Riverdale Photo Crackcap Preview 114 - Gotta Walk Vegas!!
Since y’all are so sulky, I’m gonna cheer you up. Pics taken from @bugheader hope that’s cool!
Wait…in the comics I heard (cause I no read) Jughead’s the zombie…..oh well, yeah, I am already pretty wooden and vacuous, so fine….”brainssss….must have brains…”
It’s so funny that you’re dad’s in a coma!! Also, tell me more about how you think that gross Poor came and shot him? Do you think he’s working for my dad, now too? Can we have chemistry-free sex again later?
Of course, Vermin, every time I sell my soul, it’s inevitably for your blowjobs….tell me more about you Mont Blanc pen, please? Cause I don’t actually know or care what that is, but I can pretend you’re Betty while you prattle.
You are my man, Archiekins!!! Oh those sweet, sweet words that relegate me to sloppy seconds!!! Be still my shallow heart!
Yes, let’s enjoy this view and our tender moment, before Vegas starts trying to, literally, eat you pants…..cause blood = yummy!! I’ve been taking Vampire lessons from Shadryl. It’s why I didn’t want her dead. Or undead…
Yepppp…..just an amazing daaayyyy….if I pretend to be Betty/care about Curious George can I whine about my dad, the big ol’ drug lord??? Or my new sleeveless in winter outfit? I mean, you know I’m like sorta sorry about your dad, right? Even if my mom arranged it? And I know the Poors are innocent?
No, Vermin, a man must draw the line somewhere…..we will NOT discuss your pearls…plus, Vegas just chewed my leg off..And I’m chilly, cause the blood isn’t dry yet and is freezing over. Time to go to Pop’s for shakes and o’rings!!!