I need help I really need help I'm freaking the fuck out please help me
My cat who’s been missing for 3 months just showed up out of nowhere I comometly gave up hope of finding him and tbh thought the worse by now
But I need help I really fucking need help both his eyes are just messed up he can’t see anything they look like they’re at that stage where they will rot and cause him more problems I’m fuckijg freaking we don’t have money I need help
Pleas PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COMMISSION ME OR DONATE TO PHOXYART@GMAIL.COM
I WILL POST PICTURES LATER BUT I PROMISE THEYRE GRAPHIC SO ILL TAG THEM AS #GRAPHIC
Just god please reblig this please if you have any spare money just donate please I don’t even know how Mich this will cost but god I’m scared I don’t want him to sit here and rot
you are with him but still think of me dont you? yes you do you fucking do cause im the best thing that happened in your life but you messed up lost everything. you want everything back but theres no way back i dont miss you i miss memories.💔
i find the whole “character being their own love rival” trope very funny so imagine lance telling keith he has a crush on someone and keith is devasted. he thinks he’s lost all of his chances so he runs to the others for help/support.
“He likes someone already Shiro!!!! You don’t understand…maybe it was one of those alien we met the other day. MY LIFE IS OVER…… I can’t believe I have a love rival i’m gonna challenge them to a duel or something.”
“Hunk tell me who Lance’s crush is.”
“….Keith you know I can’t. Best friend’s duty.”
“BUT WHY CAN’T I KNOW”
“Why do you care so much anyways?”
“I…well… just wanna make sure they won’t hurt Lance?? He’s my friend too you know.. ahah…”
“Yeah…sure” *looks at the camera*
(Keith tries to ask the mice to know because they know all the gossip but he doesn’t manage to get any informations from them and he’s dying inside) One day (and many conspiracy theories about who the lucky person might be later) he gains the courage to directly ask Lance who he likes. Lance decides to mess with him a little bit.
“If I tell you will you promise you won’t do anything about it?”
“Wha–What could I possibly do…pffft I’m just making sure they’re good for you…You’re my… fr..ival…? I didn’t…set up a conspiracy wall on my room or anything.”
“Okay. Well then… I have a crush on you”
“Ha. Ha. Very funny. Be serious now please.”
“Wait….WAIT……YOU ARE SERIOUS”
“Oh my god. Oh my god…………….I can’t believe…. I was my own….love rival?? What the fuck I spent so much time trying not to hate…the recipient of your affections…aka….myself???”
“You could have just asked me directly before jumping to conclusion or ask other people???”
“Okay…you’re right… sorry”
“I’ll forgive you only if you tell my crush I want to go on a date with him. Does he say yes?”
Anon request: Hello– bts react to you suddenly topping them (during sex) to try and make them feel pleasure @j-alifr request: BTS reaction to you riding them but going veeeery slowly (teasing them), please?
A/N; I combined the two because they were similar, I hope you like it! ^-^
hey, you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest…
and you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you
i’ve found time can heal most anything, and you just might find who you’re supposed to be…
and there you are on your knees, begging for forgiveness, begging for me, just like i always wanted, but i’m so sorry…
and the saddest fear comes creeping in, that you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything yeah
and for the first time, what’s past is past..
this is falling in love in the cruelest way, this is falling for you when you are world’s away…
call a cab, lose my number, you’re about to lose your girl…
and what do you do when the one who means the most to you… is the one who didn’t show…
this is a state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight, love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right…
you took the time to memorise me, my fears, my hopes, and dreams i just like hanging out with you all the time…
two headlights shine through the sleepless night, and i will get you i’ll get you alone, your name has echoed through my mind and i just think you should think you should know that nothing safe is worth the drive and i will follow you follow you home…
we made a quite a mess babe, it’s probably better off this way, and i confess babe, in my dreams you’re touching my face, and asking me if i wanna try again with you, and i almost do…
distance, timing, breakdown, fighting, silence, train runs off its tracks, kiss me try to fix it, could you just try to listen… hang up, give up, for the life of us we can’t get back…
but i took your matches before fire could catch me so don’t look now… i’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town…
my thoughts will echo your name until i see you again, these are the words i held back as i was leaving too soon, i was enchanted to meet you..
time turns flames to embers, you’ll have new september’s, every one of us has messed up too…
and i hope the sun shines and its a beautiful day, and something reminds you you wished you had stayed, you can plan for a change in weather and time, but i never planned on you changing your mind…
will you take a moment, promise me this, that you’ll stand by me forever, but if god forbid fate should step in, and force us into a goodbye, if you have children someday, when they point to the pictures, please tell them my name, tell them how the crowds went wild, tell them how i hope they shine..
remember when you hit the brakes too soon, 20 stitches in the hospital room, when you started crying baby i did too, when the sun came up i was looking at you, remember when you couldn’t take the heat, i walked out i said I’m setting you free but the monsters turned out to be just trees, and when the sun came up you were looking at me…
you were all i wanted, but not like this….
you’ll see me in hindsight, tangled up with you all night, burnin it down, someday when you leave me i bet these memories will follow you around..
remind me how it used to be, pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks, and say you want me….
your smile, my ghost, i fell to my knees, when you’re young you just run, but you come back to what you need…
now that I’m clean, i’m never gonna risk it…
i reached for you but you were gone, i knew i had to go back home, you search the world for something else to make you feel like what we had, and in the end in wonderland we both went mad…
Could you do an imagine where the reader is J’s girlfriend & she’s cute & needy & heavily into the Daddy kink & it drives him crazy (not able to focus on work) then rough smut happens thxx
Oh how boring a day could be. J was stuck in his office trying to work as I wandered around the penthouse with absolutely nothing to do. The tv was on, but I gave up trying to find something interesting to watch. Maybe I could talk him through and so we could go out for a drive around the city or something? Being alone was the worst.
‘’Daddy!’’ I whined as soon as I opened his office door.He was sitting on his big leather chair and facing down to some papers. Didn’t even raise his eyes. ‘’Daddy I’m bored’’I told him and walked further into the room. I was wearing his purple button up shirt as my only clothing right now which was something he usually liked.
