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Yoonkook Week Day 1: Favorite moment(ssssss) 

Ardent Love (M)

Summary: It is that time of the year when your husband disappears behind his office doors, stacks of papers piled high on his desk, and fails to return home until the wee hours of the morning-if he returns at all. As the days pass by and his side of the bed grows colder, you decide that if he is too busy to come home, you’ll just have to go to him. 
Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: Smut, romance || Husband/CEO! Yoongi
Word Count: 3,900+
Warnings: office (desk) sex, riding, oral, etc.
For Prompt #2: “Shh, let’s just see how quiet you can be” which was requested by @baepsaewhalien and an anon|| This was meant to just be a drabble…
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Originally posted by my-eccentric-mind

The door falls shut with a gentle clink, the noise resounding in the small office space and you blink back the nerves and excitement as Yoongi peers up at you from where he is seated behind his large, oak desk, glasses falling gradually down the bridge of his nose. He says nothing at your presence, simply cocks a brow in muted amusement and motions for you to take a seat on the leather couch that is nestled in the small corner of his work space. You follow his instructions silently, heels clicking along the tiled floor as you move over to take a spot on the plush cushions, hands coming to rest on your lap. There is a familiar itch that comes with these meetings, a pleasant buzz of eagerness that lingers just below the surface of your limbs.

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stop pretending that sirius black isn’t a food snob and that it Kills him that lily puts ketchup on practically everything

Dating Sherlock Would Involve

I can’t believe I haven’t done this yet

Originally posted by lonelyprincess01

  • Playing with his hair when you kiss, or just to annoy him or when you lay in bed together. 
  • Calling him “Holmes”
  • Sherlock wouldn’t introduce you to Mycroft for a while because he would be worried Mycroft would make you leave somehow. But when you did get formally introduced to Mycroft it would be a little strange…
    “Oh this is your brother? I met him the week I met you in a coffee shop. We had a nice little chat! What a coincidence.”
    You would all know it definitely was not a coincidence.
  • Sherlock would teach you to dance. He would be shy about it at first but once you’d stepped on his toes a few times and looked so shocked and apologetic afterwards he wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.
  • Telling Sherlock you won’t talk to him until he eats something substantial.
    “Oh, you’ll crack eventually.”
    You don’t.
    Sherlock ends up aggressively eating a sandwich in front of you while you burst out laughing - he’d had enough of asking your opinion on a case and you just giving him an eyebrow.
  • Sherlock takes you on cases with him because he likes you to see you (impress you). 
  • You keep laughing at inappropriate times, earning the eyes of everyone at the scene.
    “Sorry, it’s just that that’s Sherlock’s um… face.”
  • Taking baths and showers together because you can both be absent minded in the shower and this helps you save water.
  • John wouldn’t know for a week or so that you two were actually dating. He would’ve thought that you didn’t swing that way so he would be very shocked when he walked in on you and Sherlock making out.
    “Is this um… for a case?”
  • You and Sherlock would dress and undress each other (mainly for motivation for Sherlock) as he would often not bother to get dressed and would stay in the same clothes for days. This way you did it for him (which he quite enjoyed).
  • Subconsciously imitating his clothing style. You don’t realise until there’s a photo of you two in the newspaper. 
  • Laying on his lap when he’s reading through papers
  • Mrs Hudson would adore you. She would keep asking when you two were going to get married.
  • It would make Mycroft uncomfortable to see his brother so happy with someone in that way.
  • Meeting Sherlock’s parents. They have many funny stories about Sherlock to tell you.
  • Sherlock suddenly going to you at random times, holding you by the shoulders and half yelling at you because he’s “realised why I feel this way about you”.
  • Standing up for him with cutting comments whenever someone insults Sherlock. You’ve picked up on how to hurt people with words (you don’t use it very often though).
  • A lot of hand holding but not that much else PDA
  • Imitating him when he’s being stroppy. This causes him to imitate you back and you’re both strutting around the flat in each other’s clothes , shouting mockery at each other until Mrs Hudson bursts in laughing.
    “You two are so strange! You’re perfect for each other!”
  • When she leaves, Sherlock turns to you.
    “We are you know.  I mean, statistically speaking.”
    “What?” You laugh.
    In answer you just kiss each other, him in your clothes and you in his.
  • “Does it make me self indulged to say you look really hot in my clothes, Sherlock?”
    “Perhaps. But I do have to agree.”



