i promise this is a good one ok im really proud of it

Dating Shawn Mendes - Headcannons

dating shawn mendes would include:

  • singing to you when you can’t sleep
  • 80% of his songs being about you
  • watching him work out
  • when he doesn’t have to get up early, u can bet you’re staying in bed with him the wHoLE morning
  • trying to cook something as simple as pasta but somehow burning it??
  • bLoWinG kiSsES aT YOu annd vise versa
  • ranting to you about how canada is so much better than any other country
  • trying to teach you how to play guitar
  • when he’s really tired he becomes a koala
  • head in your neck ((if u have a ticklish neck this will be hell for u))
  • his hair would kind of be across the bottom of your cheeks and in your neck and just kind of everywhere but its like REALLY ok bc his hair can stop wars
  • his lips would press to your neck during these cuddling sessions
  • his long eyelashes laying on his cheeks
  • his hair would be curlier and messier than normal
  • his skin would be kind of hot too like not warm but burning
  • he wouldn’t let u go while your sleeping either
  • he would groan if u had to leave
  • hIS GrOGGy aSS vOiCE
  • after like a month of dating and spending a lot of time together he would want you to meet his family bc they mean a lot to him but so do u and he is so proud to have found someone like u awwww
  • before he kisses you his BIG ASS HANDs would hold you face or your cheeks
  • i feel like he’s the jealous type
  • and because he’s a leo,,, he wants to be the ‘dominant’ one in the relationship whatever tf that means
  • tracing his tattoos oH LORd
  • homeboy can’t keep his hands to himself when he’s in the mood ;)
  • your friends would send him videos of u singing his songs and he would have THE MOST smug smile on his face
  • bc his gf/bf is whipped for him
  • jk
  • no probs
  • when he comes home y’all are attached at the hip for the first three days
  • telling u all the places he wants to take u some day
  • he’d be a boyfriend that would get u a promise ring bc he’s still pretty young and i feel like getting married would be;; responsible and he still wants to be young and reckless with you
  • bc he’s a giant he would sweep u off your feet a lot and carry u around no matter what size you are
  • when stuff gets intense ;) his eyes would b SUPER wide and kind of innocent looking oh lord help me after i write these
  • and his lips would pinker than normal and swollen
  • he’d breathing heavy fuehwijdks
  • his hair would be scattered in all different directions
  • god he’s a sight to look at
  • he would send u funny videos of himself when he’s on tour and away from u
  • screaming lyrics in his jeep
  • dancing together in the kitchen, bedroom, stage, bus, hotel, or anywhere really at like 2 AM
  • he would be so good to you and everyone could see that
  • and he would love you so much
  • he’s just not human and i love my baby boy ok bye this was really long,, you’re welcome…
Did You See?

Author’s Note: lord i am so glad someone requested Jongin fluff so i could make up for the torture that is Mourning Air. this is a gift for @kpopandlock and i hope hope hope i have done this justice. romance comes very hard for me unless theres chapters of tension and build up, so i hope this makes every Nini stan swoon just a tiny bit <3 enjoy loves!

Pairing: Kai x Reader

Summary: every day, you fall a little bit more in love with your best friend, Jongin. everyday, you ache for him. everyday, you miss all the signs of something he’s been trying to tell you.

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 3,068

Nini[2:06 AM]: you up?

Y/N[2:08 AM]: yeah why

Nini[2:08 AM]: are you hungry?

Y/N[2:10 AM]: !!! diner run? :)

Nini[2:11 AM]: i have a better idea ;)

Y/N[2:12 AM]: better than 2AM waffles?? D:

Nini[2:13 AM]: promise to keep an open mind

Y/N[2:14 AM]: nini it’s too early…or late idk to be open minded~~

Nini[2:15 AM]: ok then be spontaneous

Y/N[2:16 AM]: what are you suggesting

Nini[2:18 AM]: cheesesteaks

Y/N[2:18 AM]: im not fucking cooking at 2 in the morning, are you high

Nini[2:20 AM]: nooo let’s go GET them i know an amazing food truck in philly

Y/N[2:21 AM]: are you driving?

Nini[2:21 AM]: as long as you DJ

Y/N[2:22 AM]: come pick me up~~ <3

Nini[2:23 AM]: that’s my girl! be there in 10

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anonymous asked:

Hello~.I find requesting really scary, and thus have never done so before.But ever since you wrote the mermaid minhyuk au I've craved one for kihyun.The mermaid au was so fricking cute and it still pops into my head whenever I get a notification of a new post you've made.I know you have so much going on,but if you'd ever considered making a mermaid au(or perhaps even a siren au because kihyun voice <3)for kihyun I'd be the happiest follower ever ^_^. Your writing is pure love on so many levels

mermaid aus are getting so popular hehe!! here’s kihyun~
find mermaid!minhyuk (here)

  • has always been the best singer among the mermaids in his part of the ocean and he’s really really proud of his voice
  • has a tail that is a shimmering yellow with teal hints at the tips of his fins
  • wears a necklace of really pretty shells around his neck that was passed down to him from his mother
  • teaches the younger mermaid kids how to sing on key,,,,it’s really cute but he’s apparently a tough teacher LOL
  • ok,,,but in this au,,,,kihyun’s hair is long,,,,,like to his waist,,,,imagine,,,,
  • is actually kind of scared of land,,,,he doesn’t like sand and humans sorta scare him,,,,,,just because they seem so loud and not a good loud like a Bad loud
  • so he tells the kids he teaches to stay away from the surface if they can,,,,the ocean is home
  • and u well u have always been scared of deep ocean water
  • ur fine walking a bit into the shore,,,,just till ur covered to the knee,,,,anything deeper tho and ur running back to land because like WHO knows whats in there,,,,,sharks??? monsters???? those fish that puff up and can spike u to death???? no thanks
  • but one morning as ur collecting shells on the shore u hear,,,,,,,a voice??? a singing voice???
  • but it’s,,,,it’s more than just a person singing a song,,,,it’s much more,,,,,smooth and beautiful???
  • the melody seems to flow even tho it’s just a voice with no instruments???? 
  • and u can’t help it but u feel urself drifting toward that voice and u find urself on the boardwalk,,,,walking right to the end and looking down into a net cast into water,,,,,except,,,,,,,,,,,there’s someone in the net????
  • the voice is coming from them and u squat down to see a boy,,,,eyes shut tight,,,,but it’s obvious he’s the one singing and u wonder briefly if he’s singing to calm himself down
  • but then,,,,,u see it
  • the tail
  • yellow and glistening against the harsh dark netting and helplessly splashing around
  • and u think for a moment u must have hallucinated it. that the boy is stuck,,,,with a bunch of fish,,,but that makes no sense because as ur eyes travel up the tail u see the torso of a human,,,the chest of a human,,,,the neck of a human,,,,,,,,and the singing stops because u lock eyes with the boy whose opened them
  • and his hair,,,,,,all thrown around his face and tangled in the net too doesn’t shield the way his eyes get big in even more fear
  • and u dont know what to say so all u can blurt out is “are u stuck?” which is redundant because of course he’s stuck but,,,the boy just freezes
  • and ur like “do,,,,can you understand me???? i think ur stuck???”
  • u bend down a little and put ur hand on the net,,,trying to figure out where it has been tied closed but u cant find it and the boy shakes a little and ur like “i ,,, i won’t hurt you!! i heard ur pretty singing and,,,,,,ill get u out before the fisherman come ok i promise!!”
  • and ur words seem to work because he stops squirming and suddenly,,,he goes “will you set me free?” and ur surprised because he speaks ur language but u nod and ur like “ill get u out and u can go back int,,,into the ocean!!”
  • and he nods but he’s also like “the opening is under me,,,u need to jump in the water.”
  • and ur like,,,,,,,,,,,,,jump?,,,,,,it’s deep,,,,i,,,,,,,,cant
  • and he’s like why not and ur like,,,,the water scares me,,,,,,,and kihyun for the first time looks at u and instead of thinking u want to hurt him or that ur some loud human,,,he hears ur voice get smaller and ???? to him theres nothing scary about water it’s land that scares him but,,,,here u are
  • and he’s like “there’s nothing here,,,it’s not scary,,,,,i promise,,,,” and u swallow because u havent been in deep water for a while,,,but u also know if u dont hurry the fisherman will come and find him
  • so pushing your anxiety down u do ur best to slip one foot in,,,,pulling it back until u hear his voice again,,,,,,so angelic go “it’s ok,,,there’s nothing but water.”
  • and u nod and finally u slide ur whole body into the water off the boardwalk and with trembling hands u start to feel down the netting and with one breath u dunk ur head under water when u feel the knot and try to work as fast as possible
  • with it finally undone u come back up and feel ur heartbeat go crazy,,,the fear coming back and kihyun wiggles until he’s free and u pull the netting off him too but before he leaves he pauses himself
  • seeing ur shaking shoulder and suddenly he wraps an arm around you and lifts you into his arms and ur like “what-”
  • with a slight jump out of the water he manages to push you back up onto the boardwalk and he’s like “thank you,,,,for helping me - um,,,,-”
  • and u tell him ur name and he’s like “im kihyun,,,,” and ur still shaken up from being in water and ur looking at him in disbelief
  • and he’s like “i,,,,,,,will a song calm u down?” and u blink but nod and,,,,there it is again
  • that voice that lead u to him,,,,so beautiful and flowing
  • and as u sit there shivering on the boardwalk,,, kihyun reaches out his hand from the water and u take it,,,,letting him sing until ur shivering has stopped
  • and u and him just look at one and other,,,,and kihyun can’t believe it,,,,,that there are humans,,,,,
  • that looks so,,,,,,,nice
  • and even in ur fragile state ud jumped into water and saved him and,,,,,kihyun doesnt like being wrong but ,,, maybe not all humans are bad and he suddenly hears something and lets go of ur hand and is like i must go,,,,,,but i owe u my life,,,,,,,,,,
  • and u seem to forget ur fear for a second because u lean over,,,, over the boardwalk and ask if ull see him again
  • and kihyun hesitates,,,,but he can feel his heart is telling him to say yes not only because u saved him but because,,,the color of ur eyes and ur hair in ur face and the gentle touch of ur warm skin against his had,,,,,,,done something to him
  • so he says yes,,,,that he’ll visit u again and ull be able to tell because he’ll sing the same song,,,,,,,,
  • and ur like ill be waiting and kihyun dives back in,,,his yellow tail is the last thing u see of him glimmering as it disappears and u wonder that the ocean may be scary
  • but it’s also full of beautiful mermaids like kihyun,,,,,,,,it can’t be that bad
Meanwhile, a recap on Jon and Sansa's 'unadulterated platonic relationship'
  • S05E07
  • Sansa, after being raped and abused: ...but you are a bastard
  • Ramsay: (this girl never learn does she?) well you know who else is a bastard? Jon Snow
  • Sansa: Jon Snow who?
  • Ramsay: this dumb bitch... Your half-brother!! Remember? He's Lord Commander now. Another bastard rising. Bastards for the win!
  • --
  • S06E04
  • After 84 years... (The first Stark reunion, i sure TF am crying)
  • Jonsa: (intently stares at each other for 30 seconds and the hug™)
  • -
  • Sansa: *reminisce childhood memories*
  • Sansa: im sorry im an ass to you and havent really treated you as my brother until now
  • Jon: nah. It's not your fault
  • Sansa: i was awful, just admit it
  • Jon: (snorts) well what you gonna do. I was always been a brooder
  • Sansa: can you forgive me?
  • Jon: theres nothing to forgive
  • Sansa; forgive meee : (
  • Jon: okay. :)
  • Sansa: :)
  • Sansa: *tries to be cool by drinking ale, but fails miserably)
  • Jon: (oh shes so cute, my cute little sister)
  • Sansa: okay but real talk where will you go?
  • Jon: me? There's no more 'me'. There's only you and I.
  • Sansa: fine. Where will WE go?
  • Jon: we can't stay here
  • Sansa: Home™. We have to go home.
  • Jon: you crazy?? Boltons are there and i'm tired of fighting.
  • Sansa: that is the wrong attitude, Jon!! We are going home and winning Winterfell, even if it's the last thing I do!!
  • -
  • Jon: *reads 'you traitor bastard', 'rickon is here', 'sansa is my wife'* okay im done
  • Sansa: no go on. *reads basically ramsay being the psychopath that he is* you see my point now?
  • Jon: we have no army to fight
  • Sansa: *the hand hold™* you are father's son. We need to take back what is ours.
  • Jon: okay
  • -
  • S06E05
  • Sansa: the North remembers and they remember the Starks
  • Ser Davos: ok. But Jon is not a Stark.
  • Sansa: but I am. And idc, he IS my father's son.
  • -
  • Brienne: im your sworn shield. Im not gonna leave you here alone w these untrustworthy dudes
  • Sansa: im here w Jon
  • Brienne: jon is ok. He's too dark, but okay. Others, not too much. Esp the bearded-guy. He's so obsessed w me.
  • Sansa: (snorts) but Jon is not others. Jon is my bro. 'Jon is Jon'™. He'll keep me safe. I trust him
  • Brienne: then why the fuck you lyin' to him?
  • -
  • Jon: new dress?
  • Sansa: i made it myself. Did you like it?
  • Jon: i LOVE it!! I mean, the wolf?? The details are so intricate. Such a talented hand!
  • Sansa: awww. Well, good cause i made one for you too. *hands the cloak™* since you're gonna be Ned 2.0, you should dress the part.
  • Jon: thank you, Sansa.
  • Sansa: You're welcome :)
  • Jon: *grins like an idiot* (wtf just happened)
  • -
  • S06E07
  • Lyanna: Bear islands knows no King but the king in the North whose name is Stark. I see no Stark. You're a Snow. And your sister is a Bolton, or a Lannister. Who knows anymore
  • Sansa: hun, the fact that I'm here in one piece and still sane after the idiot mad king Joffrey, and the psychopath sicko Ramsey should speak for myself.
  • Ser Davos: *gives motivational speech*
  • Lyanna: ok. I'll give you 62 o our men
  • Later, Sansa: did we just stand there and get dragged for 62 men?
  • -
  • S06E09
  • Jon: you dont have to be here
  • Sansa: yes, i do.
  • Ramsay: aww. My beloved wife. Ive missed you terribly. Thank you for returning Lady Bolton safely. Now bend the knee.
  • Jon: i think TF not. One on one, you and me.
  • Ramsay: you kidding me? You're the best swordsman in the North, no one is dumb enough to fight you one on one. Whats the point of having an army, if you wont use it?
  • Jon: will your army fight for you if you wont fight for them?
  • Ramsay: oh wow Sansa. You got yourself a fine young man right here. Jon snow, your pride will be the death of your little bro
  • Sansa: how do we know you have him?
  • Ramsay: *throws Shaggydog head*
  • Sansa: oh now you've crossed the line, consider yourself dead tom. *dramatic exit*
  • Ramsay: she's a fine woman, your sister. I look forward to having her back in my bed. ofc you guys are fine too. My dogs are starving for you.
  • -
  • Men talks military strategies.
  • Jon: i want him angry. I want him making a mistake.
  • Sansa: youve met him for 6 seconds and you think you know him. Ive lived w him. I know him. Did it ever occur to you to ask my opinion?!
  • Jon: okay. You're right.
  • Sansa: *rants about Ramsay being manipulative* he's been doing it all his life
  • Jon: hun, i've defended the Wall from Giants and barbaric cannibals with what? 100 people? I think i can handle Ramsay Bolton just fine
  • Sansa: you dont know him
  • Jon: okay. Then tell me. Whats YOUR plan?
  • Sansa: idk!! Dont ask me!! Just dont be stupid
  • Jon: ????
  • Sansa: *continues to tell jon they need more men BUT not telling him they can have the knights of the Vale*
  • Sansa: if Ramsay wins, im not going back there alive
  • Jon: i wont ever let him touch you again. I'll protect you, i promise.
  • Sansa: i'd like to see you try.
  • -
  • Jon: if i die, dont bring me back
  • Red woman: im not your servant
  • Jon: you're in my camp. Im your Commander
  • -
  • Jon: *probably forgets his plan and that he's the Commander, so he stupidly marches front and center to the Boltons*
  • Ser Davos: *waited until Jon Snow is halfway through the battlefield* Go! go!! Follow your stupid commander!!
  • -
  • Ramsay: oh well, since my army is gone. How about i take you up w your offer? One on one?
  • Jon: bitch... *finally beats the crap out of Ramsay but stops when he sees Sansa*
  • -
  • Sansa: Jon. Where is he?
  • --
  • S06E10
  • Jon: im having the Lord's chamber prepared for you.
  • Sansa: you should take it.
  • Jon: no you take it.
  • Sansa: no you!!
  • Jon: 'I'm not a Stark'™
  • Sansa: You are to me.
  • Jon: You're the Lady of Winterfell. You're the reason why we're standing here. You. The knights of the Vale rode for you. Speaking of, you wanna tell me why you never mentioned you have a battalion in your pocket?
  • Sansa: oops. Sorry?
  • Jon: (comes closer) we need to trust each other. *forehead kiss™ that lasted a little longer*
  • -
  • *Sansa sits at the left side of Jon, looking proud as the North names him King in the North*
  • --
  • S07E01
  • Jon: you are my sis but i'm king now. You cant undermine me.
  • Sansa: i cant tell you when youre being an idiot? Bec joffrey--
  • Jon: *shookt* you think i'm like joffrey??
  • Sansa: (softens) no
  • Jon: thank you
  • Sansa: you're good at this
  • Jon: psh. No.
  • Sansa: you areee. They respect you but--
  • Jon: (laughs) everything before the word 'but' is horse shit.
  • Sansa: ok. Whatever. Stop babying me
  • Jon: i'll stop if you stop undermining me.
  • Sansa: i would never!! *grabs hand*
  • Jon: (this girl cant keep her hand to herself)
  • Sansa: i love dad and Robb but they are idiots. And you know what happens to idiots? They die. So dont be an idiot
  • Jon: And how should i be smarter? By listening to you?
  • Sansa: that would definitely be a first.
  • *insert ned/cat parallel here*
  • -
  • Sansa: youre so obsessed w the Night king, you forgot about the Incest queen in the South.
  • Jon: im obsessed w him bec i saw the fantasy shit he has beyond the wall
  • Sansa: hun, the South has their own fuckery. Father underestimated Cersei, that obvs didnt turn out so well
  • Jon: ok but--
  • Sansa: Jon, you've read the Art of War by Ned Stark. I've read the one by Cersei.
  • Jon: Did she sign your copy?
  • Sansa: Yes. I'm her number one stan.
  • -
  • S07E02
  • Jon: *after Sam tells him there is dragonglass in dragonstone which lol Ser Davos DID NOT even mention) i should go to dragonstone.
  • Sansa: Jon 'reckless, stubborn, you know nothing' Snow! What did we talk about being an idiot? Have you forgotten why father fought the mad king in the first place? That girl is dangerous!!
  • Everyone: we need the King in the North in the North!!
  • Jon: North is my home. And i will never stop fighting for it. But we need allies
  • Sansa: you're abandoning me!! You're abandoning our home!! (Stay)
  • Jon: You'll be safe here. I'll leave Ghost to you. And you'll keep everyone safe. Until I return, the North is yours. (This is me trusting you)
  • Sansa: okay.
  • -
  • LF: *blah blah blah*
  • Jon: (oh god. When will he ever stop talking? Is it too much to ask for a moment of silence around here? I just wanna be emo w my homies)
  • Littlefinger: i love Sansa--
  • Jon: (snaps and chokes LF) istg you touch her and i'll kill you myself
  • -
  • LF: so that was a little intense. Oh Cat 2.0!! There you are!! Hellooo!!
  • Jon: *looks back and waves at Sansa before leaving - ala Brienne & Jaime style*
  • LF: damn. At Ned 2.0? Story of my life, huh?
  • --
  • S07E03
  • Tyrion: And Sansa. Does she miss me terribly?
  • Jon: (i'd be careful of what you say next)
  • Tyrion: well i've never touched her and i was really nice to her
  • Jon: oh good. I mean idc. But that's really great. I'd hate to almost kill you myself. Not that i care.
  • -
  • Jon: *looks like fine snack at the mountain top* i miss home.
  • Tyrion: *subtly ships Jonaerys*
  • Jon: (rolls eyes) you know what's real? The White Walkers.
  • -
  • Bran: *comes back to WF but is cryptic AF*
  • Sansa: i wish Jon were here
  • Bran: and you were so beautiful, in your white wedding dress--
  • Sansa: (kim kardashian voice) if you know how i feel why would u say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like u know im not happy i know im trying to see if it will work out here and i know that its not--
  • --
  • S07E04
  • Arya: jon left you in charge?
  • Sansa: he did. I hope he comes back soon. I remember how stoked he was to see me. We're buddy-buddies now. His heart will probs stop if sees you.
  • -
  • Ser Davos: so you and the Pretty dragon lady.*nudge, nudge* jonaerys is real. I ship it. Bec i saw you look at her direction for .1 second and i know foh shure you are secretly in love w her. I have the receipts.
  • Jon: you're delusional™
  • Theon: Sansa--
  • Jon: (loses his shit) you think i'll be tired of going all batshit crazy over someone mentioning her name?? Your traitorous coward useless ass can choke
  • Ser Davos: (this damn bastard cant keep it together ffs)
  • -
  • S07E05
  • Northerns lords: *kiss ass to Sansa*
  • Sansa: ok thats nice but Jon is our king. Im a loyal ho, you fake ass lords cant relate.
  • -
  • Sansa, probably: Jon I wish you can come back v soon. I miss you. Obviously Ghost does too, remember him? The Northern lords Are bipolar fuckers who are as loyal as fake fans are. Arya and Bran are back but they've gone cray cray. PS. Bran says the undeadz are heading towards the Eastwatch. He has visions now.
  • --
  • S07E06
  • Arya: *hypocritical speech about something that happened 6 seasons ago*
  • Sansa: sis i love u but stfu. Even tho Jon is an idiot, he gives me credit that i deserve. We won Winterfell back because of ME--
  • Arya: 'Sis', idk about you and Jon and but 'I' single-handedly avenged the Red Wedding by wiping the Freys out. But go awf i guess.
  • -
  • Sansa: their loyalty is to Jon. Which is debatable btw. Jon had left me on seenzone for weeks.
  • LF: doesnt matter. He left you in charge. The North likes you
  • Sansa: those lords probably doesnt even know what 'loyalty' is. If they found out about the letter I wrote 6 seasons ago when my character hasnt developed yet, by the time Jon comes back, he'll have no army left
  • LF: ok but Arya is your sister. She wouldn betray you
  • Sansa: she would if she thinks i'm going to betray Jon. Which is never gonna happen.
  • --
  • Meanwhile,
  • Jon: i serve the North
  • Also, Jon: i'd bend the knee but...
Dating Jaebum would include pt.3

