i really don't think it's gonna happen

Fish walking in on Eddie and Ozzie pointing guns at each other

and she has shit to do and doesn’t have time to settle petty disputes

so she puts a hand to both of their cheeks and, using her powers, tells them to ‘kiss and make up, already’ so they can get on with important business like taking control of the city away from the Court

needless to say, the result is a little more than she bargained for

:p

Lovely Thing Number Thirty Five:
  • The Child Ace: I don't have a crush on anyone at all. So, HA! You can't tease me about it.
  • Parents: Yeah, they haven't grown out of the cootie phase. So cute.
  • The Early Teens Ace: Wow. Everyone else seems to be really into this stuff. Why am I different? Is there something wrong with me?
  • Parents: We're starting to worry that they're having a secret partner we don't know of. We haven't heard of a single crush, how weird is that?
  • The Late Teens Ace: Am I...am I broken? Alright, Google, don't fail me. Asexual? Oh. Why haven't I heard of this before?
  • Parents: They're probably gay.
  • College Age Ace: Mom, Dad? I want to tell you that I'm asexual. I don't really feel sexual attraction towards anyone.
  • Parents: No, sweetie, you're too young to say that. It'll come in time. You're just a late bloomer.
  • College Ace: I've literally had a fully formed figure since high school and most people develop that way in middle school. I don't think it's just gonna magically happen
  • Parents: *knowing smirk* Just wait.
  • The Ace, in their 30s: Nope. Still asexual.
  • Robert: Having lunch alone? That's right, you haven't got any friends. Why don't I join you to stop looking so pathetic?
  • Rebecca: I was just leaving.
  • Robert: On my account? I'm hurt.
  • Rebecca: Look, for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for the way things have turned out.
  • Robert: You're sorry?
  • Rebecca: Yes. Truly.
  • Robert: Right. Like this isn't what you wanted all along.
  • Rebecca: What are you talking about?
  • Robert: Now Aaron's out the way, I suppose you think I'm all yours, right?
  • Rebecca: You're kidding, right?
  • Robert: Don't act innocent. I've got news for you. It's not gonna happen. I wish I'd never gone near you in the first place.
  • Rebecca: You don't have to be like this. I'm sure, once he's cooled down, Aaron will come around.
  • Robert: How? I mean, it's not like the problem's going away.
  • Rebecca: The problem? It's your baby!
  • Robert: So you keep saying. I've only got your word for that. I mean, a desperate slapper like you, it could be anyone's. (Rebecca slaps him and walks away)
How the 'ADORE U' MV came about
  • <p> <b>Pledis:</b> Alright, guys, so your kinda-but-not-really first MV! What do you suppose we do?<p/><b>SVT:</b> ...<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright so I know this is kinda scary for you guys seeing as you're officially debuting for the first time, but c'mon! Let's break the ice and get some ideas rolling!<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> *raises hand proudly* I have an idea for the MV.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> *over enthusiastically* Yes, go for it, Seungkwan!<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> We should totally do a roadtrip concept!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright, awesome! That would be pretty cool--<p/><b>Dino:</b> I have an idea too!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Alright, what is it?<p/><b>Dino:</b> A flower-y concept where we all hang around plants and sip tea.<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Uh, okay, that's pretty interesting, I guess--<p/><b>DK:</b> I also have an idea!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Okay, shoot!<p/><b>DK:</b> An angel concept, where we all wear white and dance among the clouds.<p/><b>SVT:</b> *murmurs of agreement*<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Okay, nice! That makes a lot more sense--<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> Wait, I have an idea as well.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Uh, okay. What is it?<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> A boxing concept.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> ...wat.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> Kinda like something out of Rocky, ya feel?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> But that has NOTHING to do with what you're singing about.<p/><b>The8:</b> Right, so why don't we do a band concept instead?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> You see? Now that's what I'm talking about! Great work, Jun!<p/><b>The8:</b> ...I'm The8.<p/><b>Jun:</b> I'M Jun.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Oh, who cares? You're all the same underneath.<p/><b>Chinaline:</b> ...<p/><b>Hoshi:</b> But wait, why don't we do a sci-fi concept? I mean, it's out there and it's not something that many people have done before.<p/><b>Pledis:</b> Wait, we're still listing concepts? I thought we decided on the band idea.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> What about my boxing concept?<p/><b>Dino:</b> Or my plant concept?<p/><b>DK:</b> Or my angel concept?<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> HEY! We're not gonna forget my, frankly, GENIUS idea of a roadtrip concept - are you kimbap kidding me?!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *arguing*<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> Hey, guys. Guys...HEY GUYS!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *turn to him*<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> How about we take all of the concept ideas...and merge them into one whole music video?!<p/><b>SVT:</b> *approving 'ahhhhh!'*<p/><b>Jeonghan:</b> Now that's an idea I can get behind!<p/><b>Pledis:</b> I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but have you all gone NUTS?! WHY would you want to combine all these crazy concepts into one MV?! If your fans see this, they're gonna think you're all on DRUGS!<p/><b>Woozi:</b> Well...aren't we?<p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>SVT:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> <p/><b>Pledis:</b> Whatever, do what you want - I really couldn't care less. *leaves* Shouldhavestayedwithnuestinsteadofinvestinginthesenutjobs...<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> Sooooooooo.............CRAZY CONCEPT MV IT IS!<p/><b>SVT:</b> YEAAAAAAAH!<p/></p>
  • Ray: Hey, guys. Guess what. To thank you for being such good friends, I picked up a big old basket of muffins. Follow me. Come on! I got all kinds of muffins! Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins, banana nut muffins, chocolate chip- Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.
  • Rip: What's happening now?
  • Ray: How's it feel being lied to, Huh?
  • Stein: I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't really that invested in the muffins.
  • Mick: I was.
  • Ray: You guys thought you could keep a secret from me? Well, I know everything. Nate left his phone in the bathroom again, and guess what I found on it?
  • Nate: I needed the cash! I didn't know they'd be filming.
  • Ray: Text chains. Dozens of text chains. And I'm not on any of them. Take a look at this board. There's a Sara-Amaya-Rip- Jax-Kendra-Nate chain. There's a Jax-Rip-Sara-Kendra Chain. There's even a Jax-Amaya-Mick chain. I mean, what the hell happens on that?
  • Amaya: Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" theories.
  • Jax: The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.
  • Amaya: We think.
  • Ray: Well, one thing's for sure - Ray Palmer is off the chains.
  • Sara: I'm sorry. We only excluded you because you're kind of an over-texter.
  • Ray: Over-texter? That's not even a thing.
  • Amaya: Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?
  • Sara: My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.