‘’Go bother Frost or something, I’m busy’’ He mumbled and then grabbed a new paper. I crossed my arms and decided to give this man a break from planning so many crimes. ‘’Come on..We could do something else daddy’’ I winked and leaned against his desk. I knew this was risky, but man I had nothing else to do either. J looked up to me and saw what I was wearing. ‘’Baby girl, daddy is working. I’m coming later’’ He tried to say calmly, but I knew I was getting onto something.
‘’Ooh that’s a pretty pen’’ I chirped and took his pen from his hand. It was a normal black pen, but I had to get it away from him. ‘’Give it back’’ He demanded and reached out his palm for me. ‘’I don’t think so. You should take a break ‘’ I smiled and then put the pen in the pocket of his shirt that I was wearing. His eyes grew darker and I knew I was pissing him off.
‘’Y/N I swear to god I need it’’He growled and stood up. Yes. ‘’Come and get it daddy’’ I encouraged him and walked backwards as he came closer. He clenched his jaw and his breathing got husky. He gave me a dark look and then saw a wall nearby. Before I knew it, I was pinned against the wall and J was in front of me. Our eyes met and I saw how full of lust his were. ‘’That’s a start. At least you got your bum off of that chair’’ I chirped happily. He put a finger on my lips and took a deep breath.
‘’I’m really trying to work baby, but you’re making it hard for me’’ J growled with a very serious tone. Just what I wanted to hear. ‘’Sorry. There’s nothing to do so I wanted to come and see you daddy’’ I pouted and then used that one word that always drove him insane. ‘’You know you shouldn’t interrupt me’’ the corners of his mouth curved into a smile. I nodded to let him know that I knew I was breaking the rules.
‘’Such a bad bad girl’’ He whispered darkly and licked his lips. ‘’Sorry daddy’’ I apologized, but I didn’t mean it at all. I knew I was about to get him over the edge. ‘’Careful’’ He warned me and pointed at me with his long finger. ‘’For what?’’ I grinned and then he murmured something under his breath. He was trying to stay calm, but I wasn’t allowing that to happen. ‘’Let’s do something’’ I sighed and pulled his shirt. ‘’You keep misbehaving over and over again. I think someone needs to be punished’’ He suddenly noted and grabbed my wrist.
His eyes darkened and I knew he was angry that I got him away from work. Suddenly he started walking back to the desk and pulled my wrist and forced me to follow him. I tried to contain my excitement as he finally decided to do something. J pushed me against the flat surface and then lifted the hem of the shirt I was wearing so my bum was visible for him.
‘’How many do you think that you deserve, hm?’’ He nearly growled and put his other hand on my back. ‘’I don’t know daddy.. 3?’’ I suggested innocently and fluttered my eyelashes at him. He just chuckled and my suggestion. ‘’You haven’t been that good. I think it’s more like 10′’ He thought out loud and rubbed the skin softly. I knew that his spanks were hard, but I had a weird pain kink, just like the daddy kink that turned us both on.
Then out of the blue he slapped his palm against my ass, making me gasp in surprise. A stinging pain took over, but it was replaced my pleasure. ‘’Count’’ J demanded and then spanked me again. ‘’2′’ I moaned out and held onto the edge of the desk. ‘’Oh..you like this don’t you?’’ He questioned me with a husky voice and slapped my bum cheeks. ‘’3..’’ I whimpered and ignored his question. He was making me extremely wet now. 4..5..6..7..8, all in a row and it made me yell out. My eyes got teary, but I still kept a smile on my face.
‘’Oh you’re such a bad girl Y/N’’ He let me know. ‘’I can’t help it daddy’’ I defended myself and deserved a harder spank, making me groan. ‘’9′’ I muttered and prepared myself for one more. J knew that i got impatient easily. So he waited just to be a damn tease. ‘’You won’t be able to walk tomorrow so you can’t walk in and distract me’’ He warned me with a low voice. Just as I opened my mouth to speak, he spanked me one last time time and caused me to yell out his name.
‘’10′’ I added quickly and then let out a big breath. I heard as he unbuckled his belt, but I didn’t turn to look because I didn’t want to misbehave more. Suddenly he ripped off the shirt from me and threw it somewhere on the floor. ‘’You’re so naughty baby girl..’’ He whispered and then pushed himself into me with no warning. My lips parted and my eyes nearly rolled out of my head from the sudden pleasure.
He put his hands on my waist and then started to pound in and out of my soft wet walls. J held onto me so tightly that I was sure it would leave visible marks. ‘’Yes Daddy!’’ I cried out and gritted my teeth. His movements were rough and harsh, showing no mercy at all. The sudden roughness hurt, but it also felt so good that I wished this bittersweet pleasure would stay forever.
J grunted in pleasure and thrusted his length so deep I could nearly feel him in my tummy. I could nearly see stars. His hand found my hair and he tugged it a little so I had to lean closer to him with my back, supporting my weigh with my arms. He kept fucking me hard from behind, but soon I felt his lips on my neck. ‘’Are you still bored?’’ he breathed out and smled dirtily. I could barely breathe because I kept moaning and crying out in raw pleasure. My heart was beating faster as adrenaline pumped through my body. ‘’N-No..’’ I stuttered quietly.
‘’No ,what?’’ He growled and gave me a hard thrust, making my body jump a little and I cursed out a few curse words. ‘’No daddy’’ I let him know and then gulped. It pleased his dirty mind to hear that. An orgasm was forming rapidly and I knew that he wouldn’t stop until he came, not caring about my orgasm. This was my punishment. I’d either be lucky and come at the same time, or then he’d make me come and keep thrusting his big cock in my sensitive cunt, making the pleasure way more intense and overwhelming.
‘’You’re close’’ You whispered and felt my walls pulsing on him. I gritted my teeth and tried to hold back the orgasm that was building up. Knowing J, he’d do anything to make me come now. I wasn’t wrong either. His other hand touched my clit and he started rubbing it roughly, making my legs shake. ‘’Daddy..please I-I can’t-’’ I whimpered quietly ,but it was useless. He was so rough that it brought me over the edge quickly.
My orgasm came without a warning, sending a wave of pleasure through my body. I shut my eyes for a while as I tried to gather myself, but I could feel my juices leaking down my leg.
