i poop too much


It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’ve got nothing, got nothing, got nothing, got nothing to fear
I’m here, I’m here, I’m here


KLANCE WEEK!! Day 2-Love/Hate

they got into a fight but lance knows how to make up for it

edit: lmao i forgot to color keith’s elbow

A fruit frenzy


I tried posting this yesterday but tumblr was bein a lil bitch so. I have given this some thought, and I can’t be the only one??? What about the real, the icky stuff of the inquisition?? Like

• the inquisitor walking funny because she has a damp cloth full of satans tears in her breeches. I mean. It just won’t stay put.

• someone stopping the whole travellers party because they ate a suspicious sausage and the time to poop is Now

• Hair??? Its always bouncy and shiny where as I can’t lay down on my couch for one god damn minute without it looking like I stuck a fork into the electrical socket

• WHAT. IS UP. with the smut that goes “oo bby u just got home from battle and non stop travel imma eat you out like a buffé, schlurp”

• Also sweaty penipses. Dick cheese. (Alistair approves)

• I would like to hear some accidental battle-poots, Bioware. Everyone farts. And it would be funny, because that is who I am as a person.
Iron Bull putting a bit too much force into his swing and prrrrrf.
I’d die laughing

•Solas drinks his tea to help his constipation.
(Now we know why he is so grumpy)

sylvalen  asked:

Hello there! If you are still doing the character pose requests, could I ask for Crowley in A2 and/or Ferid in C2. I love your art style, especially your Ferid, ah so pretty~ but I'm also curious to see you draw Crowley in your style!

And here we have a vampire trying to woo his mate with the classic “how you doin’?” 
Its effectiveness is…debatable

ok Blind!Adrien AU is literally my fave AU now bc think about all the touching these two will do just to express themselves to each other!!! To get the other’s attention!!

thank you @qookyquiche @girlwithribbon @laundromatic for this!! This gives me so much life thank you!!!!

edit: i fixed the anatomy lord have mercy on me

Tagged by @rebellingstagnationblog . Thanks babe! (also, freaking love your fics omg)

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I love meeting new people

People tell me I’m funny

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me

I enjoy physical challenges

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I’m playfully rude to people I know well

I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it

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I can play an instrument

I can sing well

I can do 30 push-ups without stopping

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I can draw well

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I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

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I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the last year


Once again, Jung Joonyoung lives up to his reputation and spends the whole night out lol~

His Instagram updates will have us know that he ate squid sashimi at 2AM and was thinking about beer at 5AM while enjoying a smoke….

Jung Seokwon, the bassist from his band ‘Drug Restaurant’, was nice enough to inquire about his bowel mouvement hahaha