anonymous asked:

I'm tired of people calling Tom Holland a frog. It's bullying. I don't want him to see this stuff and think that his fans don't love him. 'Cuz you know what's gonna happen? He's going to stop saying that he loves us and he's gonna stop telling us that we are the best fans in the world. People are bullying a man who signed parts of a comic book and threw them to his fans when he wasn't allowed to leave his hotel. I don't know about you, but I don't want Tom to stop doing things like that.

You do realize…nobody is really calling him a frog, right? 😂😂😂

Tom is a sexy frog. 🐸

anonymous asked:

honestly i'm glad he ignored the "SHANE'S VIDEO" comments because tbh that video was kinda yikes.. i like shane, i don't think he meant any harm but bringing up stuff that d&p themselves are never gonna mention just feels wrong mostly because the "theory" is probs true and it would've made me really uneasy if i were them.. it's better to pretend it didn't happen than give it more importance. plus the whole "i think they're doing these things deliberately for attention" argument was a bit rude

i dont think its a matter of the “theory” being true or not but some of shane’s comments like “they’re just fucking with us” and “they’re just putting those things out there” kind of erased the integrity and authenticity that dan and phil value so highly in their careers and in the relationship with their audience and i dont think dan would’ve wanted to encourage that ideology any further

The lunch dilemma
  • ESFJ: Let's buy lunch and eat it outside. There's this lovely park nearby-
  • INTJ: No it's cold and damp. Let's eat inside.
  • ESFJ: Well I have to make a call and I need somewhere quiet to do it, so we might as well go outside.
  • INTJ: But we'll have to sit in the mud
  • ESFJ: No, we'll sit on the grass silly.
  • INTJ: *sigh* Fine
  • INTJ: *thinking* Oh Dom Fe, you're good. Don't think I don't see you!
  • *** later
  • INTJ: Let's sit here! *sits*
  • ESFJ: Aww but the grounds all damp.
  • INTJ: You wanted to sit outside. I told you it'd be wet, it's wet everywhere, so now you're gonna sit and like it.
  • ESFJ: Aww my stockings are getting wet.
  • INTJ: Couldn't eat inside, "we'll sit on the grass silly"

anonymous asked:

