i only drink beverages that fizz

the “sprite IS lemonade” post is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever read in my entire life and it only gets more disgusting as more australians continue to post horrible shit on it like “american lemonade is just a hipster drink here”

you goddamn

crocodile fuckin

sunburned descendants of criminals 

lemonade is lemon juice, sugar, and water

its not fucking sprite

you know what is sprite? 

FUCKING SPRITE

its a BRAND NAME

A LEMON LIME FUCKIN BEVERAGE WITH FIZZ IN IT 

it ain’t lemonade. it ain’t even close to lemonade. you goddamn animals. you pieces of shit. 

you’re worse than the people here in america that call all brands of soda “coke”

like i can tolerate people calling soda “cola” or “pop” but “coke” as an all-encompassing term for fizzy drinks is just wrong

and you know what else is wrong?

calling fucking sprite lemonade 

ingrates

disgraces

i’m embarrassed to share the same planet as you