i once was famous as well you know

Jack and Mark’s Demons

Alright, Dark and Anti theory time!

(Just giving you a heads up, it’s a bit long so thank you in advance if you take your time to read this!)

So, we all know about Antisepticeye and Darkiplier, right? (well, obviously ahah). Ok I’ve been thinking. What if @therealjacksepticeye and @markiplier sold their souls to demons for the fame and subs?

So it’d be like “hey so I sell you my soul and in exchange you make me YouTube famous and give me a lot of subs, how bout dah” and the demons would be like “yeah man, I gotcha, but in exchange you’ll let me take over your body once in a while, and no one would even notice because I would act the same way as you, it’s just that I can have a little freedom every now and then” and Jack and Mark would agree on those terms.

So, that’s what happened. They made the contract, gained their subs and fame and in exchange they would let the demons take their body occasionally as we can see on some of Jack’s videos such as Split personalities| reading your comments #47, and I think it’s safe to say kill or be killed| undertale #9  (and other undertale videos) when Jack did Flowey’s voice, or Mark’s videos such as Don’t Blink and don’t move, amongst others. 

Obviously, the demons did an amazing job at pretending to be Mark and Jack as we all caught on that something wasn’t right. In fear of being exposed, they shut out their demons and carried on with their normal lives. After all they already had a good fan base so even if the demons abandoned them, they could carry on gaining subs just by themselves, without supernatural help. 

This, obviously wasn’t well thought by Jack and Mark. If there’s one thing I know from basic knowledge and research and the Supernatural series (pfft) is that, if you mess with the supernatural, you’re fucked. These two shut out the demons they made a contract with. Obviously that pissed them off. After all the things they did for Jack and Mark, after all the subs and fame, this is how they treat them? That’s not fair! So, they started working on ways to get back at them for betraying them. They both worked towards a simple goal. Hurt their humans in the worst way possible for them.

For Jack, losing his voice, the thing that makes him stand out the most from other youtubers, would be the worst thing that could happen to him. Not being able to talk would be torture (and we all know Jack loves to ramble, he can pull a 20 minutes’ video out of his ass just by talking about pineapple pizza!), and he would lose his subs and fame and everything he worked on. So what did Anti do? He sliced Jack’s throat. He took Jack’s voice away so he could take over his body again. Maybe that’s one of the reasons why Anti’s voice is so glitchy now. In the past, you could understand him just fine (in the split personalities video and the undertale videos), but now you can’t understand him that well and that’s because he ruined jack’s most valuable thing about himself, even if it was temporary, or a symbolic thing. But the wound is open now and Anti can take over Jack’s body more easily again. Another proof? Jack got sick after is Pax panel 2017. What happened in his panel? Anti made an appearance. What was the most affected thing when jack got sick after that? His voice.

For Mark, hurting the ones he loves the most would be the worst thing ever. We all know how Mark is so caring about his fans, you can see that every time he cries for us, those tears are real. And Dark knows it. He knows we’re his weakness. At first, he tried to hurt Mark, as we can see on the video Relax. But I have the feeling Mark is one of those people who would rather be the one to get hurt to protect the other person. So Dark decided it would be useless to hurt Mark. Specially since he already hurts and tortures himself every time he does something like the ice bath challenge ahahah, I can just picture Dark facepalming while watching Mark doing these kinds of videos. anyway, Dark decided to wait for the perfect opportunity to strike back. The perfect opportunity to finally be able to hurt the ones Mark loves. And when did that happen? On valentine’s day. The day you spend with someone you really care about. It was the perfect timing to attack. And that’s what Dark did. Not only would he get to hurt and mentally torture us but he would get to do the same things to Mark. Dark threatened usI can specially take you to the places where you don’t want to go”/ “THERE’S NOTHING YOU OR HE CAN DO TO STOP ME!”/ you’re never, ever going to escape me, and mentally tortured us by

1)      Putting us on a loop every time we chose the “Exit” option, which would drive us crazy since we were the only ones aware of the fact that this was a never-ending loop of either watching Mark dig the floor with a damn spoon  -____- or us being attacked by the crazy cook every time we wanted to escape;

2)      Making us choose which Mark to kill and the fear of killing the wrong one (I don’t know about you guys but when it came to the time of choosing which Mark to kill, it gave me anxiety xD)

And as for Mark, not only was he tortured as well, by watching us go through all that, he was also killed and more than once! Killed and brought back to life multiple times can’t be good for you.