My legs kept shaking wildly as J fucked my tightened walls. He was moaning deeply and soon I felt his teeth sinking into my shoulder as he bit me. The pleasure was too much. I was moaning uncontrollably and I could barely hold onto the table anymore.
His thrusts got sloppier and I knew he was close now. ‘’Cum inside me’’ I encouraged him even tho I could barely talk. Only seconds later I felt his cum filling me up, as he came. I breathed out shakily and was allowed to breathe for a moment. J moaned my name which was the sexiest thing I have ever heard. It made me so happy that I was able to make him feel good.
Even tho he was punishing me for being so misbehaving.
J pulled out and I felt how his warm cum ran down my leg along with my arousal. I bit my bottom lip and tried to calm down from the rough sex. I knew for sure that I would be sore tomorrow. ‘’Are you happy now?’’ J asked me and walked in front of me, taking a seat on his chair. His green hair was a mess and his skin was sweaty from fucking me like there was no limit.The after sex-glow suited him.
‘’Mmhm’’ I mumbled a yes and then tried to stand up, being completely naked in front of him. J had pulled up his pants and he was obviously going to continue working. ‘’How about you take a bath? I’ll join you in five’’ He promised and then grabbed a new pen from his desk. A bath sounded amazing. Ooh especially with a bathbomb.
‘’See you then’’ I smiled tiredly and then tried to walk out of his office. I felt his eyes on me as I struggled to walk in a straight line. All I could hear was him laughing at me, but I didn’t mind. It was kinda amusing.
I think this is the third time I posted this. It keeps on getting deleted for some reason so i’m sorry if it’s popping in and out of your dashboard.
Request: Can you make a young Sirius x reader smut? Like he wants some attention and that’s what he gets
WARNING: sexual themes, rough
Time had passed by quite fast and (Y/n) have been unaware of this. She had been studying for hours upon hours, her mind completely immersed in every lesson and chapter. She was normally not this studious and would rather read other books, preferably something intriguing and not the names of every plant that could heal a doxy’s bite if it weren’t for her N.E.W.T.S.
(Y/n) took a deep breath and was about to flip to the next page when she heard loud voices coming from the doorway.
“Got it from a muggle store! I told them I wanted one of those black dragonskin jackets and no questions asked and voila, they gave it to me!” Sirius bragged loudly to his housemates who were all awed. He straightened his brand new leather jacket and ran his fingers through his hair, making the ladies squeal, but he had one girl in mind.
He approached you from behind the couch where you sat, resting his chin on your shoulder before giving you a quick kiss on the cheek.
“Hello, love. Haven’t seen you all day,” he smiled, “What’re you reading?”
“Healing herbs,” (Y/n) replied.
Sirius immediately picked up the humorless tone in your voice and so he brushed the back of his fingers on your cheek, gently turning your face to meet his eyes.
“But you’ve been studying all the day. I missed you.” He tucked your hair affectionately behind your ear.
“I know, sweetheart. I just need to study for the exams.”
Sirius tilted his head, something that made your heart melt and swell.
“Maybe you should read someplace else, mm? So you could um…concentrate better?” His voice lowered, thick with lust but (Y/n) did not notice.
The common room was now full of other students, loudly chattering, so it was no longer a quiet place to study. Maybe Sirius has a point. Oblivious to his intentions, (Y/n) smiled and nodded.
A different scenery might just help a lot and to be with Sirius would certainly help her study better since he was great in almost every class. She closed her book while Sirius followed her from behind, eyeing her short skirt as she climbs up the stairs to their dormitory.
He closed the door gently, locking it with a spell. (Y/n) sat down on one of the beds and opened her book to where she left off but Sirius had a different idea in mind.
He transformed himself into his animagus form, a large black dog with his neck tie as a red collar, before walking up to the bed where you sat. He sniffed your socks and began to tickle your toes with his nose.
“Sirius! Tsk, no!” You pulled away, tucking your legs to your chest. “I’m not in the mood.”
The dog whined and hopped onto the bed, continuously sniffing you and licking your hands but seeing as you were definitely not giving up easily, he took the book from you and dashed under the bed.
“Sirius! Get back here! I am not playing games!”
This only made him happier so he wagged his tail and ran around the room while you chased him. It went for a few minutes with you casting spells and charms to make him stop but he was quicker. After a few hexes, however, you managed to knock him out. He slowly transformed back into his human form, his back against the wall with your book between his teeth.
You took it from him and he smirked once more, “Still gonna study, love?”
With a shake of your head, you replied to him and gave a sigh, “I believe not. I won’t be able to pay attention anymore.”
“Then have it on me.”
He kissed you deeply and pulled you against his chest, his hands on your waist. You kissed him back with the equal amount of adoration and pure lust, tasting him, feeling him. His tongue began to lick your lips and even felt brave enough to slide inside your mouth, coaxing your tongue to come out and play. You moaned softly against his hardening length before whispering close to his ear.
“Was this your plan all along? To distract me?” You teased, “ Because if it is…”
You wrapped your hand around his neck tie, pulling him close before licking a long stripe from his jaw to the shell of his ear.
“You’ve been a very bad dog.”
Sirius was beyond aroused. His cock stiffened and he could not contain it any longer. He needed attention and you were going to give it to him whether you liked it or not. He did not need anymore teasing. He wanted the main event, the highlight, the damn fucking main dish.
He swiftly removed his jacket and shirt, revealing his toned chest before ripping away your blouse, leaving it as a torn piece of fabric lying on the floor. You immediately jumped and he caught you by the thighs, continuing his hot kisses on your throat. He nipped your skin softly, leaving you moaning and grinding against his hard on.
“Mm, I feel you, love. So sweet.”
He skillfully unhooked your bra and had you pressed against the wall, his mouth now trailing down from your collarbone to the top of your breasts. He began to suck on your skin, marking you as his own, leaving hickeys behind. They would surely stay for days just like last time but at this point, you were sure that everybody knows who they belong to. He gave you a quick peck and moved to your nipples, sucking it into his mouth. He flicked it with his tongue while his other hand groped your other breast, making you moan louder.
