i own a lot of yellow clothing

ARE YOU MY DAD

okay i’ve delayed this for long enough

IM SERIOUSLY SCARED FOR ONION’S HEALTH

i mean, i know sadie is in danger as well. and onion isn’t exactly my favorite character.

BUT COME ON

THAT FACE

I WOULD BE SCARED TOO

with that why don’t i give my analysis of the promo?

Originally posted by sociallyawkwardphangirl

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

DON’T GIVE ME THAT CUTESY STEVEN AND CONNIE STUFF (actually please do i enjoy it quite a lot,) I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE

First of all, I think it should be worth noting that they give us that vital flashback to the Zoo arc. It further establishes what is likely to happen in this bomb. It causes you to remember that one Yellow Diamond line. You know the one.

“Then there’s still time.”

I will admit, it’s odd how this hasn’t been addressed earlier, but I’m willing to let that slide for now. You can look at all though SU critic blogs if you want to hear commentary on season four, and pacing, and whatnot.

CN YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME

I’m calling it right now. This is going to be the vehicle of transportation for the two new gems being introduced, the Homeworld gems. Why else would they show this ride? Sure, it could be to set the mood, but of course, I want to see something more.

It’s obvious what’s happening here. Sadie goes missing, blah blah blah. Can we just talk about the way the promo presents this scene in general? Honestly, it’s masterfully chilling, with Sadie walking into the darkness, and Steven narrating, confused, “Sadie never came home last night?”

I also think the soundtrack at this part really amplifies the mood as well, SERIOUSLY I CAN’T PRAISE THIS SHOW’S SOUNDTRACK ENOUGH I SHOULD MKE ANOTHER POST DEDICATED PURELY TO SOUNDTRACK APPRECIATION

but anyways.

Ah yes. The only time we see Garnet in this entire promo. I find this rather intriguing, as it could mean multiple things. One, the most likely, they didn’t want to put in as many Garnet shots. But what’s the fun in that?

There’s also a possibility that another The Return will be pulled, and Ruby and Sapphire will be poofed. Also interesting, especially when you consider the possible parallels that could be produced to the hand ship’s arrival. This could be something that motivates Steven to give himself up to the diamonds, (which I’ll get to in a sec.) 

After all, is it really realistic steven will do it out of the kindness of his heart?

okay maybe it sort of is it’s steven after all, BUT I WANT TO SPICE THINGS UP

I’m willing to bet that this has something to do with the two new gems. (I’m not going to say their names for spoiler’s sake.) After all, Connie is totally panicked, and even Steven looks pretty distressed. If this was just some normal corrupted gem, I can make a safe bet they would be slightly calmer. Not entirely calm, but much less panicked than they are now. You dig?

There is a lot of speculation on who Steven is trying to call. I’m willing to conclude that it’s Greg, not Sadie, for one reason. The promo says “Sadie never came home last night?” Why would he wait until the next evening to try and contact her?

On that note, PLEASE DON’T LET GREG TO BE TAKEN AGAIN, I DON’T THINK MY HEART COULD STAND IT

Then we see an Onion missing poster. Obvious enough meaning, so I didn’t screenshot it.

A lot of people say Pearl is crying because of what Steven is about to do/ what Steven just did. I mostly agree with them on that, it makes the most logical sense.

I’d like to propose another teory. A much likely one, but, god, I would die of both happiness and despair if it became true.

Mystery Girl, as mentioned multiple times in Last One Out Of Beach City, looking startlingly like a Rose Quartz. All of the Rose Quartzes are either shattered or bubbled in the room we see Blue Diamond in, in That Will Be All, (at least, that’s what can be inferred.)

Imagine the diamonds find a human who looks so much like a Rose Quartz, it’s uncanny? They’re going to want to take that human and investigate.

Just a really far fetched guess, but all the same, if it came true, I would collapse.

Exactly Steven.

Same color palette as the scene with Pearl in the water and Steven on hisphone, but notice that Pearl’s hair isn’t wet. I’m sure that gem clothing and hair doesn’t dry magically in the span of afew seconds, so this leads me to believe that the scene with Pearl in the water takes place after Steven beams himself up. (a la BEAM ME UP SCOTTY)

sorry.

