i really am a birb now

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Guys, I found this cockatiel in my father in law’s home. He was injured during the hurricane and now I’m his new owner. Not sure on gender so I’m calling it a he for the sake of simplicity. I am jobless right now, and I can’t buy a new cage (it’s REALLY small) or supplies for the little guy. 😞 I’ll open donations for anyone who wishes to donate for a new cage, medical bills and anything else he may need. Name will come later because we’re still debating on a name. He’s really sweet. *Edit: He survived a Category 5 hurricane!! So he’s a little warrior birb!!! Welcome the new addition to Cockatiel Haven!

PayPal: nataliamediavilla777@yahoo.com

Starters based on conversations with my best friend
  • "Every morning, I wake up and ask myself, 'What am I gonna put up with today?' Not fucking this!"
  • "I'm gonna be so quiet. Really quiet. Just so quiet. For you. Right now. Here I go. Being quiet."
  • "BUTT."
  • "Just do it... Do it... Doooooo it."
  • "Wanna hear my thinking noise? *Makes farts noises*"
  • "No. Shut up. That's stupid."
  • "I'm a proud garbage person."
  • "I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU."
  • "You smell like lies and deceit."
  • "You're a nerd birb."
  • "You sound like a confused trumpet."
  • "YES... But no... BUT YES."
  • "Bitch, don't do the thing!"
  • "Shut yo mouth, sonny Jim!"
  • "She has a breakdancing problem. It's very serious. And very cool."
  • "Shut up! I'm fucking ripped!"
  • "It's not eyeliner. It's war paint!"
  • "You just want a piggyback right, don't you?"
  • "It's always time for hugs."
  • "You should learn to respect your elders!"
  • "Come here and give me a hug."
  • "Business-y business. Work. Work. Work."
  • "Eat a balanced meal, goddammit!"
  • "The number one question that's on my mind when I empty the dishwasher is, 'Can I use this bowl as a hat?'... Trick question- everybody knows that anything can be a hat if you try hard enough."
  • "You butt monster!"
  • [Text]: I ducking hate you

edogawa--ranpo  asked:

I've seen your art going around my dash for a bit, but I just now checked out your blog bc my friends were screaming happily at me over the requests you did for them. Honestly?? Your art is really good, and I love the ones you did of Tsukkiyama! They are precious birbs. Keep up the good work, and I hope to see more of your beautiful art soon!! (✿◕ᴗ◕)

*inhales* 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS I AM GLAD THEY ENJOYED THE REQUESTS !!!! (and that you did too !! ♥)
Will do !!!! thank you for your message, and i can assure you that there’s more to come soon !!! ♥

Since I’ve tripped myself down the “attached to a dead Npc” rabbit hole I figured I’d supply some visuals (provided by @nyodrite) for Kes.

Kes is a half drow. His mother was a drow and his father was half wood elf, half (white) dragon born. As such he is always cold (unless something’s really wrong), his tears freeze as he cries and he is very good at ice/snow magic. He also has abandonment issues.

Don’t judge me I needed to write my English Project about someone and it’s not like everyone wasn’t encouraging this trainwreak.

(sorry for the terrible quality and I really hope this loads) but look!! Little Katie (yes I named the hummingbird after u😌) has decided to visit!! She’s been coming around for months and is very thirsty and super adorable💕 just know that you’re now the godmother of my fluttering birb children!


Originally posted by giantmonster

MY SWEET FEATHERED GODCHILD I LOVE HER AND I HOPE SHE IS THE FASTEST FLYER!!! I SHALL BRING HER THE FINEST COLORADO WILD FLOWERSSSSSSSS THANK YOU MY WIFE FOR SHARING THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE. *tackle snugs* 

FANTAKOI’S FANBOOK IS HERE!!!

OMG I AM SUPER HAPPY RIGHT NOW AND THE FACT THAT I HAD TO DO HISTORY DIDN’T AFFECT MY MOOD AT ALL!!! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

Okay so I was in school when my sis told me the fanbook arrived and I managed to contain my squeal (thank god. There were teachers around)
Now that I’ve read the entire thing, I think it’s really really short but sweet omfg kagehina. AND LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE WAS DRAWN I CAN’T  
B R E A T H E °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°


The stickers and postcard were really cute (the ice cream kagehina birbs were my fav) and I love the back part of the cover page (lol) (the tiny sunshine eggs and milk cartons). (´∀`)♡


The book was a really good quality (I spent minutes gushing over the material before I started reading haha) and definitely worth the $40 (I live in Singapore so ye it’s like more expensive)!! My favourite panel was the chibi Hinata saying ‘guwah?’ (lol) (tbh same hinata same) It was so cute!!! I can’t even spoke England anymore I can’t– (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

I really really love you and your art @fantakoi !!! It was worth the 1 month wait
Σ(*ノ´>ω<。`)ノ(•̀o•́)ง

anonymous asked:

jade jade jade .^. i reread otonoki private academy again last night and started laughing when i realised eli has knocked over her chair at least twice by now in the process of standing up (eli stood up properly like once i am literally counting) oh, also please don't take this negatively! i really appreciate the small details you add to your writing!

eli: *is cool and chill*

eli: *still cool and chill*

nozomi: *shows up*

eli: *fucks up*

What are friends for?