The reason Anti and Dark had different approaches to Jack and Mark was because they’re different types of demons. Different types of demons for different types of people. 

This was Antisepticeye and Darkiplier’s way of showing Jack and Mark they can’t back down on a deal made with demons.

Now that we know about their existence, ţ̶̜̫̝̽h̴̟̱̳̬͒̌̈͛͑̅͘ȩ̷͕̘͕̦̋͋̐̉͛r̵͉̭͂e̶͕̮̘̍͐́͒͑̆̊'̸̼͎̋̽̊̀̾̉̅ͅŝ̵̛̹͕̻̳̰̂ ̷͔͇̱̜̣̉ͅͅn̷̛̹̺̆̇́ȯ̷͖́̋̚͠ ̶̢̡̰̤̘̮̋̽̓̉p̶̛͕͉̯͙̈́̌ö̸̤̺́͑͊̈́̓̕͜i̴̗͚̦̥̳͍̋̓̽͊͊̓͠n̶̡̢̢͈̹̹̿̅̑͝ṱ̵̛͕̳͎̾̌͘ ̸̢͉̳̫̣̜͇̐͗̏̆́̌͠i̴̢̩̙̣̫̽͊̕n̷̙̞̄̏̀͑͘̕ ̷̡̗͖͔͍̿̆̉͗̾̈́h̵̳̹̻̜͇̿i̴̲͙͒̓̈́͑̒͂d̸̜̰͎̟͆̄͑͌͘͜i̴̡̖͙͔̞̲̋n̶̡͍̮̘̮͛́͠ͅg̷͚͈̓̇̆̊̎̚ ̸̥̥̼̒̾̉͆͂̍å̴͚͓͘n̶͓̆ͅỷ̶͔̱̄̉̃m̶̘͐̒̅̂͑͝o̴̡̻̖̹̬͌ŗ̶͍̜̭́̒̿́̄̚ȅ̷̠̥̜̬͚̺̘̓͆̆̄̈.̸̛̙̩̝̫̺̈́̌͆͑̎͆͜.

(jokes aside, we all know Jack and Mark gained their subs and fame for their talent and kindness because they’re genuinely amazing people)

edit: it looks like part of my theory looks like this specific theory that is absolutely amazing as well, but I don’t want it to look like I’ve stole it from the person who wrote it so I’m crediting them. if you haven’t read it, I suggest you do because it’s really good! @fandombandomrandom42 I just want to apologise again for making you think I stole this idea from your theory without crediting you :/

Alright I’m sorry but there is something you need to know about the opening of The Creeping Man. This is the story where Holmes summons Watson to his house with the famous telegram: “Come at once if convenient—if inconvenient come all the same. – S.H.”

Well, Watson shows up, and Holmes is silent, apparently deep in thought:

When I arrived at Baker Street I found him huddled up in his armchair with updrawn knees, his pipe in his mouth and his brow furrowed with thought. It was clear that he was in the throes of some vexatious problem. With a wave of his hand he indicated my old armchair, but otherwise for half an hour he gave no sign that he was aware of my presence. Then with a start he seemed to come from his reverie, and with his usual whimsical smile he greeted me back to what had once been my home.

