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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
  • ❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
  • ❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
  • ❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
  • ❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
  • ❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
  • ❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
  • ❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
  • ❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
  • ❝ i can see it fine. ❞
  • ❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
  • ❝ i smell snow. ❞
  • ❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
  • ❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
  • ❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
  • ❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
  • ❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
  • ❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
  • ❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ?
  • ❝ you nervous ?
  • ❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
  • ❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom
  • ❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ give me time. ❞
  • ❝ what would you have done, my boy
  • ❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
  • ❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
  • ❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined
  • ❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
  • ❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
  • ❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ?
  • ❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
  • ❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
  • ❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
  • ❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
  • ❝ believe. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
  • ❝ you … like me
  • ❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
  • ❝ you’re perfect. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ what man does ?
  • ❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
  • ❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
  • ❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
  • ❝ say my name. ❞
  • ❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
  • ❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
  • ❝ go on, let go ! give me everything !
  • ❝ i love you. ❞
  • ❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
  • ❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
  • ❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
  • ❝ what the fuck do you know about [ ] ?
  • ❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
  • ❝ call it. ❞
  • ❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
  • ❝ who’re you ?
  • ❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞
  • ❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
  • ❝ no details. ❞
  • ❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
  • ❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is
  • ❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
  • ❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
  • ❝ name your price. ❞
  • ❝ how’d you do it ?
  • ❝ with panache. ❞
  • ❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
  • ❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
  • ❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ?
  • ❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
  • ❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
  • [] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
  • ❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
  • ❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
  • ❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ?
  • ❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! 
  • ❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here
  • ❝ don’t fuck with me, [
  • ❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
  • ❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
  • [ ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
  • ❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
  • ❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [] , that is the only important thing. ❞
  • ❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
  • ❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ ] is up to ? ❞
  • ❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ?
Living Together!

Hey guys, so as many of you have seen or heard from someone else by now, Signe (Wiishu) and I are in fact living together at this moment. 

I’ve seen a lot of support from people all over social media where it was posted and that means a lot to us, I very much appreciate it. However I have also seen a lot of dislike for the situation being thrown around and needlessly so. Some people are mad that I even have a girlfriend, some are skeptical of everything happening and some even say it’s “blocking septiplier” 

First off yes, I have a girlfriend. I’m still a human and these things do happen, did some of you think I’d be single forever or just pretend to be for the sake of keeping up a front? I’ve always said I like to be honest and share and that’s what I’m doing. Expecting me to stay single is selfish and narrow minded, please don’t be one of those people. It’s OUR relationship and we make our own decisions in it, it’s not up for debate or negotiation. Some stuff in my life is not dictated by what viewers of my content think and that sounds douchey but you know what I mean. 

As for Signe stopping Septiplier from being real, that’s just completely and utterly ridiculous. Septiplier was never and never will be a real thing, the fact that I even have to make that clarification is beyond ridiculous too. Mark and I made it pretty obvious it was a joke or exaggeration from the get go and have said so again since. It’s perfectly fine to ship septiplier and post pics of Mark and I as septiplier (within reason of course, no smut) in fact I enjoy it cos mark and I are great friends but to say my current existing girlfriend is stopping a made up relationship from happening is both insulting and just flat out wrong. Again don’t feel you can’t post any septiplier stuff at ALL, that’s not what I’m getting at. Just that some stuff is beyond the limits of what I think is cool.

If you don’t like any of what’s happening that’s fine and it’s your right to feel however you want about it but don’t go posting publicly about it because all it does is make people involved feel bad and bring them down. Which is a real shitty thing to do. 

You guys know how nice I am and how I love you all and respect/appreciate everything you do but I also have to set boundaries and tell you when some stuff is not cool because that’s how this works, I”ve always said it’s a two way street and if this connection and interactivity has to continue and stay strong then this stuff needs to be said. 

I’m really sorry for the long post and I really hope it doesn’t sound too negative or like I’m ranting, there were just some thoughts on my mind and I would also appreciate if people didn’t spam the tag with “leave youtubers alone” or “respect youtuber’s relationships” etc. because that just goes overboard in the other direction. 

Signe and I are super happy together and moving in together is a HUGE deal, it’s a massive step and it’s a new thing to get used to. The last thing we need is people spreading doubt or rumours about our relationship adding extra stress that doesn’t need to exist. For those of you out there who are happy for us, we really appreciate it and it means a great deal to see the support. Will Signe be in videos at some point? who knows! We haven’t thought that far ahead yet and don’t want to do too much too soon. 

