# i probably shouldn't be though

• Reporter: What is 2+2?
• Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

my nayme is Deen
in al the lande
no grayter dood
than bruthr Sam
and wen he falls
but is not ded

i hold his face
i lik his hed

[ oops there’s a sam version | + more

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What’s his type?!

Vampire au

In which Dil and Ael continue to look annoyed and Braig has an idea.

In which I really wanted to draw Neo in a floofy dress, and Roman really loves swooping up his tiny wife into the air when they’re dancing together.

(I just wanted to draw a dress that took up half the screen lmao oops)

Family

Word Count: 1470

Genre: fluff, a bit of angst, very very domestic parent!phan

Warnings: denied adoption (not explicitly mentioned, but strongly hinted at)

Summary/Prompt:

Thomas knows something’s up with his parents. They had forgotten his bedtime story the last few days, so he goes to their room to ask for one, and is instead confronted with the sight of his Papa comforting a crying Dan.

A/N Don’t worry, this has a happy ending, I promise.

I was wondering if you have any random thoughts on Nepeta? She's easily my favorite character, and I like the stuff you've said about her so far, but it'd be cool to hear more. If you've got anything on The Disciple or Meulin that'd be awesome too, but that's probably unlikely. At any rate, really like how you see Homestuck, I probably shouldn't have gone through your entire blog in one day though, I'll probably need to reread some things later

@hellobeau had a post about sugar in Homestuck (x), talking about how sugary sodas are depicted as troll alcohol, how the alpha kids are hungover after interacting with the lollipop juju, and other things.

One thing not mentioned was Nepeta’s planet, which is completely covered in gigantic mounds of sugar cubes… and it confuses me. Because I don’t recall anything indicating Nepeta having an addiction narrative. Caliborn refers to her as “saccharine” (sugary/sweet) as a reference to her disposition (8772), so the connection to sugar is marked as somewhat relevant… but to what end, I really don’t know.

Is sugar the arsenic catnip? Something that gives immediate pleasure, instant gratification, but leads to a crash? The juju was compared to a star in Mario, something that circumvents challenges to true accomplishment… the idea of the lollipop being a shortcut to growing up is emphasized by a lollipop’s visual similarity to planets with completed houses.

There’s also the idea that the sugar cubes and tea make LOLCAT a tea party, and within Jane’s Alice in Wonderland framing, the Trickster Arc could be construed as a Mad Tea Party? So there’s another channel of reinforcement, but that still doesn’t tell me what it means about Nepeta…

Planets in SBURB seek to make their players afraid, so is Nepeta afraid of sugar and the narratives that come with it? Or does her username suggest she identifies with sugar? These are questions I don’t have good answers to.

Do you think there is a sense8 drarry fic anywhere?

HMMM

I really don’t know but my cursory google search didn’t reveal one so I’m going to just suggest you be the change you want to see in the world and write one ;D

“I can’t breathe, but if I lose her now…”

I AM SO DONE WITH FANDOM RIGHT NOW.

Would you tell me good Hoshi biased blogs? ;-; I love yours and I want more!

@fyhoshi (and @fyperformanceunit) to which I’m forever grateful for the existence.

@hoshi-ssi @soonsyoung @kwontv @kwonfire @soonynqs @pabospoiler @soonrongs @kwonsposhi @kwoshi @kwonhohsi @soonhosh @thatpixie @ckihyun  (she just went on a hiatus, but i hope she comes back soon) @tswoondere (who’s technically not mainly hoshi biased, but will gif soonyoung’s face reliably) @hosxis @fluffyhoshi @hoshioppa @kueonhoshi @justforhoshiandjooheon  @daisyhoshi @hoshiheaven @kinghoshi @xohoshi

Let me tell you, love, this was hard. It also helped me realize it’s been a while since I went looking for other Hoshi stans. I hope I didn’t forget anyone, but odds aren’t in my favor.

Thanks for liking mine too ♥

How does this hellsite manage to be simultaneously so sex negative and so aphobic

also update for anyone interested: i got 9 cups of diced strawberries divided up and in the freezer, and 2 gallon ziplock bags of just whole berries frozen. plus a gallon bag of rhubarb

a hetalia pun that nobody asked for
• Germany: Italy, would you like to have pizza later today?
• Italy: DefinItaly!
On being a 20-something on MBTI Tumblr
• me: this person has a really obnoxious MBTI post.
• me: they're really arrogant about their type's superiority over that of others and emotionally tone-deaf and I want them to stop.
• me: *reads the about page and finds that the author is under 15.*
• me: You may think you're the best of all types, but every morning I wake up and don't go to middle school.
• me: *eats sugar cereal while laughing*
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pity committee over here.