Okay, so there’s a lot going on here. First of all, note that this light is yellow. This will be important later.

Second, notice how not only is Steven leaving of his own free will, he’’s giving the thumbs up. It’s obvious that he isn’t being taken, and if I had to guess, this could be some deal arranged with the two new gems? (not saying their names for spoilers sake.)

This is all speculation, after all.

Honestly, I think Steven should be grateful he wasn’t just knocked out and whisked away into space.

OKAY SO BACK TO THIS SCENE

Notice how the entire scene seems to be basked in, you guessed it, yellow light.

Okay, one could argue that this is simply daytime, hence the lighting. However, why would the two gems take Onion away in broad daylight? It’s kidnapper 101, especially considering this area seems wide open.

No, it makes more sense that the light we’re seeing is coming from the ship Steven is entering, which could also be the ride seen earlier in the promo. There are quite a lot of connections to be made, aren’t there?

“She wouldn’t have wanted this. But I do.”

Steven is turning himself in. End of discussion.

NOW WE GET TO THE INTERESTING PART

ARE YOU MY DAD

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE BUT DOESN’T THE VOICE SOUND LIKE PEPPA PIG?

anyways

I really believe, like many people, that this is one of the gems that has come to find Steven. (once again, no names.) Confused, they might try to find Steven’s dad by saying my dad, instead of, you know, Greg. Because that’s the only way they know him, my dad.

Of course, I will die of laughter if this turns out to be Onion’s voice. No wonder he hasn’t talked. Whatever the case, I simply can’t wait until MAY FREAKING THE 8TH

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anonymous asked:

I can just imagine Snape, trying to feed his daughter but getting more food on himself then in her mouth. 😂😂😂

Severus is so furious about how terrible the baby food is that his wife ends up walking in on him in the middle of making his own purees from scratch, his face and clothing covered in spatters of green and yellow.  Finally he spoons his own homemade applesauce into his daughter’s mouth and she accepts it with a gummy grin and clumsily clapping hands.  Severus smiles back, clearly proud of his daughter’s discerning taste, and throws the lot of store bought baby food in the trash.

OKAY BUT LIKE WHITE DIAMOND IS TOTALLY A FUSION?????? OF PINK BLUE AND YELLOW DIAMOND???? SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW BLUE AND YELLOW HAVE THEIR OWN PEARL. AND EACH PEARL IS MADE FOR HER DIAMOND RIGHT. BLUE AND YELLPW PEARL LOOK A LOT LIKE THEIR DIAMOND. AND PEARL IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE DIAMONDS PEARL. BUT WOULDNT IT MAKE SENSE THAT SHE WOULD BE WEARING ALL WHITE THEN? NOT A MIX OF BLUE YELLOW AND PINK CLOTHES? THUS WHITE PEARL IS A FUSION OF BLUE PINK AND YELLOW DIAMOND. THATS WHY WE HAVENT SEEN HER YET.

Hi my name is Handsome Jack and I have the most handsome face in the universe (that’s how I got my name) and my hair is chocolate brown with hot grey streaks and shaped like a fluffy ice cream cone and heterochromatic eyes (I’m really smart and know a lot of words!!) that are wild forest green and echo device blue and a lot of people tell me I look like Wolverine (AN: but hotter). I’m not related to my body double but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight (unlike me) and white. I have pale white skin because I’m a white boy. I’m also a wizard and I teach children how to murder at a magic school called Hogwarts in England (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (because it’s cool) and I wear whatever the hell I want. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there because I’m filthy rich. For example today I was wearing a leather waistcoat with a white tailed dress shirt and my favorite grey jacket a yellow sweater two pairs of jeans and pink fishnets to surprise my girlfriend. I was wearing a mask of my own face over my face because I’m mysterious and edgy. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of wanna be vault hunters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them and shot at them because I have 8 guns on me at all times.

anonymous asked:

Could you give me any suggestions for good online cheap clothes?I dont have a lot of money but i really want nice clothes lol. I know you're big into fashion so i was thinking maybe you could help me :)

Hey, of course :) I’m really big into fashion so i’ve picked some styles out for you from THIS WEBSITE. its cheap, it has an amazing display of clothing and even better - free postage :) 

Aries: t-shirt & shorts & leather shoes

Taurus: t-shirt & laceups & leggings

Cancer: pug life sweater &  white denim shorts & converse (so cheap!!)