-Jack

I know I post weight loss shit all the time but I have such a hard time believing that I’ve made progress, or feeling better about my body (shoutout to gender dysphoria), so I really need these before and after pics to prove to myself that I am making progress and that I am healthier. So sorry for the spam, I’m just proud of myself 🙏🏼💪🏼 left pic is April 2016, 175ish lbs. right pic is was yesterday, March 2017, 135 lbs. This was all thanks to intermittent fasting (the warrior diet, water fasting), elimination of gluten, and a general focus on healthy eating, smarter portion sizes, and smaller eating windows. If I can do it, so can you

Life Without You (Part Two)

Part One 

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As Harry and Niall sat across from each other in Harry’s living room, there was an uncomfortable silence. The tension could be felt by both and was only growing as time passed. From the moment that Harry had called, Niall knew that something was up, and he had wished that he was better at hiding his emotions. His eyes darted everywhere around the room, completely avoiding meeting Harry’s intense gaze. Niall’s leg bounced up and down as a way for him to calm his nerves. He could tell that Harry was upset; he was fuming. Niall couldn’t help but to notice the way that Harry’s breathing was uneven, how he kept clenching his fists, clear indications of his mood. It was obvious Niall already knew why Harry had demanded he come over so urgently- he had kept a very big secret hidden from him.

“When were ya gon’ tell me?” Harry asked, finally breaking the silence.

“Tell yeh wha’, mate?” Niall responded, trying to play it cool.

“Don’ play stupid wit me, Niall. Ya know exactly wha’ ‘m talkin’ about. When were yeh gon’ tell me that (Y/N) moved to America?” Harry was losing his patience, and Niall knew that it wouldn’t be smart to keep pressing the matter.

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After the Beep.

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Pairing: Lin-Manuel x Reader

Summary: All of the in-between moments of a relationship, captured in the one-sided monologue that is voicemail. 

A/N: 

This has been sitting in my drafts for over a week whoops.

This isn’t the Untitled Garbage Fic that I’ve been rambling about but hopefully it will hold you over until that one is post-able.

Basically, I wanted to start getting words flowing again for the first time since we finished WYCH and that manifested in me choosing the absolute worst format for telling a narrative story. Honestly, this may or may not be the dumbest thing I’ve ever posted like @ becca why would you think this is a good structure for a fic? 

I hope you get a kick out of me fumbling my way out of writer’s block lmao.

Also ps shout out to @fragmentofmymind​ for being great at all times and for reading through this monstrosity for me (and providing that gif), she’s super awesome and super talented and if you aren’t following her already then honestly where have you been??

Word Count: does it even matter? the format on this is weird I’m so sorry.


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#39 Jigglypuff (mini)

Soooo for day 33, I made a Jigglypuff!!! It’s very very small at around just 20-25mm and for size comparison, to the left of it is a US dime, and to the right is Peruvian 10 centimos coin!

*GLARING EDIT: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT 25CM I MEANT 25MM AS IN MILLIMETERS. I MESSED UP SO BAD LOL 

A Loss For Words-Brett Talbot

Teen Wolf Imagine:#115

Word Count: 830

Warnings: None that I can think of?

Summary: Lacrosse is a Win/Lose game. Betting can be a Win/Win

A/n: This was requested by an anon, the extent of my lacrosse knowledge is literally just teen wolf. My school’s sport was football I have never seen anyone play lacrosse in my life. I am so sorry for the Riverdale spam on this blog recently so here is a nice little Brett imagine for you. Also I’m tagging @joeynihil because I promised her this imagine ages ago.

This could have been much better if I knew anything about Lacrosse but alas, I do not. Also I didn’t send this to my Beta even though I probably should have I really just wanted to get on with posting it.

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

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Last Imagine

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misskittiemae  asked:

Your writing pieces are all so lovely!! And the ones you reblog?? I love your story taste~ You're giving me motivation to write again and I really appreciate it <3 (also, sorry not sorry for spamming you as I scroll down your blog :3)

YESSSSS I’ll be honest, I always am so pleased when I see people reblogging stories I reblog!

My thought process is generally like “YESS LOOK AT THIS GLORY THIS PERSON WROTE WORSHIP IT WITH ME YEASSS”

Thanks for reading! (And spam away!)

