"Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?"
"I was the worlds nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason."
"You threw off my groove."
"I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."
"Trot out the ladies."
"Let me guess, you've got a great personality."
"Don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look."
"You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
"I'm the emperor and your the emperor's advisor, remember?"
"Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...your departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick I got more."
"Word on the street is you can fix my problem."
"When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye bye."
"With him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and rule the empire."
"Why do we even have that lever?"
"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
"Our moment of triumph approaches."
"I am one hungry king of the world."
"Now to get rid of the body."
"W...we were just making a toast...to your long and healthy rule."
"You know...in my defense...your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
"I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
"Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
"I'm an ugly, stinky llama!"
"I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
"I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer."
"Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing but this, to me, might be considered kind of a backward step, wouldn't you say?"
"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"For the last time, it was not a kiss."
"You know what? Some day you're gonna wind up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
"And so it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday. His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity."
"Well...he's not as dead as we would have hoped."
"I was gonna have you imprisoned for life but I kind of like this better."
"I thought you were a changed man."
"Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?"
"I was always taught that there was some good in everyone but, oh, you proved me wrong."
"Don't read too much into it. It was a one time thing."
"Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
"Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahagony."
"Its called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
"I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!"
"From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
"It's not the first time I was tossed out a window and it won't be the last."
My tomato child just broke the fourth wall, like seriously dude, how powerful are you??? (Also I love that he made himself taller than Marinette omg he hates being smol that’s so cute)
HE’S SMILING. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY ADOPTED THIS CHILD THEN NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME (also it’s interesting how Nathanaël’s actually right-handed while his superhero/villain self is left-handed)
Well at least the poor tomato’s not sitting alone for once (how much do you wanna bet Rose was like “It’s his birthday and he looks lonely, Juleka go talk to him about emo stuff!”)
KIM STOP LAUGHING AT MY SON YOU MEANIE
Also can we talk about Ms Mendeleiev’s heels
This child is like… such a good artist though??? He’s gonna be rich and famous someday, you’ll see
Ivan’s like “Awww no poor guy I know the feel” while Juleka’s like “loooooool”
I HEARD THAT MS MENDELEIEV HAS AN EIGHT PACK, THAT MS MENDELEIEV IS SHREDDED
This class’s reactions to everything will never not be funny to me. Chloé is entertained, Sabrina and Alix are surprised, and Mylène… idk she’s just smiling
(Also Alix has a plaster on her knee, like are you okay? Did you get injured? Why does everyone in this class trip over all the time?)
Only about one and a half minutes into the episode and our butterfly friend is already opening his window dramatically. He must be having such a good day. (So am I omg this episode is a goldmine)
Rose and Nino are friends, that’s really sweet! My adorable sunshine children
Seriously these drawings are great??? Also he did this in about 5 seconds??? I bet the rest of the class commissions him to draw them stuff all the time I mean look at this
Okay this isn’t even important but I just want to remind you that he drew a jetpack. An actual working jetpack that he flew away on. A JETPACK GUYS
Where did he get this boat from? Did he draw the entire thing? Did he steal it? I mean I know he’s pretty nice but he is a villain technically
HE CAN DRAW MUSIC. MUSIC. HAWK MOTH IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED THEN MAYBE DON’T GIVE THE MOST POWERFUL POWERS TO THE NICEST VILLAINS
“I never liked your spinach puffs”
I’m reeeeaaallly loving these totally-not-suspicious HONEYCOMB designs on Chloé’s mirror :)))
They’re on the walls too, of course that’s not suspicious or anything
Chloé has all these cute dresses but we’ve never seen her wear them
This really dangerous spinning saw thing has Nath’s exclamation mark logo on it omg, the amount of detail that goes into this show I swear
This poor child… his birthday went so badly… also I hope Ladybug and Chat Noir didn’t just leave him there and run off, considering this is Chloé’s house so she’d probably wanna push the poor guy out of the window or something
Hawk Moth chill
There’s no way Adrien could have got there without her seeing… unless he was hiding in the locker :)))