Hit Or Miss
“Are you ready for this?” Y/N asked, raising an eyebrow.
“I was born ready.” Joe replied, nodding towards the camera.
“I don’t think you’re ready for this.” She sighed, but also turned towards the camera. “Hello everybody, and welcome back! Today I am joined by the one, the only, the Joe Sugg!”
“Hello!” He smiled and waved to the camera.
“Many of you may already know him, I’ve managed to coerce him into helping me with any manly products I receive.”
“All part of being your best friend.”
“Damn right.” Y/N smirked. “But today, we’re doing things a little different. Now, look at Joe. He’s not ugly.”
“Cheers.” Joe rolled his eyes.
“That was a compliment, Sugg. Take it.” She glared softly at him. “And he obviously catches the attention of girls as we walk down the street. But what about if I styled him and enhanced him with a little bit of make up?”
Ignoring him, Y/N continued. “I’ll be going through Joe’s hair products and clothes, helping to make him better than what he looks like now. And then we’ll take to the street to see if any girls, or guys, hit on him. And if so, how many.”
“You never said anything about make up.”
“Are you still stuck on that? It won’t be much. Just enough to enhance your features.”
“I hate you.”
“Love you too. Now, let the transformation begin!”
An hour later and the two were making their way out the door. Deciding to do the reveal in a nearby park, they walked the short distance over there, Joe grumbling about the use of make up the whole way.
“And here we have the new and improved Joe Sugg. Give the camera a little spin!” Y/N instructed him, twirling her finger from behind the camera.
Rolling his eyes, he did as requested.
“I had to dig around in his closet, but I finally found a shirt that wasn’t white. You are welcome ladies and gents. I’ve kept his hair in basically the same fashion as he usually has it, because it really does suit him. And no matter what he says, I’ve used the bare minimum of make up on his, just enough to make those gorgeous baby blues pop.”
“It’s weird having you describe me like I’m not here.” Joe pulled a face, looking at Y/N behind the camera.
“I’m just telling the viewers what they want to hear. Now, I’ve also put a mic on Joe, so we can pick up audio. I’ll be nearby filming, hopefully catching some people hitting on him.” She explains as he shifts on his feet.
“Hopefully? Wow, really giving me a confidence boost, Y/N.”
“You don’t need any more confidence. Go forth, and draw in the attention of all the pretty ladies and men!” She shooed him away, moving to sit on a bench nearby to film him.
At first, no one really approached Joe, and Y/N began to doubt their location choice. It was a nice day, and there were plenty of young people milling about, enjoying the last little bit of sunshine, but it seemed no one wanted to approach him.
Until it began.
After about an hour had passed, Y/N gestured for Joe to come over and join her, giggling to herself as he finished up talking with one very attentive woman.
“Jeez, she couldn’t keep her bloody hands off of me!” He shook his head as he took a seat beside Y/N on the bench.
“Was she wanting to introduce you to her daughter, or take you home for herself?”
“Honestly, I have no idea.”
Y/N flipped her camera around to face herself and Joe, “Well folks, there you have it. Joe Sugg can get people to hit on him, he just needed a little help from his best friend.”
“Ha. Ha. You are sooo funny. And for your information, I got three different girls numbers today.”
“And I saw a few guys flirting with you as well.”
“What can I say, everybody wants a piece of me.” Joe smirked to the camera, wiggling his eyebrows.
“That’s it for this week. I hope you enjoyed the video. Let me know in the comments below if you would hit on Joe, or if you wouldn’t. Thank you for watching, and I’ll see all you beautiful people next week! Bye!” Y/N closed out the video before she turned her camera off, tossing it into her purse. “Ready to go? I’m starving.”
“Want pizza, one of the girls recommended a place nearby. I can call her and ask for directions, I did get her number after all.”
“You are hopeless.” She shook her head and stood, starting to walk down the path.
“You’re just jealous!” Joe called after her, standing and following in her steps.
“Of what, you?” Y/N looked over at him as he caught up beside her. “Please. I made you what you are.”
“You wound me.”
“Deal with it. I’m your best friend. It’s in the contract.”