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS
Hey I hate to do this again but I still haven’t found a job for sure and am still supporting myself and have no groceries and -1$ in my bank account. I really, REALLY need any help you guys can give.

TRADITIONAL
Bust-5$
Figure-10$
Comic cover 20$

DIGITAL
Bust-5$
Colored bust-10$
Figure-15$
Colored figure 20$
Comic cover 25$

Anything else just ask I’m happy to oblige

Sorry to tag spam.

first of all, thank you, thank you all for the support and kind words Uwu

This time I wanted to open myself a bit since I almost never do that… I really appreciate all of your support and kind words and making me feel like I’m not that bad at all ;w;

The reason why I came to tumblr in the first place was because I wanted to share my interest into undertale and its fandom, sharing my art so people would be happy with it, or comic ideas to make people laugh, that’s what I really like to do; sharing love and happiness with other people, help others be happy because everyone deserves it right? UwU

I’m not really kind of a person who is proud of himself about anything he does. And tbh I don’t really like talking about my art, or saying it is any good, that kinda feels like it would be selfish for me to think so… There are a lot of nice people who does share love and happiness and I think they all do it better then I do and I admire and support them. I want to inspire people in the future, like these people I admire.

I always care about what all of you think or your opinion about something, at least I think I try to do so. Thats why I always ask your opinion on something I’m planning to do. So if I mistakenly hurt someone’s feelings I’d be glad to hear them telling me what I did wrong.

Lately something makes me think; do I really deserve all of the support and nice words of nice people like you? … I know my art is not impressive or good or my none of my ideas are funny to make people feel better. So I’m not really proud of anything I do? I guess… I dont really know ;v;

But being like that right now I am doing the opposite of what I’m supposed to be doing; making people happy. I’m really sorry about that, guess I just needed to share this to feel a little better… but maybe I’m now just being selfish and make you people not happy… I’m sorry for taking your time or filling your dashboard with my weird talk.

I really want to thank you all again for all your support and kindness, I really appreciate it Uwu

anonymous asked:

Can you draw the Vanoss gang going on a road trip?

or maybe you can stop spamming me with this idea??? y’all sent these messages under seconds from each other. I don’t know if this was just you or you and your friends but I’m just saying this now spamming me isn’t a good idea at all. Not only is it annoying it makes me wanna do your idea waaay less. I don’t even draw or watch Vanoss very often anymore anyways.  So no I will probably not be drawing this, I’m actually am busy drawing other things anyway for videos and etc, I’m sorry and please don’t spam me anymore.

anonymous asked:

[1] tbh sometimes i doubt jikook is real because a lot of things people take as 'proof' (the backhugs, the stares, etc.) are stuff that they do with other members too, but the two things that always make me believe there's actually something more between them are 1) the fact that jimin once asked jungkook for a kiss and another time pretended to go for a kiss (which always seems strange to me knowing how all of them make a big deal out of it usually)

[2] and 2) that moment in bon voyage? i think? where jimin was clearly mad at jungkook and jungkook kept bugging him and said ‘i’ll come to your room later’ and jimin was like 'now you’re just messing with me’, and it just??? it never feels like a normal fight to me, there’s just seems to be something charged between them??? ah sorry if i bothered you i suddenly got really emotional about them but i don’t have anyone to talk to

ahaha, never feel burdened for talking to me XD if anything i’m always so aware od whether or not I’m spamming you guys sometimes so don’t even worry

And I know exactly what you’re talking about, when you say that backhugs and sharing clothes and stuff at things that all the members do, so we shouldn’t be too reliant on those (I am slightly biased when it comes to heart eyes though, because why they do all look at each other and stare sometimes, I think the way Jungkook looks at Jimin is a little…different sometimes :P)

But yes, these are amazing points.I find a lot of Jikook shippers ship them nowadays because of the “sketchy” between them. Whether it be the seemingly uncanny coincidences, or the way they always do things that you don’t notice until later.

But honestly, this is a great point. Every time the other boys have to kiss each other on variety shows they all kind of act like something’s gonna explode XD Yet Jimin, over and over again, kept asking Jungkook for kisses and stuff back then (my “non-shipper” sister’s recurring argument too actually: “would you keep trying to kiss your brother and tell him to accept your heart?”

