i promiz

supersecretnerd  asked:

You know, if professor Archibald were to come back, he would probably try to do experiments on Werner's pokemon...

“I am avare ov zat, but I promize you, mein kamerade, I vill not allov him to do zuch a zing. Und he vill follov mein orderz if I tell him to schtand down.”

  • Stephanie McMahon: Randall, what the HEELLLLLLLL was that on twitter?!
  • Randy Orton: MUM Steph plz dun take me out the spotlight
  • Stephanie McMahon: Hunter wants to speak to you..
  • Randy Orton: Emehgerd not dad
  • Triple H: Randall, do I NEED to bust out your fat Randy days? Do we need to have The Evolution of Fat Randy special air on the network?
  • Randy Orton: DAD plz dun plz i swears dun i promize like oh god i'll be a star plz
Magcon Preferences #67- Drunk tweets (His)

Cam@CameronDallas; @Y/T/N did you have fun at the one darection concert?

@Y/T/N; Baby. I didn’t go to the concert….are you okay?

@CameronDallas; YAH. I JUST MISS U A LOT.

@CameronDallas; AND I’M DRUNK

Shawn@ShawnMendes; UR A LIZARD HERREH

@Y/T/N; @shawnmendes. Are you drunk watching Harry Potter?

@ShawnMendes; Yes, u wanna cum over ;)

@Y/T/N; Nice innuendo…I’ll be right over you dork.

Taylor@TaylorCaniff; I’M RLLY SAD

@Y/T/N; Why?? :(

@TaylorCaniff; I MISS U A LOT, BAE.

@Y/T/N; are you drunk?

@TaylorCaniff; I DONT KNO. I JUST REALLY WANT A HOT POCKET

Nash-  @NashGrier; damn…I csnt believ mattt just ate hayse… #riphaasgryer

@Y/T/N; LOL @nashgrier.

@Y/T/N; YOU DRUNK BABE?!?

@NashGrier; LOL LOL. YEAH HA

Matt- @TheMattEspinosa; SUP SUGA MAMMA!!>? @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N: lol. Nothin much… You and the boys having fun?

@TheMattEspinosa; WERE MEN. And yes…we are…

@Y/T/N; Thought so…You’re drunk?

@TheMattEspinosa; Yes..very..

Jack J@JackJackJohnson; I MIS U SO MUCH CUDDLE BUG @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; I miss you too, honey @JackJackJohnson 

@JackJackJonson; I LUV U SO MUCH BBYGRL @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; Are you drunk, babyboy?.. @jackjackjohnson 

@JackJackJohnson; Yes…but I love u so much/

@Y/T/N; I love you too, baby…go to sleep okay? Face down and remember to have the garbage can next to yah…okay?

@JackJackJohnson; mmmmkkaaayyy @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; Promise? @JackJackJohnson 

@JackJackJohnson; I promize @Y/T/N

Jack G

@jackgilinsky; BUT FR FR WIZERD OF OZ IS GREAT

@Y/T/N; Babe, you don’t like Wizard of Oz… @Jackgilinsky 

@Jackgilinsky; I dnt? @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; No baby…… @jackgilinsky 

@jackgilinsky; My life has been a lie…. @Y/T/N 

Carter- @Y/T/N; Carter’s turnt

@CarterReynolds; OR NAH SON @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; lol what’s 10+10? @carterreynolds 

@CarterReynolds; 100….BOOM 

Aaron@aaroncarpenter_; where r u Shawn @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; What?? @aaroncarpenter_

@aaroncarpenter_; Shwn..wher r u??? @Y/T/N?

@Y/T/N; I’m not Shawn…. @aaroncarpenter_

@aaroncarpenter_; I didnt say u were @Y/T/N

Sammy@sammywilk; Wat if Sean shaved his hed. LOLOLOL

@sammywilk; HOLY FUCK IM HILARIOS

@Y/T/N; babe’s turnt up…lol @sammywilk (*Pic of Sammy dancing on the table*)

Hayes- @hayesgrier; my Y/N is my gf….

@Y/T/N; no shit… @hayesgrier 

@hayesgrier; dont make fun of me puuphed. @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; #PUUPHED LOLOL @hayesgrier 

@Hayesgrier; what; s so funnie? 

Dillon@ruppism; SUCK MY ASS

@Y/T/N; ask taylor @ruppism 

@ruppism; okoie doky….hold on @Y/T/N

@ruppism; HE SAID NO @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; lol. okay…that sucks.

@ruppism; SUCKS MY ASS

Jacob@JacobWhitesides; 1 TIME IN DA 5 GRAD Y/N PEED IN THE PUL.@Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; that was you babyboy…. @jacobwhitesides 

@jacobwhitesides; o sht…it waz @Y/T/N

Nate@natemaloley; I MIS U SOSOSOSO MUCH BBYGURL @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; lol. I miss you too babyboy <3 @natemaloley 

@natemaloley; i swear wen i get hom WERE GONA HAV SO MUCH FUN OK?? ND I’M GINNA GIV U NEK KISSED AND WERE GONNA MAKE LOVE! @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; okay baby…that’s great… @natemaloley 

@Natemaloley; YUNG SK8 IS GUNNA LO E YOU DOWN BBY @Y/T/N

@Y/T/N; alright….cool… @natemaloley 

@natemaloley; I LOVE U @Y/T/N

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[NEWS] Actor Lee Minho has donated 50 million won ($43,000) to UNICEF through his donation platform Promiz, the U.N. agency’s Korea head said Tuesday.

Lee’s donation was made to celebrate World Water Day 2016. The money will be used to purchase 6.25 million water purification tablets, providing clean water to 52 million children across the world.

The 28-year-old celebrity has carried on his charity work for years, often making huge donations to various organizations.

In 2009, he engaged in the Love Net project by UNICEF in an attempt to prevent the proliferation of malaria. Continuing his good deeds, Lee donated 100 million won in 2015 for emergency relief campaigns in earthquake-torn Nepal.


At the agreement ceremony held on Monday, Lee said “I felt that it was my job to help those in need and publicize various issues and problems in society.”

“Promiz and I will put our best efforts into providing clean drinking water for more people around the world,” he added.

By Kim Ji-young (christinekim@heraldcorp.com)