Leo: grey drop shoulder dress & leather ankle boots ( i own these, they are amazing and SOOO affordble) & yellow leather strap bag

Virgo: blue off the shoulder romper & grey leather boots & coffee backpack

Gemini: khaki crop sweater & dark pink skirt & brown flats

Libra: grey skull print short sleeve & light boiled denim shorts & faux leather ankle flats

Capricorn: a line skirt & flower print off the shoulder blouse & oxford boots 

Aquarius: lace up bodysuit & denim belted shorts & tassel grey bag

Pisces: white sleeve dress & black PU boots & gold leaf head crown

Scorpio: white cactus tshirt & blue ripped jeans & black suede sneakers

Sagittarius: white striped dress & crescent patch bagpack & lasercut pointed flats

the item in bold are items I have/ items I adore

I’ve bought from this site a million times, so it is legit! if you want pics let me know :) i’d gladly help. Most items i’ve picked out are under $10 and you get free shipping/50% off  on most items xoxo

Hi my name is Jyushi Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with yellow streaks and yellow tips that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black hoodie with a yellow symbol, black pants with yellow chains, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

innytoes  asked:

That Bucky Doll is slightly horrifying and I want you to have it. Also, if I'm on time for prompts, can I get some post Winter Soldier Bucky being a fashion disaster?

It’s super hilarious, isn’t it? I hope the shades come off. I’m gonna braid his hair. :D 

Title: Dress To Impress
Rating: G
Summary: Natasha can’t leave the boys alone for a minute. 

When Natasha showed up at Sam’s one afternoon, six months after leaving to…well, to find herself, Steve supposed…she looked at the three of them and shook her head, sighing.

“I suppose I should be glad you’re all alive,” she said, crossing her arms. “Disgraceful, but alive.”

“What’s wrong with us?” Steve asked. 

“Dude, don’t ever ask her that,” Sam told him.

“Why?” Steve asked, brows knitting.

“She knows things,” Sam said ominously. 

“You,” she said to Steve, “literally own nothing but khakis, do you?”

“I own a suit,” Steve replied, baffled.

“You – ”

“I know exactly how I look,” Sam told her. “I like my workout clothes loud. Cars see me coming." 

"They might hit you anyway when they start laughing,” she said, pointing at the yellow and pink polka-dotted shirt he was wearing. “And I don’t even know where to start with you,” she added to Bucky, who was sitting quietly, blank-faced, and who was, Steve had to admit, something of a disaster. 

Clothes didn’t really seem that important, of course; Buck was going through a lot, and if he felt safe wearing tattered t-shirts stolen from Sam’s closet with hideous sweatpants that Steve didn’t even know the provenance of, Steve wasn’t going to bug him about it. But he also knew that lime green wasn’t really Bucky’s color. Especially not with a bright orange belt, or a deep blue dress shirt over it. And a pair of suspiciously “might have been white before they were washed with a red shirt” pink jeans. 

“How many layers are you wearing?” Natasha asked him.

“Didn’t I shoot you once?” Bucky asked in reply.

“Twice, counting the thing on the bridge,” she replied.

“Sorry.”

“Don’t be, you’re about to pay me back,” she said. “Stand up.”

Bucky glanced at Steve, then stood. 

“Go put your shoes on,” she said. “I can’t do anything about Steve and Sam except take you away from their influence, but you, I can fix.”

“What’s she talking about?” Bucky asked Steve.

“Don’t look at me, pal, I’d just do what she says,” Steve replied. 

“In the room, fellas,” Natasha reminded them. “I have access to Maria Hill’s Stark Industries expense account and a working knowledge of every good clothing store in Manhattan. You are going to let me dress you.”

“In what?" 

"You’ll see.”

Bucky crossed his arms. “What if I say no?”

“Don’t – ” Sam started, but Natasha just glared. Bucky blinked and dropped his arms.

“Wear clean underwear!” she called, as he retreated to the guest bedroom to put on his shoes. 

“I like khakis,” Steve announced to nobody in particular. 

“I promise to buy him a pair,” Natasha replied. “You two entertain yourselves and don’t wait up. This could take some time." 