I hope you guys prepared your thirsty butts like i told you to

• him giving you piggy backs when your feet hurt bc of your high heels
• he would sing you to sleep every night
• also sings his self composed songs for your birthday
• and on normal days
• basically every second
• because you’d love it
• you would dance to got7 choreos all the time when he is not around
• but one day he would come home earlier and see you in the kitchen while making dinner and dancing to ‘if you do’
• and he’d take a video
• and watch it everyday
• and just to show his members
• because he would be so proud of his girl
• bboy battle between you two
• and dance battles with Yugyeom
• with Jaebum cheering for you
• and craving for your body
• cuz he’d be about to drag you out of practise into an empty room to fuck you against a wall
• he would get hard just thinking about it
• but then he would cringe at your dab battle with Bambam
• and Bambam would dab so hard that he hit himself
• in his face
• and you couldn’t stop laughing
• derp face battle with Jackson
• selca battle with Youngjae
• who-can-shut-up-longer battle with Mark
• but you would lose
• i mean
• we’re talking about Mark
• and then you’d do an aegyo battle with him instead
• savage battle with Jinyoung
• staying late at the dorm with the boys and you just giving attention to Coco
• pouty Jaebum
• Jaebum trying to get your attention by taking off his shirt
• and you would stare at his abs
• and he’d smirk at you
• but you would continue to cuddle with Coco
• so he would just give up
• but when you guys go to bed you would walk into his room seeing him lying on the bed
• “You’re not jealous of Coco are you~”
• then you’d plop down on the bed after stripping out of your clothes and spooning him from behind
• “no”
• “of course you are Jaebumie~”
• so you would try to sweet talk him with aegyo
• and it would actually work when he turned around to face you
• and sees that you didn’t wear anything
• he would show you how jealous he is for not giving him attention but a dog by fucking you
• that everyone knows who you belong to
• even Coco lol
• and his members
• so Bambam and Jackson would tease him the next day about getting jealous of a fucking dog
• and they would snicker about you screaming ‘daddy’ all night long
• so you would kick their asses
• casual park dates
• with him wearing sunglasses
• and a cap
• and a mask
• just low-key af
• he would tease you sexually when you’re on your period
• and you going insane about it
• so you would suck him and leave him on the edge before he cums walking to the living room to watch some netflix
• with him following you
• “baby, don’t do this”
• “that’s your own fault for teasing me. but you propably know how to use your left hand.”
• “come on baby girl. you know exactly that your pretty little mouth is better than my hand!”
• “your loss.”
• so his eyes would darken and he would walk in front of you
• “you know what happens to disobedient girls who won’t listen to their daddy?~”
• then he would push you down the couch and hover over you
• “They get punished”
• and then he’d continue the teasing until you suck him off properly
• “just keep in your mind that i will fuck you against every corner of this apartment when you get off your period”
• “you wouldn’t”
• “try me princess”
• and guess what
• he would keep his promise
• bc he’s a fuckboy
• and fuckboys do things like that
• but he would propably cuddle you after that steamy session
• wait no
• he would definetely cuddle you
• bc remember pt.2?
• he’d be the best cuddle buddy in the whole goddamn world ♡

good lord why did i even made this jaebum would include thing. im criyng i really luv it

Originally posted by amerthaikong

Boyfriend! au - E’Dawn

Here’s a new series I’ve been trying to write in what little free time I have ! It’s a different style, but I think it fits my scatterbrain better than a normal story. So far, I am just going to write for Pentagon, and if people request it enough afterwards, I might possibly write for other groups ! Lemme know what you guys think. Enjoy reading :)

Originally posted by edawnn

(gamer! e’dawn)

  • You would be lying if you said you were attracted to hyo jung at first sight (sry edawn)
  • Like ofc ur not blind but the instant you saw him in the gaming cafe he was screaming in defeat…. So ofc ur like what a fuckin nerd lmao
  • Even tho ur no different you’re there to be a giant fuckin nerd too but that’s a okay
  • Luckily for you, the cafe is full the first time you go and you get to sit next to this crazy ass nerd & change ur life forever
  • The real reason why others don’t sit next to e’dawn is because he is the “king” of this cafe and intimidating af to other fellow gamers
  • Even tho you just saw him scream in defeat, that’s literally his first loss in the past month - he’s that good
  • …..at least until you start playing….

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Cheeky Bird

Could you do an imagine where fionn and y/n are roughhousing and y/n gets a little hurt? ❤️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a precious request that a lovely person sent in. I hope you all enjoy it as well as the person that requested! I did get a bit carried away hope you don’t mind. Requests are OPEN!!! •••••••••••••••••• You were currently starting on your third batch of cookies for the day, Fionn was having the cast and crew of Dunkirk along with their families over for a casual dinner party tonight to celebrate the film. And while opening up your second carton of eggs you ask yourself why didn’t i just let Fionn get the caterer like he suggested. Not that you mind cooking all these meals, in fact you actually loved it along with getting to feed a bunch of people, just the thought made you happy. But the thing that didn’t make you happy was the fact that you knew this get together tonight was stressing Fionn out, and that’s the last thing you wanted.    As you break the last egg into the bowl you can hear the front door opening to you and Fionns shared home. You hear Fionn let out a loud sigh and the jingle of his keys as he places them on the hook. You see Fionn appear in the kitchen looking tired and stressed but happy to see you.    “Hello gorgeous, what are you cooking, it smells amazing in here” You heard the curious boy say as he entered the cooking area and examined every entree, side, appetizer, dessert, and drink you had made up. “Hey babe, thank you and just about every dish I could think of, I want everyone to be pleased tonight”. Fionn walked over to you while you were still working on that batch of cookies, he placed both hands on the sides of your face and laid a gentle, loving, warm kiss to your forehead. Fionn pulls back and looks into your eyes “How did I ever get so lucky to have you”? You smile a bit shy at his words,    “I ask myself the same question every day about you Mr. Whitehead”.    You place a quick peck to his lips still noticing he’s a bit stressed.    “Baby what’s wrong, are you stressed about tonight cause I promise you everything will go perfectly, I’ll make sure of it”.    Fionn lets out a deep sigh, hands resting on your waist , he looks at you,    “It’s just we’re have Christopher Nolan over for dinner, THE Christopher Nolan, and I’m not worried about the food you’re an amazing cook, I just want everything to go right”. “I need something to do to distract me”.   You smile at the nervous boy in front of you wondering how he could possibly think someone couldn’t be proud of him or like him.    “Ok then, you can help me with the cookies… Fee-on”.   You smile slightly snickering to yourself at the mispronunciation of your boyfriends name. You knew one of two things would come of this, either he would just laugh it off, him catching on to what you were trying to do, or he would retaliate trying to get you back in some way. You were hoping for the latter knowing that would be the one to distract him.    “What did you call me Y/N”?   He had used your real name, now you knew it was going to be the latter or else he would have just laughed it off and continued to work on the cookies.    “I don’t know what you mean Fee-on”.   You smile to yourself continuing to torture the poor boy.    “Oh I think you do Y/N, and if you don’t quit now you’ll just make it worse on yourself”.   Fionn gives you a stern look, eyebrows raised and a warning look and his face.    “Look Fee-on can you just focus on the cookies, we need to get them on the cookie sheet so they can go in the oven”.   Fionn sighs and stops mixing the cookie dough like he previously was.    “Ok Y/N you brought this on yourself, I warned you”.    You looking down at the cookies that you are rolling and placing on the baking sheet.   “What are you going on about Fee-on”?   You ask innocently. While not looking up or paying attention to Fionns action you feel a thick sticky mixture being wiped down your neck. You scooped some of the sticky mixture off of your neck and could see that he did in fact wipe dough on you.    “Really? Did you just put raw dough on me”?   Fionn could tell that you were aggravated but continued laughing anyway.    “Promise not to call me that anymore and I’ll stop”.   He said while giving you a stern warning look again. You stood there silently waiting to see if he was telling the truth. Fionn swiped his finger through the sticky dough, armed and ready to to attack if you didn’t promise to play nice. He started to come towards you with the dough ready o swipe it down the other side of your neck if you didn’t respond.  “No no I won’t call you that anymore I promise, no more Fee-on”.    You sounded panicked but Fionn was enjoying it so he decided to egg you on a bit more, give you a taste of your own medicine.      “You’re sure? No more making fun of my name”? “I’m sure”.    You said while walking towards him, “I promise”.    You grabbed his wrists gently and wrapped your lips around his finger, lapping up the sweet sticky dough that stuck to it.    “That’s my good girl. You gonna be a good girl now”?   You looked up at Fionn with innocent eyes, humming a “mmmhmm” around his finger that was still in your warm mouth. You could tell that you were distracting him enough to do what you have been waiting for when you saw his Adam’s apple bob up and down from your innocent demeanor and the vibrations that went up his hand. Fionn was so distract by you that he didn’t notice that you had grabbed a handful of flour, while still distracting him you took the flour and dropped it right in his hair. Releasing his finger from your mouth you saw the shock on his face, but you couldn’t help but to laugh because you thought that you had won.    “Ok, you want to play dirty? We’ll play dirty”.    Fionn didn’t look pleased but you could tell it was all for show considering how he was laughing. Fionn grabbed you by the waist, pulling your back towards him as he starts attacking your sides and stomach with tickles. Fionn knew that that was your weakness, being tickled and he knew where all you spots were, but the ones that are the most accessible to him at the moment are your sides and stomach, but theres also your ankles and wrists.   “No Fionn stop please I cant breath!”   You broke free from his grip on you and ran around the island to the other side. Fionn grabbed a handful of dough about to throw it at you.   “No Fionn you don’t want to do that you see im wearing your shirt and you wouldn’t want to get your t shirt dirty would you”?   You say in a panicked tone.   “Oh I think I do”.  “No Fionn you really don’t”. Fionn started chasing you around the island trying to catch you. Finally you run into the edge of the island causing the granite to catch your hip. You suck a breath in through your teeth.   “Ow ow ow ow, oh Fionn stop I hurt myself”.   You say as you hold your hip and turn to face him, a look of pain on your face. Fionns face turned to concern once he noticed you were hurt. “Oh no love what happened are you ok let me see”!   Fionn ran over to you in a panic grabbing your waist looking down at your hip.   “What happened are you ok”? “Yea im fine I just ran into the counter is all”.   Fionn looks at you still with worry in his eyes.   “Does it hurt”?   You look at him with a slight smile on your face.   “Ya know what would help? A kiss to make it better”. “Really? ok then”. Fionn crouches down, pulling the fabric of your leggings down from your hip, looking down at the small bit of light pink lace underwear that is visible. “You know these are my favorite”.   Fionn says as you smile down at him. He places a soft, gentle, wet kiss to your hip.   “Does that feel better now love?”   “Hmm maybe you should kiss it one more time to make sure”.   Fionn places a few more wet kisses to your hip while looking up at you with his hazel eyes. Fionn stands up and places you on the counter, grabbing the sides of your face and placing a soft, gentle kiss to your lips. You kiss Fionn back gripping the back of his head as the kiss intensifies. Fionn slides his hands up the sides of the shirt you are wearing sliding them under it while gripping your hips. You hear a deep voice interrupt the moment between you and Fionn.   “Don’t you two young kids stop on my account”. You had completely forgotten that you had asked Harry to bring Brussel sprouts.   “Uh Harry mate you brought the sprouts”?   Fionn said while helping you down from the counter.   Fionn looked at you. “We’ll finish this later you cheeky bird, you still need to be punished for teasing me”. 

