OH MY GOD THIS BLOG IS FANTASTIC AND I JUST DIED LAUGHING LOLOLOLOL hmm.... Consider what would happen if someone (cough cough probably BH cough cough) dumped buckets of glitter over every Elgang member while they were sleeping?
- SQUARE THE FUCK UP
- The type of sleeping asshole that, even half asleep, will jump on your ass and put you in a chokehold.
- Being the bright kid he is, he wakes up after you pass out
- Feels guilty but also is like “well u dumped glitter on me soooo”
- Gets revenge by dumping actual glitter demons on you when you sleep
- I mean they’re dead but still
- Doesn’t fucking wake up
- Literally a rock throughout the glitter-spreading process
- Some glitter totally doesn’t get up her nose nope that’s just…uh…dust coming out of her nose
- Contemplates setting your room on fire but last time she did that to Elsword she set her room on fire too
- Seethes in silence every time she finds glitter on her books
- The glitter actually makes her look really, really pretty
- It kinda just…weaves itself into her hair? Even in the moonlight it sparkles
- In the morning everyone’s staring at her hair trying to figure out what the fuck happened
- Then she shakes her hair out and this metric fuckton of glitter tumbles out
- Rena is actually disappointed that it didn’t stay in
- Light sleeper #2 of the Elgang, after Elsword. Being a mercenary does that to you
- If you can pour it on him without him waking up, he will love it.
- Just kidding, he’s highkey pissed.
- Deep breaths, Raven. Go to your happy place, Raven.
- Do not set the poor reader on fire, Raven. There’s only a few buckets of glitter in your arm, Raven.
- Put your sword down Raven, just ask Eve for help getting it out
- What the fuck is sleep
- While she does find sleep enjoyable sometimes, she rarely does it
- Pouring glitter on her will be a difficult task, since she’s got Moby and Remy guarding her
- If you can put them to sleep you can throw a glitter party and she won’t even budge
- When she wakes up she just
- Cleans it up and goes outside like nothing happened
- Except she forgot to clean herself off and she’s pretty much a walking disco ball
- Add is not pleased
- Like Raven, immediately wakes up but instead of grabbing his destroyer and murdering you, he just….tries to go back to sleep
- Poor baby’s so tired that he rolls back over and falls asleep again
- If you wake him up again you’ve essentially caused armageddon in the form of a small Hamelian boy
- There are no survivors
- Actually screams when the glitter touches her face
- Turn into a wiggling spear monster, everything she touches will fall victim to her squirming
- Poor girl thinks it’s a bug and grabs her spear and actually pierces her bed
- Ara is in trouble for piercing her bed and you are in trouble for being a pest
- And yes, when Elsword says that to you, he did in fact, mean that to be a pun.
- Sits up, stares at you dead-on for a few seconds, and starts throwing glitter at you
- You think you’ll get away with lobbing her with beautiful, beautiful glitter?
- Nuh uh. You’re getting covered in it too, sucker.
- She pins you down and rubs glitter all over you
- You two actually get so lough and rough that Add practically knocks your door down and tells you two to shut the fuck up
- He is assaulted by glitter
- RIP Add
- The fuck you mean, sleep? He can’t sleep.
He is an insomnia riddled goblin-man.
- The most you can do is scare him or surprise him with the glitter by dumping it on him
- Add actually falls off of his chair and shrieks
- Its loud enough that Chung pokes his head out to see what on earth made the usual ‘kekekekekek’ laughter stop and he laughs at the spectacle
- Add shoves you out and installs a very, very violent security system in his room.
- Screams at first, making Ciel fly into the room in phoru pajamas, inches from shooting you dead until Lu starts laughing and throwing glitter on him too
- GLITTER PARTY HOLLA
- Ciel is not amused but does Lu care? No.
- You all fuck around in the glitter for a while until Lu accidentally gets some up her nose and starts hacking up a lung
- Ciel forces you to clean up Lu’s room
- Ciel wakes up, sees you, and tries his hardest to go back to sleep
- You will have to physically drag him out of bed to get him to react
- That’s only because there’s glitter everywhere oh my god
- Why is there glitter in the teabags
- Where the fuck did you get this glitter, how did you get this much glitter
- Ciel stays away from you for a good several weeks
- GRABS HER GUN
- REVERSE ROBBERY
- Wait, no, it’s just you. Why do you have a bucket?
- Zero’s in the corner laughing his ass off and you’re sitting there, glitter scattered on both of you
- She just rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep
- She fights demons and shit, she doesn’t have time for this.
- ????? What’s this shiny stuff?
- Oh, you poured it on me to surprise me? K. Gonna go sleep now.
- Doesn’t give a shit, he’s an angel, of course he doesn’t
- This does, however, make him research pranks a bit more
- You wake up buried in a mound of glitter with just your head sticking out