And yesssss, the second moment is from there NOW…2(1?) photoshoot I think, and I keep trying to find the video but I can’t. Either way, there’s always that weird atmosphere around them that I can’t stand, and that video was definitely one of them. Even when they bicker, we tend to get all worked up, because the way they bicker is totally cute XD

Anyways, thanks for sending me these thoughts~<3 definitely very convincing so thank you so much for sharing ^^

me, pulling this out of my ass: hi its Cat Time

i’ve been ecstatic all day because @mctiddiezo gave me some wonderful headcanons for my girl tumbleweed!! so i’ve been drawing her a whole buuunch today and these two were really the best ones that appeared.

(sorry for spamming you with this kitty but i just !!!! am so happy people like and appreciate her!)

things i need closure on after the raven king (in no particular order)

-Do Ronan and Adam ever have a real talk about their relationship? How does it go? Does Adam tell Ronan about the conversation with Gansey? How does everyone else find out about them dating?

-When Gansey and Adam had the “so how do you knoooow you love someone” conversation, Blue and Ronan were definitely having the same conversation in the kitchen, right? And Blue definitely requested a high five or fist bump from Ronan when he admitted he kissed Adam

-Blue and Gansey can kiss now, so how long does it take before they become insufferable because they’re kissing at every possible moment?

-Is Sarchengsey real? Is Cheng just a weird third wheel or is it a poly ship? I have to know

-How do they deal with their PTSD? All of them? Do the two ships comfort each other? I need to read scenes of the two ships comforting each other.

-Re: Gansey’s family’s salty texts about “ohhh I guess you don’t care about us, huh?” How does he tell them what happened? Does Blue call Helen and say to her “YOUR BROTHER DIED! FIGHT ME HELEN!” Does Gansey go to them and they immediately see that he’s been literally beyond the grave and they embrace him and all is forgiven? Does he actually explain it all or give sort of a half-ass non-magic explanation?

-Because Glendower turned out to be an archaeological find instead of a supernatural one, does Gansey tell historical societies? Is everyone so so proud of him please? Does he get like a prize for being smart and stuff? Is he featured in Time magazine next to Blue, Ronan, Adam, and Cheng with lil cute interviews and pics of him and his king, who may have turned out to just be a dusty skeleton, but is still an impressive find?

-Does Adam move to the Barns? Does he move out of St. Agnes? Or maybe he takes Ronan’s old room at Monmouth so that he can still get to his job in time? But now he doesn’t pay rent so he can quit the warehouse job and still keep on at the mechanic shop? Also, does he get a full ride scholarship at his college? Where does he go? Does he plan to study law? Will he specialize in domestic abuse and social work and save kids who remind him of himself?

-THE VILLAINS. How does Laumonier respond to one-third of them being dead and the murder of Piper? How does the general magical-artefact community respond to this, after the whole dramatic fleeing scene? Does Henrietta finally get left alone? Do Laumonier seek revenge on the Gray Man? Speaking of the Gray Man, how does he restructure his life to not be about murder? How does the shock of a real demon and the destruction of Laumonier and the Greenmantles reverberate throughout the supernatural artefact community? Does Gray’s vision of a nicer supernatural trade come true?

-Seondeok. How exactly did her relationship with her son work? On the one hand, it seems like she views him solely as a tool (the “damaged goods” line) but she also seems to love him in her own way (”something more”). Does she find out about his involvement in the whole thing? Do they talk about it?

-How do they find out what happened to Noah? How do they mourn him? Do they go to visit his grave and his bones? How do they remember and honor him? Does Gansey tell them how Noah, in a way, saved them all?

-In time they all, I assume, tell each other the parts of the story the others didn’t know. How does that come about? How do they all react?

-I MUST know how the women of Fox Way react to Pynch and Bluesey being open about their relationships. I MUST see Calla and Orla being utterly obnoxious. I NEED Gwenllian to be grossly honest and come up with rhymes about the king and the mirror kissing or something. I HAVE to see Maura and Artemus fawning over their daughter and her boyfriend. I LIVE for all the women making sly comments about Coca-Cola shirt and the snake dating.

-How did Fox Way recover? How much did the women know about how everything was going to turn out? Also, how does Gwenllian continue to settle into modern life?

-When does Ronan quit Aglionby? DOES he quit Aglionby? And how do Adam and Gansey get back to school? How do they deal with the practicalities- explaining why they were gone, why they missed the fundraiser, making up schoolwork? Please let me see them profusely apologizing to their teachers who are like, “you gotta be kidding me, you two are the best students in the school”

-When and how do Blue, Gansey, and Cheng decide to take a gap year? How do their parents/counselors react? How do the planning sessions go?

