  Hey I was wondering if you can do an imagine where Zach falls for a girl after they talk about their favorite things and about what they want to be after high school. Like he’s passionate about being a marine biologist and he loves the sparkle in the girl’s eyes when she talks about her favorite books and how she says she wants to become an author or something along those lines. Maybe she even lets him read some of her writing?



He was the captain of the school’s basketball team, I was the student body president. He was often involved in after-school detention, I was always involved with extracurricular school activities. He was the class clown, I was the class nerd. He had girls running after him, I had boys running away from me. He was 6foot3, I was 5foot7.

I could probably go on with this list but I’m assuming you already catch my drift. We were polar opposites, which was why when our Media teacher chose us as partners for our upcoming media project, I couldn’t help but complain to him after class. Of course he stood by his decision and I was stuck with Zach Dempsey for a week.


Monday after school

“So, what is the project all about again?” Zach asks me while spinning on his desk chair like a 5 year old.

“Can you stop doing that please, my head’s starting to spin now.” I say as I rub my forehead with my eyes shut. A soft sorry escapes his lips as he stopped.

“Mr. Andrews said I have to do a profile about you, and you have to do the same for me. We can use any media we like as long as we’re creative with it. I’m planning on doing a powerpoint.” I reply as I go through my notebook.

“I guess I’ll just do a documentary, it’s the easiest thing to do and I’m pretty good at video editing.” he says as he looks up at the ceiling.

“Alright, fine, let’s get started then.” I suggest and we both get to work. I take a blank piece of paper from my binder and start interviewing him.

“So Zachary Dempsey, would you care to tell me some of your interests, your hobbies, likes and dislikes?” I ask him while clicking my pen.

“Interests: basketball, hobbies: basketball, likes: basketball, dislikes: the color orange, although funnily enough that’s the color of the ball.” he answers and I roll my eyes at him.

“Zach, I already know that you like basketball. I need other information.” I reply.

“Oh, so you want to get to know me better, eh?” he retors with a smirk growing on his face.

“Not known for his modesty.” I mumble to myself as I write it down my blank piece of paper.

“You need to chill Y/N, I was just kidding.” he says as he leans back on his chair and laughs. I exhale deeply and proceed with asking the questions for his profile.

“For the second time, please tell me some of your interests, your hobbies, likes and dislikes.” I say.

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The social politics of Harry Potter are just so fucking unexplored.  Like we know that werewolves are Bad.  They can’t get jobs and there’s a huge stigma about them.  What about werewolves that are hiding?  Werewolves that never went to the hospital and either learn to brew wolfsbane or don’t use it in an effort to hide their condition?  Werewolves that make money on their own like through starting up small businesses or writing or art?  Allies like Dumbledore who hire werewolves anyway?  Is there Werewolf pride beyond the violent form of it we see with Fenrir Greyback’s pack?  If it’s so difficult for werewolves to go to school, are there then werewolf schools started by werewolves run by werewolves?  Are there werewolf communities?  What are attitudes towards werewolves in other countries?

And VEELA HOLY SHIT.  Veela are Good, but only because they’re totally sexualized.  Like for real do you think Veela can get jobs in politics?  Around children?  Just casually in the community, following their Mom-and-Pop shop diner dreams?  You think conservative folks won’t glare them down?  We know all those attracted to them don’t take them seriously, because they apparently put a spell on them with their presence.  Like JESUS FUCK on that alone how many Veela do you think get victim blamed?  

Another thing is metamorphmargi - THEY must get sexualized like whoa too, but probably as a kinky thing.  And Tonks is never described with sexually loaded text the way Fleur is.  Does she desexualize herself on purpose?  Because that really doesn’t seem too out there.  Does she know other metamorphmargi?  Is it a no-no in morph society to make yourself look traditionally attractive?  How difficult do you think it must be for her and others like her to date?  Like it’s probably so difficult to know whether she’s being loved or being fetishized.  And FUCKING HELL GENDER.  I want more about what gender is to metamorphmargi.  

Fucking giants too.  Hagrid is always seen as really sweet and good but also pretty unintelligent.  Madame Maxime did NOT want to be associated with giants.  The giants hate all humans.  Humans are contemptuous about giants, especially, it seems, upper-class wizarding society.  Umbridge hates all overlap with humans.  Unbridge hates mermaids.  Are there mermaids that participate in wizarding society?  How is that for them?  Are mermaids primates?  Did wizards come from the ocean?  Are wizards NOT DESCENDANTS OF CRO-MAGNONS??  Are centaurs primates?

There’s lots of hatred against muggle borns.  We know all about that, kind of.  We also know that (while there are so few PoC in Harry Potter at all) there are PoC elitist pureblood families.  Is there racism in the wizarding society?  Is there not racism?  Is there homophbia?  Is there sexism?  Is the prejudice in muggle society used to justify the prejudice in wizarding society?  There seems to be an assumption that muggles are stupid.  Is this part of why?