college!AU Taehyung
  • major: mechanical engineering 
  • minor: geophysics 
  • sports: he’s not in any on-campus sports teams, but he professionally skateboards 
  • clubs: engineers without borders, arts & crafts club 
  • taehyung got into engineering through building robots as a kid in high school and also once trying to strap extra engines onto his bike to see if it would go faster, basically he’s been into building things and science since forever so that’s why he’s perfect for mechanical engineering
  • he sorta despises all the math that goes into it, but he has a skill for drawing up plans and numbers is just a part of it that he has to battle through even though he basically died while taking multivariable calculus and kept crying into his textbook while jin and jimin patted him on the back and yoongi was just like “you shouldn’t have taken engineering if you don’t like math” and taehyung was like thE math sucKS but the cool stuff i GEt to build in lab is so FUN HYUNG 
  • but classes like designing informative devices, heat transfer, and his uttermost favorite: mechanical design lab are just where taehyung let’s his imaginative mind go to work
  • and whenever he like purposes an idea everyone is like “what? that will never work, scientifically it’s impossible!” but taehyung never takes ‘impossible’ for an answer and he just stays up for like four days straight doing the calculations and drawing up the plans and reading through books upon books and manuals upon manual until he finds a way to make his idea work
  • and then in lab everyone is just like hOLY shit he did it and taehyung, with like slightly messy hair and bags under his eyes and jittery hands from too much coffee is still so damn excited because i TOLD YOU i COULD DO IT 
  • and then he like crashes to sleep for three days straight and not even in his room in like namjoon’s room and namjoon is like this isn’t your dorm tae…..and taehyung sleep talking is like: if y=mx+b then that’ll be this much in kelvin temp and;…..basically a bunch of science and math nonsense 
  • his minor in geophysics is solely based on his obsession with volcanoes and magma and basically the physical phenomena of electricity and radioactivity and when he went abroad for engineers without borders he basically begged to get sent to Guatemala mostly because he wanted to do good work there but it’s also the home of Santa Maria one of the most active volcanoes in the world and he hAD to see it himself 
  • he’s basically a big, curious kid whose fascination with machines and science and the earth producing cool as hell phenomenon never went away and he hopes to like make a career out of it??
  • but also on the side he’s a pro-skater and competes in like local and even sometimes nationwide competitions and he’s cute he has like stickers that say ‘engineer 4 lyfe’ on his skateboard and like a sticker of an erupting volcano
  • and most people are like “oh you skate for fun?” and taehyung with like three hundred medals and awards behind his bed he’s like “yeah!!! i do it cuz it’s fun!!!”
  • and you actually meet because of taehyung’s skateboarding see you’re making your way to class with a huge stack of books and taehyung has his headphones in and he’s listening to a lecture on like thermodynamics and for a split second he doesn’t pay attention and you can’t really see where you’re going and basically a huge crash happens and ,,,, all your books are thrown into the air and taehyung like wobbles backwards and his board goes like out beneath his feet and you also fall backwards
  • and it’s just a MESS 
  • and honestly taehyung tries to rush to your aid because he’s a nice boy you know also he feels bad because your books are scattered just about everywhere and he’s like ?!??!?! are you ok??!?!?!?
  • and you’re fine thankfully you fell onto like the grassy part of the quad but taehyung slammed down onto the pavement park and you can see a slight cut on the side of his calf and you’re like !!! “you’re leg!!!” and he’s like my what?
  • and you like scramble to get your backpack off your shoulders and you pull out this little emergency first aid and you like fumble a bit with a bandage and taehyung is like “hey, hey it’s totally ok, hey listen to me-”
  • but you’re just like SHH and you disinfect the cut and put the bandage on and taehyung is like 
  • looking down on it and he’s like 
  • “did you just put a hello kitty bandage on me?”
  • and you’re like “listen.”
  • but taehyung like twists his leg this way and that and he’s like “you know, i like it!”
  • and for the first time you like focus on his face and ok what the heck he’s adorable with his hair all in his face and like a cute smile and you’re just like ,,,,,, he’s got such pretty and kind eyes,,
  • and he’s like dressed really haphazardly but it like works?? he’s got like cut off denim shorts with holes in them, old beat up vans, and this like boat necked white t-shirt with a flannel tied around his hips and a dingy old dad looking baseball cap turned backwards on his head
  • but like ok he just has the nicest vibe coming from him??/
  • and he even helps to like gather your books and then he like runs after his board and you see the volcano stickers and you’re like ??? what no way he’s a science major???
  • and you wish you could have asked but he looks at his phone and he’s like fRICK class started ten minutes ago see ya later hello kitty sticker person and he like skates away like nothing happened
  • and you’re standing there with your books like FIRSt of all hello kitty sticker person shouldn’t be as endearing as it seems coming from him,,,,but it is. It Is.
  • and that isn’t the last time you hear ‘hello kitty sticker person’
  • taehyung calls that from across the campus lunchroom where he sees you with your pile of books later on in the day and he like bounces over with his board under his arm and a tray of food in the other
  • and he just sits himself down across you, one leg up on the chair beside him as he shoves rice into his mouth messily and is like “sup?”
  • and you’re kinda like ,,,,,,,,,,ok i guess this is normal we don’t even know each other’s names but by the way taehyung presents himself you don’t really think he’s the type to care about the casualties of making friends, he’s just a people person
  • and you’re like “not much, i have to return these but the library doesn’t open back up till 3 so….”
  • taehyung like nods at you and he’s like “if you wanna kill some time, wanna come skate with me?” and you’re like hA i can’t skate also what am i gonna do with this leaning tower of books and he’s like “i can help you carry some, and i can teach you. my labs at like 4:30 so i got nothing to do either”
  • and you’re kind of flattered that he’s offering but you’re also like ,,,,, don’t overthink it he’s probably just looking for someone to like he says “kill time” with
  • so you’re like “you know i don’t know-” but taehyung’s like leaning over, stealing some meat from your own tray to pop into his mouth like you two have been bestfriends for 5000 years and he’s like “it’s like 1:30 now, we can drop your books off at my dorm and then i can teach you some basics. unless you gotta study or something?”
  • and for some reason you remember that isn’t he a science major and you’re like “shouldn’t you be studying? you’re a SCIENCE major” and he’s like “mechanical engineering” with a super proud smile as he like keeps chewing and shrugs and is like “that comes naturally to me” and you’re just looking at him like is this kid for real
  • and he’s just like “soooOOOo you gonna skate with me or not? it’ll be fun, i promise~”
  • and somehow you don’t know why maybe it’s his super duper cute face that you fall weak to you agree and taehyungs like COOL! grabs both your trays and kicks up his board into his free hand and he’s like grab your books c’mon
  • and you drop off your books in his dorm that he shares with this nice nursing major jimin who when he sees you is like “is taehyung taking you skating?” and you’re like “yeah! why?” and jimin just gives you a smile and winks @ taehyung and you’re like ???? and taehyung is like jimin shuttup or else ill throw this week old ham and cheese sandwich at you and jimin is like gtg 
  • and you’re kind of shy,,,to be in his dorm like you’ve known him for a collective 45 minutes but he’s so free and open and he’s like throw your books on my bed and you see that his walls are covered with like medals for skating competitions and like customized boards are up on his wall and his desk is a mess of textbooks, manuals, and like drawn up plans for these cool looking machines and like you have so much to ask him but taehyung’s like let’s go! as soon as your books are on the bed 
  • and you like follow him to this abandoned parking lot not far away from campus and you’re like “isn’t there a skate park somewhere around??” and taehyung’s like “yeah, but you’re a beginner what would you be doing in a skate park?” and you’re like “hey, i told you im not interested in-” but taehyung is like here’s a helmet put it on and you’re like when do you pick this up 
  • and he’s like everyone’s always so scared of skateboarding, but it’s fun you’re gonna love it i promise and it’ll be a good way to waste an hour and a half
  • and you don’t know how much you trust him but when he puts the board down in front of you and offers his hand out to hold you steady your heartbeat increases and you’re just like ,,,fine ill try
  • and you know he’s right, it is fun!! it’s scary but taehyung never lets your hand go and ten minutes in you’re both laughing like fools and taehyung is steadily helping you move across the parking lot and under the sun when you see him smile how it reflects in the light and how he’s so handsome 
  • like you can’t help but fall a little deeper and want to know so much more about him
  • that when time is up and he’s like let’s go get your books and im gonna start heading off to lab you don’t want him to leave and instinctively you grab a hold of his flannel before he turns and he’s like hm??/
  • and you’re just kinda like “can i see you again? taehyung, right?” and he gets this smile thats a little goofy but also a little hard to read and he’s like “i donT knoW can YOU~~~”  and you’re like akhfgf TaehyUNG and he’s like ofc you can here’s my number and he like gets a pen out of the back pocket of his shorts and scribbles the numbers down on the bookmark in one of your books and he’s like “see you later” and does like the thing skaters do the like two finger wave thing you know what im talking about 
  • and like the next time you two see each other its because you call him to maybe give you another skating lesson and he’s like sure where are you and you’re like “oh im doing laundry in the campus laundromat ill be done-” but he’s like “it’s fine ill come over now!”
  • and you’re like ‘oh ok- wait what?” but it’s too late. he’s already on his way
  • and when he gets to you you’re like !!! im not even done drying yet and he just climbs up to sit on one of the machines and takes like a candy bar out of his pocket and is like “it’s cool i can wait with you here and we can skate when you’re done, so what’s up?”
  • and you learn fast that taehyung isn’t one for dull conversations like it’s never a “the weathers nice” “i had a hard exam the other day” kind of topics he asks  the most intriguing, sometimes even personal questions and like if anyone else even tried to approach you with that kind of questions you’d freak out but with him….it feels safe
  • like he’ll hold onto your secrets forever so somehow over a period of time you and taehyung open up to each other like neither of you has to anyone before
  • and you learn that as much as he loves engineering he hates the way people associate him with laziness and some kind of unhealthy lifestyle because of the way he dresses and because he likes to skate and you tell him about all the shortcomings you’ve experienced with college too
  • and you become a frequent guest over at taehyung and jimins dorm because taehyung is always like “come over, come look at my new plans!!” and you don’t know half of the terms he’s using but you love seeing him get so excited about science
  • and one day you guys are out late at night because taehyung also enjoys making you go get snacks with him at like 4 am from the corner groceries off campus 
  • and taehyung is telling you about how radioactive decay works when he suddenly stops and is like “hey there’s something i don’t really know the answer to” and you’re like snorting over your ice-cream like “yeah, what is that?” and he just looks at you and he’s like
  • “i don’t know why the hell i always want to kiss you.”
  • and you’re like “oh that’s- what?” and you meet his eyes and taehyung lowers his own ice cream and is like “can i try it? once? i want to know, but if you say no…..”
  • and you’re like ok to hell with this ice-cream as you toss it to the side and wrap your arms around taehyungs neck and he’s like oh oh ok we are doing this and like
  • it’s the most ???? interesting???? first kiss you’ve had with anyone but it’s somehow still romantic with like the night breeze and taehyung’s soft touch against your cheek and like before he walks you home he shrugs off this big hoodie he has on and lets you have it for the night and oh my god you two cuties think about kissing each other even once you’re separated
  • like it’s so cute jimin wakes up to taehyung over pouring coffee into his cup because he got caught up thinking of your lips and ok it’s the beginning to something aDORABLE
  • so you and taehyung meet up at the parking lot for another skate lesson but this time taehyung is slightly more cautious about touching you or holding your waist and you’re like is something wrong??? and he’s like 
  • well he’s like “there’s this small local competition for skaters happening later tonight, do you want to come with me?” and you’re like oh sure!! and he’s like “it’s gonna be a lot of skaters so it might be awkward, but - it’d be nice if you cheered me on….” and you kinda blush because alksgjdfemfw but you’re like ofc ill come
  • taehyung picks you up at around like 7pm and the competition starts at like 9 so you guys take the train into the city and it’s cute taehyung like holds you close against him when the train gets crowded and you guys share like a quick snack and like once you get to the park where it’s being held everyone is like taehyung!!! and he’s so popular and everyones like fawning over him and trying to get his attention
  • and you’re not surprised taehyung is an amazing person it’s cool that he has so much recognition and like right before it’s his turn he like leans in and kisses you really fast and winks like “it’s for good luck!!” and ofc he ends up winning and everyones like taehyung let’s go get drinks and party but he’s like ahh maybe another time!! and like wraps his arm around you and is like “well, did i do well?” and you’re like “ you won!!!” and he’s like “YEAH but DId i LOOK cOOL?” and you’re like giggling like yes yes you did!!
  • and you look up to see taehyung like watching you and instead of the usual boyish charm and sunny smile, he’s got a more serious even kind of mysterious far off look in his eye and he leans in closer to you and is like placing his lips on your neck and you’re like taehyung…? but he just bites a little into your shoulder and you’re like oh! o ..h…
  • and taehyung is like we should get back to the dorm shouldn’t we? but you’re like there’s a little alley next to this park and the wall will suffice and he’s like are you su- but you’re back to kissing him
  • and taehyung like lifts your legs around his waist and just continues to let his mouth wander downwards
  • and if it wasn’t for the fact that you were on cloud nine with the feeling of his soft lips on you you would have been like taehyung we’re still technically in public but like no one is gonna see
  • and taehyung’s shirt can easily be unbuttoned it’s no big deal and you’re wearing something lite because it’s hot out so like 
  • you get my drift you know where im going 
  • and when taehyung notices you’re a little tired after he’s like ill piggyback you to the train and you’re like thanking him but he’s also like do you think i can piggyback you AND skate at the same time and you’re like taehyung pls don’t try to kill us both
  • but yeah you get to the dorms and you don’t want to let go of taehyung so you two just collapse in his bed together and it’s so soft
  • jimin wakes up in the morning to see you walking around the place in taehyung’s big ripped up shirt and taehyung is like asleep with very prominent marks on his neck and messy hair and jimin’s like
  • thank god i have an early morning shift at the hospital and he zooms out of there
  • but you and taehyung are like the most endearing couple he like skates from lab to your classes to meet up with you 
  • and you always make sure taehyung isn’t late to any of his math lectures even though you know he hates them and he makes you give him a shit ton of kisses before going inside so he can brave this horrible course
  • you get taehyung a custom board made that has like an engraving of Santa Maria on it and he gets so hype about it he won’t stop showing it off to EveryONe even jimin whose like ‘ive seen it a hundred times we dorm together’ and taehyung is like ‘look AT it ITS Great’
  • and anytime you hear someone say something about taehyung being in the engineering program you just talk really loud about how SMART and HANDSOME your BOYFRIEND TAEHYUNG A MECHANICAL ENGINEER MAJOR is and you’re not shy to be like his number one supporter 
  • taehyung picking you up into his arms and like skating you to one of your classes and you’re like kinda half screaming like taEHYuNG nO this i S DANgerous and you like hide your face in his shoulder and he’s like “don’t worry!!! my balance is gr8!!!”
  • took you to one of his arts & crafts club meetings so you two could make couple bracelets for each other and it was so cute everyone in the club was just like you two cuties look at you and you and taehyung just grew so red hehehe
  • also just imagine getting to wear all his big loose comfy clothes like what an a+ addition honestly WOO
  • kissing a sleepy taehyungs forehead when you come over and see him knocked out over one of his new plans for lab and you’re just so proud of him he’s so cute and hardworking !!!!