When he finally does speak up, he tells Watson what was absorbing his thoughts so deeply…And, well, 

“You will excuse a certain abstraction of mind, my dear Watson,” said he. “Some curious facts have been submitted to me within the last twenty-four hours, and they in turn have given rise to some speculations of a more general character. I have serious thoughts of writing a small monograph upon the uses of dogs in the work of the detective.” 

“But surely, Holmes, this has been explored,” said I. “Bloodhounds—sleuth-hounds—” 

“No, no, Watson, that side of the matter is, of course, obvious. But there is another which is far more subtle. You may recollect that in the case which you, in your sensational way, coupled with the Copper Beeches, I was able, by watching the mind of the child, to form a deduction as to the criminal habits of the very smug and respectable father.” 

“Yes, I remember it well.” 

“My line of thoughts about dogs is analogous. A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. And their passing moods may reflect the passing moods of others.” 

Basically, Holmes sent that famous “come at once” telegram demanding Watson’s presence so he could have Watson come sit and stare at him for 30 minutes while he was deep in thought about puppies and then try get some encouragement from Watson to validate his “serious thoughts” about writing a monograph on dog emotions. Watson doesn’t seem into it, which Holmes just ignores, because it’s clear that Watson doesn’t grasp the important subtleties of puppy behavior. Holmes always seems somewhat frustrated that nobody reads his monographs, so I’m just saying, Holmes is testing the waters to see if Watson might read some of his opinions about important dog feelings–which imo he probably already started writing but doesn’t want to admit just yet unless his friend seems interested. Anyway, no luck this time, but I’m glad he tried.

here you go anon it’s a christmas article. just. don’t ask why i have these ok

Wanda Ventham, glamorous star of television's “Fallen Hero" series, is busy sorting out her three-year-old son Benedict's confusion over Father Christmas.

Wanda said: ‘This is the first year he has really understood about Father Christmas, and he is very excited.

"But he is a bit puzzled because he was taken by friends to see two separate Father Christmases and he can’t understand why there were two faces!

"He’s worried, too, that Father Christmas will come down our chimney and land on the electric fire. Fortunately we are going to his grandmother’s for Christmas. She has an open log fire, so I’ve promised him we will put the fire out on Christmas Eve all ready for Santa’s arrival.

She and her husband actor Timothy Carlton will hang an old rugger sock on Benedict's bed. Her daughter, Tracey, 21, believed in Father Christmas until she was 12 years old.

"I think the longer children can believe in the magic of Christmas the better.”

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry you feel that Kristen is that low. Many, many celebrities that have family they want to protect but they don't lie and cheat about it. The Twilight hysteria has died down a lot, there are many people that wouldn't care less now. The proof is there that both parties are in separate relationships now and Robstens wouldn't hit out at Twigs with such venom if they didn't have their suspicions.

Well if this isn’t the fat pot calling the kettle black…

For one, I don’t know where you get that I feel Kristen is low, because I don’t. Those words have never even come out of my mouth, so once again…DON’T put them there.

And how do you know other celebs don’t lie and cheat (and my version of cheat doesn’t mean sleeping with other people, because Rob and Kristen are not)…by any means necessary…to protect their families privacy as well as their own? Are you famous? Do you know the inner workings of Hollywood? No? Then sit your happy ass down and shut the fuck up.

What proof? Photoshopped photos, videos, and articles taken out of context? You call that proof? Show me LEGITIMATE proof of these things you’re spewing at me, and then maybe I’ll consider believing you.

Actually…no I won’t, because it’ll be a cold day in hell if that happens. THERE IS NO PROOF OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING TO ME. It’s all tabloid bullshit. They print whatever they want for MONEY. That’s all…they don’t give a fuck about the lies they print, they just care about the almighty dollar.

And in terms of your last statement…Twigberts need to look in a mirror, because they do the same thing to Kristen when they hate on her.

Halloween 2016 #5: I Will Be Known

Length: Short

Technically, I’m a doctor. And yet, despite all the cliché movie scenes we’ve all seen, I’ve never once been asked to help someone in public.

