i never liked your spinach puffs

The Emperor’s New Groove  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Beware the groove!”
  • “Demon llama? Where?”
  • “For the last time, it was not a kiss!”
  • “Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.”
  • “By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”
  • “You’re the criminal mastermind! Not me!”
  • “Pull the lever, _____!  —— WRONG LEVER!”
  • “Oh, wait. I know you. You’re that whiny peasant.”
  • “Well, he’s not as dead as we would have hoped.”
  • “Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”
  • “You’re not just gonna let him die like that, are you?”
  • “Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. All is forgiven.”
  • “I don’t know about you, but I’m getting all funned out.”
  • “Don’t tell me… we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
  • “Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.”
  • “Is there anything on this menu not swimming in gravy?”
  • “They saw the whole thing. They know what happened….”
  • “I know. It’s called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.”
  • “No, no. It’s okay! This… this is all right. We can figure this out.”
  • “Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn’t as nice as I should have been.”
  • “I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason!”
  • “It’s not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won’t be the last!”
  • “And do you want to know something else? I never liked your spinach puffs!”
  • “The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.”
  • “He can’t get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?!”
  • “He’s trying to lead you down the ‘path of righteousness’. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
  • “I got a little secret for you. Come here… No, closer. —– I DON’T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!”
  • “I’ll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!”
the schools as "The Emperor's New Groove" quotes
  • Fire: "The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specially chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison."
  • Ice: "Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."
  • Storm: "This story is about me. Not him."
  • Life: "MY SPINACH PUFFS!"
  • Death: "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • Myth: "You really should have thought of that before you became PEASANTS!"
  • Balance: "I never liked your spinach puffs."
The Emperor's New Groove {Sentence Starters}
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been."
  • "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "Make me the special. And hold the gravy!"
  • "So, is everything ready for tonight?"
  • "I got three good reasons why you should just walk away."
  • "Take him out of town and finish the job, now!"
  • "I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! "
  • "Look, I'm sorry for tossing you out the window earlier."
  • "I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that."
  • "What can I say? I'm a rebel."
  • "Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing!"
  • "Are you talking to that squirrel?"
  • "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
  • "Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you."
  • "I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had."
  • "That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel."
  • "And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs!"
  • "It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy."
  • "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?"
  • "Somebody's throwin' stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?"
  • "What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle."
  • "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
The Emperor's New Groove Sentence Meme
  • "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?"
  • "I was the worlds nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason."
  • "You threw off my groove."
  • "I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."
  • "Trot out the ladies."
  • "Let me guess, you've got a great personality."
  • "Don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look."
  • "You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
  • "I'm the emperor and your the emperor's advisor, remember?"
  • "Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...your departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick I got more."
  • "Word on the street is you can fix my problem."
  • "When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye bye."
  • "With him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and rule the empire."
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
  • "Our moment of triumph approaches."
  • "I am one hungry king of the world."
  • "Now to get rid of the body."
  • "W...we were just making a toast...to your long and healthy rule."
  • "You know...in my defense...your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
  • "Demon llama!"
  • "I'm an ugly, stinky llama!"
  • "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
  • "I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer."
  • "Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing but this, to me, might be considered kind of a backward step, wouldn't you say?"
  • "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "For the last time, it was not a kiss."
  • "You know what? Some day you're gonna wind up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
  • "And so it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday. His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity."
  • "Well...he's not as dead as we would have hoped."
  • "I was gonna have you imprisoned for life but I kind of like this better."
  • "I thought you were a changed man."
  • "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?"
  • "I was always taught that there was some good in everyone but, oh, you proved me wrong."
  • "Don't read too much into it. It was a one time thing."
  • "Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
  • "Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahagony."
  • "Its called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!"
  • "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
  • "It's not the first time I was tossed out a window and it won't be the last."
Reaction Meme [The Emperor's New Groove edition]
  • “Beware the groove! The groooooove.”
  • “How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!”
  • “Wrong lever!”
  • “It’s dinnertime!”
  • “What?! A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
  • “You know, in my defense, your poisons all look the same. You might wanna think about re-labelling some of them”
  • “All right, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!
  • “You’re not just gonna let him die like that, are you?”
  • “Don’t listen to that guy! He’s trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness”. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!“
  • ”We’ve been through this. It’s a harp, and you know it.“
  • ”All right. So, that’s a harp… and that’s a dress.“
  • ”My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I’m an ugly stinking llama!“
  • ”For the last time, it was not a kiss!“
  • ”I need to hear these words.“
  • ”Uh, do you need to hear all those words exactly?“
  • HE’S STILL ALIVE?!?
  • ”Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that lovely eulogy.“
  • ”YA THINK?! You and I are going out to find him! If he talks, we’re through! Now let’s MOVE!“
  • " "Oh, I’m a crumbling canyon wall, and I’m taking you with me.” Well, not today, pal!“
  • ”The peasant, at the diner! … He didn’t pay his check.“
  • This had better be GOOD!
  • ”Break it down? Are you kidding? This is hand-carved mahogany.“
  • ”Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.“
  • ”And do you want to know something else? I never liked your spinach puffs. NEVER!
  • ”Strange. That usually works.“
  • ”Easy, tiger. Hey, I’ll be using that arm later.“
Rewatching Evillustrator

My tomato child just broke the fourth wall, like seriously dude, how powerful are you??? (Also I love that he made himself taller than Marinette omg he hates being smol that’s so cute)

HE’S SMILING. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY ADOPTED THIS CHILD THEN NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME (also it’s interesting how Nathanaël’s actually right-handed while his superhero/villain self is left-handed)

Well at least the poor tomato’s not sitting alone for once (how much do you wanna bet Rose was like “It’s his birthday and he looks lonely, Juleka go talk to him about emo stuff!”)

