so i was talking to @coldsaturn about my tfc headcanon that whenever someone new finds out andrew and neil are together and they ask, “so how did you two meet?” neil just answers by saying, “well, i mean, he sure did take my breath away,” because saying “oh he hit me in the stomach with an exy racquet so hard that i fell to the floor, could barely breathe, and nearly puked” definitely isn’t something you’d go around telling people. we’ve decided that this 100% would happen and is canon because lbr it’s not a lie
if ur planning to write a bestselling novel that millions will read, for the sake of the unborn children of fans, try to keep the character names relatively tame. it isn’t fair 2 saddle a baby with a name like bilbo. life is hard enough without being called bilbo.
Could I bribe you with something knitted, perhaps? ;)
…but what if, for EDI and Joker to have a happy ending, Shepard and Garrus can’t? Like a flip of the initial choice that saved the galaxy and caused the problem in the first place? Poetic justice? A different kind of sacrifice?
So like... A close friend of mine is an Ereri shipper and her NOTP is levihan... And I told her that I shipped Levihan... And she keeps ranting to me about why she NOTP's Levihan... And I don't know what to do... Cuz like a used all my ammo... And she's still firing back... WHAT DO I DO?
honestly I would just tell them to chill out. like i’m sure you get why she doesn’t like the ship at this point and you’re probably tired of hearing it by now (I mean I would too if I was in your shoes). tbh I wouldn’t even waste my time with it anymore if they keep shoving it down your throat
i think i understand pretty well that most people i know have been through a lot of fucked up experiences, things that i have no idea about. i also understand that i don’t require any explanations about your life for me to be your friend. i still like you for who you are, and i only wish that you never had to go through so much shit
You know this trope where character A does something faintly sexual (hugging, touching, flirting, accidental frottage), making character B really uncomfortable… but it feels so good so character A keeps doing it… and B gets more uncomfortable… and then it’s revealed that B is actually uncomfortable because they secretly have a thing for A? And then all is well?