Well, okay, that’s a lie. There was one time, but I took too long grinning to myself playing it out in my head while some surgeon responded before I could say anything. Fucking surgeons. Always saving people, getting all the thanks even when they’re not even operating. Half of them are on drugs when you’re under, you know. But I’m rambling.

Oh, how I’ve longed to be the one to save the day. To be famous, if only for a moment. It’s really all I’ve ever wanted.

I’m sure some of you have had similar thoughts. Rescuing a cat from a tree. Saving a baby from a fire. Knocking out the criminals during a bank robbery. Being the hero. Getting your image posted around the web, having your name said in hundreds and thousands of households. Receiving letters from dozens of admirers praising you for your bravery, your courage, your ability to act in a time of need.

What’s that? Aren't I a doctor, don't I save people? Get the same kind of pride from helping the weak, the sick, the wounded?

Bitch, I study allergies. And I’m not even on the front line, giving out inhalers and epi-pens. I sit in a lab all day researching how to make a more effective pill or a less irritable nasal spray.

Yeah, not exactly the most glamorous position.

But tonight… this Halloween I have a chance. You must know many impetuous children out there simply can’t deal with holding their goodie bags without stuffing their faces as they trot about from house to house. And it is through them that I shall place my name in the annals of history.

As the little bastards smile with glee upon the opening of my door, the security of my legacy spreads. I don’t even mind that most of them have no idea what my costume is. Why I look like a bird man with goggles and a funny hat. But they’ll learn soon enough.

They’re all far too excited about each king-size candy bar I’ve handed out to notice the teensy tiny little hole in the wrappers. The one I used to inject my latest discovery, a sort of hyper-histamine I’ve been calling the uber-allergen. It’s contagious, even.

I breathe in deep, the wonderful scents of dozens of herbs and spices filling my lungs as a smile creeps across under the mask. You know what they say: if you can’t be the hero, be the villain. Well, by this time a week from now, my name shall be known. As it should be. After all, I’m a doctor.


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Hello once again cuties! As you know (probably not) I’m Bella, how are you? how’s your day? How’s your turtle named Pablo for some weird reason? What.. did I just made that up? Oops.

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Rewatching Evillustrator

My tomato child just broke the fourth wall, like seriously dude, how powerful are you??? (Also I love that he made himself taller than Marinette omg he hates being smol that’s so cute)

HE’S SMILING. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY ADOPTED THIS CHILD THEN NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME (also it’s interesting how Nathanaël’s actually right-handed while his superhero/villain self is left-handed)

Well at least the poor tomato’s not sitting alone for once (how much do you wanna bet Rose was like “It’s his birthday and he looks lonely, Juleka go talk to him about emo stuff!”)


Also can we talk about Ms Mendeleiev’s heels

This child is like… such a good artist though??? He’s gonna be rich and famous someday, you’ll see

Ivan’s like “Awww no poor guy I know the feel” while Juleka’s like “loooooool”


This class’s reactions to everything will never not be funny to me. Chloé is entertained, Sabrina and Alix are surprised, and Mylène… idk she’s just smiling

(Also Alix has a plaster on her knee, like are you okay? Did you get injured? Why does everyone in this class trip over all the time?)

Only about one and a half minutes into the episode and our butterfly friend is already opening his window dramatically. He must be having such a good day. (So am I omg this episode is a goldmine)

Rose and Nino are friends, that’s really sweet! My adorable sunshine children

Seriously these drawings are great??? Also he did this in about 5 seconds??? I bet the rest of the class commissions him to draw them stuff all the time I mean look at this

Okay this isn’t even important but I just want to remind you that he drew a jetpack. An actual working jetpack that he flew away on. A JETPACK GUYS

Where did he get this boat from? Did he draw the entire thing? Did he steal it? I mean I know he’s pretty nice but he is a villain technically


I never liked your spinach puffs”

