i prescribed her a thesaurus

TSK: Full-moon shifts are crappy.
  • Cranquis: So what are your symptoms?
  • 50-something patient with fibromyalgia and anxiety: I feel crappy.
  • Cranquis: Can you define what you mean?
  • Patient: You know, shitty.
  • Cranquis: No, I mean... what symptoms are making you feel bad?
  • Patient: I just feel icky all over. And kinda lousy.
  • Patient's Husband: ~YOU KNOW, DOC, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE FEELING CRAPPY!~