-I want to see all my children slowly recovering, becoming happy, realizing that their lives are not in danger anymore, that they are OK, that they are in love, that their friends are all alive. That their lives are beautiful and full of possibilities and open.

-How does Gansey react to a second rebirth? What are his first words upon waking? What are everyone else’s first words? Do they all pile on him in a giant hug? Do policemen come by to ask about the cars and the giant piles of blood and dream-stuff and Gansey starts Ganseying his way out of it and the others are like “YOU JUST DIED. WE CAN HANDLE THIS FOR YOU”

-I want to think that when he wakes up, everyone is crying and happy, and then Adam, being Adam, knows that Gansey needs to hear something majestic, and he looks at him and says, “Rex Corvus, parate regis corvi” and Gansey knows that he was the king they were looking for all along

-Ronan and Adam hold each other for like 500 years afterwards and promise to never let each other be hurt, and Ronan tells Adam that it was not his fault, and that they love each other and I CANNOT HANDLE THESE TWO

-OK, Opal. When is she named Opal? How does she recover from her own bout of unmaking? What kind of childhood does this kid have? Does she ever learn to speak English properly and eat normal food? Does she make human child friends and go to school and they find a way to explain the hooves? Does she call Ronan “dad”? Does she call Adam “dad?” PLEASE

-What was Declan calling about re:Matthew in the car? I assume Matthew was also being unmade or slowly dying since his dreamer was being unmade. Does Ronan catch up with him about this? Does he go visit them in D.C.? How does the Lynch family recover from their ordeal?

-How does Ronan recover from being unmade, from seeing his best friend die before him, from the constant nightmares, from the death of his mother for God’s sake?

-How does Adam recover from his worst nightmare, that of hurting the people he most loves, and being blind when the boy he loves is being unmade and KNOWING he can’t do anything about it? How does he recover from his abusive family and the trauma of losing Cabeswater? Is he still a magician? I think he is- he can still scry and read tarot.

-How does Gansey recover from losing Glendower? How does he deal with being made of Cabeswater? With the awful trauma of seeing all his friends suffer and knowing he had to die for them? With dying and coming back?

-How does Blue recover from killing her true love and watching him die in her arms? How does she deal with finding out her father is a tree? How does she deal with finding out that she’s part tree and part mirror? What adventures does she seek in this regard? Does she bond with Artemus about their shared love of the trees and the stars? How does she even handle going back to school?

-How does Cheng recover from the horrors he witnessed, without even knowing the whole story of them? How does he slowly make his way into the group until he is loved by all of them? How does he handle going back to Litchfield and explaining everything to them? And speaking to his mother? With all the trauma of having been kidnapped?

-How do they all reshape their lives? How have their lives changed, and how have they, in the most mundane and wonderful ways, stayed the same? What are their dreams for the future? What adventures are they looking forward to? What’s next for Blue and her raven boys?

I just needed to list all that to recover from my sorrows after reading this book. Feel free to add any more questions. And @maggie-stiefvater feel free to ANSWER these questions, since you’re the one who broke my damn heart with this book

doritoxx19  asked:

HIIIII!!! Dayum I've not been on tumblr in a while it's so nice to catch up on all ur posts admin-mum I've been revising so much lately and really neglecting chanbaek and EXO in general and I need to support them more my instagram account's going downhill too and it's all because of stupid exams 😭😭😭😭 I need help admin-nim I need a spam or something to ease the pain 😭😭😭 pleeeeeaaaassseeeee xxx As always, love your blog 💖💖💖💖

(I am so sorry I am always late ahhhhhhhh)

Dude! Doritos it’s been a while hasn’t it? Ahhhh I’ve missed you~

Stay strong Dorito ;-; I’m here for you~

Here’s your spam!

sassy5asquatch  asked:

Hey b, I've probably told you before but here's a reminder that you are amazing and so is your blog. I have your post notifs on, and that's a blessing in itself. I was wondering if you know any fics where there's miscommunication/misunderstanding between Evak? Thank you ❤️

Hi, Lovely!