I’m reeeeaaallly loving these totally-not-suspicious HONEYCOMB designs on Chloé’s mirror :)))

They’re on the walls too, of course that’s not suspicious or anything

Chloé has all these cute dresses but we’ve never seen her wear them

This really dangerous spinning saw thing has Nath’s exclamation mark logo on it omg, the amount of detail that goes into this show I swear

This poor child… his birthday went so badly… also I hope Ladybug and Chat Noir didn’t just leave him there and run off, considering this is Chloé’s house so she’d probably wanna push the poor guy out of the window or something

Hawk Moth chill

There’s no way Adrien could have got there without her seeing… unless he was hiding in the locker :)))

KBTBB headcanon: Sexy photo shoot

This one was requested by @soapiez  I know it has been awhile since you requested it but I was thinking for a good plot and busy with work. I hope you like it and sorry once again. Also have  to tag @gotta-love-voltage and @voltagelifee


You are very famous model. Your face is on all front pages magazines,posters. You are very well known as a good girl,pretty,inocent image.You have never done a lingerie photo shoot but when your manager called you and told you that would be great for your career you accepted it gladly. Yet you didn’t know what will your boyfriend think.


Eisuke steps into the penthouse and sees Baba and Ota grining over magazine which is yours.

>> Hello Boss!

>> Mph… Why are you grining?

>> Our Boss really doesn’t know?

>> Stop playing games with me

>> Well now we know why Boss  keeps his Koro around.

>> We knew that princess has a great body but in that lingerie just WOW!

>> What are you talking about?

Eisuke is pissed off now. Baba shows Eisuke the phto of you and he snaps it from his hand heading upstairs murming

>> She’s getting punished.


You open the door of Eisuke’s suit, You don’t even have a chance to greet him when he pushes you against the wall.

>> Ouch! Eisuke!

>> Why did you do that ________?

>> What?!

>> Don’t act stupid

You get a hint that he saw your photo before you could explain it

>> Listen I didn’t want to do that okay but my manager told me it would be good for my career and …..

>> You accepted

>> Yes but only because I was done with good girl image.

Suddenly his angry look turn into his famous smirk when he’s planing something to do and that can bring me only troubles. His face comes closer and he licks my eralobe while whispering

>> Well…. you should know that after avery decisions come consequences and punishments…..

That look in his eyes I have to escape.

>> Eisuke I am sorry. It won’t happen again. Now can we go out or…….

>> Good it won’t but if you’re thinking that you can get away tonight you are very wrong. You know what kind of night awaits you.

Eisuke pics you up and throws you over his shoulder making his way to your shared and loved bedroom. He whispers loud enough for you to hear.

>> I hate that people saw you like that. I should be the only one

He pushes you on bed and you kiss him.

>> Don’t worry I am all yours Suke.

Those last words make him lost it. You spend one more passionate and sweet sleepless night in his arms.


When Soryu sees your photo he blushes immediately. At first he couldn’t belive it was you. Yes he did saw you in lingerie before when you suprise him but now it’s diffrent he is worried

>> Who else saw you in that personal?

>> Who took the photo?

You come home after a very good day at work.. Soryu is reding his favourite book but you can feel that something is off with him. You know what it is,

He gets up you slowly come behind him wrapping your hands around his waist.

>> Babe what’s wrong?

You whisper in his ear.

>> You are……

>> I am….. How…..

>> That photo shoot

You push him on sofa and sit in his lap facing him. He is not  mad but you apologize.

>> Okay I am sorry. It won’t happen again.

>> Promise?

>> I would never lie to you baby

>> Good and don’t call me baby. You don’t know what can I do to you

>> Then…. let’s find out….

You kiss him slowly and kiss goes deeper. You make out with him for long time until you drag him to bedroom where you spend sweet night with him.


>> My Koro has been very bad.

>> Ota what are you talking  about?

