i prefer a lot of semen

anonymous asked:

what does the pineapple post mean

ANON YOU’RE SO PURE.

There’s been some information circling around about how different diets can affect the taste of semen in men (ex: dairy+red meat= salty, alcohol+smoking= bitter etc.), and supposedly, acidic fruit such as pineapple (most known example) can cause to sweeten the taste. 

A lot of girls prefer sweet things, which is why they usually get their boyfriends to uh…. eat a lot of pineapple, so they can get a good experience when performing oral sex… 

So all those pineapple jokes in relation to couples leads to that  (;゚∀゚)