“Keepers of private notebooks are a different breed altogether, lonely and resistant rearrangers of things, anxious malcontents, children afflicted apparently at birth with some presentiment of loss…But our notebooks give us away, for however dutifully we record what we see around us, the common denominator of all we see is always, transparently, shamelessly, the implacable ‘I.’ We are not talking here about the kind of notebook that is patently for public consumption, a structural conceit for binding together a series of graceful pensées; we are talking about something private, about bits of the mind’s string too short to use, an indiscriminate and erratic assemblage with meaning only for its maker.”
by Joan Didion (1966), in Slouching Towards Bethlehem, 1969, London: Andre Deutch.
I neeeeeddda blushy and flustered draco and oblivious Harry who slowly figures out draco has a crush and it’s amazing cause he Pines for him and he thinks draco avoided him cause he didn’t like himmm. Please I need this in my life
((prompts like this are so hard for me…any time someone asks for “slowly” or “eventually” or any kind of thing I need to build up to, I’m like…but…I NEED like 5k to keep this from being garbage…but it’s supposed to be a tiny ficlet…what do I dooo??? Hope this works.))
They had perfected muggle-wizard hybrid party games. The most recent favorite during the 8th year common room parties was something like a mixture of spin-the-bottle and truth-or-dare but each challenge was pulled out of a hat and each “truth” card was fixed with a charm keeping the person from lying.
The hat currently hovered in front of Pansy. She pulled a card out of the hat.
“Tell the group your most recent horribly embarrassing moment.” Pansy read as her cheeks were turning a darker shade of pink than what the firewhiskey had already given her.
A few ooh’s and no’s sounded from the others before Pansy started again, “I was, oh Merlin help me, I was out shopping and I stopped by the ladies’ room and on my way out,” she stopped, sighing deeply, “I didn’t realize my skirt was tucked into my panties. It wasn’t until a shop clerk was staring that I noticed.”
“With an ass like that, though, what have you got to be embarrassed about,” Seamus asked.
Pansy answered with her face in her hands, “The panties were plain cotton.”
Harry assumed this was supposed to mean something in Pansy-speak, but couldn’t imagine what.
“Oh, honey,” someone said.
Without any consideration for recovery, the hat relocated itself stopping in front of Draco. He sat there, the only one not dressed in pajamas, with his glass of firewhiskey obviously doing his best to look cool. After a glance at the card he pulled, he sighed.
Scenario: Your long term friend Jaehyun is in love with your best friend. You want nothing but the best for them but silently dealing with your break up from BTS singer Jeon Jungkook has been weighing on you. One drunken night and one bad decision leads to risks taken and mistakes made.
Characters: Jaehyun; Reader (You); Your Friend (Y/F/N); Mark; Johnny; small mention of other members
Word Count: 3774
Notes: This is a short little series with only about 5 parts but Admin Unnie and I will be seeing it through to the end so I hope you guys stick with us. As always, feedback is greatly appreciated!
The group of four sat in
Jaehyun’s room, playing a late-night game of Uno and drinking stolen beers from
Taeyong’s secret fridge.
sent that same fuckin meme like ten times last night in the group chat. It was
only funny like the first four or five times.” Mark chuckled, taking another
swig of his drink and placing a yellow 4 in the center of the circle they had
shook his head and laughed, “What you meant to say was that it wasn’t funny at
nah the problem is you guys just have no taste.” You shrugged nonchalantly, but
a big smile tugged at the corners of your lips at the memory.
I sometimes felt so sad for Luna. Very few people actually listened to her or cared about what she was saying.
But Harry is so kind.
Not only did he listen to her, even if he didn’t understand, he also led OTHER people to see her differently. Which is how, after FOUR years of going through school alone, she finally had people who she called and considered her friends.