>> How could my deer Koro disobey her master like that doing that phot shoot with male model.

>> Ota are you jealous?

>>…….Koro… You’re getting punished

He comes closer to you and when he’s one foot away from you he asks

>> How could you let that guy touch you?

He shows the photo to you. The male model is hugging you from behind while his head is on your shoulder.

>> Actually Ota I never knew I would shoot with anybody. When he came 2 days ago for shooting I couldn’t say no. I know you hate and don’t like it but I promise you next time I  have a male partner I ask for you

Ota looks deep in your eyes.

>> Deal….. but did his touch make you feel good?

>> No Ota! Only your touch can make me feel good my angelic artist

>> Correct. I love that answer _____. Prepare yourself for a wild night.

And before you could protest he grabs you towards that lovely shared bedroom. True to his words it was the wildest night of your life full of sweet rewards and ‘bad’ punishments.


You step into Baba’s suit. Hearing low sobs from bedroom caught your atention and you slowly come in. Baby is sitting on bed hugging a pillow looking at your new shoot. Baba was faking it you know that as a thief and womanizer he is very good at it excellent. Yet you decide to play

>> Baba! What’s wrong honey?

>> I’m broken….

>> Broken?…

>> Yes…. My sweet princess broke my heart

>> I’m sorry

>> Yes you should be…. Now I will never be the same

>> Just because you’re jealous

>> …… No… I need someone to fix me

That thief will never stop playing with you. Maybe that’s why you love him so much.

>> Hahhaha

He looks confused

>> You’re laughing at my pain.

He puts  a sad face and turn away from you. You know what he wants.

>> Well…. I’m free now. I can fix you

You give him a peek on his lip. He looks  at you and locks his arms around you.

>> That was totally unfair ______

>> But you like it…. So where does it hurt you the most?

He shows on his chest

>> Okay …….. I can fix this

You said kissing his lips pushing him on bed taking his clothes off. He enjoyed that night were you pleasure him. One day that thief will cost your heart but you don’t care.

The Opposite

You are the exact opposite of each other.

He’s confident, you’re timid. He’s famous, you’re low-key. He has an overwhelming personality while you are passive. He knows what he wants, and you work on what comes to you. He’s a fighter while you hide. He’s beautiful, you’re plain. He’s amazing, you’re ordinary.

And yet, you compliment each other so well. You are two different pieces in a puzzle, but you fit together like no one else.

“Where are you?” Kiseok says once you put your phone against your ear.

“I’m looking at you.”

“Huh? You’re in Busan?”

“No,” you giggle, “I’m at Seoul. I mean, I am looking at your poster. You have one–a big one–here near the grocery.”

On the end of his line, you hear him produce the familiar stream of laughter you’re so fond of. “What poster is that?”

“You know, that one with AOMG. Gray’s wearing that fur coat. You’re in the middle.”

“Oh… How long are you planning to stand in front of that poster?”

Your eyes flick at the plastic bag full of the things you bought at the grocery, seeming to get heavier as the time passes by. “Until I get tired of looking at you?”

“Won’t that take forever?” Kiseok shifts on his seat and you can imagine him doing so as if you’re beside him. Is it even possible to say that you can hear him smiling?

“Hm, I don’t mind,” you tighten your grip on your phone, still looking at his 2-dimensional face looking back at you. And you think of how you want the real deal–the full-blooded, breathing man–and how you need to be patient, because tomorrow morning he’ll come home to your arms. And you smile. “I don’t mind at all.”

Because in this world, you two–who are so opposite–know that it’s your difference that exactly what makes everything better.


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ONE: I have a Bearded Dragon named Etamin!
TWO: I was once “Tumblr famous” But then deleted my blog!
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HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): 6+ years of RP experience and around oh … 8 or 9 years total of writing.
PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:  Tumblr, Skype, Discord, Google Docs, Deviant Art I still use all of these
BEST EXPERIENCE: Meeting my best friend @ramblinggunslinger bc my muse tried to kill theirs. 


