So today due to unavoidable circumstance I ended up having to work a double despite feeling crappy. So I decided to spend whatever I made in my extra shift on myself after work to make myself feel better.
I went to walmart, loaded my goods up in my arms and went to checkout.
Only… self checkout was closed for some reason, so I had to go to a real live cashier and pay for these…
(not pictured: also got a huge boxed wine)
Needless to say, I never made eye contact with the dude ringing up my stuff.