And let’s not forget how lovingly she supported the Gryffindor Quidditch team with that lion hat.
i can’t believe robin only had like one jacket and henry’s got only one scarf to keep him warm and emma’s only possession clothes-wise is that red jacket (we don’t talk about that ugly ass burnt sienna one) and snow’s lost all her hats and hook literally lived in that musty pirate uniform for two and a half seasons (during which there was a whole year time jump) and meanwhile,, regina goes into her limitless closet every day and picks out one of her 50 coats and pulls out one of her 200 scarves to match and i guess i’m just happy the costume department at least cares for regina’s well-being
My other friend who is also a Gruvia shipper send me this pic after I beg for hours (since I didn’t go to watch the special screen with her because of works) T^T It’s the scene when Juvia got hurt.
She added “Their moment is not really romantic but SUPER CUTE!!!” (She shouted from the phone) Juvia hugged Gray but he just complained like ‘what is wrong with you’ but didn’t push her away so yeah some development. The ending song was the scene that every ships (Nalu Gruvia Gajevy + Erza + Wendy) stand beside each other and holding their wooden beer mug. Gruvia stands next to each other and they were so closeeeeee,both their bodies and their beer mugs.(Actually she said there was 0% distance between their bodies) and they both smiled to the camera. She liked the scene when after the fight that Juvia got hurt and Gray ran to her and asked ‘Are you okay’. She said that his voice was really gentle and sounds like he care so much about her. can see how much he care about her by seeing his face. There was also a scene that Gray thought or sensed about Juvia. (She called it 'Juvia sensor’) “
and yeahhhh I think this is my last submission. I think I will go see it myself on 13th and I will tell you all the gruvia details !!!
Thank you so much for the information and picture submission! I see this is the part where Juvia throws herself in front of the little girl and takes the attack. That’s where Gray screams her name and goes devil slayer mode for his bae. ;)
I know Juvia will be almost entirely comedy in this movie, and that’s fine. It’s been a long time since she’s acted that way, and the Japanese LOVE IT (again, difference in Japanese and Western culture). All the tweets say she’s super cute. I also like that Gray’s main fight (his only one, really) is with Juvia.
I saw the ending credit photo actually, so I know what you’re talking about. The person who shared told me not to post it, as they themselves unfortunately weren’t allowed to either. But YES. It’s ADORABLE. We see Nalu, Gruvia, and Gajevy–their arms around their girls. Gray’s face is leaning into Juvia’s hat and he’s smiling. xD So this is the picture the Japanese were excited about. It’s a group shot.
Despite Gruvia being a comedic aspect of the movie, I’m glad we can really see how much he does care for her. That’s their dynamic in the manga too, we know Gray loves Juvia. ^^ Even when they’re married, Gray will still make faces when Juvia is acting like…. Juvia. lol.
Paperhat parenting headcanon #2: When the kids get into fights.
-Hello? Yes this is me.
-What the fuck do you want? Some people actually work at this hour.
-What?! M.D. got into a fight?! Oh my goodness, are the kids okay?
-Shit,again? Look,there’s a 99 precent chance that he did it without a reason,but that one percent may be because he was provoked.
-I’m so sorry. I’ll be there right away.
-Why are you still talking to me,peasant?
-Hi,yes,is this Mrs. Anderson? I believe our children had an altercation today.
-Okay,our brats beat the shit out of echother, but mine was better and made yours better looking, just saying.
-Is there any way you can forgive him?
-So how much money do you want to not press any charges?
-We will take care of any medical need that has to be covered.
-Honey,believe me, I can pay the best doctors in the world, but they still wouldn’t be able to fix your son’s obviously fucked face.
-Mrs. Anderson, I don’t think it’s very appropriate to disscus on who won!
-Who won? Obviously not the kid that got his head bust open, with 5 of his teeths removed,both of his eyes black,and scalped. Aka,not the kid who got a free plastic surgery.
-MY son is the only one guilty?!
-The only guilt M.D. feels is the guilt of not charging your donkey 50$ per injury . No,I’m pretty sure I know what I said.