“A-Ah, Sirius…T-That feels…good,”
“Come on, sweetheart. Onto the bed,“
He commanded. You headed towards the nearest bed and laid down, sprawled out on the sheets with heaving breaths. Sirius crawled on top of you slowly like a hungry predator approaching its prey, his eyes staring back at you. It sent shivers down your spine to see him so primal and wild but it also excited you as you have never seen him like this before. He hovered above you and tugged your skirt down, removing it completely. His eyes landed on your panties and the wet spot that had now formed on the cloth.
“Is that for me, darling?”
“Mm, love it when you say my name,” He knelt down between your legs and spread them apart. “I would love it more if you screamed it.”
He quickly removed your panties and dove into your womanhood, tasting the juices that trickled down. Your hand automatically went to his hair, grabbing a fistful. His fingers moved to your opening, his thumb pressing into your clit in such a way that made you writhe beneath his merciless tongue and fingers.
“Oh, Sirius! Mm…”
He licked up and down slowly, making sure you enjoy every second he dragged his tongue across your folds. You were already soaking by the time he stuck two of his fingers inside you, you gripping the sheets hard. He kept his pace quick and fast, allowing them to slide in and out of you easily until you were nearing your climax. That’s when he had to stop and kiss your lips to taste you once more.
“Please don’t tease me anymore. I want you so bad.”
You did not need to say it again. Sirius removed his pants and boxers and pumped his thick cock in front of you. You couldn’t help but admire the way he bit his lip as he pleasured himself before slicking your folds with his pre-cum. He gently pushed in, savoring every inch that entered your tight cavern, moaning so quietly until he bottomed out. He pulled all the way and thrusted back once more, creating a slow rhythm that had you wrapping your legs around his waist.
“Ugh, so tight, m’ dear! Feels so fucking good. And it’s all for me.”
He growled. He rested his elbows on the mattress and started increasing his speed. He thrusted hard and fast, driven to feel the need to you make come. You were his princess, his queen, and his goddess and deserved nothing but the best. The bed began to squeak and scratch the floor, no doubt leaving behind marks. He was slamming himself inside you and could not care less of the damage the two of you caused in the room. You were entrapped in this moment of intense pleasure and passion the man you loved.
After a few more minutes, Sirius pulled out and carried you to the top of the bed where you were close to the wall.
“Come on, baby. I want you on your hands and knees,”
You sat up and positioned yourself before him, your arse in front of him.
“So nice for me, love. That’s a good girl.”
He slid back inside you and continued thrusting, his pace quicker than ever. He soon began to hit your g-spot and it was at this moment, you were already moaning and screaming. Your insides were clenching onto him tight as you were pushed near your climax.
“Ahh! S-Sirius! Oh my God,” you screamed, “A-Ah! I’m so close!”
“Oh, love. Yes! Do it for me, baby. Come for me. Doing so well!”
He gave your arse a loud smack before draining thick spurts of his cum inside you while you released as well. It was the best climax you’ve ever had and even though you were not his first, Sirius admitted that no one had ever made him cum that much. He panted heavily as though he ran for miles before pulling out and lying beside you.
“That was…amazing,” He smiled, pulling a blanket and covering the two of you.
“Mm, I enjoyed it.” You replied, giggling. You scooted close to him and rested your head on his chest, your fingers tracing circles on his skin. He yawned wide and kissed your forehead softly.
“I promise you we’ll study tomorrow. No more distractions.”
The two of you soon fell fast asleep, all safe and sound.
“Blimey, Padfoot, you could’ve at least had the decency to clean up. All your clothes are on my bed,” James scolded.
“And my lamp’s broken! Even the drawers are a mess!” Peter complained.
“Trust me, boys, both of you have the least damage,” Remus sighed and wiped his face with his hand frustratedly. “At least you don’t have scratches on your walls and floors.”
“What can I say? We study hard,” Sirius replied with a grin.
Why Does it Have to be You? - Damian Wayne x Reader
Requested by Anon -
a Damian x reader where Klarion has started causing chaos around Gotham and the only person he’s willing to listen to is the reader, because he has a crush on them.
The night was a quiet one. So quiet, in fact, Damian sent you home earlier when he caught you yawning one too many times. He knew you hadn’t been getting much rest lately.
Damian was currently crouched by a stone gargoyle, debating whether he should turn in himself. The thought about crawling into bed next to you seemed very appealing. He frowned, glancing at the clock tower behind him to find it still an unnaturally early hour. Taking out his grapple gun, Damian decided to make one more round of the city before returning home to you.
Damian was just going passed the Gotham Train Station when a explosion sent him tumbling to the ground. He rolled back to his feet before scrambling to see what happened. Much to his displeasure, he spotted a swam of magical energy surrounding the building.
Swinging down to slip into the building through one of the windows, Damian growled as he saw Klarion floating in the center of the room.
“What are you doing here, Witch Boy?” Damian demanded, dropping down to the floor. Klarion sneered at him, lifting a finger to zap a civilian unlucky enough to cross his path. The person turned into a mouse, scurrying away.
“Go away, Birdy. My kitty might eat you,” Klarion threatened, glancing around. He frowned when he realized Damian was the only vigilante in the room. “Where is (Y/N)?”
Damian sighed, sensing what this was about. “(Y/N) is not here, Witch Boy. I’m afraid you only have me tonight.” He watched silently as Klarion’s face slowly grew redder and more grotesque. Damian’s eyes widened when he felt something brush against his leg. He glanced down to find Teekl. Before he could move, Teekl turned into a giant beast. Damian fought the monstrous Teekl while Klarion threw magic blasts at him.
“No, No, No!!!” Klarion was screaming as Damian did his best to avoid the magic blasts and Teekl. Eventually, one of Teekl’s paws slammed into Damian throwing him out of the building and into the street. Damian could feel one of his ribs crack, but rolled out of the way of another magic blast from Klarion.
Sell the raven cycle to me. Why should i read it? What's so good about it?
man that’s a tall order lemme do my best here
1. The characters are very difficult jigsaw puzzle people. They’re wedged in the middle of adulthood and childhood, and magical realism is sprinkled over top of that awkwardness so that we feel very situated in that exact space and time of lost & messing up & family not being enough anymore/friendship being all you can see. And it’s not just the main characters, it’s a spectrum of cameos from people so vivid that you could hitch a ride to a whole other series on their backs. It’s this mass of interconnected lovers and churchgoers and rich boys and school-haters and hard-asses and scared kids and witches and characters that don’t quite know whether to be alive or dead.