I've seen a lot of posts where that are like now let's see Alec lick Magnus abs and just the thought is like why? what makes malec different from the het couples is their gentle intimacy. Their love is so much deeper than shoving each other up walls and ripping their shirts off. I know some people think it's inequality but for me it shows the difference between a real meaningful relationship and a quick one and done like Jace has. I don't wanna feel like I'm gonna watch malec porn. Just imply it

OH MY GOD! Imagine, just for a second, imagine… Matt licking Harry’s abs. I would pay all the money I don’t have to witness filming that scene. lol I mean….it would NEVER happen for a start. But… do you really think they could, even if they wanted to, actually film this? Like… Matt would crack up every fucking damn time trying to film that lbr. The man couldn’t even get himself together when that “Think of me when you shoot your arrows” line got cut. lmao 

Honestly, it is nearly 5am and I am cracking up so hard rn.

But in all seriousness, yup, I actually agree (though I wouldn’t mind seeing a more passionate side of them because I can really see that happening to, just saying). But as I said before, this is what we all meant. We don’t want porn or some meaningless sex (leave that to fanfics for all I care), we want soft and domestic boyfriends, casual touches and kisses. And not Malec giving each other a blow job in a dark alley. That was never what we wanted or meant to see on the show.

anonymous asked:

IM GONNA FIGHT THOSE REPOSTERS

((Thanks at least some people have some semblance of actual respect))

The worst part of this is that people for some reason thought he was going to be racing a real shark.

Like, what did they think was gonna happen? That there really was some Great White swimming around somewhere, completing an “Eye of the Tiger” training montage, just waiting for its shot against Michael Phelps????

boris59art  asked:

Would the kids every be aloud by joey to see the toons

((Good question! Henry’s the first of our bunch to have a kid and the toons would be really interested in seeing the thing. At first Joey keeps telling them no and that if the baby was ever brought into the studio they’d have to stay in his office. Then it actually happens, and… of course the toons snuck out. They’re not gonna miss this! Even Alice thought it was unfair, and she’s the one that’s supposed to follow the rules! By the time Joey realizes whats up its too late, they’re all already cooing over the baby. ‘Not a big deal, it’s only a few months old. It probably wont even remember this, let alone tell people about it…’ Two years later Sammy and Susie’s twins are born, and at that point Joey’s given up on trying to stop the toons (every time Henry’s kid was at the studio they’d end up interacting with him, there’s no stopping them when kids are a factor) and he lets them meet the twins. The toons definitely get more interaction with Henry’s kids though, since he’s more likely to trust Joey with babysitting.

Once they’re old enough, all the kids are told that they can’t tell anyone there are living cartoon characters in the studio or they’ll be in Big Trouble. Funny thing is, nobody would have believed them anyway since it’d be a kid saying it. They’d assume it was someone in costume, or that they met the voice actor or something.))

anonymous asked:

@the anon who reported a person for having a similar art style to Sebbi's. It's bound to happen. There are millions of people in the world and there are gonna be similar art styles. Unless they're directly tracing Sebbi's work or reposting it as their own I'm pretty sure it's fine. Plus those people can take inspiration from certain styles and drawings. Some styles are a mix of a few different ones. So I don't really think reporting that person was a great idea.

  • Beca: Hey! I need to write Chloe back fast. She's already freaking out about how long it takes me to text her back.
  • Jesse: Listen, Beca. There's nothing I'd rather do in my life than write a sexy text for your girlfriend, but I think this is something you gotta do on your own.
  • Beca: Why? You're so good at being lame and I'm not! Look, I like her. I really like her. I don't want to screw this crap up.
  • Jesse: That's what you should say. Just take that sentiment, remove the word "crap", and then send it.
  • Beca: *sends text* Gah! I sent it. She didn't write back, so she hates it.
  • Jesse: No. Look! *takes phone* Okay, dot dot dot. It's happening. *receives text* It's a shirtless pic! We did it, we did it!
  • Beca: Thanks, Jesse. Okay, I'm gonna leave. Don't follow me. Things are about to get intense.

anonymous asked:

the only problem i have is that this might turn into "no one can love you until you love yourself" or a "now that someone loves you you can do so too" - concept and i'd hate that. i mean, i have no doubts that the comeback is gonna be one hell of an amazing ride and the boys don't really get to choose the story, but i hope that doesn't happen. i'll love the story even if it's all about love. all the love to them <3

Both of your points in the beginning aren’t awful though… are they that awful?! Cliche for sure but not such awful concepts. I guess at least for me.