-I don’t think you’re in the position of giving me parenting advice, Mrs. Anderson.
-I’m an irresponsible parent? Please tell me more about how careful, loving and caring you are to your child. Exactly.
-You’ll see me in court?! Excuse me?!
-You’ll see me in court? Bring it on bitch,I own that court and everybody in it,including you! Though I must say,I wouldn’t brag about that purchase. And whatcha going to give me if I win? Expired chicken noodle soup with rain water and depression?
-I don’t even think you know what a court means with your 3rd grade education!
-Oh, and by the way,next time when me and my kids come to McDonald’s we except you to serve us properly. Oh,you don’t work at McDonald’s? So they finally decided to raise their standards?
-I don’t want to see your child speaking to mine,ever again! Good day,Mildred!
-Now you listen to me carefully, you two panny worth bitch. If I EVER see my kid getting hurt because if yours,if I ever see your kid looking at M.D. ,talking to him,or lay one finger on my son,I’ll personally come in there and make sure your little brat dosen’t ever speak to him,or anyone else in particularly, because I’ll drag him and you into the deepest holes of hell until your screams will be heard to heaven and back. Have a nice fuckin day.
Request from @avengersrulez1536:Mad Hatter Jefferson x Reader where the reader is his Alice as well as the Cheshire Cat. So the reader went missing after their daughter Grace was born but she was taken to wonderland where the Queen of Hearts beheads her and turns her into the cat and she can only talk in riddles so when Jefferson and the evil queen comes to wonderland and he gets stuck there the cat tries to tell him that she’s his Alice. So in storybrooke Jefferson comes across the reader and true loves kiss helps her remember. After the kiss and reunite they reminisce and try to find their daughter together and live happy ever after…😊 <3
Note: I have been wanting to do a Jefferson fic for quite some time now so I was really happy to get this request! I love this character so much so this is going to be at least two parts, maybe three depending on how it goes. I put [y/n] rather than the actual name ‘Alice’ so if you would like this changing please just let me know. I hope you all enjoy this! <3
Mad Hatter/Jefferson x Reader
Warnings: Mentions of a beheading underneath the cut. That’s the only thing for this chapter.
Disclaimer: None of the GIFs used are mine so all credit goes to their wonderful creators <3
“OFF WITH HER HEAD!”
Your eyes widen in horror at the words the man beside the Queen spoke
out for her. This wasn’t how today was supposed to have gone. All you did was
come here for some food…..you and your husband had a little girl now, Grace she
was called, and you were finding it out to make ends meet. The offer of food
had simply been too good to ignore.
“No! Your Majesty I apologise! I was….I was misled by a monster. A
monster who led me to believe that the food on that table was for me!”
The male beside the Queen placed a strange looking instrument to his
ear, listening to whatever it was she was saying, and after nodding in
acknowledgement he turned his attention back onto you with a deadpan expression
on his face.
“The Queen says that you willingly stole those tarts that were meant for
her, knowing that they were not yours, and that is classed as high treason here
in Wonderland. Guards….”
I keep thinking about Black Hat in a AU where he has a twin brother named White Hat, and that White Hat makes products for Heroes out of angelic and goddess shit (and fuckin holy water to spray at Black Hat just to piss him off), and has a voice as soft as silk. And OF FUCKIN COURSE he tries to pursue Dr.Flug into joining his cooperation, but Black Hat goes pissy and is like “DON’T TOUCH MA BITCH” and White Hat, being the calm and collected type, would be like “Tsk tsk brother, if you only treated this poor soul with more respect, I might of not have given him the offer. Then yet again, he’s kinda cute~ If I was to ever sin in my life, I would steal you, Dr.Cutie~~”
And motherfuckin Black Hat would be trippin balls cause Dr.Flug is able to talk to White Hat freely with no fear (plus laughing and having a grand o’ time), and Black Hat starts getting jealous of there close bonding.
