i ran over oprah!

The Signs as Drake and Josh Quotes

Aries: “Pip pip da-doodly doo!”

Taurus: “There’s a New Jersey?” … “Yeah, they just opened it!”

Gemini: “Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don’t know!”

Cancer: “‘Cause I’m NUMBA ONE!”

Leo: “I RAN OVER OPRAH!”

Virgo: “Megan…”

Libra: “Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don’t question it!”

Scorpio: “Woah, just take it easy, man.”

Sagittarius: “So Josh Nichols, tell us what it’s like to be the first astronaut to set foot on JUPITER!!!!”

Capricorn: “Package for Josh Nichols.” (Josh: Thanks! Have a good day!) “Don’t tell me what to do.”

Aquarius: “I hope they cancel Oprah!”

Pisces: “So my foot’s totally stuck in there right? I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.”

best drake & josh episodes

- the helicopter one/maybe e means EXTRA FUEL !!
- trying to get their pet orangutan back after they sold it to a guy who eats orangutans by accident
- LET THE SUSHI ROLL
- blues brothers
- IF DRESSING LIKE A LADY HELPS ME HELP OTHERS THEN DRESS LIKE A LADY I SHALL
- playing basketball with josh’s grandma
- THE GAME SPHERE……IT’S SPHEREICAL……SPHEREICAL
- when they’re in the steered straight program and a criminal takes over the police car and they have to pretend to be real criminals named jefferson steelflex and alvin yakatori (this is probably the overall best one tbh)
- the demonator
- STOP ASKING ME DORA, YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP
- when they’re in a fight over a foam finger with flashbacks to when they met at a baseball game as kids
- EQUIPMENT MANAGER
- gary coleman grills
- i saw mercury, then venus, i saw the earth, then mars, i saw jupiter, then saturn, uranus, and NEPTUNE
- trying to get the wedding cake to their aunt’s wedding on time but the car breaks down
- peruvian puff peppers
- when drake accidentally marries josh’s foreign pen pal
- woah just take it easy man/josh on america’s most wanted
- I RAN OVER OPRAH
- drake pretending to be a doctor
- their teacher has a vicious dog and the animal control guy just hides in the bathroom whittling ducks out of soap
- I LOVE THIS ALBUM MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF

I just want to wish you all a happy easter even if you don’t celebrate it. You’re all great and I love you all.

So here’s my face happy easter lmao