i only date bad boys

breaking in, making out | jjk

summary: being locked out of your apartment in the middle of the night covered in paint sounds pretty dang terrible, but at least jeon jungkook is always there to save the day.
{boyfriend!au}
pairing: jungkook x reader
word count: 1k
genre: fluff and some crack, just because
warnings: none
a/n: i’m trapped writing a super long taehyung fic and was feeling memey. here u go.

There were a variety of ways you imagined this night going poorly, but none of them quite match being locked outside of your apartment at three in the morning, covered in still-wet paint from head to toe and smearing pink all over your unyielding doorknob. If you had a roommate, then they’d hear your relentless wriggling of the door and let you in, but you don’t, because your roommate is out for the week visiting family and you are doomed.

So, you do the only thing you can do, which is call up your trusty best-friend-turned-boyfriend Jeon Jungkook. Not for moral support or anything—you hardly need moral support in a dire time like this—but for help. No, Jungkook does not have a spare key with him like most boyfriends tend to have—if you gave him a spare key, he would eat you out of house and home and probably break your television in the process—but he has picked locks before and he’s pretty damn good at it. This is a fact you mostly wish that you didn’t know, but hey, at least it comes in handy in times like these.

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nalufever  asked:

Nalu ~ "I cannot wear this in public Natsu," Lucy blushed as she held a matching sweater.

In her hands was a sweater with the words ‘I only date Bad Boys’ and of course, to complement it, her pink haired friend was already wearing a sweater with the words ‘Bad Boy’ in the same font. 

“But Luucccyyyy!” The male teen whined.

“Don’t! People will get the wrong idea.” She added.

“Are you saying you wouldn’t date me?” Natsu inquired with a heartbroken look.

“I would!” She exclaimed in order to erase his painful expression. However heat quickly rose to her cheeks as she realized what she had confessed. When she looked in Natsu’s direction, he was already grinning arrogantly.

“Then wear it!”

“No! Get that away from me!”

At the end, Natsu tackled her and tickled her until she agreed to wear his gift. Lucy blushed the entire time they were out in public and it didn’t help that whenever someone teased them about being a bad boy themselves, Natsu’s reply was-

“Oi! She only wants me as her bad boy, ya bastard.”     

Of course, she wanted him as something else (*cough*- her boyfriend, her love- take your pick) but that confession can wait until the next time he brings up matching outfits.

Leave the first sentence of a fic [+ character(s) or pairing(s)] in my askbox and I will write [at least] the next five.

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I don’t know if someone already pointed this out, but PLEASE LOOK AT THIS!
In the picture on the left, we can see something written in a very hidden way:
“Bad little boy” with an indicator pointing at Natsu. Then, in the picture on the right, we can see, written in a very hidden way as well: “I only date bad boys” on Lucy’s shirt.
Dear Hiro-sensei, sorry but I found your plan out!

I just realized for the first time that Mashima drew both Lucy in the “I only date bad boys” shirt and Natsu in the “super bad boy” shirt.  IT’S SO STUPIDLY CANON MASHIMA WHAT IS SUBTLETY

How 1x15 Will Go Down
  • Iris: *flirty banter about being better at bowling than Barry*
  • Eddie: *tries to get Iris' attention again*
  • Iris: *implies (unintentionally?) that Barry took his girlfriend to Iris' favorite place in the world*
  • Iris: *smiles at Linda*
  • Linda: ...
  • Linda: *tries to get Barry's attention while Iris is gone*
  • Iris: *wipes food off of Barry's mouth*
  • Barry: *grins widely*
  • Eddie: ...
  • Linda: ...
  • Iris: *smiles*
  • Eddie: ...
  • Linda: ...
  • Eddie and Linda: I came out to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now

this is a david nolan appreciation post

God's Gift To Girls [ Demo ]
Mia ( me obv )
God's Gift To Girls [ Demo ]

God’s Gift To Girls

dedicated to all the “good guys"out there

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Sorry I have to break this to you, what your father said just isn’t true

there are more things to strive for in life for a girl than to end up being married to you

You’re a good guy, I know, not like the others at all,

oh so well mannered and nice, it’s actually a surprise

that you’re still on your own

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Why do girls only like mean guys, I am such a nice guy, but I’m stuck in the friendzone and I can’t get a date

Girls only like bad boys, I am such a good boy, I am so polite and I deserve to get laid

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Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, self declarded Prince Charming, try it, it won’t work

buy me all the drinks and tell me that I’m pretty,

the only thing you’ll get from me is just a little pity,

Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, I wouldn’t even if we were the last two people on earth,

I got a bigger cock than yours at home,

I guess you’ll leave like you came, desperate and alone

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You’d pick every cartoon over clubs, but sometimes you just wanna watch sluts,

they don’t know what they’re all missing out on by not goin’ back to your place to fuck

You’re just claiming your rights, cause you’re so lonely at night,

so if you open the doors, and crawl on your fours,

she might open her thighs

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Girls don’t seem to realize I’m a good choice, I hate all these fuckboys who treat girls like fucktoys, while I know where they belong,

who said that I objectify them, I just wanna teach them that they need a good man a man like me

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Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, self declarded Prince Charming, try it, it won’t work

buy me all the drinks and tell me that I’m pretty,

the only thing you’ll get from me is just a little pity,

Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, I wouldn’t even if we were the last two people on earth,

I got a bigger cock than yours at home,

I guess you’ll leave like you came, desperate and alone

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I don’t get it why does no girl want to be my girlfriend, I’m the perfect boyfriend and I’ve got the right to fuck

Everyday I’m seeing couples, stupid fucking couples, sluts and stupid assholes, I’m am not like that at all

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Girls don’t work like that, nobody does, you can’t put friendliness in, until sex comes out,

no matter what you do, it’s just your hand and you, and a bottle of lube, maybe two…

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Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, self declarded Prince Charming, try it, it won’t work

buy me all the drinks and tell me that I’m pretty,

the only thing you’ll get from me is just a little pity,

Oh, oh, God’s gift to girls, I wouldn’t even if we were the last two people on earth,

I got a bigger cock than yours at home,

I guess you’ll leave like you came, desperate and alone

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Oh you’ll leave like you came

and you’ll cum like you came

and you’ll cum like you always do; alone

x4

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