Pretty Little Liars and William Blake

I’m reading a book at the moment called ‘Red Dragon’ by Thomas Harris. It’s the prequel to ‘The Silence of the Lambs.’ The book is about a serial killer who was inspired by a William Blake painting called ‘The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in Sun.’

As you can see, the painting shows a blonde woman laying down hopelessly next to the dragon, whilst also praying to him. In the book, the killer thinks he IS the dragon, and makes it his mission to kill families with 3 children due to his unpleasant past with his own.

William Blake is referenced in Pretty Little Liars; ‘Songs of Innocence’ and “Songs of Experience” are episode titles named after Blake’s poetry works. ‘Silence of the Lambs’ is also referenced in the episode title ‘The Silence of E. Lamb.’ Furthermore, one poem in ‘Songs of Innocence’ is actually called ‘The Lamb.’ Another unexplainable reference to Eddie.

There seem to be many connections between William Blake, his painting and PLL, including Charles Dilaurentis. As mentioned previously, the killer in the book (inspired by Blake’s painting) kills families as a result of his past, much like how Charles is taunting the liars and his own family due to his past. Maybe the painting inspired Charles’ story; he blames Ali (blonde woman) for his fate and makes it his aim to get revenge, much like the “dragon” in the novel. We know Charles wanted Ali to be his doll; he wanted to own her like the dragon owns the woman in the painting. Also, “woman clothed in sun”; the sun is yellow and Ali wore the yellow shirt and had the yellow dress as a child.

This isn’t a theory, I just noticed a lot of interesting similarities as I was reading. There are a lot of connections between PLL and literature, film, art etc., and I definitely think this is one of them!

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I’m sorry again jeancrocker but once again I’d like to claim anonymous status because the waters are still fresh with those searching for more people to ‘drag.’ Also I apologize for the long post but man did they get me peeved.

For those of you complaining about the ‘totes yellow-face’ on my eariler Pearl and Dewey /Down with Hate\ doodle did it EVER occur to your petty little minds that not everyone can afford those Prisma or Copica markers or did you just assume that everyone on this site has the means to buy marker sets that can cost anywhere between $60-150 US dollars or $6-8 US dollars a pop just to make an accurate FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

Unlike *some* people I have to physically leave the comforts of my small apartment to afford to make a living and my flowchart of where my money goes is as follows:
Rent, bills, college classes, gas, birth control, school supplies, my medications, food, and if I have ANYTHING left I might get clothes/movie tickets to take out my younger brothers or frivolous things like art supplies.

Do you see where I might not be too invested in spending all that time and money for the sake of accuracy?
Shoot, I see a lot of oddly colored gems, disproportionate gems, race bending and shaped changed gems flying around the internet all the time with little to no hate.

With that in mind I decided that the lightest shade of yellow I own in my hand-me-down box of mix-matched markers would be the best fit for Pearl that would add color to page without leaving it white but operated under the fact that Pearls (the actual mineral/gemstone) come in various shades, sizes and colors ranging from white, pink, yellow, black, and blue in nature.

I thought considering that there are so many Pearl supporters, the gemsonas and fans of the series that some of you guys would bave at least have kindle *some* interest in geology or gems would get that.

Apparently I was being too generous which brings me to my next point-why Dewey is wuth Pearl in my /Down with Hate\ doodle.

Mayor Dewey is represents both the Allys and LGBT+ strive to do, LOVE EVERYONE.

If you’re an actual fan of Steven Universe you know which episode I’m talking about and before you anti-Pewey shippers completely go off on your “Mayor Dewey is such a fuckboi lamo and harasses Pearl like the thirsty gross man that he is UwU #sorry its cannon” if you can read a 20k craptastic love triangle story between Pearl/Jasper/Garnet then you can at least make it to the end of the post.

Let’s consider Mayor Dewey’s position: he has historical documentation that these humanoid looking female presenting creatures have been here long before his ancestors made Beach City their home.

These “females” have shown plenty of evidence that they are stronger than the average Joe, they seem to cause 99.5% of all the werid things that happen in Beach City [Ronaldo and Steven spilt the remaining .5% because while its inherently linked to the Crystal Gems’ business both are human and cause plenty of odd happenings on their own], shape shift, and turn into massive monster like creatures at will.