find namjoon’s ver (here), jimin’s ver (here)
find vixx college!au (here)
and please look forward to the rest of college!bts soon~ 

Ivar imagine #7 “help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to”

It was an arranged marriage. Your father was a big supporter of King Ragnar. He would do anything for Ragnar as they were friends as boys. When you had been born the two men would often joke about you and Ivar marrying. It was always a joke until Ragnar wanted to raid Paris. Your father was many things loyal was only one of them. He had long decided he wanted to be a man of many trades. The one he seemed to love most was breaking horses. It isn’t mean just an expression. That was what he would tell you as a girl you were so terrified to see a man you look up to hurt an animal no matter how many times he told you it wasn’t mean you couldn’t bring yourself to learn how to train horses so they were rideable. It no longer mattered because now you sat at a table with your father across from King Ragnar and Queen Aslaug discussing your arranged marriage to their youngest Ivar.

You couldn’t help but notice the look in the eyes of Queen Aslaug as she listened to the conversation. It was a sad look. You understood she would be sad to marry her last son off but the look seemed to go deeper. She meet your eye and the sad look only deepened. Your father and Ragnar stood telling you and Queen Aslaug they were going to go for a walk to talk about logistics. Leaving you alone with Aslaug they left and took all conversation with them. Aslaug broke the silence “I love my son. I would do many things for him. Finding him a woman to spend the rest of his life with is not one of those things.” You nodded. You knew she wasn’t fond of this marriage it wasn’t hard to see. “I know you might not be happy but maybe your son could be happy with me.” Aslaug listened to you talk but she laughed after you finished. “Ivar will never be happy not the way you and I are happy. Ivar is different. Ivar is cold. Ivar is unkind. I am sorry your father and Ragnar are marrying a girl like you to a boy like him.” With that she stood leaving you frozen.

All you wanted to do was disappear. The words Aslaug said whirled around your head. Different. Cold. Unkind. She said she was sorry and it truly looked like she meant it. It horrified you what kind of man was your father marrying you to? Your father always told you if he had to marry you off that he would at least choose someone you could love one day. Did he lie? Every time he said that was it a lie? You couldn’t look at him when he came home you were sure of that. Gathering your furs on your bed you curled into yourself thinking of the stories you heard of Ivar. In some way or the other they fit different, cold, and unkind. Closing your eyes you hoped you didn’t have to spend a lot of time with Ivar before the marriage.

The next week you spent hiding from Ivar. His brothers would talk to you sometimes Bjorn and Ubbe seemed the most genuine. Hvitsverk seemed to wait for you to say something what you weren’t sure but you knew he wanted you to confirm something to him and it made you uneasy. Talking to Sigurd was another feeling altogether. It was confusing and frustrating. It seemed to go further than Hvitsverk but in a mean or malicious way unlike anything you have ever seen you tried not to talk to Sigurd more than you tried to avoid your intended.

The week came and went. Soon your father cornered you “Where have you been y/n?” Before you could make up some lie he spoke again “Ivar is sitting in the throne room with his mother and father. Ragnar and Aslaug are gathering all the Ragnarssons to make the announcement that you and Ivar will marry during the full moon 3 nights from now.” “Father…” you started to tell him your reservations about marrying a man you barley know but he cut you off again “Y/n now! We must not be late for such a grand announcement.” Pulling you by your arm he walked into the throne room. Just inside you could see all the Ragnarssons sitting with Ivar. Looking more closely you could see Hvitserk and Sigurd poking fun at Ivar. Your father sighed as Ragnar got the attention of everyone in the room making Hvitserk and Sigurd fall quiet leaving Ivar alone but unhappy.

“Everyone please quiet down. I have an announcement to make. My youngest Ivar Ragnarsson is to be married to y/n on the full moon 3 nights from now!” As Ragnar made the announcement you and Ivar made eye contact for the first time in a week and you felt something in the room shift. It was like a when you were little and you heard thunder for the first time your father was on a hunt celebrating a friend’s new child. The thunder had scared you so bad you hid under the furs of your bed and everything felt ok. Hiding under the furs and looking at Ivar felt the same.

The next 3 days came and went. It was the day of your marriage. You still had not spoken to Ivar. In all honesty you were scared to. The ceremony came and went just as fast as the announcement had. Sitting in the throne room next to Ivar you listened to Ragnar and your father speak of many plans they had for the two of you. As the night passed slow but your cup of ale filled as fast as ever. It seemed like every sip it magically filled more. Ivar seemed to always catch your eye you knew he must have something to do with how much ale was in your cup at all times.

Ivar looked drunk. But how did you know you had never seen Ivar drunk. Well you had never seen Ivar do anything really. Your cup of ale seemed always full as did Ivar’s. People started to leave and retire to their homes. It was almost too quickly that you and your father were alone with the Ragnarssons. Your father excused himself after saying he loves you and telling you he is proud of you and Ivar. Ivar leaned to you “do you wish to go to the cabin y/n?” His eyes were hooded and he just spoke the most he had that night but you couldn’t say no. “Yes Ivar.” He grabbed his crutches as he led you to the cabin. As you walked alongside him you two spoke about how he and all of the Ragnarsson men built this cabin for you two to live in after the marriage.

It was custom that the man would build the cabin but as Ivar is crippled he would never be able to build the whole thing without injuring himself in some way you thought it was sweet Ivar was trying to make conversation at least now away from prying eyes. Once inside the cabin you both now shared Ivar sat with his back to you as he took out his braids for the day. You turned to him “Ivar…” He noticed your hesitation so he turned to look at you “I will not push you to do anything you are not comfortable with y/n you are my wife now… I need you to know that.” You smiled “Thank you Ivar. One more thing… Ivar I had many women help me into this dress and I don’t know if I can untie it myself.” You blushed he was used to shield maidens and girls that can protect themselves not girls that were stuck in their wedding dress.

Ivar nodded making a motion for you to come closer. You faced away from him as he untied your dress as you waited you noticed how careful he was not to rip it. You had heard many stories of men on their wedding nights and how they would rip off the clothing of their bride. Many of the women that helped you get dressed told you stories of how their husbands didn’t even wait until they were away from prying eyes. Waiting for Ivar you couldn’t help but wonder if he wasn’t interested in you in that way. Ivar was taking his time so when he rested his hands on your hips you thought he was done but you thought wrong and you pulled away. Hearing a thud you turned only to see Ivar on the ground seeming stunned “help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to” he laughed. You stood frozen. How could you hurt your husband? Laughing at your expression he said “its ok love. Im alright. But I am tired lay with me.” Looking at him like he had grown 3 heads you laid at his side. Soon you and Ivar fell asleep cuddled into each other’s arms on the floor of your cabin.

Someone was knocking. You heard knocking and a groan to your left. Ivar pushed you off of him. “Get the door wife.” At some point in the night you had slipped off your big dress and had fallen into a deeper sleep with just your slip on. As you stood to see whoever was knocking on the door you debated on putting the big dress back on again quickly realizing that you couldn’t lace it up even if you did you went ahead and answered the door.

Opening the door you came face to face with the Ragnarsson boys. You felt their eyes take in your slip and messy hair “ummmm Ivar your brothers are here…” Looking back to Ivar you noticed he had fallen asleep again. Letting the Ragnarssons inside you shook Ivar “your brothers are here get up and greet them Ivar. I am going to bathe. Goodbye husband.” You didn’t know why you said husband it wasn’t like you had said it before you just couldn’t help yourself from saying it. As you bathed in the second room of your cabin you listened to the brothers tease your husband before he finally shooed them out of the cabin with the promise of ‘getting in the bath with his wife.’ You couldn’t help but wish he was being truthful. Ivar dragged his body inside the room you were in. “Good morning wife.” Smirking you knew he was teasing you and it made you feel a little better about being married to him. “Want to bathe with me husband?” A look settled onto his face one you had never seen directed at you as he answered “I would love to wife.” Sliding down the side of the tub he smiled at you running his hands through your hair he made a promise to you “y/n I want you to be happy and I want to be happy with you so I promise to do everything in my power to make us happy.” Listening to Ivar you wondered who was telling the truth Aslaug or Ivar but in the end only time will tell.

Hello everyone! So! Tomorrow morning, I will be leaving for BMT. For those of you who don’t know I have been enlisted into the US Air Force, and I am going to be at basic training for at least 2 months. I will not be able to be on the internet or on my phone during that time, so I wanted to make this post to tell you all about me leaving and I want some specific people to know how much I love them, and I won’t forget them while I’m away! And I will be back, I promise! I’m not leaving forever, I will be back as soon as I can! My entire blog will be on queue after this lmao. Also! You can always shoot me asks and messages, I’ll read them when I have access to my phone <3 

Anyways, If I somehow don’t mention you in this, just know that i still love you and you mean a lot to me !! 

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Markhyuck fluffy one shot ♡:

Title: long distance love

Kind: markhyuck online boyfriends long distance relationship au

Warning: words like “fuck” and “shit” said a few times also small kissing parts but not detailed so yeah almost none

Note: i am also in a long distance,online relationship rn so i’m kinda inspired by own relationship. Also i used the word “silly” as the meaning “being funny in a cute way” not in the meaning as being stupid at the part mark called donghuuck silly. Just to clear things.

Original aff link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1275221/long-distance-love-markhyuck-marklee-markchan

I wrote this for mark’s bday btw even though it’s pretty late 😅 happy birthday my baby 💙


People were saying it must be hard and it was to be honest. It was very hard. Loving someone so much but not being able to touch them, to kiss them, to hug them. It was hard seeing the love of your life’s face just from your computer screen. It was hard not being able to cuddle your other half especially when it was dead dark at night and you were cold and feeling alone. It was hard. But it wasn’t bad. And he definetely wasn’t regretting it.

Mark knew from the start that dating with someone who is miles away from him will be hard but he still said “yes” with a soft smile on his lips and loving look in his eyes when donghyuck asked if they can date. Cause he knew even though they were so far away from each other physically they were so close by the heart.

And it’s not like they weren’t communicating with each other well cause they were. They were skyping, messaging from kakaotalk, calling each other and all. Even at the most random times…

‘Can we skype ?’

'Like right now ?’

'Is it ok ?’

'Uhmm right now isn’t so okay to be honest baby’

'Oh…oh it’s ok. We can talk later.’

'Donghyuck babe i’m in bathroom right now. Do you really wanna see my face while i’m taking a dump ?’

'Oh shit’

'Yeah oh shit really *laughing emoji*’

'My stupid ass thought you didn’t wanna see me’

'First of all hyuckkie, don’t call yourself stupid, second of all there hadn’t been one single day that i didn’t wanna see your beautiful face. I would fly there and drown you with kisses and hugs if i could. God damn sometimes i just wanna ran all the way to there just to see you.’

'How the hello kitty you can get so deep while taking a shit ?’

'Cause i’m so in love with you lee donghyuck’

'Confessing while pooping oh how romantic’

'You can say whatever you want but i know you are blushing so hard right now’


'Yeah whatever just be ready’

'To what ?’

'To see my handsome face cause imma skype call you in like 5 minutes’

'Ok but make sure you washed your hands well’

'It’s not like you will be able to hold them babe’

'Still. Wash them well.’



'Love u’

'Shut up’

'U r blushing’



Yeah their relationship was a bit…playful ? Silly ? Even the first time they met was silly. They had a huge figt under a post about lee taeyong. Yes they literally met thanks to their fight about a male idol.

Booming-system-up-up reblogged tytrash’s post.

Booming-system-up-up added: uhmm maybe you would wanna give the god damn credit of the aesthetic to the person who made it ? Like idk me!!!

Tyrash added: uhmm i made this aesthetic myself. Who r u btw ?

Booming-system-up-up added: uhmm no it’s mine. I posted it like 2 months ago. And i’m lee taeyong’s number one fan. Hadn’t u see my url *shady kawaii face emoji*

Tytrash added: look darling you are wrong. I did this aesthetic myself today. And puhlease i am his number one fan. He even pecked my cheek once in a fan meeting. He called me cute. We r sailing.

Booming-system-up-up added: ugh *rolls eyes* i can’t with the liars really. Just everyone know it’s my aesthetic and this person stole it.

Tytrash added: hey stop blaming me i haven’t stole anything from anyone

Booming-system-up-up added: you did

Tytrash added: no i didnt

Booming-system-up-up added: oh yes you did

Tytrash: fucking come to dm u potato

Booming-system-up-up added: oh be ready u onion

Then they messaged each other and turned out it was all just a misunderstanding. Yes mark’s aesthetic was really similiar to donghyuck’s but there were differences and mark swore he really hadn’t see the aesthetic donghyuck made. After arguing a bit more at the end they both accepted they both were quilty and kinda became friends when mark added “btw pls check out my new friend’s aesthetic blog too. He makes great aesthetics ^-^ link: ……… "at the end of his post.

And oh boy after that was a long ass ride. Cause mark learnt a few things about donghyuck (or haechan cause that was the name donghyuck used when they introduced themselves to each other) right at the day they met. 1, donghyuck had a pretty potty mouth and kept using some words like "shit” and “fuck” pretty much, 2 he already started treating mark like a friend even from day one so mark guessed he was pretty friendly and 3, donghyuck himself was also very pretty thanks to the selfies he posted on tumblr for the #tyfansselcaday that mark saw accidently(ok maybe not so accidently)(maybe he searched the tags “selfie” on donghyuck’s blog on purpose)(just maybe)

Looking back at the old days now mark was still surprised about how he actually fell for donghyuck a long long time before confessing him but noticed it so late. He tried to remember when he started loving donghyuck that much and realized that he already started falling for donghyuck after the first week of their friendship began. Donghyuck was just so amazing. Who wouldn’t fall for him really ?

'Then i said “cash me outside how bout that ?” Lol’


'wHY ???’

'Donghyuck darling it’s like the meme of 5 months ago.’

’*sassy hair flip* do i look like a care ?’

'No you don’t really’


'Why i can imagine your proud and sassy af smile rn ?’

'Cause i do have that smile on my lips rn’

'You have nice lips tho’

'What ?’

'Uhh i mean i said your lips are nice for’
'Shit im sorry i pressed send button accidently’

'Nice for what mork ? For kissing ? *wiggling eyebrows*’


'Merk i don’t wear lipstick babe’

'Well it would look good on you’

'Cause of how nice my lips are ?’