But at the end tho, Dr.Flug says he would rather stay with Black Hat, cause he cares about him- a lil too much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
(Plus plus, Dementia would become SUPER PISSED at Flug cause apparently all the people in the Hat’s family wants dat anxious ass)
oAll right I have a multi-chapter fic that I’m currently in the process of updating. However; I have another idea for a one-shot fic series and I would like to know if people would be interested in reading it.
When fighting #VillainOfTheWeek Kara somehow gets stuck as a 4 year old.
I have a few ideas already:
Tiny Kara causing mischief at the DEO Base - messing with Winn’s computer, flying around the rooms.
Tiny Kara still having superpowers^ but is nowhere near as strong anymore so she actually can get hurt, cue protective Alex
Kara being scared of thunderstorms and loud noises
Kara being left with Winn because now J’onn has to cover for the city loss of Supergirl. Kara pouting and getting scared whenever Alex or James are out in the field
Kara riding shotgun in Maggie’s cop car and playing with the sirens.
One person cannot look after this tiny child alone so Kara stays with different people depending on who has the free time.
(In this universe Lena knows and helps at the DEO when needed)
Whenever Lena shows up tiny Kara blushes and gets really nervous.
Tiny child Kara who has no filter tells Lena that she thinks she’s beautiful. Kara drawing pictures of the two of them together and Lena is the only one who can calm angry child Kara down when she’s upset.
Alex giving Kara juice cartons and everyone doting on this sweet innocent child.
Reluctant Space Dad sitting with Kara as she colours or when he has to give her piggyback rides with the most deadpan face.
These are just a few of my ideas but any more are welcome. Let me know if this is something people would be interested in reading and any suggestions are gladly appreciated! Will add any suggestions I like in bold!
Kara wants to play hide seek with J'onn. To her everything is a game, she starts to run around the DEO always doing something and J'onn is going after her.
Kara has a stuffed animal dog that she NEEDS in order to nap. She names it Krypto - @bobbywatson <3
Kara wants to be just like her big sister. And as children do she copies Alex’s behaviour. (her big sister wears a cool uniform at work and tells people what to do and so does Space dad.) Cue Winn and his sewing skills.
^ Next time Alex gets back from a mission she finds little Kara in a tiny DEO uniform complete with badge, standing on a chair(that on closer inspection has a tiny NCPD jacket that looks just like Maggie’s hanging off it) beside J'onn with her hands on her hips waiting to debrief the team.
Obviously they can’t give her any weapons so she has a water gun in her tiny holster, and different little snacks in all the other compartments on the belt. They did give her real handcuffs, which they felt only a bit bad about when she cuffed mon-el to a chair and flew away. (anon I love you for this little addition<3)
Cat and Lucy end up having to babysit at one point.
^ Cat pretends to not know about Kara being Supergirl in order to take care of her, and to everyone’s “surprise” she is a total softie and great with Kara.
Lucy watches Kara at one point, and she lets Kara wear her cool hat and Kara starts saluting everyone and every thing they come across (yes that includes saluting her stuffed dog pup Krypto)
Cat finally giving Kara one of her cupcakes because damn it if even she can’t resist a 4 year old Ray Of Sunshine pouting and pleading with her
4 year old Kara reverts back to speaking Kryptonian especially when she’s angry or upset. J’onn who can speak some Kryptonian does not approve when this tiny girl grumbles a “bad word trying to punch another of his brand new monitors.
^ which then gives me Tiny Kara punching punchbags with James.