That leather couch, readin’ that fairytale
To a sleepy-eyed little girl in pajamas and ponytails
Sayin’ one day your prince charmin’ will come along
You ought to see her when she’s on
You ought to see her when she’s on…

That front porch in those ole cut off jeans
In that Texas Longhorn T-shirt, Smilin’ Back at me
If you see her dressed to kill, and it’s drops your jaw.
You outta see her when she’s on…

—  Chris Young

Nah, Weed aint bad! Technically yeh its a "drug" and You probably shouldn't Smoke it though. I smoke it sometimes wit Mickey or Boris or just by myself. Though some places its not okay some it is. Its like drinking. Its fine to do if ya old enough and do it responsible.

*nods in understanding* O-ok! I d-did not know you both d-did weed! *thinks, then gasps as he comes to a conclusion* I-it depends o-on the individual o-on how they a-act when under the influence, r-right? M-meaning n-not everyone g-gets violent a-and hurt p-people they ‘love’….*tilts his head* T-this is quite c-complicated t-to think about…*gives a small smile* b-but thank you f-for telling me, Set!~

I just want to write a very heartfelt letter to the amazing friends and followers I’ve met…

It’s hard to express exactly how grateful I am that you guys find interest in my perspective, that you guys WANT to hear my over-analytic rambles. It’s even harder to express how touched I am that people speak such nice words and compliments to me about my personality. I have always responded with a huge heartfelt “Thank you” to the amazing tumblrites who’ve sent a kind word… I want to express to you guys exactly how touching your words are for me to hear. Because you guys have touched me in a really profound way and I can’t thank you enough.

I have never been the popular person or the individual whose thoughts others want to hear. In class, I was “the calculator” or “the dictionary”… but I was so rarely ever regarded as “the friend.” People sometimes talked to me in class for help in understanding academic concepts… but even then, I remember times where people admitted they were nervous talking to me about even things like academics. The point is, I was considered “the person-like thing who did school” and not “the human who had the potential to be a friend.” People knew me for my grades so much that they often failed to perceive me as being a being with feeling, emotion, and the desire for social inclusion.

This means I’m not used to people actually coming up and actively asking for my perspective. Asking for me. I’m not used to people being invested in what I have to say outside of something impersonal and required like schoolwork. I’m especially not used to getting compliments like, “You’re nice.” Truth is, before I got on tumblr and started this blog, those were words I almost never heard. I mean, in the junior high and high school I heard “You’re smart” as a compliment so many times it actually started to feel like a punch in the face because it continued to dehumanize me from social circles. I’ve learned how to gracefully accept that and any compliment I hear, but it doesn’t erase this fact: in the large social scale of things, I’m not used to being complimented as a person.

I don’t tend to wear my heart on my sleeve and make it obvious how I’m feeling. I don’t act incredibly awkward in social situations, I don’t fret about social situations, I’ve almost never been insecure about myself and my positive traits (my whole life I’ve fought an ongoing battle of trying not to be cocky or conceited *sigh* really bad trait of mine), and I know how to handle compliments when I get them. Years ago I also ceased caring how people thought of me; things I actually heard spoken irl like “Who would want to talk to Haddock? lol, no one,” hurt me in the junior high, but by now, I’m insensitive to those sorts of things.

But even then… it doesn’t mean I’m unaffected by hearing your guys’ kindness. The truth is… I am staggered by the words I’ve received from people here on tumblr in the HTTYD community. Each time someone tells me something simple like, “You’re a nice person,” I feel myself choke up a little. I’m still not used to hearing that adjective applied to me.

YOU are the amazing people for stopping into someone’s ask box and asking for an analysis. YOU are the amazing, kindhearted people for sending kind words my way. I’m sorry that this was an autobiographical ramble that sounds focused on me. I don’t want to make this about me. What I want to do is thank YOU. YOU for making such a positive emotional impact.

All right, tumblr, I finally did what you wanted and started watching Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. Having finished Season 1 last night at 3 AM against my better judgement, I’m now in love completely. I’m also total Phryne/Jack trash. Like, seriously. (Is there a ship name, or…?)

But someone please tell me why Season 3 is only 8 episodes?! And it looks like it aired this year? Is it on break? Is it in trouble?! IS THERE GOING TO BE MORE?!?!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.

(Don’t spoil anything thoough ‘cause I still have more to watch!)