From what I’ve seen and read a lot of kfans are pointing out the same things the anons here have sent me. So like, I think that’s a sure way that bighit and bangtan would get an idea of the feedback from armys.

"Final Fantasy VII" Starter Sentences
  • "Don't fight here! You'll ruin the flowers!"
  • "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."
  • "I've been here since the beginning and I still don't know what the hell's goin' on."
  • "It's all right. You're here... Everyone's all together. Together... we can do anything. We've worked this hard already."
  • "Humans only look at appearances, anyway. Any way you look at it, I'd say I make a fine human being."
  • "Both 'Gya ha ha' and 'Kya ha ha' are up to something. Wanna eavesdrop?"
  • "Something bothers me. I think it's your way of life. You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your lives and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me... it just makes me think about my life."
  • "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!"
  • "It's really something, having a smoke at a place like this."
  • "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."
  • "Oh, GAWD! If I knew this was gonna happen, I would've taken rope escape lessons more seriously!!"
  • "Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother."
  • "...It's just that we're off-duty!! Go away. I don't want to talk to you."
  • "I'm going, going, going, gone! And I'm leavin' the thinkin' to you!"
  • "Shit! Shit! Shit! What the hell's with this place!"
  • "Huh? What the hell're you sayin'? You're still young, and you give up that easily?"
  • "Cold? Hmmm... I guess that's just the way I am, sorry."
  • "I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over."

anonymous asked:

I hate to stir up drama, but what are y'alls thoughts on mr. Bill cosby? Like either way i feel like the black community is gonna get blamed no matter what. Either because all of our men are sexual deviant monsters or because black women (his accuser is black too i think) stir up shit because they can either way the cookie crumbles I'm anxious and i don't like it it's some baaaaad juju up on this joint

honestly I feel like I should feel a bit more about the whole trial than I do. I have friends who work in the courthouse where it’s happening, and Norristown is basically in my backyard, but if I’m honest? I was really unsurprised and unaffected? I didn’t really watch the Cosby Show, and I tend to believe rape victims when they come forward, because I know how hard that is to do. 

I know that it’s not gonna reflect well on us as a community, but I hope he gets charged and is seen as guilty. I’d rather be known as a community that tries and charges its rapists no matter who they are, or what they meant to us, than one where prior feelings lets them off free.

but I mean I’m clearly no expert.

mod K

"Those People" Sentence Starters
  • "What are you wearing? I said formal attire."
  • "I think I've heard everything I need to hear."
  • "You're my best friend ______, and I need you."
  • "Nothing's ever happened between you two before, why would it now?"
  • "You can't just say that to somebody."
  • "You have got to move past this, this is not healthy."
  • "Please. It's only good when you're here."
  • "It is way too early to look at something that depressing."
  • "They just didn't know that I was, how did they put it, fraternizing with the heir apparent to the most hated man in New York."
  • "You know, I think I need a break from all of us, for a while."
  • "I don't know what you could possibly see in him/her/them."
  • "Do you think I'm a good person?"
  • "People grow up. They grow apart. It's okay."
  • "How could you be in love with that guy/girl/person?"
  • "You think you don't deserve love?"
  • "What if we never get our dreams?"
  • "You have to go after the things you want in life."
  • "I don't know if anyone told you but I'm really a wolf in sheep's clothing."
  • "You're an asshole!"
  • "Are we just not gonna talk about it?"
  • "I know you know. I know you know my feelings for you!"
  • "You just like the attention, right? You just use me to feel better about yourself?"
  • "Is this ever gonna happen? Us. Is this ever gonna happen?"
  • "Why do you want to ruin what we've got?"
  • "When you stop loving me, you're gonna realize what a terrible person I am."
  • "You were right to leave."
  • "You found a way to be happy and it had nothing to do with me."
  • "Real men say goodbye."
  • "I don't think I can be happy here."