'Lee donghyuck i STG!!!’

'Ahh messing up w u is so much fun markimoo. What would i do w/o u babe ?’

'U’d die’

'Would really die without u mork ♡’

'If this is how you are confessing your undying love to me you are so bad at it hyuckkie lol’

'Oh shit sorry i’ll be more romantic next time i swear’

'Why are you talking so seriously like you really are gonna confess me ?’

'Cause i really am gonna confess you’


'Mark ?’


'Mark i’m so sorry do you…hate me now ?’


'Yeah ?’

'Skype call me right fucking now’

'You can tell me you hate me in here mark. Please just don’t say it right to my face…’

'Donghyuck fucking skype call me so i can confess you back face to face.’

'You what ????’


'Ok ok omg i cant believe its happening holy shit’

And that was how they both confessed each other and mark had never liked the person who made skype more than he did that night. There were “i always knew you are so hopelessly in love with me” and “then why you didn’t confess me already idiot” and a few tears that their owners tried to hard to hide them and donghyuck’s snot didn’t stop leaking from his nose but to be honest that was the best night mark ever had. He just confessed to and got confessed by the boy he was “hopelessly in love with”. What better thing could happen ?



'Yes baby ?’

'Can i call you ? I know it’s late a bit late but…i need to hear your voice. I just really need to hear your voice i’m sorry.“

Mark didn’t even wasted time at sending a message to donghyuck and called him as fast as he can. He tapped on "call” button so fast that he might’ve broke his finger.

“Baby are you okay ?”

Mark heard donghyuck’s sighing in relief.

“I’m okay now”

“Something happened, love ? Tell me”

“No no i just…i missed you…so much…i know it sounds stupid cause we never met face to face or spend any time together so how can i miss you right ? But i do. And i red a post on tumblr about how long distance relationships never ends well and how it might hurt both sides. Especially if one side is silly. And i don’t want you to break up with me cause our relationship is a long distance one and i’m sure there are lots of pretty girls or boys there that you can replace me anytime and i am just a silly boy who loves you and lee taeyong with all of my silly heart. And i-”

“Donghyuck! Breathe!”

And he did. Donghyuck was literally out of breathe, panting and hearing this made mark’s heart hurt more.

“Are you calm now ?”


“Donghyuck look i…ugh okay look first of all i miss you too. So much. So so much. Super duper much. Okay ? If i had any chance, any, i would run all those miles barefoot just to see your face. I don’t know who wrote this post but they clearly don’t know our relationship. Nor how much i love you and how much you love me. You remember the day you asked if we can date ?”


“What did i say that time ?”



“"Yes. Yes we can. It will be hard probably. So hard. To keep a relationship strong with all those miles between us. But i will never give up on it. I will do my best to make this relationship perfect. And as strong as taeyong’s love for febreeze. And i know you will do the same. So i promise you right now that we will be that one couple everyone whispers about.” And then i laughed cause you were just too cheesy and too serious for something that we both didn’t know if it will work or not.“

"But it does work dosen’t it ?”

“It does…”

“Donghyuck, love, you might be silly sometimes, especially when you are sleepy and might be a little evil from time to time and might make me burn in jealousy with all your close pics with taeyong cause you are mine and only mine but it dosen’t mean i will break up with you or i will love you less. You pretty much have my whole heart and keeping it in your hands. It literally beats in your palms. How can you even think i can love someone else than you when i’m so "hopelessly” in love with you ? Please, please never thought about things like that again. I know you miss me so much and i do miss you too. So much. But i promise you. One day i’ll find a way to fly there right beside you. I’m already saving money. Please be more patient. Or else my heart will got broken. Would you want that ?“

"No” donghyuck said and sniffed

“Baby wait are you crying ?”


“Did you just screamed that you love me at 4am ?”


“Oh baby….your neighbor will really beat you up”

“I hate you!!”

“I love you too baby”

“I just wanted to hear your voice cause i was down!”

“Are you still down ?”

“…..no…no i’m not anymore…mark”

“Yes baby ?”

“Thank you”

Mark smiled. Donghyuck and his cute, soft voice was too much for mark’s poor heart.

“No, love, thank you”

“I guess i gotta end the call now. You probably have things to do. Isnt it like 3pm in there ?”

“Yeah but most important thing ever in my life is loving you, you know hyuckkie”

“Cheesy lil ramen boy” donghyuck said and sniffed again “making me cry. Idiot.”

“You know whenever you call me "idiot"i take it as "i love you” right ?“

"I know”

Then mark asked something he thought he should ask. Just to be sure.

“Donghyuck we’re good now right ?”

“No. We’re perfect”


“Mark lee i swear to god if you keep singing that son-”






“Oh shit the neighbor is hitting on my ceiling. He’ll kill me. He’ll literally kill me mark oh my god. Save me”

“Oh opps  look at the time it’s time for me to go”


Mark laughed cause donghyuck’s voice was literally shaking.

“Nothing will happen baby don’t worry. If anyone ever lie a finger on you imma beat them with a kitchen table”

“Why kitchen table ?”

“They are stronger and harder”



“Oh the neighbor stopped”

“That’s a sign for you to go to sleep”

“Yeah. I really gotta sleep or else i’ll fall asleep on mr. Kim’s class and i don’t wanna die in school.”

“You can’t die before we get married”

“Yeah right whatever” donghyuck said in a joking tone and mark could see him rolling his eyes “imma go to bed now. Bye my ramen hair babe. Love you”

“Love you more my lil evil”


“You are a lil evil hyuck just accept it”

“No i meant it like you can’t love me more than i love you it’s impossible. Ugh just forget it. God that was cheesy”

“My cheesy lil evil”

“Mark go to sleep”

“It’s afternoon here baby”

“Then lemme go to sleep”

“I’m not holding you back babe”



“Goodnight then”

“Goodnight babe. Love you”


Donghyuck wasn’t eager for many things, he never had lots of wishes to ask from god even when he was a child. And he just wanted one single thing since he met with mark. Seeing him. Face to face. And hugging him. And kissing him. And cuddling with him. And doing all those coupley stuff.

He had been praying and asking god every single night to see mark’s face, to hold him close just once. Just once was enough for donghyuck. But maybe wishing for something that will probably never happen was silly.

“Donghyuuuck” donghyuck’s mom shouted from the living room and donghyuck shouted back

“Yes mom ?”

“You have a visitor”

“Na jaemin you are 40 minutes late. You are so dead."donghyuck said and got up from his bed.

"What the fuck made you be that late ?” Donghyuck asked when he entered the room but then froze when he saw a blonde, ramen like haired boy in front of him instead of his model like sassy bff.

“M-m-mark ?”

“I’m sorry for being late. Was dealing with some problems. But i’m home now” mark’s voice got softened when he said last sentence and he let out a sweet chuckle when donghyuck ran to him and pulled him into a tight and warm bearhug.

“Are you crying again love ?”

“Shut up. Shut the fuck up mark.” Donghyuck said into mark’s neck and sniffed “why the hell you didn’t tell me you will come ? You want me to die by a heart attack ?”

“I wanted to surprise you” mark said and pushed donghyuck gently to cup his face softly “but it worthed right ?”

Donghyuck was about to lean forward to kiss mark finally after all these waiting but a voice stopped him.

“Please don’t make out in front of me. I didn’t made you two meet to see that. Please”

“Na jaemin!”

“I’m 40 minutes late. I know.” Jaemin said and laughed “but i brang some ramen with me as my apology so we’re good right ?”

“Did you two idiots planned this together ? Really ??”

Mark looked at jaemin “awww he calls us idiots”

“He loves us”

“I know right”


“Donghyuck, darling please don’t yell. Our neighbor was pretty pissed when you yelled at 4am last week”

Donghyuck sighed and looked up at the ceiling.

“Dear god, is it my punishment for loving these two idiots so much ?”

“Awww he loves us so much”

“Awwww baby”

Donghyuck sighed again and just pulled mark into a soft kiss. Jaemin didn’t say anything. just smiled, watching the two lovebirds, taking some pics.

“Awww i’m such a proud mom”

“Aren’t you a proud dad ?” Jaemin’s own boyfriend asked, appearing out of blue.

“No i’m a proud mom. Donghyuck you are doing amazing sweetie”

Mark pulled donghyuck closer and donghyuck felt something pressing on his chest.

“What is that ?” Donghyuck asked when they broke the kiss.

“My surprise for you” mark said and pulled out the cd he was keeping in the pocket of his jacket

“Is that…oh my god mark…”

“Yep signed cd of lee taeyong’s newest album. Deluxe version. He even wrote a few things for you in the card inside the cd. Also there is a video of him saying he loves you and appriciates how much you love him.”

Donghyuck just pulled mark into a hug again and cried more.

“Shouldn’t you be jealous tho ?"donghyuck asked playfuly when they broke the hug, mark was still holding donghyuck’s waist.

"Why would i be when i know you’re mine ?”

“True” donghyuck said and kissed mark again, linking his arms on mark’s neck.

Donghyuck’s one and only wish came true and he had never cried that much in one single day before. He thought he would be okay with just his wish coming true but now he had more wishes. Seeing mark again. Or mark never leaving him. Going to the same university. Graduating together. And marrying in future. He chuckled in the kiss suddenly. Cause oh…how silly wishes. Donghyuck knew there was no way those wishes could come true. But even just imagining was making him happy.


“Hmm ?” Donghyuck asked while playing with mark’s hair and panting softly.

“I have another surprise for you too”

“If that’s a diamond ring you gotta keep for a while babe i’m too young and hot to get married right now” donghyuck joked and laughed and mark did too but then mark pulled a paper out of his back pocket and gave it to donghyuck. Donghyuck’s eyes got wide while reading the paper.

“W-wait t-that says you are accepted to …… university”


“It’s the one that i will study in”


“B-but it’s here. So close to my house”


“B-but how ?”

Mark pulled donghyuck towards the window and pointed at a house pretty near to donghyuck’s house.

“See that house ? That’s my new home…well mine and jaehyun and doyoung hyung’s new house. My parents didn’t let me move here alone” mark said and laughed but donghyuck was quiet.

“Donghyuck baby”

“Pinch me or punch me in the face”

“What ?”

“It’s too good to be true. I’m either dreaming or i died and woke up in heaven”

“Well i mean you are angel so that would fit”

“I’m definetely dreaming you never call me angel. Pinch me”

Donghyuck held mark’s hand up to make him pinch his arm but mark put his arms around donghyuck’s waist, pulled him close and kissed him instead of pinching him.

“I’m definetely dreaming” donghyuck said between kisses and mark said “then let’s hope we will never wake up”

Donghyuck questioned how could all of his wishes came true. But then decided not to think about it a lot. Cause if it really was a dream then he was thinking same with mark. He hoped to never wake up. If it was real then he hoped it will last forever. Cause it was just too good. And his heart had never been happier. Mark was making donghyuck’s heart happy. And it was all that mattered.

“Shit. Fuck. There is no place left in my phone to record more. Jeno! Gimme your phone!”

“Babe should we really record them kissing. I mean isn’t it a bit too extr-”

“Jeno. Your phone.”

Jeno sighed but gave his phone to jaemin anyway “whatever you want babe”

For my fav foot

@chenlays >:))) iLYSM

ok so Im gonna be making so many ocean fics just u wait

my blog is gonna b an ocean shippers only blog

  • but anywho
  • you l o v e ramen ofc and it just so happens that there is a new ramen restaurant opening up by your school
  • so all day youre just “!!!ramen!!!!oMg!!!!”
  • and finally after the exhausting day you get to have some noods
  • when you walk in though!!!
  • feels like youre at home,, its just so comfy from the cheesy paper lanterns to the soft looking booths
  • but like no ones around ?? 
  • then out of no where this dude?? black hair?? n i c e nose tho,,
  • “Hi! I’m Yuta,, Welcome to chili's” :))))
  • woah hes c ut e (but trust me someones even CUTER)
  • “Just one menu?”
  • “huh? whats a men- OH yeah! just one.”
  • cue some snickering bc yuta is a lil shit
  • so you get seated and its pretty quiet,, the only other people are an older couple and a mom with her child
  • sooo you just kinda zone out while looking at the menu which also means 
  • you totally don’t notice the cute purple haired boy staring at you from the kitchen
  • “Taeyong,, she is really cute,, do you think she can see me from here?? should i wave??”
  • “Chenle, please just wash the dishes”
  • “bUT I should be helping you cook!! Dishes are boring”
  • poor pouty boy
  • “Im supposed to give you a j o b not let you cook,,”
  • “OmG WAiT TAEYonG!! cAN I MAKE HER RAMEN P L E A S E!!!!!!”
  • taeyong is just liKE UR SO LOUD WTFWTF
  • and chenles just screeching that he wants to make ur ramen
  • so taeyong finally gives in but is also like they haven’t even ordered yet chill
  • meanwhiLe you’re still spaced out and barely notice the screaming,, just assuming its the kid
  • then again yutas like !!What can I get you!!??
  • you almost scream too bc omg stop popping up everywhere pls n thx
  • also you barely looked at the menu so just say chicken n tofu
  • because tofu is good!! and who says otherwise is missing out
  • and when Yuta goes back to the kitchen to tell the boys ur order 
  • he just sees the weird brother-esque fight goinging on
  • “The girl at table 7 ordered chicken and tofu,, guys,, stop fighting and let me do my job”
  • “do yoU EVEN knOw what toFu iS chenle oMg?”
  • but hes already sprinting around the kitchen and grabbing random shit
  • and the two older boys are in awe because omg young love
  • like all hes thinking about is cuTE GIRL LIKES CHICKEN n tOFU
  • so there he is slaving away at noT only his first ramen dish buT also the dish he is gonna give his newly found CRUSH
  • stress™
  • he just wants it to taste really good but also look cute!!
  • BUT thEN while hes cookin the noodles 
  • hes just filled with cute ideas and he decides to make you his signature drink
  • on the house too bc how could you make cute ppl pay for stuff thats weird
  • so hes making his pineapple!! slushie while internally praying youre not allergic omg
  • and its all alot of work so taeyong ends up finishing the ramen for him while he makes the decorations
  • he cuts out a really messy heart from tofu and it looks more like lungs but hes trying!!!!
  • even tried to make the green onions look like hearts but thats not how green onions work so taeyong had to tell him to stop on like the 17th try
  • instead he cuts some flowery shaped carrots 
  • when hes done!!! hes actually proud!!!
  • like taeyong and yuta are proud too!!1 because omg this whole situation is cute and he make ramen!!!!an achievement!!!!
  • hes all like i wanna tAKE THEM TO HER MYSELF
  • and yutas just like omg ok jeez
  • hes so hesitant to take it you bc what if you reject him :(((
  • buT yuta and taeyong literally push him to your table but you’re just chilling on your phone
  • and hes just love struck because how can someone be so pretty while looking at a p h o n e???
  • its so mundane but his heart is screeching
  • “hhEY!!! I made this for you!”
  • he basically drops from on the table bc nerves omg
  • but you see the lil heart and flowers and ur just ????
  • “All customers??get??hearts??thats cute!”
  • but like you thINK HES CUTE
  • ur heart is also screamiing bc omg this cute grape made you heart shaped tofu,, pls dont say every customer gets this omg
  • hes just likE “NO!!!JUST FOR YOU!!!”
  • you basically chokE BC Y E S
  •  “OH!! Thank you!! also!! I love PINEAPPLE!!! THANK YOu!!!” 
  • extreme enthusiasm omg
  • and chenles like standing there because now what ??
  • “His name is Chenle, and he thinks you’re very cute! Please go on a date with him!” - taeyong n yuta yelling from the kitchen
  • “Theyre right!!ya know”
  • “well,, I will definitely go on a date with you”
  • ohh geezo
  • “REALLY!!”
  • “oMG YEAH!!!”
  • what nerds u both are
  • but he just sits then yall chat about how cute the opposite is while the other denies it and like where you wanna go on a date 

I’m looking forward to leaving this behind - Robert week - Day 3

“What have you done? You lunatic!”