Lena is a smart woman and because of Lex and learning that Kara is from Krypton Lena learns to speak Kryptonian. She speaks it almost fluently. Kara and Lena often have conversations in Kryptonian. - @whiterose-blackrose <3<3
Kara is restless and almost always has bundles of energy so getting her to sleep is quite a task. Lena is called whenever Kara is being particularly difficult because for some reason she is the sleep whisperer. (Alex knows it’s because Kara likes to snuggle up to Lena, falling asleep cradled in Lena’s arms -one hand wrapped around her Krypto whilst the other clings to Lena’s clothing)
Alex often finds Kara sitting atop of Maggie’s shoulders, Maggie is great with Kara even if she does sneakily give Kara two more scoops of ice-cream when she’s only allowed one.
M’gann WHO DID NOT LEAVE gives Tiny Kara stickers, a shit ton of stickers. Kara has a book full of space stickers. When she thinks someone did a really good job she gives them a sticker and everyone tries to act like it’s no big deal but even the toughest DEO agents blush and melt when she beams and presents them with one. You know every agent is working their butt off to earn stickers from their adorable Baby-Agent Kara. J’onn doesn’t even complain, productivity is way up! -anon you are wonderful! <3<3<3
^ (my addition to this) Kara gives her favourite people more than one sticker and proceeds to pepper them with multiple stickers. Winn sniggers as Alex’s DEO badge has at least 10 and Lena’s dress is just covered in brightly coloured star stickers.
Kara gets Alex and Maggie to take her to the park, holding both of their hands as they swing her and then they help her pick out some of the nicest flowers she can find. Lena is in her office when Kara arrives nervously clutching Alex’s hand, the other clutching a large bouquet of flowers. She hands them to Lena with a shy smile and a whispered “Flowers are pretty but not as pretty as you”. Lena answers with a kiss to Kara’s cheek. - @yellowanchor17 <3 (I added a bit to it)
Kara’s senses are heightened and she gets attached to being able to comforting scents. Kara likes to give Lucy lots of hugs because “she smells nice” -Lena will deny it but she’s a little bit jealous. That is until she finds out that Kara thinks Lena’s hugs “remind her of home”. - @sarcasm-with-sarah <3 (I added a little bit but this is perfect!)
Kara can be quite protective so when people *coughs* Mon-El *coughs* get a little too close to her favourite people (Alex, Lena, Maggie, Lucy etc) she tends to throw things, things that tiny 4 year old children should not throw. After almost having his hand frozen he soon learns to keep his flirting to a minimum…unless it is involves a certain tech puppy. - @sarcasm-with-sarah (THIS! I love it)
^ This links in to my own idea: Mon-El is actually great with kids, he plays games with Kara and tells her stories about space. He tells her about Royalty on Daxam and what was expected of them. Kara realises he has feelings for Winn and it becomes her match-making mission to pair the two.
Request: “Can you write an imagine where H and y/n are best friends but have feelings for each other but he’s dating Kendall and you don’t like her so you start to fight about that and suddenly he walks and kisses you while you were screaming like in the movies and he tells you how much he loves you.”
xx Thank you so much for requesting, I love best friend stories. Also requests are open! :) xx
Disclaimer: I have nothing against Kendall I actually like her! So please no one get offended, this is just a story! Also there is cussing so just a warning
“Then I was just standing there minding my own business when I sa-” You tell your best friend Harry but you were cut short by his phone ringing. He quickly picks it up and answers it. You can hear the other person on the line all the way from your spot on the couch. Instinctively you roll your eyes, anger starting to boil in you. It was her.
Kendall Jenner. Harry and Kendall had been friends for a little bit and you didn’t love it but you were fine with it. But then a couple weeks ago Harry came up to you and dropped the bomb that they were dating. Since we are best friends but you’ve been in love with him since you were 14.
Harry is such a sweet caring guy and Kendall is a total bitch who only cares about fame and money. Also did I mention talking to her is like talking to a potato? She has no personality. But Harry only cares about girls who were hot and models.
You cross your arms and turn towards the TV which was playing some random movie. You knew you looked as pissed as you felt. I mean who picks up a call mid conversation and doesn’t even apologize for it? He does this shit all the time. At a drop of a hat he does what ever she needs. He even lets her use his card to buy stuff! She’s a fucking billionaire for fucks sake!