FEMALE OR MALE:  I have no preference
FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:  God I love angst, then fluff, and then smut. And then back to angst.
PLOTS OR MEMES:  Either works for me
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: Long replies 100% but you never have to match length with me.
BEST TIME TO WRITE: At night when I am exhausted as all Hell and want to sleep.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Not really? Angela is fairly positive and very pro-peace, whereas I can be the exact opposite.

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  • Bossuet: *whispers* Chapeau my friend, you just subtly called him a motherfucker.

Many Americans have a pre-formed opinion of Hillary Clinton, who is expected to announce her candidacy for president this weekend. Call it a blessing — or, simply, an inevitable effect — of being in the public eye for so long. But Clinton has long implied that the public perception of her is all wrong.

“Well, as someone close to me once said, ‘I’m probably the most famous person you don’t really know,’ ” Clinton told NBC in 2007.

Eight years later, Clinton could probably make the same argument. So, here are some things about the frontrunner for the 2016 Democratic nomination that you may not know or just may not remember.

5 Things You Should Know About Hillary Clinton

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Caption: Hillary Clinton in June 1969 at the Rodham family home. She was featured in a Life magazine story called “The Class of '69.”

Little Big Ben takes a bow. Eee, but they’d be reet proud down on Emmerdale Farm. Bouncing Ben’s happy mum, you see, is actress Wanda Ventham, 38 [actually almost 41 but it’s ok], who starred in the TV series. Her actor husband Tim Carlton helped to bring Ben—a sturdy nine-pounder—into the world at Queen Charlotte’s Hospital, London. And he was clearly impressed with Wanda’s little wonder.

everyone’s seen this photo but here is the (…somewhat weirdly written) article about baby benedict as it appeared on july 24, 1976, a few days after his birth. i like the murder headline right below it.

This is absolutely disgusting and wrong and degrading on every level. What makes you think that you can just reach out and physically touch another human being like that just because you felt like it? Just because her hair looked pretty? Just because she’s your famous idol? You don’t know Tiffany. No matter how many years you’ve watched her through your computer screen or tv, no matter how much you THINK you know her, you do not know her. And you most certainly do not know her well enough to be touching her so casually and so easily. Especially in a situation where she’s ALREADY surrounded by a bunch of people wanting her attention all at once. I imagine she was nothing but scared and felt totally violated, no matter how much she smiled and thanked everyone for coming to see her. She’ll never speak out about this kind of disrespect, and that’s why it happens and will probably keep happening. It breaks my heart. It’s possible to love your idols from a safe distance. This person should be ashamed of themselves and their actions. It’s possible to love your idols without touching them without their consent. It’s possible to still treat your idols like humans. Respect your idols. They’re still people behind all of the entertainment they provide for you.

Media carries with it a credibility that is totally undeserved. You have all experienced this, in what I call the Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. (I refer to it by this name because I once discussed it with Murray Gell-Mann, and by dropping a famous name I imply greater importance to myself, and to the effect, than it would otherwise have.)

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray’s case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the “wet streets cause rain” stories. Paper’s full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I’d point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all. But when it comes to the media, we believe against evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper. When, in fact, it almost certainly isn’t. The only possible explanation for our behavior is amnesia.

—  Michael Crichton. “Why Speculate?” July 2005
  • BN: It seems you protect what's important to you really well. Is that more decision or impulse?
  • KS: I'm super fuckin' impulsive, to a fault. Once Twilight came out, and I got super fuckin' famous overnight, I was so repulsed and scared. I was just terrified. I literally started building these brick walls everywhere.
  • BN: A lot of mistrust?
  • KS: Exactly, which is a bummer. I've definitely taken some of those down since. You need to know what's going on, you need to see over the wall. It can't be so high that you're totally insulated. But I've never really had any desire to share with people I don't know.