i owed you

threewhiskeylunch  asked:

16 if you're still taking requests for the micro story. Please and thanks.

Smut-fest continues? This one is almost double length because my resolve for conciseness is diminishing. I hope you like it!


In dreams, there was no waiting and no ‘bad time’, no protocol and no rank.

Kaidan could take Shepard by the back on the head in the airlock and ravish him with a kiss before the doors had even closed.

Could bend Shepard over the table in the war room in full sight of the crew and dare the display to claim Shepard’s attention better than Kaidan’s tongue.

No past or future in dreams. No mistakes.

Shepard begging “Fuck me!” against Kaidan’s lips on Horizon.

Shepard trembling in Kaidan’s mouth on Mars.

John tangled in the vines on Illos, taken every inch.

Sex would cover it up. Or the body would say what words couldn’t, those times. In dreams.

He would wake, hard, spooned against Shepard’s back in the loft. Or he would wake biting his lip in a sleeping pod on the SR-1. Or in the hospital. The same dreams, but always a different place to wake up.

He would stay, long as he could… until the real man woke him.

Lance is like… the unexpected ride or die friend. He’s the guy you call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night but only after you’ve already tried ten other people. And when he picks up you don’t really have high hopes because you two aren’t really that close, but apparently he didn’t get the memo because he’s immediately like “oh shit yeah sure gimme a sec to get some clothes on and get in my car and also do you want coffee or anything? because I think I’m gonna stop and get some so I don’t crash my car on the way lol. no? you sure? okay hang tight for a few mins be right there”

I need somebody to take the raptors in the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park and replace it with Tracer + Genji (as the raptors) and Mercy + Zenyatta (as the kids) because honestly that scene is a perfect representation of what it’s like trying to play support while being flanked

hey overwatch authors... PSA

super quick clarification because I see it SO much and it’s just a tiny pet peeve of mine. .

>>>>     Prosthetic is an adjective.

it’s kinda obscure I get that,,, but prosthetic is an adjective. it’s used with a noun. Not alone.

So like this:

  • he has a prosthetic arm
  • she took off her prosthetic legs


  • he has a prosthetic.
  • she took off her prosthetics.

If you want to use it like that then use the noun form. Prosthesis” with the plural “prostheses”

So like this:

  • he has a prosthesis
  • she took off her prostheses


Prosthetic is an adjective. Do not use it alone.

Prosthesis/Prostheses is a noun. You can use it alone.

*breathes heavily* sorry if this came off as really aggressive I don’t mean it that way. it’s just something that annoys me as a person who loves grammar and syntax. I feel like it’s not commonly known so don’t feel bad at all but this is a psa!!

carry on with your marvelous writing!