I can’t believe how many notes got my previous fic. It didn’t deserve them, me neither o///o *blushes nervously*
In case you liked that crap, you have another one…

Rated: G, Words: 707, Fluff, AO3 link

Cast:
Angel (me) - frustrated writer
Nati ( @natieland ) - BFF
Common Sense - itself

And also @littleblackchat @hchano @toriitorii and @philsterman01
Their super cute conversations made me write it ^^

Don’t do it. You have enough to write, you don’t have time for this. That’s what my common sense would say if it could talk. Luckily, it can’t. At least I hope…
“How about do it anyway?” I thought, obviously making reference to “History of Japan”. It’s everywhere.
Don’t. You. Dare. Common sense doesn’t speak, does it?
I’m pulling my phone out of my pocket.
Hoe don’t do it!
I’m opening a new document.
Oh my God!
I’m starting to write a new crappy fic. And yes, it was mlsubs’ “The Mime” subs reference. I loved it.
Another lazy day in HappilyEverAfterLand. Super talented artist just finished her Ladynoir art and now she looks at it with pride, playing with the tip of her long, blond braid. She’s really satisfied, her fanart is just right, she almost wants to insert Pacha meme in the post. But her peaceful moment doesn’t last long.
“Emergency!” her friend slams the door open. “LBC, we have a huuge problem” Hchano is terrified. What possibly could scare her like that? The answer comes very soon.
“FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP!” screams Tori as she flies to the room.
“Oh no. She watched “Simonsays” again, didn’t she?“ LBC face palms as she watches her little birb flying around.
“Well… actually it was a small marathon…” Hchano rubs her neck. “We just were fangirling too much” she admits.
“Okay, I was planning to show you my new Ladynoir art but since you’re already freaking out…” started LBC.
“Ladynoir? When? Where? SHOW ME!” Tori suddenly appears few inches from LBC’s face. She’s like Tikki, cute but terrifying. Seriously, Tikki is scary as hell.
“Not until you calm down” the blonde pushes smol birb away.
“I’m calm” Tori lands on LBC’s arm, perfectly calmed down. She could be pretty convincing if she wanted something.
“Okay… But stay calm” LBC warns as she shows her piece of art to her friends. Both of them start to hyperventilate and the artist knows they love it.
“You know who else is going to start to hyperventilate?” my BFF’s voice almost freaks me out.
“Geez… You scared me, girl” I stop typing and look at my friend. “I know you’re going to love this.”
“Then hurry up! I want to read it!”
“I hope everyone else wants it too…”
“They do. Now write faster!”
“Hello, purr-incess” demon-seductive voice-
“Oh gods, scratch that. I’m not going to survive this” I mutter to myself.
“Don’t you even try” my friend protests violently. It seems I have to try. Meanwhile, my common sense sobs in the corner.
-attracts three girls’ attention. “Have I already told you how paw-sitively claw-esome you look today? I swear, I’m not kitten you.”
“Oh my gosh, Phil” squeals Hchano. “You’re better than the original Chat. Four in a row! Beat that, Agreste!” she yells, shooting her fists in the air.
“I’m sure he would” responds Phil and hugs LBC.
“I’d argue, mon minou” giggles LBC.
“But he wouldn’t beat your level of cuteness” Tori flies from LBC’s arm to Hchano’s head. “You two are definitely our OTP #1.”
“Agree” adds Hchano. “Who would think that such an innocent April Fool will become that amazing ship?”
“And who would think that we could sail that ship” laughs Tori. “Pound it?”
“Pound it. But technically we can’t do a fistbump since you have wings instead of fists.”
“Who cares” the birb shrugs. “Just bump.”
“Okay then.”
It was probably the first fist-wing-bump in HappilyEverAfterLand.
“Wasn’t that supposed to be Philbc fic?” my BFF is confused a lot.
“It was. But you know how cute my fics can be. So then add my cuteness to their cuteness and you’ll puke with rainbow.”
“Right. At least I can talk to you properly instead of making incoherent fangirl noises.”
“You were making them during reading. That’s enough” I put my phone down. “Do you think they’ll like it?” I ask. I always am afraid that someone might not like my work, especially dedicated to them.
“Obviously. You’re the best for me.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem. What are BFFs for?”
Okay, so I’m posting it. Goodbye world.
I told you so! Yes, it was common sense. Pretty stubborn thing. How good I don’t care.

Okay, so if you don’t like it, I’m really, really sorry! I tried. I really like the idea that somewhere in an alternative universe they all know each other irl and hang out every day. And Tori is a birb, because reasons.
I’m Philbc trash but this time I wanted to add also those precious ship-sailers ^^ I really am Philbc trash…