Every person is lovingly invented to be difficult to parse upon first glance. they’re magic-eye people. You know when you’re at the optometrist and they put down slides on their big ol’ eye contraption and ask you to tell them when things get clear? it’s kind of like that. You’ve gotta keep accumulating lenses and when it’s finally clear you realize you don’t know where or how the difference set in. And better yet, the characters feel that way too – you’ve got unreliable points of view from everyone from villains to leads to sentient forests, figuring each other out, growing and misunderstanding and loving from afar. Everything has a voice, even birds and trees. This book is made of too many voices in too many languages and all you can do is sit down and be very still and listen (jot that down)
2. The plot/magic in this book are compelling as all hell, and they wind and trip and fall, but it’s worth climbing in and letting the car speed so your head rattles or the magical forest turn you around until you get lost. It’s just the right balance of relatable teenaged disasters and wholly un-relatable living nightmares and hitmen and possession via nature and ghosts and old old old magicians. Somehow pizza with the gang transmutes quietly into burying the carcass of a monster, tennis during the day becomes deadly streaking car racing until someone wins or dies. The books never let up, they go and go and talk about how much they’re going and throw too much at you.
It’s frustrating actually, the way you’re breathless for four entire novels. There are so many loose ends that you start writing ways to tie them together in your head before you’ve even finished. Impossible things represent gritty reality at every turn, you have manifestations of real depression, escapism from real abuse, resentment of real neglectful parents. You have a mosaic of things that hurt so much that they’ve become magic so that we can stand to look at them. trc wants you to look at a kissing curse and a dead king and quietly put them aside until you need them again. If you only read the back of the book, you’re brushing fingers against a scapegoat for a host of things that are much realer.
3. The writing knows what it’s doing. It needles its way into pretentious territory, but I can’t pretend that trc didn’t burrow into my writing style and rearrange things. The writing feels like.. i don’t know man like you’re holding a beating heart in your hand and watching it sputter and try to keep going, and it’s fucking amazing to witness even though you know it can’t last forever. You can see the mechanism of it and gore of it, but you keep watching and waiting. There are so many plain little to the point sentences that fit into the grand scheme of things so perfectly that you just. sob. and there are so many intricate metaphors and frank magical descriptions and charming, human ways of saying something that isn’t charming or human.
It’s a hell of a series. It knows when to open the door, it trusts that you’ll come through it. It makes you hurt so bad for a friendship that hurtles down like an asteroid and ruins everything but you. It makes you feel a little better about whatever ancient welsh king you’re looking for, whatever night horror is ripping up your head space. It makes you dog-ear every other page because the dialogue is so unnecessarily clever and the descriptions sit right in your throat where you almost choke on them.
It’s not perfect. But it singlehandedly made me start reading again (heart in mouth 4 am reading, buying the ebook the second it comes out reading, crying at lines that shouldn’t be cried at reading), what put things in motion for me to make a funny little book blog called ravenvsfox
I can’t promise that you’ll like it, but I think the mess is beautiful & youthful and there are miles of slack to make it whatever you’d like. I hope you pick The Raven Boys up and see where they drive you in their stupid orange car.
long had it been? Four or Five Years since you became his caretaker?
Five, but the last year seemed like a blur. A wonderful blur, but a blur
nonetheless. Now, the merman considered you more than a friend or
caregiver. You were his mate. And he made sure to show it and let any
staff member know if they even looked at you with a lustful gaze.
was a special case. He was sentient and had the ability to speak.
Though he often refused to. So, the staff members allowed the
relationship to form. And when your manager saw his drastic improvements
- he urged you to take it much farther than just friends.
was a deep sea Mermaid. Unlike the reef mermaids who were predominantly
female and brightly colored. His skin was desaturated and light grey.
His body was muscular, but athletic. He had: black hair, a Spiney tail
with bioluminescent scales that formed a pattern, sharp teeth, webbed
hands, and pink eyes that dilated and contracted in the light. And his
species were predominantly male. They rarely ever came to the surface
unless in need of help. This Merman however was caught in Reef Mermaid
Territory and they nearly ripped him limb from limb. His injuries had
been life threatening, but thankfully since he was a rather large size -
he was able to the operated on and saved.
When his time
came to be released back into the wild - he relented. He wanted to stay
and learn more about humans. And the aquarium allowed it. In return he
just had to show off every once in awhile for an audience; something he
was fine with doing since it was only for an hour three times a day.
he was picky about his humans. Only certain ones could give him medical
care. And only one could teach him. And that was you. And he fell for
you very quickly. He would always bring you gifts or ask certain staff
to give you cards he came up with. Or even give you a bag of his
favorite human snacks. And in your fourth year, you started to fall for
him slowly. He even gave himself a human name for you.
He didn’t understand the concept of gender. Biological sex yes, but gender was something he honestly didn’t care about.
looked out and saw him break the surface his pink eyes just watching
you. You watched him go back under. Something was up. You took off your
jacket and set his meal aside. Then your shoes before carefully wading
into the water.
He popped up again this time in front of you. He looked flustered.
“S-sorry.” he mumbled, “I’m not feeling the best today.”
“It’s alright, are you feeling feverish? Bloated or?” you asked him.
aquarium knew a lot about his biology, but there was one thing they
could never figure out and that was mating cycles. They weren’t like
most animals where it was yearly or even monthly. Their cycles had to
build up. And something in the back of your head told you - you were
about to find out all about his biological mating cycle.
“Bloated… is a very good word for this love.” he chuckled softly, “Tell me what is the moon phase?”
“Full, and the fifth Anniversary of you being here.” you said blinking curiously.
that would be it…” he said, “Love it would be wise if you were not in
the pool with me. I’m sentient, but still wild in my own way.” he gently
pushed you into the shallow end.
It clicked. And your face was crimson red.
“O-oh!” is all you said.
He nodded, “I don’t want to risk hurting you.”
You scrambled back a bit, and he followed, but was still a few feet away. He just gave you a gentle smile.
“Sweetheart, you know you can ask me anything right?” you asked him softly.
do, but I know not how human anatomy would work with mine. I cannot
risk hurting you or feel the heartbreak of an unviable brood. This will
pass I promise.” he said albeit eerily calmly.
over and saw the bucket of fish and hummed. He grabbed it and devoured
the entire thing. Which was odd for him as he was a light eater. Yet
this time he left nothing but bones.
