i prefer rum

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CS AU (Merlin Crossover): Tired of how Captain Jones keeps running hot and cold, Princess Emma now refuses to speak to him. So he swallows his pride and seeks out Sir Gwaine. His plan? To find out the entirety of Gwaine’s history with Emma call a truce and seek advice on what to do since, as much as Killian hates it, Gwaine has known the Princess longer.

—I prefer rum to mead, meself.
—So predictable, you sailors.
Ex-sailor.
—You’re about to be an ex-
somethin’ with Emma too if you don’t get your head out your arse.
—Don’t think I still won’t run you through, mate.