KIM STOP LAUGHING AT MY SON YOU MEANIE

Also can we talk about Ms Mendeleiev’s heels

This child is like… such a good artist though??? He’s gonna be rich and famous someday, you’ll see

Ivan’s like “Awww no poor guy I know the feel” while Juleka’s like “loooooool”

I HEARD THAT MS MENDELEIEV HAS AN EIGHT PACK, THAT MS MENDELEIEV IS SHREDDED

This class’s reactions to everything will never not be funny to me. Chloé is entertained, Sabrina and Alix are surprised, and Mylène… idk she’s just smiling

(Also Alix has a plaster on her knee, like are you okay? Did you get injured? Why does everyone in this class trip over all the time?)

Only about one and a half minutes into the episode and our butterfly friend is already opening his window dramatically. He must be having such a good day. (So am I omg this episode is a goldmine)

Rose and Nino are friends, that’s really sweet! My adorable sunshine children

Seriously these drawings are great??? Also he did this in about 5 seconds??? I bet the rest of the class commissions him to draw them stuff all the time I mean look at this

Okay this isn’t even important but I just want to remind you that he drew a jetpack. An actual working jetpack that he flew away on. A JETPACK GUYS

Where did he get this boat from? Did he draw the entire thing? Did he steal it? I mean I know he’s pretty nice but he is a villain technically

HE CAN DRAW MUSIC. MUSIC. HAWK MOTH IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED THEN MAYBE DON’T GIVE THE MOST POWERFUL POWERS TO THE NICEST VILLAINS

I never liked your spinach puffs”

I’m reeeeaaallly loving these totally-not-suspicious HONEYCOMB designs on Chloé’s mirror :)))

They’re on the walls too, of course that’s not suspicious or anything

Chloé has all these cute dresses but we’ve never seen her wear them

This really dangerous spinning saw thing has Nath’s exclamation mark logo on it omg, the amount of detail that goes into this show I swear

This poor child… his birthday went so badly… also I hope Ladybug and Chat Noir didn’t just leave him there and run off, considering this is Chloé’s house so she’d probably wanna push the poor guy out of the window or something

Hawk Moth chill

There’s no way Adrien could have got there without her seeing… unless he was hiding in the locker :)))

Disney Villain Based Sentence Starters
  • You fools!
  • Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
  • How quaint.
  • Come in. Come in my child.
  • We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing.
  • Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch isn't he?
  • She may be the key to _______'s undoing.
  • Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
  • How do you kill a god?
  • Uh, fellas? ______ would be that way.
  • Go that way! The yutz with the horse!
  • Off with her head!
  • Do you play croquet?
  • I'm surrounded by idiots.
  • Run. Run away and never return.
  • Sing something with a little bounce in it.
  • Don't you disrespect me, little man.
  • I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
  • To the secret lab!
  • Pull the lever!
  • Why do we even have that lever?
  • Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
  • It's called a cruel irony, like my dependance on you.
  • I never liked your spinach puffs!
  • AHAHAHAHAHA.....I win.
  • Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?
  • Look at you as fragile as a flower.
  • You know I hate to leave you after a fight. Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
  • Look in that mirror. You know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look you're here too.
  • No no. I distinctly remember. You're birthday was last year.
  • Don't forget it. You'll regret it. Mother knows best.
  • So mature now. Such a clever grown up miss.
Emperor's New Groove Sentence Starters
  • “More…broccoli?”
  • “Hit him on the head.”
  • “Oh boohoo, now I feel really bad." 
  • "Well that makes you ugly and stupid." 
  • "This is the last time we take directions from a squirrel." 
  • "Are you talking to that squirrel?”
  • “Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.”
  • “It’s called a "cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.“
  • "Hit the road Bucky!" 
  • "No touchy." 
  • "Why do we even have that lever?”
  • “Ooh, look at me! That’s me as a baby!" 
  • "I don’t make deals with peasants!" 
  • "It’s my birthday gift to me. I’m so happy." 
  • "You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.”
  • “Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?" 
  • "Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. ”
  • “WHat can I say? I’m a rebel." 
  • "You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult." 
  • "It’s like I’m talking to a monkey, really big stupid monkey." 
  • "I never liked your spinach puffs!" 
  • "I have no idea, you’re the criminal mastermind here." 
  • "You’re right. That’s giving you way too much credit.”
  • “Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude." 
  • "Hmm, don’t know, don’t care. How’s that?" 
  • "Demon llama!" 
  • "Wah-hah, llama face." 
  • "Big, dumb and tone deaf." 
  • "Oh, he’s doing his own theme music." 
  • "I am so glad I was unconcious for all of this." 
  • "Bless you for coming out in public." 
  • "That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”