“I-i mean… if human males can inseminate the Reef Mermaids… it should work for us yes?” you asked him.
He licked his fingers, before cleaning up his mess and setting the bucket aside. He crawled up further to you. He smirked.
they are built like whales or other fish. My kind… we’re a little
different. Being all male we have a different system that can work with
each others anatomy.”
A webbed hand ran up your abdomen and gently pushed it. Like as if he were testing something. He hummed idly.
“Technically we’ve not consummated - so… I-i…” you murmured.
heard this and perked up looking down at you, eyes bright and
surprised. His skin filled with blood and turned red, his bioluminescent
parts lighting up. He seemed to really appreciate that offer. He
lowered down and kissed you.
“Tell me are you truly that serious? My kind mates for life. And if we do this~” he cooed.
giggled, “Of course, I love you Star.” you said throwing your arms
around him. You pressed into him, “T-that and to be honest I am rather
curious… if it hurts me in anyway we will stop.”
He chuckled and gently tugged at your wetsuit.
“Promise?” he asked, “And should I explain… or?”
explaining anything. It might scare me off, if I have questions I’ll
ask as we go along. And I promise.” you chuckled nervously reaching up
and unzipping your suit to reveal your breasts.
“Alright, but if I don’t stop just punch me in the nose alright?” he asked.
playfully roll your eyes, “Alright. Jesus, for a creature that’s not
supposed to be intelligent you’re smarter than most of my species
He chuckled and ripped off your suit deeming you were being too slow. “Well we do love our partners. They come first.”
looked over your body, gently touching every area he could to get a
gauge on what felt good for you. Your neck, your thighs, the small of
your back,and even smaller areas most humans forgot about. When he found
all your erogenous zones he went to work.
You were quite
surprised by how quickly he found everything. You moaned when he
nibbled at your neck and shuddered when he kneaded your breast. You
could barely return the favor as you ran your hands down his chest and
over the sensitive gills causing him to gasp slightly and moan. However
when you got too eager and moved your hands lower he pinned him above
“No, not yet.” he said groaning slightly, he
just wanted to take you, but he knew enough about humans to know they
needed a little help to be prepared for sex.
and huffed, but respected his wishes and he let go. You leaned up and
kissed him, but this time there was a thick mucus like substance. It
tasted like kelp.
He chuckled, “Trust me darling you
might not like the taste, but it’s going to make this process much
easier and far more enjoyable for you. Now, since you’re about as
clueless as I am on anatomy, please present yourself.”
You chuckled and nodded, “You’re sweet, Star.”
just smiled down at you, “No, that would be you. You’ve been nothing,
but kind to me since coming here.” he pushed himself back fully,
examining you. This was rather different. So, many choices. What to play
A cramp in his abdomen made his choice for
him. There wasn’t anytime to experiment, this was getting painful for
the merman. He needed to release his eggs and soon.
He gently rubbed two fingers over your folds causing your hips to buck up. You whimpered softly.
“O-okay, see the soft nub at top? That is a very sensitive place for us, and the middle hole? Thats our-”
“Mmm needn’t say anymore love.”
you knew it, your legs were over his shoulders and his long tongue was
working you. The mucus made everything so warm that all you could do was
moan as the pleasure became stronger.
When he nibbled
and sucked at your clit you cried out in pleasure. Your hands reaching
into his: medium length, black, wet hair. You pushed your hips into him.
Guiding him as he asked what your liked. Of course, you hadn’t known at
first due to inexperienced partners in the past, but oh boy you were
beginning to find out.
“P-please just let me ride your tongue.” you moaned out softly.
“Mmm my pleasure dear.” he said and pushed what he could of his tongue into you. Salivating even more at your taste.
formed more mucus that made your insides warm and seep in its own
natural lubricants. And if that wasn’t enough when he started moving it,
you felt like you were going to go right over the edge. Yet, no matter
how much he teased you couldn’t. Even with the mucus causing your
pleasure sensors to reach unbelievable heights.
was satisfied he pulled away, he looked at how dazed you looked and then
down at how soaked and engorged you were. Even your clit had enlarged
before it had been barely visible, but now - it was triple in size and
that’s what he had wanted. You whined spreading your legs more.
were a little embarrassed, but heavens it felt wonderful and you
trusted him not to belittle you for being so needy. He leaned over and
bit your breast leaving some teeth marks, he sucked and gently pulled
causing your back to arch.
“F-fuck Star!! Please…. Stop teasing.” you cried out.
pulled away and licked up the blood. The mucus stopped the bleeding
immediately. Good, he had no worries everything was compatible so far.
“Sweetheart, we can not do it like this, I will crush you.” he chuckled lifting your head.
You nodded, wrapping your arms around his neck and chuckled.
“How is it you can turn me into a goopy mess?” you smiled and kissed him, your core still aching.
usually I ask that.” he said and looked around, he found a rock out of
view, and gently took you to it. He carefully got onto it and then got
you situated as well.
“H-heh so like this?” you asked, “M-makes sense since I can’t… nggh breath underwater.”
“Are you okay?” he asked a bit worried.
“I’m fine just… please…” you whimpered.
look down.” he cooed softly, he had been very good about hiding his
arousal, but now some of it was peaking out, “You get to curb your
You scooted a little and looked down between
you and smirked seeing it. So, it was fairly standard to most whales and
dolphins. That made you less nervous. You hummed moving your hands down
and rubbed around it looking up seeing his eyes were closed.You giggled
and grinded on him and looked down seeing it fully emerge. It was hard
to miss against his black scales. It was a flushed pink that matched his
Your face flushed, oh he was large. No
wonder he was worried. You snickered gently wrapping a hand around it,
and felt all of the delicious ribs. The tip was thin and tapered which
would make this a little bit easier, the base was slightly bulbous which
confused you, but you rolled with it. You heard your mate moaning your
name softly his pink bioluminescent features gently rolling in a soft
You went a bit harder and faster, when his
eyes shot open. You saw this look and stopped immediately. He grunted
softly and sat up slightly pulling you into a kiss. You shuddered and
kissed him back moaning when he shoved his tongue into your mouth. You
felt his hands move you over him.