They cause property damage out the whazoo and make tourism a nightmare with the stuff that goes on and I’m pretty sure some lawsuits were filed for all those injuries caused by some of their on site battles.
I mean, can you imagine how the Crystal Gems screw up the town’s budget?
How in the hell is Dewey supposed to explain that to the state without them sending the Feds down his back?

If this were anyone else you’d assume that as the guy in charge you’d have a close vigil on them.

Be suspicious,  have them tailed, ACCUSE THEM of everything thing that goes wrong in the city, paint them as devils and drive them out but Dewey doesn’t do that does he?

No.

He accepts the gems as he would any citizen in his town.
He treats them with respect.
He doesn’t accuse them of anything  (when really he should because its usually Gem related.)
He doesn’t do anything purposely or knowingly to upset them and doesn’t exclude them.

He actively asks for their help when he’s out of his depth ( anyone recall Poltical Power?) and when they can’t be tries to help even if it seems a bit silly like trying refill the ocean with a garden hose.

Yes, Mayor Dewey has a crush on Pearl but is NEVER the constant gross stalker, he never goes out of his way to harass [yelling rude things, unwelcomed touching, stalking, purposely inventing new ways to force them to interact, taking unsolicitated pictures, sending unsolicitated gifts, calls, notes, or disrespects her boundaries] of Pearl.
All that noise about him being some creepy dudebro is crap much like any anti-shippers’ attitude.

Mayor Dewey loves EVERYONE from Onion to Lars, to Steven to the Gems- Dewey cares for them all without prejudice and TRIES his best to help them or meet them halfway.
He isn’t prefect but he TRIES which is more than what we can say for most of us on the Internet.

I’m even willing to bet that if the Home World does send Yellow Diamond down to apprehend the Gems that Dewey will rally the town to come help.

Mayor Dewey is something everyone on both sides of the battlefield needs to emulate.

Then there’s Pearl.
Oh sweet Pearl; its funny how nearly everyone on Tumblr hated your guts until it was shown you had feelings for Rose suddenly turning you into everyone’s favorite gay bird mom.

Pearl is next to Dewey because she shows us what it means to grow as a person and learn.

She’s exactly what both sides of the spectrum need to do in order to achieve peace and mutual respect.

Pearl started out as most of us do; we log on thinking we know what’s what.
We operate under this facade that we know what’s best or who is false when really we weren’t made for that.

We are beings that act like dummies in a line, we look the same, we sound the same, are told to think the same-anything that contests the popular thought is /wrong\ and MUST BE ELIMINATED or attacked.

Think I’m wrong?
Look at all the hate that’s sent when someone goes against the popular opinion.

But its when we grow and start to learn that not everything is black and white, that we start becoming like Pearl.
See things from the other side of the argument and what effects our actions will have on our loved ones.

Things like “ALL X ARE EVIL, UNQUESTIONABLY THE CAUSE OF ALL THINGS BAD IN THE WORLD AND SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR Y AND Z” can and WILL effect your loved ones related or otherwise, current and future ties as well.

Remember she was more than a dick to Greg at their first tete la’ tete but now Pearl is generally on good terms with Mr. Universe.
Recall how Pearl had an unhealthy perception of self-worth?
Through love and understanding on Steven and Connie’s part Pearl has learned to not only to be kind to others (humans) but to herself.
She respects herself more and the limitations of others (like Steven’s needs or wants.)
She’s no longer some stuck up Gem that operates under the assumption that 'Gem is better than human’ but welcomes new ideas and silliness.

Pearl is constantly going through character development with how she is formed as a member of the Crystal Gems and never stops improving which is something EVERYONE needs to do.

Pearl wasn’t built to be smart, strong, or cunning-she was created to be a status symbol that just existed to be pretty before she was gifted to Rose.
But now, now Pearl has evolved well beyond her means to be a gem that everyone on earth can be proud of.

Pearl is someone that everyone needs to emulate, hence her stance next to Mayor Dewey.

These two are definitely down with hate of all kinds transcending race, gender, sexuality or ideals.
So remember that it’s DOWN WITH HATE AND UP WITH LOVE with Mayor Dewey who loves everyone and Pearl who learns to love and grow with everyone!