i only made this because percy is singing

Nico Headcanons!

((Hello my lovelies! Before I head into work today I decided to share some of my Headcanons for my sweet baby child and Lord of Darkness, Nico di Angelo!))

• He made a swear jar for Will and all his friends because gosh darn it, they all have really bad potty mouths.

• he only charges 25 cents for said swear jar, sometimes people pay him in advance.

• Him and his friends use the funds for “fun times”, such as the zoo, Disneyland, Sea World, and things like that. (Except they are all now banned from Sea World- thanks to Percy.)

• He is a hella good artist, like hot damn.

• he can also sing, if it’s modern songs his singing is pretty average, older songs he’s like really good, like he could probably be the lead singer in a band if he wanted to, but the one thing he’s really good at singing, like scarily good, he for-realsies made the entire Apollo cabin cry, is fucking opera. Boy can he sing italian opera.

• He’s actually really good with children, and at first they are all scared to death of him but they quickly warm up to him. He’ll be walking through camp with his trademark resting bitch face and like a small army of children are following him. He has secretly been referred to as Mother Goose or Mama Duck.

• He can dance, but only the Waltz, Charleston, Swing, and Tango. Anything remotely modern has him blushing fuming and confused.

• One time he found a little Ares girl crying because some Aphrodite and Demeter campers said she couldn’t dance, and teased her that it was because all she was good for was fighting. So what does our Prince of the underworld do? He fucking teaches her how to swing. And the two show up those bitches at the next dance.

• he really likes books and such but due to his dyslexia he can’t read them very well, so his dad sent him an old cassette radio and he buys audio books.

• When he gets colds, they are pretty bad, but only because everytime he sneezes he accidentally creatures a fissure in the ground or summons a zombie or two…or ten.

• he makes bomb ass blanket forts.

• everyone expects him to like his coffee black but that dude has like the biggest sweet tooth and would totes order a cotton candy frappacino from Starbucks.

• He begins to play Mythomagic again, and even starts to collect the figurines and everything. (He even collects the rare decks)

• He’s not as good as anyone in the Apollo cabin but he can play Violin pretty well.

• Clarisse bought his a devil onesie as a joke for Christmas but he wears it like all the time. He even bought a mini stuffed pitch fork to match.

• The girls have dressed him up like a girl before and he got hit on by many a male, much to Will’s agitation.

• He is fluent in Italian (of course), Greek, and Latin.

• Every Sunday is, Catch the Oldies up on Pop culture day, Hazel and him are still not amused at that name.

• One Halloween Will dressed like a pirate and Nico certainly did not pop a boner in front of everyone.

• In turn Nico has dressed like a pirate and Will definitely did not pop a boner and swoon.

• His friends did actually buy him a choker with a bell on it and have him wear it whenever they take him out of camp anywhere.

• He is really flexible, like wow. (Go Will)

• During a sparring match between him and Sherman, he just dropped into the splits to avoid an attack and everyone was all. D8 while Will was like 8D.

(( This was part 1! There will be a part 2 coming soon!!))