“Are you ready?” he purred
softly, “Now remember if this is successful you may not be able to go
back to a normal life. Nor can we break our bond.”
“I Understand love, just please, be gentle.” you said smiling.
“I love you.” he said and kissed you.
love you too.” you kissed him back, “I-i do have one request, could I
maybe face the other way. You are a bit large so it will be easier.”
He nodded smiling, “Of course dear.”
He shifted you around carefully so your back was against his chest and
his head rested on your shoulder before he gently lowered you onto him,
his mucus and your own lubricants made the shift painless. And each
little rib hit all the right places inside. You moaned out and leaned
back slightly and began grinding into him. He did what he could, but you
had to put out most of the work. Maybe one day they’d have a breathing
apparatus you could use this would be much easier. For now this would
have to do. You panted as you moved your hips, but you were wearing out
rather quickly. It was then that you felt your mate’s hands come around
your hips and begin lifting and plunging you onto him.
leaned back onto his chest, arm slung back to stroke his cheek. Your
breathing was becoming hard. You could feel your body coming so close.
But, it was still so far and it was frustrating. Even with the rougher
and faster pace your body was just not reaching.
“S-star please, I want to cum so badly.” you moaned.
He smirked, you were begging and it was kind of cute. A nice reversal
as well, usually he was the one begging for attention. He hummed gently
working himself deeper and deeper, the thin tip pressing pass the cervix
he came to a grind not wanting to risk hurting you. He moved his hands
around to spread your lips apart and rubbed at your engorged clit taking
the large nub between his fingers giving you a mini handjob. If this
was going to work, he needed to knot you during an orgasm so nothing
spilled out. He grunted bumping into you faster his knot growing his
fingers working your engorged clit more and more until.
you arched back and came clenching around him, barely even noticing the
knot inside locking you into place until you tried to lift your hips
and cried out again, you kept grinding into your mate setting off his
own orgasm and moaned feeling the warm liquid seep into you. There was
an unusual pressure however.
You glanced back at him, “L-love?”
He just kissed you gently, “Is it uncomfortable?”
“No, just odd…” you breathed whimpering it still felt oh so good, “How far are you in me?”
“Past your barriers darling.” he cooed moaning softly, gently grinding into you, “We’re not done yet.”
were shocked by this, at least until you felt the knot expand even
more, spreading you out. You felt little bumps in his shaft and it hit
you what was happening. And now you knew exactly why he was concerned.
However you were in too much pleasure to even care.
fuck please fill me up.” you whimpered as he bit into your neck and
thrusted only once and the eggs started moving into you. Every time one
popped in you felt heavier and heavier. You noted his stomach flattened
out as yours got bigger. You begged for more, but as soon as your womb
was full, but not stretched too far that was all he had, he rammed into
you bringing you to another orgasm as well as himself filling you up
with more fluid to round out the small pooch you did have.
cried out his name as he pulled away from your neck and licked it. Once
he was down from his high he immediately tended to you.
“Sweetie, are you okay?” he asked rubbing a hand over your now obviously bloated abdomen.
managed a nod as you felt his knot decreasing and him slipping out of
you, which made you whine. You wanted more, “Mmm it feels so good
He kissed your shoulder and gently rubbed your
clit, it was still engorged, the mucus was almost washed off though
perhaps he could bring you to another orgasm. “Patience love.” he hummed
and rubbed at it, making sure to hit all the right places until you
came again shaking against him.
He pulled away when you
cooled off and just rubbed your abdomen, “Oh my my, you took the entire
brood! Oh, they’re going to be so cute. Your dna mixed with mine.” he
was just fawning over you now. He nuzzled your cheek and licked it, “I
must get a bed put in here for you! Or a pool in your place for me! I
want to be there watching you grow as you carry my fry.”
face flushed as you leaned back onto him looking at your own abdomen
you looked four to five months pregnant. “H-how big will they get?” you
“Not very, they will fill up their egg,
maybe double in size. You’ll lay them and then they’ll hatch!” he
hummed, rubbing your abdomen.
“O-oh good… my body can handle that.” you chuckled smiling, you looked back at him, “You really think I look good like this?”
“You do.” he cooed kissing your lips, “Maybe next time there will be more!!”
“N-next time?” you asked.
yes, once every five years we must somehow remove our brood whether
it’s implanting or naturally disposing of them…” he hummed kissing your
neck, “And please don’t stress, not many survive. It’s not like you’ll
have dozens of babies. And not all mating cycles work… to be honest… if
they are viable it’ll be my first time too.”
felt kind of sad, but understood what he meant, you nodded, “I actually
like this feeling…” you smiled and looked back at him, “I love you
“I love you too.” he said and shifted so he could kiss you deeply and tenderly.
The months passed by and you had been able to talk the aquarium into
letting Star take Parental leave until the small merbabies were able to
function well and were healthy enough to be in the now expanded aquarium
tank with their father. He was sitting in the salt water pool making
sure his aquascaping would be safe for them. He even made a small area
just incase they needed more time to hatch. He was so excited. He hummed
and looked at the ring on his finger. It was his idea, he wanted to
marry you in the human way since you went through with what his kind did
for mating for life. Luckily since he was able to prove his sentience
easily you were able to find a priest willing to do the ritual.
He looked over to you as you just relaxed in the shallow end of the
pool. You looked about eight months pregnant now. He swam over sensing
something in the air change and pushed himself up so he could be sitting
with you. It was almost time.
He had been doing some reading
on human births and found your systems were very - unethical as he
called it. The pain he read about scared him, so he had a plan. He
kissed your neck and up to your cheek giggling.
“Star, what are you….” you winced feeling the pressure in your abdomen.
There it was, Star cooed, “It is time I could smell it!!” he said and kissed you, “Darling, come into the water.”
You obliged and gently waded in. Star managed to push himself up enough
to hit a button that would close any open blinds. Then another that
dimmed the lights in the pool. He let the overhead lights stay the way
they were since they weren’t very bright currently. He swam back over
seeing you were already starting the breathing exercises. He was working
up that kelp flavored mucus. He was hoping to make this as painless on
you as possible. He hummed kissing your cheek sloppily.
