i realize i'm not funny


after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman” 

so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced. 

I’m a really good swimmer…

I just had a stray thought about this line today and it just made me laugh because I just realized that swimming for Garnet isn’t actually swimming? She just walks along the bottom of things: pools, the ocean, volcanoes, etc. and calls it swimming. So I ended up drawing this and going overboard bc I wanted to play with colors uvu;;

But it’s still a good way to kick off the first day of Spring Break at least!

I’m just gonna go ahead and do this…

Rules: List 10 actresses and/or actors (or a mix of both) you would kiss and then tag 10 blogs.

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

I’m not actually gonna tag anyone bc this was pretty much a joke. Although he is my one and only celebrity crush.

I keep thinking how knowing Even had a crush on Isak the first day he saw him changes the whole dynamic of the story, or at least it does to me.

The first times we see Isak and Even sharing glances (first in the cafeteria, then outside, then at the kosegruppa meeting) I thought Even was this type of guy who looks at you in the coolest way ever just because he feels he is able to get your attention.

When they met in the bathroom and Even did the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen anyone do when they are flirting with someone, I thought he was just being a pain in the ass since he noticed Isak always looking at him and he wanted the attention I guessed he thought he deserved.

And then in the bench… Well, that scene kind of threw my theory out of the window, because Even totally lost his coolness: he was almost shy and nervous. But I guess I was too caught up by his looks and appearance I didn’t really pay attention.

But Even confessing Isak he saw him the very first day at school and that he went to the kosegruppa meeting just to meet Isak made me realize all those times weren’t about Even being cool, they were about Even trying to look cool. It was always about a boy doing embarrassing and not-so-slick things to get the other boy’s attention. When I thought Isak was getting caught by Even staring at him, it was actually Even trying to act laid back when he realized his crush was looking at him. When Even approached Isak on the hallway to ask him if he was going to the Halloween party, it wasn’t him being casual, it was him being hopeful. When Even suggested Isak going to the pool, it wasn’t him recreating his favorite movie scene just to be the coolest guy, it was him planning the whole thing to finally act on his feelings for his crush.

And you know why just a simple scene was able to threw away what I thought was real? Because Skam just doesn’t make seasons from one character’s perspective in order for us to get to really know them, Skam does it to show that not everything is what we think it is: we don’t see life at it is, we see it in our own way. And that’s as beautiful as it is scary, isn’t it?


So I started doing some videos like these. I am Yuri K in this one. I just like this song a lot so I had to.

In the spirit of winter, and of me finally starting winter break. I’d like to share a story. A story of a shitty joke.

So, back in November, my friend and I were working on a Slide Doc for a class project. Goofing off, as hardworking students do, I decided to try and copy and paste the entirety of “Hello!” from The Book of Mormon soundtrack onto a slide.

It did not end well.

It glitches out my computer, the lyrics appearing and copying themselves everywhere. Frantically trying to undo my mistake, I hit the backspace button until I was left with this:

[Elde Pric This book with change your lifeHello!

We both promptly burst into idiotic laughter over this, not funny at all, result.

Now, from henceforth, whenever either of us greet one another with a “Hello!” It is quickly followed by “my name is ELDE PRIC!” Much to the confusion of those around us.

I hope this story was somewhat amusing. Or you at least enjoyed the gif at the top, that my friend recently made and then sent to me.

I’m such an idiot. I just realized-

“How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a CLOUD and pin it down?”


I was always like WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT.?

While waiting to cross the road, this man thought it was going to be like all the other days...

“Ugh, freaking annoying boss. What can I text him…” Sorry I’m gonna be late, there’s a lot of traffic going on.

“Pfff, hope he buys that… again. Oh look, a giant walking marshmallow.”


“Wait whut?!”

So I just recently started Voltron: Legendary Defenders and I been reading up on shit and stuff. I realized I'm basically Lance( basically every paladin.) More so Lance. Very funny and jokes a lot. But then you see he is very insecure and basically Hates himself. Langst as everyone says. I read a few Langst fics and I kid you not I was legit crying. I relate so much to him its crazy and sad. He sees himself as the 7th wheel. I see myself similar to that whenever I'm with anyone. He second guessed himself and rarely talks about it with anyone because it's hard to admit something's wrong with oneself or to anyone.

syxkafka  asked:

HC: After the mishap of being discovered in Sully's room, Kafka now knocks (or at least announces his presence) when he comes to Sullivan's room. He likes to ask Sullivan about his treasures from Earth That Was but Sullivan has limited the story time to one per day so Kafka has to choose from his treasures wisely. Kafka sits there with Sullivan and listens to how he came across the item, any knowledge he has about it, as well as any theories about it's previous owners.


Sullivan appreciates Kafka knocking or blatantly announcing himself before entering after ‘the incident.’ However awkward the situation turned out, he very much enjoys what has become of it. He’s very proud of his collection of knick-knacks from centuries past and some of the items truly are priceless. Not only does he tell Kafka when, where, and how he came to own the object, he also sometimes sneaks in a story about who he thinks might’ve owned it originally or over the years, which invariably turns into an hour, if not more, of story time. Hence Sullivan insisting they cut back to just one item a day when Kafka’s in the mood.

anonymous asked:

so my brother is gay and our parents accept him but they always hyper sexualize him. like today when he used a lot of data on his phone they're like "it's from watching all that gay porn" like??? rude. it sucks. i used to think it was funny but now that i realized that i'm a lesbian, it just makes me uncomfortable. :((

thats super uncomfortable and gross omg, i think your brother or you should talk to your parents about how it’s inappropriate to sexualize your brother like that. obviously theres nothing wrong with watching porn but they really shouldnt be saying things like that just because hes gay