Wow, you have our post notifications on?? I am so sorry for the spam you got last night then! But thank you so much, we really appreciate that! 
Here’s some of my favorite miscommunication fics! 

  • Would You Mind Closing The Bedroom Door? by allysavedtheday
    Summary: 
    The boy falters in the threshold, eyes widening when they land on Even. “Oh fuck- sorry! Eva didn’t say anyone was home.”Ah.No wonder she was up late last night. Even can’t really fault her taste – the boy is beautiful. He’s got golden hair mussed and curling over his forehead and cheekbones not even Michelangelo himself could sculpt and the most well-defined cupid’s bow top lip Even’s ever seen. Also he’s shirtless. Did he mention that part? There’s a stunning, shirtless boy in his kitchen with pillow creases still on his cheek and Even can’t do anything about it because he’s Eva’s one night stand.Fuck.

  • My Heart is Strong by photographer_of_thoughts 
    Summary: His bipolar disorder made him want everything to be a great tragedy, a Baz Luhrmann film; because how else did things have meaning? His brain told him that time and time again. He’d lost track of how many people he’d let go because he wanted to “lose them forever” and subsequently keep them forever; tucked away into the memory palace in his brain… But he didn’t want that anymore. As soon as he’d kissed Isak he knew he wanted to be better this time.Or, Isak and Even meet in a doctor’s office waiting room.

  • firing away as they gay by cosetties
    Summary: 
    Just because Isak and Even hooked up doesn’t mean that Even actually cares about him, no matter how badly the meddling assholes he calls friends want them to be together.

  • Isak im Pelz by shakespeareandsunshine
    Summary: 
    “What did Magnus lead you to expect?” Isak asks.“Oh, you know,” Even responds, nonchalant as anything. “More leather, and dark lighting, and like, bars on the windows and stuff.” He pauses, then looks to the floor, almost nervously. “I mean, that’s what all the sex dungeons in the movies have.”And wait, what?(Otherwise known as Isak and Even’s misadventures in BDSM)

  • when your heart is bleeding, i’m coming to get you by cosetties
    Summary:
     Isak doesn’t exactly expect his hookup from last week to be the love advice columnist at the school newspaper he’s working at. He also doesn’t expect to fall even harder for him than he already has, which is a shame, really, since Even’s crushing on someone else.

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Much Love,

Liv

eternclle  asked:

I really really love Kintsugi!! As of ch.13 I'm glad Yuuri has at least one person in his corner and I think you write his relationship with Phichit really well. I wanted to ask (sorry if you mentioned this in the fic and I just didn't notice) if Yuuri still has Victor's ring with him? Also (and this is just speculation), I feel like if Yuri and Yuuri meet they will recognize each other from Sochi and some of Yuuri's secrets will be found out.

(2/2) Sorry for spamming you but I ran out of space in my last ask so here I am! One of my favorite things about Kintsugi is how Victor’s POV is almost nonexistent so we have to look for hints from Yuuri’s biased perspective. That being said, are we ever going to get more snippets of Victor’s thoughts like we did a couple of times in the first few chapters? One piece of ch. 13 seemed like it might be Victor POV but I’m not sure (“Money was something Victor knew he had…” to the end of that para).

Thank you so much!! And no worries haha I love getting asks.

Yuuri still has Viktor’s ring, but its currently not with him and is hidden along with his other things in his secret stash. It’s in there somewhere but it was fairly offhand so!

That part of the chapter re: Viktor’s use of money was still from Yuuri’s POV—he’s been working with Viktor for about a month now? And he’s noticed that boy likes to throw around money if he can use it to get his way. But Viktor’s POV will come up at some point, though I only really write it when I want to reveal something to move along the story that would be too confusing if I just let Yuuri come to it when he does lmao. I like to limit my POV as much as I can when writing stuff like this. 

Thank you <3 <3 <3 <3

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On His Upcoming Film “Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda”:
I’m playing the father of a 17 year old kid, which I didn’t think was possible. And then I realized I was 44 and it’s totally possible, That was a bit of shock to the ego, knowing that I could have a son that old, but it’s been really fun. What I really loved about the script was that, normally, stories like this are heavy handed and they take [the subject matter] very seriously, but this is more of a comedy than anything… It’s beautiful and it’s important. It’s one of those stories that I think is really relevant to now. It’s all about tolerance, acceptance and love not hate and all that kind of stuff. For me, I really love what it has to say.