“Darling take off your bottoms. I have an idea.” he said gently trying to reassure you.
nodded and took off your swim skirt and set it to the side. The labor
pains weren’t as severe as they could have been, but still had you close
to tears. You were relieved when Star told you about his plan and hoped
it would work. This was too much and it wasn’t just one baby it was a
brood of eggs.
You felt star rubbing at your lips and
groaned, what was he trying to pull? You weren’t in the mood for this.
You looked down at him and he just pulled your legs over his shoulders.
“S-star what are you?”
“If the mucus worked before maybe it’ll work here.” he said before plunging his tongue into you.
Now that made sense and you felt your sore body immediately take in his
little quick fix and warm itself into pleasure. Oh, if this was how it
was going to be everytime viable or not you wanted him to stuff you with
his brood every time. Within five minutes you were moaning out his
name. Your vagina, lips and clit engorged even more than before. He
spent about ten or so minutes doing this until you were an absolute mess
of pleasure. He noted how long it would take you to become near
unresponsive for future reference.
But, now came the fun
part. Star shifted so he would be able to help adjust your legs into a
proper position. He even moved his hand between your legs to hold your
lips apart as he would’ve done for a another mer partner. However he
decided to help coerce the eggs out and gently rub your clit and lips.
While this seemed odd you were grateful. You’d rather be put into a
stupor with pleasure than pain. And would have to do something for him
later. You felt the eggs line up in your canal and soon it came time to
push. Stars fingers did not relent on your engorged clit. However each
wave of pleasure helped you push a jumbo chicken sized egg out and
through your vaginal canal into the water. Luckily they were rather
spongy so they were able to gently and carefully fall to the bottom of
Stars little plan was working. It was making
this process painless and much quicker than it would have been
otherwise. He never let you come to orgasm. He mentioned something about
saving that for the last few difficult ones, but you were to busy
focusing on the pleasure and process of laying the eggs to really pay
much mind. When you were nearing your ends he felt of your abdomen. Just
as he thought. There were a few stragglers. However that just meant
you’d get to enjoy yourself to the fullest.
love, you can do this.” he cooed and kissed you nipping at your lips and
neck before his hand moved from your vaginal lips to your two inch
This caused you to scream in pleasure as your hips
moved in time with his movements helping the trouble maker eggs line
into your canal in a large bunch. He was rather rough with you causing
your orgasm to be so powerful you squirted and the very last few eggs
came out in one go.
He cooed softly and slowed everything
to a stop and came up and laid your head in his lap. He stroked your
wet hair, pink eyes looking down at your filled with absolute adoration
that you could birth so many. He looked out at the pool and noted sadly;
that a good 80% of the brood was unviable. They were floating a top,
but that was alright. He would clean the mess later and more closely
examine the others and cull the ones with any imperfections or the ones
who wouldn’t survive.
He looked back down at you, your
breathes heavy from the amount of work you just went through. You gently
shifted so you could lay against his chest. Body now numb from
everything you did. You looked up at him with tired eyes and smiled.
you, that little plan of yours helped so much. Mmmm and felt heavenly
if I do say so myself. I could get used to this~” you said with a worn
He chuckled and kissed you gently, rubbing your
back, “You did good. I will be transporting them to their little place
soon love. For now you need rest.” he said and smiled helping you get
back into your swim skirt, “Not here though, I can’t risk you drowning.”
he cooed. “I love you.”
“I love you to.” you said.
stood up and kissed him one last time before heading to your room. You
had no idea what to expect when you woke up, you only knew that you were
happy. You fell onto your bed not caring you were sopping went and fell
asleep. You loved your merman husband and little soon to be children
very much. And it was hard to believe it was all because of an
The thing is, Robert and Aaron were never a fairytale romance. They weren’t at the start, or at the middle, and god knows they won’t be a fairytale when they reach their inevitable end.
It’s not always an easy thing to accept, that a couple you love, that has been made amazing and incredible and, well, fairytale-esque is something that is spoiled, or that can be spoiled.
Neither Robert nor Aaron are heroes in their fairytales. They’ve both messed up in some way at some time or another, and they will again. They will hurt each other and themselves and their families. They are not heroes of a fairytale.
But that doesn’t mean they can’t still be heroes. For me, heroes aren’t people who do no wrong, but people who overcome obstacles. Not all of you will agree with me, and that’s fine. I don’t expect you to. My own personal viewpoint is that Aaron and Robert’s relationship is real. They haven’t been living in a bubble this whole time, blind to the world and all of its hardships. They’ve suffered along the way, they’ve hurt each other along the way. And yet they still manage to come through. They still manage to overcome the obstacles, even though they’re sometimes up against unbelievable odds.
If you don’t have darkness, you can’t see the light. That is a cliche and one that doesn’t always ring true. But I hope in this case, for Robert and Aaron, it does. They were never a fairytale. They never purported to be. What they are, are two men trying to fumble and trip their way through the darkness, and help each other out of the other side, into the light.
I can’t promise you I won’t swear when I drive. Or that I will always follow the speed limit. I can’t promise you I won’t eat with my hands, or make a mess on my shirt at almost every meal. I can’t promise you that I won’t embarrass you with my bad dad jokes, or twisted sense of humour. I can’t promise you I won’t break into song and dance in the middle of a walmart, or spin and dip you at the mall. I can’t promise I won’t say things that may upset you, or trip up on my words when I get little nervous. I can’t promise you I will dress my age or even my gender. I can’t promise I won’t make faces at you across the dinner table, or climb across to give you a kiss. I can’t promise I won’t trip on my own two feet at a family dinner or say the wrong thing to your dad. I can’t promise I’ll always have the answers or that I’ll be able to fix everything. I can’t promise I won’t make fun of your choice in romcoms, or secretly enjoy them.
But I can promise you I will be your home. I promise I will be the home to all your secrets. Your favourite hiding place. I will always love you, through your tears, laughter and silence. I promise to pull you into my arms when it’s just a little too cold. I will rub your back after a hard day. I promise I will listen to the same story about Stacy from the office, no matter how many times you’ve told me or about the assignment you are still working on. I will keep your heart warm, and your smile often. I will do everything to show you that despite everything I can’t promise - I will always follow through on what I can.