“You’re on your own son.”

The miles were growing, he was getting further and further from Emmerdale. The ache in his chest was getting bigger all the time. Why did he care, why should he? They didn’t. His Dad could say he didn’t hate him all he liked but Robert knew the truth, he could see it in his eyes.

He wonders when it started, when did his own father turn against him. He wasn’t an angel, far from it but you’re supposed to be able to rely on your Dad aren’t you. He’s always supposed to be there for you. He managed it perfectly fine with Andy.

Of course with Andy. Didn’t it always come back to Andy.

He wonders idly what Andy would have to do for his Dad to turn on him, to send him away. Probably nothing short of blowing up the whole village he thinks with a snort. Probably even then he’d find a way to excuse it. Just like he did with Mum.

Through the sudden tears he sees a sign for a service station. It was better than nothing and he wasn’t stupid enough to keep driving like this, his eyes full of tears, his hands shaking. He’d get something to eat and try and work out what to do. He couldn’t go home. He had no other family nearby, or none that he knew well enough. Even if he did, he had no idea where they were. There was just his gran.

Sandwich and drink in hand he sits at a table by the window, knows the girl didn’t believe his story about having a cold for a second. The rain is beating down on the windows matching his tears. He’s glad he sat in the corner away from everyone.

He’s got a tight grip on his phone, he just needs to pluck up the courage to make the phone call. She’s always been there for as long as he can remember. She’s taken him in before when he’s needed her, surely she’ll do the same this time. Before he can think any more he finds the number.

“Gran, it’s me.” He sniffs at the sound of her voice, a voice that made him think of the old farm, of tea in front of the range, or a roaring fire. “Can I come and stay with you for a while?”

“This is where you should be. It’s your rightful place.”

He doesn’t belong there anymore. He doesn’t know if he ever did. He’s always wanted more. More than the farm, more than the endless hard graft for little reward. When Andy said he should stay he went cold, the mere thought of it making him shiver. He couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

As soon as he reached the edge of the village he felt it, weighing down on him, the old feelings of disappointment, of not being good enough, not being what everyone wanted him to be. He couldn’t go any further, couldn’t face the church and his family. It was his Gran who had told him, she was the only one he spoke too, still visited when he could. She would be angry with him, he’d told her he’d be there, had promised her.

He’s got a new life now, with Chrissie. It’s new, he’s only known her a few months. He feels like he’s finally settling down. Maybe he will end up being the man his Dad wanted him to be after all.

He doesn’t get much further, pulls into a layby. He can’t just go. He doesn’t see himself ever coming back here, not anymore, but looking at the rose on the seat beside him he knows he he should say goodbye. Then he’ll be gone. Forever.

“I’ll never forget you.”

Ten years. It felt like longer. So much had happened.

“I came back Dad. In the end. I spent so long staying away, trying to find a way of being someone you’d be proud of. Would you ever have been proud? Even when I had the big house and the beautiful wife? Probably not. Still, doesn’t matter anymore.” He’d come here alone. It was barely dawn. He’d not slept, so he’d crept out of bed, leaving Aaron snoring, tiptoeing past Liv’s room and out of the front door. “I’m happy, Dad. Really happy. It’s taken so long but I made it. I doubt you’d approve but he’s taught me that it doesn’t matter, that it was your problem, that I didn’t do anything wrong. Anyway that’s all I came to say.”

He got up and walked away from the grave, wiping away the stray tear that was making its way down his cheek. He knew Victoria would persuade him to come back here later on but he wanted to do this alone. As he passed he saw Bob opening up for the day and he decided to treat Aaron to his favourite cup of coffee.

“You’re about early today.” Bob greeted him with a smile as he paid.

“Just been to the graveyard. It’s Dad’s anniversary.” He liked Bob, always a smile on his face, always chirpy.

“Oh…well, that’ll warm you up anyway.” Robert smiled, glad there were no sympathetic words, he couldn’t handle them.

He leaves with a smile and makes his way back down the village. He’s hoping Aaron’s still in bed where he can join him. It had taken a long time for them to get back to being them, but finally two years after they got married, he thinks they might be there.

“Where’d you go?” Is the sleepy question as he slips back into bed beside him, coffee on the bedside table waiting for the smell of it to reach Aaron’s nose.

“To see Dad.” He can’t resist planting one of his freezing hands on Aaron’s stomach, chuckling as he squirms away. It’s revenge for all the times he’s done it.

“You ok?”

“Yeah.” He really thinks he is. It’s taken a long time and he’s come a long way from being the lad exiled from the village and told never to come back.

For a long time he didn’t think he would, wouldn’t if it had been his choice he supposes. Has Lawrence to thank for that. Thinking about not being here, not meeting Aaron makes him shudder and Aaron turns over, mistaking it for cold, and runs his hands up and down Robert’s arms. He finally belongs, finally has a family that doesn’t expect anything from him.

“I was thinking.”

“Uh-oh.” That earns Aaron a pinch to his side. “Go on then, astound me.”

“Thought maybe we could go out to Spain, me you and Liv, visit my Gran.” She knows about Aaron but he’s never quite built up the confidence to take him to meet her, it’s never seemed like the right time, but he doesn’t have forever, he knows that. She reminds him of it every time they speak.

“Can do, if you’re sure.”

Later they’ll both go back to the graveyard, with Vic and Adam, and Diane. He’ll say all the right things, do what’s expected, listen as they tell their stories of Jack Sugden, how good he was, how fair, how he loved all his children. He doesn’t add his own story but he can listen and not be filled with bitterness, not anymore, because Aaron’s standing by his side, holding his hand tightly.

It makes him realise that coming back here was the best thing he ever did.

College!AU Hakyeon

find leo (here) & ravi (here)

  • major: fashion 
  • minor: psychology 
  • sports: swim team captain 
  • clubs: school newspaper fashion columnist, wellness center/student counselor 
  • the entire campus is absolutely in awe of him because he can somehow juggle a fashion major, a psychology minor, the captain of a sports team that got to nationals???, a weekly column in the newspaper?? plus be an available counselor on campus for other students dealing with problems like???? is he an angel from heaven with superhuman powers or-
  • and tbh hakyeon is literally just a sweet glowing sunbeam of positivity like he makes everyone feel welcomed and loved and he goes out of his way to be friends with everyone just so they know they can count on him
  • and his outfits are always on point like damn hakyeon where did you buy that
  • and he’s like ‘i made it’ and smiles and you’re just like ??? an angel ?? but also talented ?? some people just really do get it all
  • and he’s so proud of his major tbh like he doesn’t care if some asshole is like ‘a dude majoring in fashion?? like wtf bro’ hakyeon is just like ‘excuse yourself scum, some of the top designers in the world are men so you can step off or ill end your life with a single snap of my fingers.’ (and tbh he could do it. he could literally do it do not mess with him)
  • hakyeon sitting around during lunch sketching outfit ideas and listening to music he looks like a goddamn picture he’s so handsome and pictersque the whole campus is just s w oo n i ng 
  • and the reason he’s minor in psychology isn’t even because it’s a back up plan to if fashion doesn’t work out it’s because he genuinely is interested in the way peoples feelings work and he wants to know more in order to be a better counslor and to better understand others like how is someone so pure
  • does the cute thing where he holds pins in his mouth while sewing and the entire class is like,,,,,,he’s the only who makes working hard look so effortless,,,,,
  • leo says he’s happy hakyeon isn’t on the soccer team but tbh hakyeon dominates at the swimming competitions and leo regrets not asking him to do soccer because ok,,,,hakyeon is secretly strong 
  • hakyeon singing to himself whenever he’s doing stretches at the campus pool and an entire bleacher full of girls is just losing it because he’s so adorable
  • and tbh you meet hakyeon on a whim like completely on accident because you’re not even in the same department as him but for some reason you two are the only ones left late at night on campus and he barges into one of the private study rooms where you’re like crying over a midterm and he’s like yOU
  • and you’re like ????me????
  • and he’s like i nEED your HELP plEASE
  • and you’re kind of panicked because you’ve never spoken to hakyeon really like you know him who doesn’t but you’re like is something wrong??? is there a fire??? are you hurt???
  • and hakyeon is just shaking his head and he’s like no no no i need you to be my model please i can’t find anyone else on campus and this outfit has to be done by tomorrow
  • and you’re like oh i should hel- model? outfit?????? 
  • and hakyeon’s eyes are wide with panic and hope and you’re like me/??? model???? an outfit??? i??? um????
  • and hakyeon takes your hand in his and wow wtf his hand is so soft it probably smells like peaches because hakyeon is always glowing but that’s not the point he’s like i know it’s an odd request but it’s like 11pm the person who promised to help me got sick so i need you please help me this one time
  • and you’re like i,,,,,,would love to but my midterm is this week,,,,, and hakyeon is like it’s ok you can study while i take some measurments - please it won’t take long???
  • and you look into his eyes (big miss steak) and they’re sparkling with genuine worry and they’re so beautiful you can’t resist finally you’re like alright,,,ill try my best to help and hakyeon looks so delighted like you just told him you found the answer to world peace and he’s like ok!! get your things and come with me
  • so somehow you end up being measured by hakyeon and it’s a weird feeling to have him moving your body left and right and lifting your hands up and you feel a bit embarrassed under his gaze and he notices because he asks why you keep looking down and you admit you’re nervous and he smiles and it’s so warm and he just apologizes for making you do this but he’s also like
  • you’re a very charming up close and you’re like ???charming what does that mean and hakyeon holds your wrist in his hand a bit longer and he kind of looks to the side like it means that you’re very good at keeping me attracted and your brain kind of stops working because??? keeping hakyeon attracted……attracted how???
  • but before you even get to ask he’s back to measuring and murmuring to himself about the cloth and things like that and he’s like ok i think i have what i need and he’s like im just going to have to work through the night to get this to happen and you’re like through the night?? and he shrugs like it’s not big deal and thanks you again for being a huge help to him
  • but even as you get ready to leave you feel horrible leaving him there so you step out and it’s past midnight now but you know there are cafes near campus that are open so you buy some bottles of water and packaged snacks and return to the room where hakyeon is working and he’s like oh, did you leave something? and you’re like n-no but here you go, since you’re going to be here till morning take these and you give him the snacks and drinks and he just stares but then suddenly his arms are around your waist and he pulls you into this hug that’s so light it makes you feel like you’re walking on air and he whispers thank you against your hair
  • and you wish that that moment could last forever
  • but of course it doesn’t and you expect that after this hakyeon won’t really have a reason to approach you anymore but as you’re leaving the room after your midterms you see him leaning up against the wall and he gives you a small wave and everyone around you starts whispering like???? what?? and you’re confused up until he walks up to you and is like 
  • “hope you did well on your midterm, but now that it’s over let me take you out as a thank for all your help”
  • and you kind of freeze in shock because ok what did he just ask you on a date all you did was let him use you for some measurements you didn’t think that was any means to be taken out so you kind of mumble that it’s fine, he doesn’t need to thank you but hakyeon just shakes his head and goes
  • “you helped me with more than just the outfit, you did a lot more for me that day. let me pay you back, i don’t like owing someone a debt.”
  • and honestly again you find yourself falling victim to his eyes and aura and so you agree and hakyeon takes you to this little, cute place covered in plants and good smelling candles and for some reason you can see why hakyeon would choose a place like this and as you’re waiting for the food hakyeon clears his throat and tells you what exactly the reason is for him treating you like this
  • and he confesses that it’s been a long time since someone has showed genuine concern for him, he’s always shouldering the problems of others and trying to do his best to help them, but that day you were like a superhero to him. saving his outfit project and then even being kind enough to make sure he made it through the rough night.
  • you kind of don’t know what to say because you always assumed his life was perfect, that he would have someone always there for him, but the more you two talk the more you come to understand that hakyeon is not the happy always positive person he looks like. there are weakness even he has and what you thought was a simple gesture of consideration meant so much to him
  • and somehow over the course of lunch you and hakyeon open up a lot to each other and from then on, it’s impossible for you two to just separate
  • you start meeting up more on campus, you spend time watching hakyeon sew or draw and he helps you study in your other courses 
  • and it goes from just sitting together in empty classrooms talking like friends and you praising his artistic fashion skill and him quizzing you on your note cards to something more
  • one day you two see each other after his swimming practice and he comes out with slightly messy hair, telling you he wants to go back to his dorm to get some things before you guys go and do your usual little study together thing and you’re a little nervous because his dorm?? you’ve never been there before,,,,and you tell yourself don’t be nervous it’s going to take five minutes
  • but somehow you end up standing in the middle of his room and his gym bags on the floor and your own backpack is forgotten in some corner of the room and it’s so clean for a college students dorm, he even has flowers in a vase on his desk but before you know it your backed up against that desk and hakyeon’s warm skin is practically driving you crazy and he lets his hands settle on the side of your neck
  • and he whispers again about how you attract him, how something about you makes him never want to let you go
  • and the beautiful friendship you two have cultivated on the truths of your weaknesses turns into something more as hakyeon kisses you for the first time and from then on, you two melt into each other like nothing else matters
  • and hakyeon makes sure you know this is not a once in a lifetime thing, he keeps you close against his chest and he tells you straight forwardly that he’s never loved someone the way he loves you - he’s never wanted to fully protect someone, the way he wants to protect you
  • and you too, you look up at him and you tell him that you’re tired of seeing him being used left and right - you’re going to protect him too
  • and when the campus hears about you two dating everything goes wiLD 
  • and even his friends are like we need to see it to believe it and hakyeon jsut casually holds you around the waist as he walks you to class and kisses you on the forehead before you go
  • these two dudes named hongbin and ken come up to you in class and they’re like “Are you dating Hakyeon??” and you’re like um.,, yes,,, why? and ken’s like “Hongbin you owe me fifty bucks” and you’re like ?? (don’t worry, you get introduced to them later hakyeon’s like these are the guys i know from high school- they thought id never date anyone in my life, guess they were wrong)
  • the one named hyuk leans over and is like “i hope you know what you’re getting into, hakyeon is such a -” and this is the moment when he probably gets smacked upside the head with a notebook
  • and as you and hakyeon grow even closer now that you’re together you see that his caring side really has no limits like he constantly asks if you’re ok or need anything, probably carried around one of those little first aid kits if anything, and when there’s even so much as a slight wind he shrugs off his jacket and hands it to you
  • and hakyeon spends a lot of time drawing and sewing and you get into the habit of helping him out when you can and even picking up on sewing with him it’s cute you two working together to help him get some outfits done for school
  • and you’re always excited to see what hakyeon has drawn up and he’s always the most excited to show you 
  • and he also adores going shopping with you because he has such good taste ????? that anything he picks out is just perfect and you’re like hakyeon you’re the best boyfriend but also stylist and he’s like im a fashion major for a reason hehe
  • and when you can you go to all his swim meets to support him and you even make little banners for him which hakyeon hangs up in his room because he thinks they’re aDORable 
  • the two of you sitting cooly, sipping lattes, talking about the latest episodes of dramas you are both really into and everyone doing a double take because you’re the most fashionable couple on campus tbh
  • the fashion column hakyeon writes for also becomes a love advice column because now that he’s dating he thinks he has some merit to help others with their relationship but tbh most of it is him just ranting about how amazing it is dating you and how much he loves you it’s kind of cute but you’re also like hakyeon please the whole campus now knows that i give you shoulder massages and am good at making green tea which is not really what i want them to know
  • hakyeon sketching outfits one day but then he notices he’s stopped and started sketching a portrait of you instead 
  • hakyeon sometimes nagging at you for not keeping your dorm as clean as his and you’re like hakyEon and he’s like ‘we are going to ikea and getting you a new desk that one is falling apart’
  • he’s totally a fan of calling you cute nicknames in public and when you’re hanging out with like ravi or ken they do the gagging noises and  hakyeon doesn’t even care he’s so focused on you and you’re just like hey guys don’t be jealous of this beautiful thing hakyeon and i have~~~
  • on those rare occasions when you two are so tired neither of you cares enough to try you both just put on face masks while wearing sweatpants and order pizza and watch movies and you’re like if only the campus knew this side of you hakyeon and he’s just like they never will this is just between me and you who i trust the most in this world, now pass me a slice
  • falling asleep over your notes and hakyeon carrying you all the way back to your dorm as your roommate swoons over what a good boyfriend he is hehe
  • bonus: you and hakyeon take an elective drawing class together and you’re like hakyeon,,,,,,,,i can only draw stick figures and he’s like baby that’s fine as long as you make me the most handsome stick figure 
Chronic Illness PSA - Mobility Edition

Something able bodied people often struggle to understand/dont know is that chronic illness varies - it varies from person to person, but it also varies from day to day, hour to hour, even minute to minute.

