I tried posting this yesterday but tumblr was bein a lil bitch so. I have given this some thought, and I can’t be the only one??? What about the real, the icky stuff of the inquisition?? Like
• the inquisitor walking funny because she has a damp cloth full of satans tears in her breeches. I mean. It just won’t stay put.
• someone stopping the whole travellers party because they ate a suspicious sausage and the time to poop is Now
• Hair??? Its always bouncy and shiny where as I can’t lay down on my couch for one god damn minute without it looking like I stuck a fork into the electrical socket
• WHAT. IS UP. with the smut that goes “oo bby u just got home from battle and non stop travel imma eat you out like a buffé, schlurp”
HAVE YOU EVER HAD PICKLED HERRING
• Also sweaty penipses. Dick cheese. (Alistair approves)
• I would like to hear some accidental battle-poots, Bioware. Everyone farts. And it would be funny, because that is who I am as a person.
Iron Bull putting a bit too much force into his swing and prrrrrf.
I’d die laughing
•Solas drinks his tea to help his constipation.
(Now we know why he is so grumpy)
Hello there! If you are still doing the character pose requests, could I ask for Crowley in A2 and/or Ferid in C2. I love your art style, especially your Ferid, ah so pretty~ but I'm also curious to see you draw Crowley in your style!
And here we have a vampire trying to woo his mate with the classic “how you doin’?” Its effectiveness is…debatable