Finally Harry comes back into the room and sits by you on the couch.
With a smile he says, “So back to your story.”
You ignore him and continue to stare at the TV all the while your anger is building up inside of you.
“Y/n.” He says pocking you in the cheek.
“Honestly fuck off Harry!” You yell getting up from the couch and head for the kitchen.
“What did I do?” He asks confused while getting up from the couch.
“Of course you don’t know what you did because your an ass!” You yell continuing into the kitchen with him hot on your tail. You abruptly stop and turn around causing him to almost run into but you don’t care.
“It’s always fucking her Harry! When’s the last time we spent time together for even a hour and have her not call or text? “ You saw more hurt than anything.
“Y/n she’s my girlfriend I have to make time for her.” He says running a hand through his hair.
“No Harry you shouldn’t be dating her because I know for a fact that your only with her because she’s a hot model who will give you more publicity!” You basically scream. This hit a nerve with Harry.
“Can you not be jealous for five minutes! I don’t fucking care that she’s a model! I can’t believe you think I’m that shallow of a person.” He yelled getting closer. But you didn’t move.
“I’m not jealous.” You yell but not nearly as loud as before.
“Yes you are.” He says coming closer until he’s right in front of you.
“Harry I’m not jealous I just want the be-” You try to say but your cut short by his lips touching yours. At first your to shocked to move but then you finally give it. It’s the best kiss you’ve ever had. All too soon he pulled away.
He moved his hands from your hips to the sides of your face.
“I go out with girls like Kendall because I know I’m not good enough to get a girl like you. I’m sorry if this is weird but it’s always been you Y/n. Your the girl I want.”
Could you do a black hat x reader also could you make it to where they their first kiss? Also I love your work! ^w^
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
Black Hat x Reader
A/N: Thank you!!! I totally missed this ask when I did the other kissing one, so here is something real short that matches this prompt more and is earlier into the relationship!
You were making breakfast, content with the way your life was playing out. Some time ago, Black Hat acknowledged that he not only had feelings, but that they were directed at you. This realization didn’t change much, other than the fact that now you were allowed to spend your extra time with him, but you were rather happy about it none the less.
“Someone’s in a cheery mood.” Flug said in a knowing tone. He figured it out before the two of you did, “How is it going with him?” The Doctor added with concern. Black Hat may have cared about you, but that didn’t change his evil nature. Flug didn’t want you to get hurt.
“Pretty well.” You replied, “I actually fell asleep in his office last night, so he carried me back to my room.”
Flug raised his eyebrows in surprise, impressed that Black Hat would try so hard. You had fallen asleep assisting him before, but this was the first time he decided not to wake you.
“Is he physical at all?” Flug asked.
“Ummm….Not really.” You admitted, “Typically I’ll be lucky to get a hug or maybe like a pat on the head. It’s only been a few weeks though.”
Flug nodded, going back to scribbling in his note book as he waited for you to finish breakfast. You went back to cooking happily as Black Hat entered the room. He glared at Flug, who tensed up a bit just seeing him. Black Hat poured some coffee into a mug before wrapping an arm around your waist.
“How’d you sleep?” He asked, bored, but happy to be next to you, and still too sleepy to get worry about his evil image. He took a sip of coffee.
“Pretty well. What about you? Did you go to sleep at all?” You asked.
“Obviously, I’m in my pajamas aren’t I?”
“That doesn’t mean anything.” You chuckled, well aware that he would change and then be distracted by work again.
“I went to sleep after you, my dear. But I have more work to do.” He said kissing you on the cheek and proceeding out the other door. “Don’t doddle too long at breakfast. I need both of you to start work soon.”
You looked wide eyed at Flug, and put a hand to your cheek. Had he just….?“
“Did he just….?” Flug echoed your thoughts and both of you looked at the door where Black Hat left through.