I can be standing unassisted or moving around ok one minute and be on the floor or needing immediate assistance to remain standing or be completely unable to move without assistance the next. This is not an exaggeration. These are things that happen to me - that happen to people with chronic illnesses.

People have difficulty understanding that - that I can walk around the shops unassisted one day, and need a cane just to get out of bed later that same day. 

Changing mobility devices day to day does not neccessarily mean I have gotten sicker if I am using a wheelchair when yesterday I used a cane, and if I am moving unassisted when yesterday I was bedbound, it does not mean I am cured. It doesnt mean I was faking or exaggerating. It means I am experiencing a different combination of symptoms.

Mobility Devices examples

Mobility devices vary - the obvious ones that most people would think of and recognise are:

- Scooters

- Wheelchairs 

- Walkers

- Canes

- Crutches

- Handrails

Then there are some less obvious devices that people might not immediately think of but do actually assist in mobility, such as:

- Braces

- Strapping Tape

- Service Dogs

- Custom Orthotics

And then there are the really not obvious ones - things we use to assist with mobility though that may not be their intended purpose

- Shopping Carts (Leaning on them)

- Friends/ Carers

- Walls (Shoutout to Walls)

Social Response to Mobility Devices

All of these mobility devices are valid. What combination of these we use (if any) can change at any time. That does not make us fakers, or lazy, or exaggerating, and when we dont need to use them, IT DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE CURED.

Starting to use mobility devices needs to be normalised, especially for young people. I hear so many say they would have started using (insert device that has really helped them) so much sooner if I hadnt been worried about the stigma/not being ‘sick enough’/being afraid of how they will look etc.

Dont be afraid to accessorise your mobility device. Matching your cane to your outfit does not make your mobility needs or device any less valid. Your cane works just as well whether it is bright pink or dark brown. There is this weird idea that if your mobility device looks cool to match your aesthetic, you must be faking, or not really need it.  Your life does not end or stop because you are using a mobility device - why should your style/aesthetic die?. 

Feelings about mobility devices

It is important for people to be comfortable with their mobility devices. That means

- Physical comfort - having a device that fits and is right and safe for you

- Mental comfort - Feeling good about using your device, feeling comfortable with it.  This can be hard - people stare, they make comments, especially if you are a young person.

When I first started using a cane, I felt shame, I was scared to use it, especially around family - (Still am). I find myself overly cautious of each step, trying to make sure my cane doesnt make a noise - and that is shame over being visibly disabled. Around new doctors I do this too, as if I need to be quieter about being disabled.

This is because of ableism. Because we are taught that to be disabled is to be worth less and we should be ashamed of it.

Perks of mobility devices


- Always have somewhere to sit

- When your friends push you really fast and you feel like you are in a trashy teen movie.

- You can do fun things with your friends that you probably couldnt do without the chair

- Can wear whatever shoes you want.


- Can be used to whack ableist arseholes (dont really plz, no violence)

- If you have a service dog, they are good to block people from patting your dog

- Collect them all - co-ordinate with your outfit

- Visible symbol of your disability means a much needed seat on the bus and not feeling like people are judging you wondering why a seemingly healthy young person needs to use the lift (elevator). 

- Nunchucks (collapsible canes)

- Dressing up, getting your fanciest cane, and feeling dapper af.


- Best of both worlds - sitting AND standing.

- Somewhere to put your food tray

- Adding signs or fairy lights for events


- Pimping out your device

- Having fun shopping for mobility devices that match your needs AND aesthetic

- Being able to do things that you couldnt without the devices

- Making friends with old ladies (chronically ill people probably know what im talking about)

In Conclusion:

Now this is important



In fact, you should be damn proud, because going around in society with a visible representation of your chronic illness is damn hard (because people are dicks sometimes) - and to overcome that and do what is best for you is incredible.

So pimp your ride, put glitter on your cane. 

I promise, you look awesome.


Mobility needs vary constantly - so what device (if any) a person uses can change too. That doesnt make their need less valid, it does mean they are suddenly cured, and using a mobilty device is not something to be ashamed of. And yes it is totally ok to bedazzle your mobility device. 


• when you first saw him, you thought he looked REALLY fun and cool to be around YaY
• but in all honesty, the second he saw you he pretended to act like some cool as f guy who wore sunglasses inside and wore leather boots when it reality he started to have a little freak out bc omg u looked so nice he needed to make a good impression aw
• spent an entire week preparing food for u bc he needed to make an impact when it came to asking you out, and when it was all done he just rolled up to your house with an entire 3 boxes filled with food and was like we need to talk
• then he sat u down in ur living room and watched you open the food and inside were like really cheesy puns that was related to the food it was attached to
• “if you were a burger from McDonald’s you would be called a McGorgeous”
• “if you were vegetable you’d be a cutecumber”
• “you stole a pizza my heart~”
• and ur all like um what is this and he’s all like wAIT WAIT WAIT LOOK AT THE DATES
• and so u do and it says, “date me?”
• on your first date, Mingyu took you to a carnival but unfortunately, the members decided to tag along and promised not to be a burden and that they’ll stay well away from you and him, but like the two of you see them hiding behind a bush and like stalking
• and Mingyu is just like omG WHY DO YALLS HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME TODAY
• but you guys try to ignore them and get on with the date bc you’ve been anticipating this day ever since he announced it!!!!
• challenged you to a hot dog eating contest and you won
• “I don’t know if my pride should be hurt, or if I should be in awe. either way, I think I like you even more now.”
• saw this dude juggling on a unicycle and was like I CAN DO THT Y/N LOOK IM GOOD AT THIS TOO and he literally fell off after one second on the unicycle and he couldn’t catch any of E juggling balls aw my poor baby
• u just laughed bc he’s too cute
• after the whole date he decided to walk you home and the members literally followed you guys, but whenever the two of you turned around they’d gap it and hide behind a pole or some bushes until u two resume walking. then he stopped once you reached your doorstep and it was all cute bc he didn’t want this amazing day to end then you kissed his cheek and ran inside and the second u were out of sight the members jumped from their hiding spots and started praising Mingyu at his great boyfriend skills
• gives u food nicknames so often that it’s gross
• “cookie”
• “muffin”
• “cupcake”
• oH MAN UR FIRST KISS WAS SO CUTE I CANT EVEN. Ok so this one time you were eating a pepero and turned to face Mingyu with like half of it still in ur mouth but he thought u were telling him to take a bite and so he did but he went to far and ur lips touched and the two of u just stared at each other and nobody moved a muscle and u two just stood there with ur lips attached all flustered aw
• v into skinship, likes to hold your hand a lot ;;u;;
• has a habit of touching your hair a lot and muttering stuff about it under his breath. like say you get your hair all done and pretty he’ll tweak it and personalise it and keep touching it until he likes it bc he’s a professional guys he knows what he’s doing
• likes every kiss in the book especially those cliche ones in the movies
• also likes every single hug there is hE JUST LIKES TO HUG U AND THATS ALL THT SHOULD MATTER
• when he wants affection he gets v v v v pouty bc why hang out with ur friends when u can be on a couch cuddling with him?? amiright??
• likes food a lot, he even got voted as the member who eats the most and at first you thought with a body like his, he probably didn’t eat as much as everyone was saying he did… but oh how wrong u were the second u two were comfortable w each other he would roll up to ur house as often as he could and demand some food right after he’s said hello to u
• and ur just sitting there thinking ohhh I understand now lol
• dogs he also likes dogs, he bought a dog with u and at first u were like Mingyu……….. Idk if that’s a good idea. but when u guys got it he was sO HAPPY AND TOOK IT EVERYWHERE HE WENT UP UNTIL HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT PICKIN UP ITS POOP IN THE PLEDIS BUILDING
• let’s not forget wonwoo, he likes him hEAPS he’s like a v close number 2. he pretty much invites him to every single date the two of you have and it’s more of them two laughing their arses off and more u just sitting there sipping on water
• u kinda knew they were close from the beginning bc the second u and mingyu started dating Wonwoo would give u these evil looks like ur stealing him aw meanie yesss
• but dw he leaves early so then mingyu showers u w love
• “I love u more jagiya but don’t tell him that.”
• speaks english in every opportunity he gets like he pronounces all of the food in English as much as he can, especially pineapple bc it’s the most iconic thing ever
• dislikes it when ppl touch his hair like no ur not a professional like him so he does not trust u to touch his hair with ur hands no thanks goodbye
• secretly keeps ur fridge stocked and secretly packs ur lunch so u don’t get hungry at work/school and ur always left wondering who does this awww
• and when u ask him about it he’s like “idk who it is, but they seems like a very sweet person ;;;))”
• has an addiction to cleaning, seems like a really messy person but is actually the neatest person in the group. he literally feels like crying when he sees a tragic mess anywhere and he gets tiny tears in the corners of his eyes and will drop whatever he’s doing and clean it up even if it’s not his mess lolol
• is all for couple items o yesssssssss
• when he gets jealous ooo you’ll get the cold shoulder oh no ;;_;; like he won’t talk to u at all and ur pretty sure he’s gonna break up with u but like without him even knowing it he still does cute stuff for you like he’s pretty much indirectly loving you and u just smile bc no matter what he loves u deep deep down
• “I don’t like it when people flirt with you.”
• “I’m yours and yours only, you know that.”
• your phone background is a photo of u sleeping and Mingyu holding a pair of scissors looking like he was about to cut it and when you woke up and saw it as your lockscreen you nearly screamed and he’s like u bETTER NOT DELETE IT OR IM CUTTING IT FOR REAL
• one time Mingyu tried to make cookies with you and you put some batter on his face and then he put some flour on ur nose then u read it as a declaration of war and the two of u pretty much initiated a food fight right there in the dorms kitchen. u cracked eggs on each other heads, chucked chocolate chips at each other but then u suddenly slipped and then he slipped then u landed on top of each other and it was so cute bc he pointed at ur lip and was like “u have a little something there” anD HE WIPED IT OFF WITH HIS THUMB AND U STARTED BLUSHING AWAW
• makes u do acting scenes from famous movies and dramas bc he wants to try acting and one time the two of u acted romeo and juliet and it was pretty cute TBH
• being the visual of the group puts a lot of pressure on mingyu as he always constantly has to uphold that title by making sure he looks his best at all times, not to mention his job as a rapper who has to write his own lyrics and has to perform with energy. sometimes he thinks he can’t do it at all but u have to pull him away from the work and just shower him with love bc you know that’s what he needs at that moment - someone to comfort him and tell him that he’s worth it, that he’s good enough.
• “what would I do without you”
• strokes ur hair and hums on the top of ur head until u fall asleep in his arms
• wakes u up by blasting his rap music full volume and the Windows always nearly break and the bed literally shakes and he won’t turn it off unless u get up yourself and do it what a meanieeee
• ur first fight with Mingyu was about his very insecurity, he was hating himself bc he should look better than the way he looks and the two of you ended up yelling at each other bc he was perfect just the way he was ;;_;;
• you ended up getting hurt by some of his words and the second he saw the tear leave ur high he immediately felt guilty
• “im so sorry, y/n. you know whatever I just said wasn’t true, right? i promise, I love you so much. I won’t ever do that again.”
• Mingyu might like to joke around with you and everyone else a lot, but when it comes to ur feelings, your heart and your relationship with him, it’s nothing to joke about to him. You are so special, so important to him and he’s so glad to have you in his life. You of course, are so lucky to have him as your boyfriend and know that the two of you are meant to be together forever.
• “like the ocean…. I love you. Pineapple.” - mINGYUUUU~~~

Prompt: Andreil using pet names when they’re on the court, when they’re still with the foxes, and then when they’re on opposing teams. But they sound really aggressive and threatening.

For the ever so lovely @theravenhunters 

I’m already crying \

  • you might think that im gonna go the “Sweetheart!”, “Darling!” or “Love!” route
    • no
  • you might think im gonna go the “Fucker!”, “Shithead”, or “ Dickwad!” route
    • no
  • I’m gonna go the “Josten!”, “Abram!”, “Minyard” and “Drew!” route
  • That is not to say they don’t use more traditional pet names, but for the sake of appearances, they use their surnames and nicknames as pet names disguised as insults 
  • Confused? Me too. Kinda, Not really. Hear me out  
  • Think Andrew at his usual goalie spot at a game, Neil makes an impossible goal, he gets within hearing distance of Andrew, who proceeds to sneer something along the lines of, “What? Is that all you got, Josten?” 
    • And Neil freezes, bc the only time Andrew’s called him that was on the roof, alone, without an audience, hushed, intimate, and he’s thrown for a loop bc what does that mean??
    • Andrew’s got a look in his eyes and Neil gets it, Andrew’s not being mean, he’s telling him he did a good job, that he’s proud of him, but anyone listening in wouldn’t have a clue 
  • And so it begins 
  • With the Foxes, it only took a few months for them to catch on 
    • when Andrew would glare at any of them for calling Neil “Josten”
    • or when Neil would freeze when Andrew called him “Nate” softly
    • or the way Andrew’s shoulders would slowly fall when Neil called him “Drew” 
  • When they’re on their own teams, it’s a little different. It becomes known as the “Minyard-Josten Rivalry” 
  • Everyone just thinks they really hate each other, and them being the little shits they are, know exactly what they’re doing 
    • “Can’t even make a goal to save your life, can you Josten
    • “You’re one to talk Minyard, you couldn’t save a goal if your life depended on it.”
    • “I’m gonna make you regret your words, Nate.” (Oh, he will)
    • “Bring it, Drew” (He knows full well Andrew’s gonna keep his promise) 
  • Worse? Better? still, when they’re on the same team 
    • “Minyard, would you be a dear, and actually do your damn job!?”
    • “Careful, darling, you piss me off any more, I might have to.” (no not that job) 
  • Howww about 
    • “What the shit was that Drew!?” (Andrew’s cradling a bloody fist from a fight with an opposing striker)
    • “Mind your own goddamned business, Josten.” 
      • Translation: 
        • “Are you alright, love?” 
        • “I’ll be ok, babe” 

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anonymous asked:

Peter is short on money - living paycheck to paycheck, barely enough to keep himself afloat much less eat as much as he probably should bc of Spidey work & his metabolism. Burns though calories like they're nothing. Imagine Deadpool finding out that this precious bundle of light eats only 1 small meal a day, if he's lucky. He'd take him out to eat & stuff him to the brim every time they see each other and/or buy him bags of groceries & have him take them home, and/or hand him a wad of cash too.

[I shifted back and forth between present and past tenses way too much this time around and was too lazy to correct it, please forgive me! Also, I accidentally sort of wrote Peter and Wade’s first fight?? and they’re still not even dating yet. :0 Um, yeah. So here you go.]

Wade buys them both tacos and pizza in celebration of a successful day’s patrol. Peter doesn’t bother pointing out that there was far more goofing around than actual patrolling today because, dude, tacos and pizza. He always goes home later with a satisfactorily full stomach at the end of every “shift” with Wade. It’s one thing he misses almost as much as the man’s company itself every time the merc goes out of town for a few days on a job.

Wade nearly always buys way too much and fobs the leftovers onto Peter to take home, and more than once he’s “forgotten” wads of cash in the takeout bags as well—“change,” he tells Peter even though the younger man knows there’s no reason any sensible cashier would hand back this many twenties on a fast food order. Just like he knows it’s all because of that one time he unthinkingly mentioned how he hadn’t been able to eat his favorite breakfast cereal in the morning for days because he couldn’t afford more milk yet and he was grumpy about it.