Perry Cox and Bob Kelso: Synchronized Grumps

  • Henry: Where do you think she went?
  • Regina: There's no way to know for sure, but I bet she ended up with Wish Robin.
  • Henry: What? Why would it send her to a world where she's a wanted criminal who's just killed the reinging monarchs, made off with the princess, and has a price on her head? I wrote 'the evil queen gets a fresh start' not 'the evil queen has a public execution'.
  • Regina: I'm sure it'll work out.
  • Henry: Didn't you say Rumple was trying to kill you when you left too?
  • Regina: I'm sure it'll work out.

I love year 8 fics, where they’re figuring out the people they’re going to be after the war, but still stuck in hogwarts making up for the disrupted (or skipped) year 7. 

And if those fics have hurt/comfort dealing with the aftermath of, well, of everything, then I am 10000% there for that. 

526. The teachers at Hogwarts enjoyed placing bets on which students would get together. Professor McGonagall was the reigning champ on betting which students would get together. The pots on these bets used to get huge (Ron & Hermione's had a few hundred galleon payout). There were only three times she lost for pots she'd bet on. When Bill married Fleur (she’d guessed Tonks), when Tonks married Remus, and when Neville married Hannah (she’d guessed Luna).

Hello my dear followers!

I’m sure you’ve noticed that over the past month or so my blog has essentially been running in this mode. I haven’t had the time to maintain my queue as I’ve been using the small time I have on here to post some new works or maintain networks. I’ve been very busy and generally feeling down/overwhelmed. It’s been a hard time.

Anyway, this is going to continue until the end of the month for two reasons:

  1. I am going away to California today, and won’t be back until next week. (I’m very excited, I’ve never been!) Most importantly, though, I’m going because I’m going to be attending @adaughterofeve‘s wedding and I could not be more excited to celebrate with her! ♥♥♥♥♥ (PS - Go wish her a big congratulations!)
  2. I am actually working on a “relaunching” this blog with a new tagging system, theme, expanded fandoms (I’m going full multifandom!) and the works. Woo!

So, until July, this blog will largely be just posting my new works and reminders about events going on at my various networks. (Don’t worry - those will be maintained as usual!) I’m still working on all the drabbles you sent in, so I will be slowly releasing those as I finish as well. I will still be responding to messages as I can, but it will be in slowed capacity (especially until I return from California!). Basically, there won’t be much consistency here until I’m truly back.

Once I relaunch, I’ll be maintaining my queue again (I’ve built up quite the supply of likes with all the incredible stuff you have been churning out). Please do tag me in things you’d like me to see; I’ll definitely give priority to those works.  

I’m sorry that I go on these every few months or so, but my mental health has been difficult to deal with and it’s been hard to manage everything on here between everything I have going on. (On the bright side, this is partially legit because I am going on vacation so yay!)

I appreciate you all sticking with me. I’m very grateful ♥


If Good and Evil can’t find a way to work together, neither side will survive.

i have zero posts in my queue and at the same time i realised i just unfollowed a bunch of blogs so here’s your chance to shine(please don’t take me seriously or what so ever)

i have a few preconditions and you have to meet at least one of them:

  • studyblr
  • lawblr, mathblr, civis/social studies
  • norwegian langblr
  • ORIGINAL POSTS(luv ya if you post original content)
  • same kind of aesthetic as my main @humina​ !! (check it out! you won’t regret it)
  • poetry!! poetry!! poetry!!
  • bookblr

happy reblogging and i promise, i will queue something from every single blog that reblogs this post!