The first time Wade did it was not exactly smooth sailing for either of them. Peter had only noticed the money after he got home and immediately had texted Wade about it. That was when the “change” excuse came up, followed way too quickly by, ‘u should hold onto it, buy yourself something fancy. finders keepers amirite? ;)’

Peter had only stared down blankly at the screen in his hand for a few moments, breathing heavily through his nose, and then carefully typed with what he considered to be an excellent amount of chill—no, his hands were most definitely not shaking, thank you very much—‘Wade Wilson, I am NOT your fucking charity case’ and flung the phone away from him halfway across his tiny apartment. Fortunately, it was the Stark phone and made of much sturdier stuff than the one Aunt May had saved up for him, so it didn’t so much as crack the screen, though there was a little chip at the corner of the casing from where it had knocked into the wall and left a dent in the drywall from the force of his throw.

The text notifications came pinging in one after another for a few minutes after that, though thankfully no ringtone. Wade was smart enough to know better than to call him in that moment.

Two hours later, Peter finally stretched himself out of the gargoyle-like pose he’d hunched himself into on the flimsy fold-out table, staring blankly at a random spot on its scuffed surface the entire time and thinking about nothing at all. The leftover fries had long gone cold and soggy by then. Standing and staring blankly at the phone on the floor for several more minutes then, he finally found himself shuffling forward and picking it up, waiting until he’d changed into his pajamas and huddled himself into his blanket nest on the bedroom carpet before swiping it on and reading the messages there.

- shit

- imsorryimsorryimsorry

- please don’t be mad. prolly too late huh? fUCK

- it’s not a pity thing i swear

- bb boi please talk to me

- please

The next text was timestamped twelve minutes later, which made sense. Peter thought he remembered during his blank time staring at nothing hearing a lull followed by a few more pings several minutes after the first round had stopped.

- ok. you’re probably not even reading these yet rn. that…yeah. that makes sense. i get it. ill try to quit bothering you but

-uh, lemme try to compose myself properly for a sec and get back to you.

Another later timestamp, this one another eight minutes after.

- Baby boy…I KNOW your not a fuckin charity case. The fact that you think I thought that means i fucked up bad. I’m sorry. Really REALLY sorry. You’re not charity. You’re fuckin Spiderman dude! You’re my goddam hero! You’re smart and quirky and badass and laugh at all my dumbass jokes. what’s not to cherish about that? i…ok yeah, I already said it anyway. I CHERISH you, ok? sorry if that’s a creepy af thing to say. its true. #bromance

- anyway. the money…I still don’t want it back. Hope that doesn’t make you madder. Like I said its not a pity thing, i just…I lose my FUCKING MIND thinking about you not eating for days alright?? that shit’s not ok. THAT’S WAY BEYOND NOT OK. sorry for yelling. shit. Look, Im gonna be way too real with you for a sec and I’m scared that’s gonna scare you off but I gotta…I was *this* close to stalking you so I could find where you live and stock ur fridge up before the boxes told me that was a really bad fucking idea. in hindsight handling it this way instead was a dick fucking move but I had to SOMETHING before I did something worse, you get me?

- shit, you’re probably freaked out now. Peter was not. i’d be freaked out if someone said that shit to me. sorry again.

- um…i’m really bad at this. obviously. I’m trying to be a good friend and instead I’m being a creepy mofo talking about stalking you and shit. Smooth Wade, smooth. Peter couldn’t help it—he snickered. I wouldn’t actually do it ok? I know your secret identity is important to you and I wouldn’t mess it up like that. I just…uh, tryin to illustrate a point, i guess. That THIS is important to me. You continuing to be your cute funny badass self and not keeling over from hunger pains. so…will you let me still feed you once in a while? pleeeeeeeease?? <3

At last, he got to the last text. Once again, another gap between the timestamps, though this one was only four minutes.

- Also I hope I didn’t weird you out too much with that stuff earlier and that we’re still friends. I understand if it was crossing the line though. If it was lemme know and i’ll never ever do anything like that again, Spiderman, promise. Cross my <3 and hope to die. Can’t die, but you get the point. Peter did, and he giggled again in spite of himself.

Peter couldn’t have explained to anyone in that moment what he was feeling. It seemed he’d run the gamut of them in the past few hours, going from indignant rage and depression earlier to feeling nothing, then guilty about the way he’d reacted as he read Wade’s apologies and attempts to explain himself, then at the same time really warmed and almost sort of bubbly to realize he meant this much to the older man, and okay, maybe a smidge weirded out too at certain parts, but even those were so sweet and genuine and quintessentially Wade that it made Peter even happier, which probably said something messed up about him too, but whatever. Human emotions were confusing and weird and stupid to Peter at even the best of times, so trying to figure out the perfect response here was turning quickly into a feat beyond imagining for him.

How to tell Wade that everything is fine now, that of course they’re still friends, and even that yes, embarrassing as it is for him to admit considering how much he already seems to rely on the older man to stay well-fed, he will continue to let Wade buy him food and even turn a blind eye the next time Wade wants to sneak him some extra cash because it really is extremely helpful and he knows he’s too proud to the point of stubborn to ask anyone for help when he needs it and he doesn’t want Wade to worry unnecessarily about him anymore? How? How do words?

Biting his lip softly, Peter types the only thing he can think of and hopes it’ll convey enough until he’s brave enough and coherent enough to say what he really needs to.

- It’s Spider-Man.

- With a dash and a capital M.

- Get it right, ya dork.

He continues to stare down at the screen, and not thirty seconds later sees the loading dots that mean Wade is typing. The man must have kept his phone close by this whole time just waiting for Peter’s response, and that makes him feel a bit more guilty for making him wait so long.

- well excuuuuse me, princess More loading dots mean Wade still has more to say.

- And the correct term is hyphen, thou illiterate nerd.

Peter dissolves into a fit of both laughter and tears, relief comingling with joy as the dam breaks, and he exhausts himself on them until he has none left to give. It feels good, like he’s glutted himself too much on just feeling, and Peter’s always been what his aunt would call a “sensitive soul” but even he didn’t know something like that was possible. It wrings him out dry like his panic attacks do, leaving him floating not on calm nothingness like he’s normally used to, but instead on a sense of profound contentment as he snuggles down deeper into his blanket nest and cradles his phone close to his chest before dropping right then into a warm, pleasant sleep.

anonymous asked:

hello~ idk if your still doing random aus but how does a odd jobs!seventeen one sound ahah?? i would also like to say thank you for creating amazing writing and i love the details you put into it!!

i did career!seventeen a long time ago, but this one since it’s odd jobs i decided to make it a lil more fun ^^
i only did half the members because i wasn’t sure if like,,,,,,,,,,,this was what you wanted LOL 


  • bike courier 
  • delivers express mail all over gangnam district 
  • is super athletic and is more enthusiastic about biking than he is about anything else in his life. like honestly ask him some bike facts nO oNE else would know and he’ll know them. 
  • wears a cute snapback with his companies logo on it backwards and like old jean cut offs and like probably has a cool tattoo sleeve
  • you’re carrying like forty pounds of paperwork from your office to down to block and it’s like kILLing your back and you keep having to put the pile down because ow and cracking your back and suddenly this bike comes to a stop in front of you and you look up to see this cute guy with a big grin and he’s like
  • “hey, you need help?” and you’re like “oh no im not going far-” and he’s like pointing to your hand on your back like “you look like an old person c’mon give me half your pile ill walk the block with you.” and so you hand him over half the paperwork and he like chains his bike to a nearby street pole and runs back over to you and literally effortlessly carries all of the paperwork in like one hand and you’re like holy shit
  • and he’s smiling down at you like “so, what’s your name I’m Seungcheol and my bike over there’s named Mansae.”
  • and you’re like one: who names their bike but two: he’s cute so why not give him a chance hehe


  • flower arranger 
  • is an apprentice at a flowershop in your neighborhood 
  • likes arranging flowers for couples the most, especially when he gets to tell them what the combinations mean in flower language 
  • wears a different flower tucked behind his ear everyday
  • you see him through the window of the shop fixing the display a lot and like if you make eye contact you always look down and blush because oh my god he’s so handsome,,,,like a real life flower prince
  • jeonghan thinks your shyness is super cute and he always makes an effort to smile and wave at you even if you just run the opposite direction
  • one day you almost forget to get flowers for your friend since it’s her birthday so you run into the shop and since it’s pretty early you don’t think jeonghan will be there BUT GUESS WHOSE AT THE COUNTER 
  • jeongahn. with a pretty lil lily behind his ear and he’s like “hello ^^” and you’re like asfksllhg but you’re also like quick what are good flowers to get a friend on their birthday
  • and jeonghan is like i know just what you need! and he brings out this bouquet that is beautiful and colorful and you’re like omf thank you and he’s like no problem let me ring you up
  • and like when he tells you the price you’re like ??????? what so cheap??????? and he’s like “yeah it’s a discount we have, it’s called the “cute discount” and since you’re cute you get the discount (-:” (how smooth jeonghan)


  • camp counselor 
  • kids love him because he can play songs from their favorite cartoons on his guitar 
  • reminds everyone to say thanks before eating lunch (not necessarily in a religious way but like he makes them say thanks to the cooks or something LOL)
  • is always trying his best to give good advice and be a role model but kids still laugh about how he tripped over a twig during one of the catch the flag games two years ago
  • you’re actually one of the lifeguards out by the lake where the camp comes to swim and joshua has had a secret crush on you for like every summer since he first saw you
  • and like the kids he’s in charge of know it. the other counselors know it. the damn fish in the lake know it BUT he refuses to confess 
  • like the most he’s done is shyly ask if you had any extra water noodles for the kids to play with and when you were like “yeah, wanna come with me to grab them?” he was like uM juST TELL me WHERe i cAN Do It mYSELf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • literally joshua isn’t even the one to confess, one of the kids sneaks off and hands you like this bracelet and is like “josh hyung made this for you in arts & crafts it’s obvious because he put a little fish charm which means the lake except he didn’t want to give it to you because he’s a big baby so here you go. also: he likes you. ask him out please!!!!”
  • and you like looked down at the bracelet and burst out laughing because wow that,,,,,,,,,,,is the cutest lil thing you’ve ever heard
  • and so the next time there’s a big party being thrown and everyones over at the main campsite you tap joshua’s shoulder and he’s like oh OH oh my hello,,,,,,,,and you show him your wrist with the bracelet and he’s like 1!!!!!!! WHERe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god one of the kids,,,,,,,,
  • and you giggle like “it was cute, but you should have given it to me yourself,,,,,,,,”
  • and joshua’s damn ears turn read he’s like AH ,,,,,so adorable


  • magician
  • thinks the cap and top hat make him look “cool” and “edgy” so he wears them even though everyone’s like “you look corny”
  • mostly performs outside on the street for change but because he’s incredibly witty and handsome sometimes people will hire him to do birthday parties and things like that 
  • pulls bunnies out of hats, makes flowers appear out his sleeve, and can even sneeze out a 5,000 won bill
  • can also do a handstand on one hand and other physical stuff that gets everyone even more into his show than just bad magic tricks
  • you always pass him by when you’re on the way to study and he’s always got a crowd of people around him but one day he’s doing a trick and instead of choosing someone from his mini audience he calls out to you and you’re like looking around  with your books in hand like me??? and he’s signalling for you to come over
  • and people are looking so you like awkwardly shuffle over and he’s like “im going to let you pick a card any card” and you’re like oh my god seriously but you do and it’s the ace of hearts but you don’t show it and jun’s like “put it back in my pile” and you do and he like does a fancy hand motion and winks at you then takes the top book from your hands, opens it to a page and pulls out the ace of hearts
  • and you’re like holy shit how
  • and he’s like (———; magic
  • and the audience is clapping and you’re still trying to figure it out so jun hands you the card to see that it’s really your card but when you turn it over it has his number on it and you’re like !!! and jun just winks and bows like “thanks for helping me with my trick (-: 


  • personal trainer 
  • half personal trainer half life coach
  • thinks everyone should take up dance as serious exercise and eat egg whites everyday because it’s healthy
  • probably the kind of personal trainer that compliments you every step of the way instead of ever scolding you
  • but it works because like,,,,,,hearing him be proud of you makes you wanna work hard
  • and like he’s not even your personal trainer, he’s training a coworker of yours and like you come with them to the gym just to like see if it’s worth it to run on the treadmill for like 30min
  • and hoshi comes over and starts talking to your coworker and then he smiles at you and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he’s so………cute,,,,,,,,,,,what the hell
  • and hoshi’s like “instead of that treadmill how about taking one of the gyms dance classes. you’ll have more fun, i promise.”
  • and you’re kinda shy so you’re like ahh dancing and me don’t mix
  • and hoshi’s like “i bet you’re just fine, and if not - ill help you out.” and you’re like aklfkwf
  • your coworker standing there like “ahem i thought you were my personal trainer hoshi” and hoshi’s like “ofc, your friend’s cuteness just caught me off guard”
  • and you’re like oh my gOD
  • but we all must admit, that was a good one


  • ethical hacker 
  • works for the police department by hacking into virus filled computers and breaking algorithms set up by criminals
  • works strictly from home. spends like 95% of his time hunched over his laptop with these cute round glasses on doing complex math in his head
  • sometimes, one good days, his friend mingyu drags him out to a coffee shop but even there wonwoo’s on his laptop probably hacking into someones hard drive 
  • you know him because you work as a delivery person for a takeout place near his apartment building so you’re always the one they send to drop off his food
  • and wonwoo orders the same thing no matter what time of day it is so like you don’t even need to know his name, you know him by his order
  • and you notice every now and then how worn out he looks like he hasn’t slept in days when he opens the door so sneakily you also add in coffee to his order and like an extra order of vegetables to help 
  • and you think it goes unnoticed, but wonwoo knows and secretly he gets excited to see you at his door and one day even musters up the courage to ask you how the weather is and like you have minimal conversation and when you ask what he does all day he’s like
  • “oh, i hack computers.”
  • and you’re like oh my god. are you running some kind of illegal site or something……” and he laughs like “that’s fun! no i hack for the police!”
  • and you’re like that exists and he’s like yep it does and idk how this au would even progress one day he asks if he can take you out on a date (to his living room to play video games probably) since you’re so sweet to him LOL


  • vocal tutor 
  • is incredibly picky and strict and has no tolerance for people who don’t practice
  • WILL rip you to shreds if he finds out you’re being lazy. finds imperfection in everything
  • but like he’s the best tutor in the world, he really knows what to listen for and how to improve anyone 
  • like even people with no pitch and horrible voices become decent under him and it’s obvious that under his cold approach, he really loves singing and is proud to help other people grow their talents
  • ok tutor!woozi in a lil pink sweater vest or something imagine with his hair all neatly combed ok not the point
  • and you’re in need of a vocal tutor because in all honestly someone said you sucked at karaoke and you want to prove them wrong
  • so you find woozi in like idk the yellow pages and you’re like “i want to learn to sing” and woozi’s like “are you joking around?” and you’re like what no and he’s like “you better not be because if you are i will unleash hell. ok first lesson-”
  • and you’re like intimidated at first because his approach just seems way too hard but like the more you spend time with him and the more you learn
  • you see the passion woozi has for this and how gentle and caring he can be when it comes to like encouraging your obvious improvements 
  • and like woozi won’t say this but he went a little more easy on you because like,,,,,,,he thinks you’re kinda adorable and seeing you sad makes him also sad…………
  • but yeah once you’re ready to tackle that song that messed you up at karaoke you’re like “do you wanna come with me?” and he’s like “oh to karaoke? like to mentor you? that’s fine.”
  • and you’re like “no woozi like on a…………..date?”
  • and woozi like his heart feels like it’s gonna jump out of his chest but he tries to play it cool like “oh, that’s fine too. pick you up at 8?”
  • but when you leave he immediately calls up seungcheol like HELP ME