i never got to post this i think

Okay, so in honor of Descendants 2 coming out tonight, I thought I’d share a headcanon.

So, since Jafar was a sorcerer, I think he’d teach Jay some magic. Just a few lessons here and there, until he got pretty good. Of course, since they’re on the Isle, the magic lessons are useless.

Likewise, Jay never thought to tell anyone. Besides, his main focus was always stealing.

That is, until he got to Auradon. Jay would start trying to practice his magic in secret, until one day he made a mistake during a spell. Then, he would go to Mal for help.

Mal started giving him lessons, and teaching him the spells that she knew. They grew even closer due to their shared use of magic.

He even grew close to Jane, because she knows magic too. Soon enough, he’s just as good as Mal.

And even though they’re already good, Mal and Jay start a magic user’s club with Jane.
Jay makes friends with all the other kids who know magic, and learns so many more spells.

anonymous asked:

Sad part is. If. IF they were choosing this i feel like things would be ten times different. And if we were wrong and they were not in a relationship we wouldnt get a long reaponce to what can be simply said as No. No we are not. And fact that both h&l have started reaponces with supporting that we can think as we wish. Lol.

Exactly. The whole point is they’re not choosing this, they’ve always rebelled against it and god knows what’s really going on bts because from one SAFE interview we get to Dan’s BS then another SAFE interview and I feel like I’m having a whiplash. I think their team has always been hard on them because they never stood in the line, they never allowed them to tear them apart and that made a few people upset….. 

And just a friendly reminder that this guy

DOESN’T have Simon on speed dial.

And your other point, like the Houie said who got revived as a Larrie today in that post, it makes no sense to deny it unless… unless there’s something to sweep under the rug. If they had just forgotten about years ago then people would’ve left the scene slowly, but no, for years there are like yearly 2-3 denials in all shape of form, even made Josh to deny RBB. A fucking rainbow bondage bear. These denials reached a point a few years ago when instead of sending fans away, they all go people ask Annndddd why is it a topic when the dude has a baby and a steady girlfriend…?

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to take a moment to say THANK YOU for posting about Ivar! I've been thinking about watching Vikings for a really long time now, and I've even owned the first season since it came out, but for some reason I never got around to watching it. Then, I started noticing your posts about Ivar and he immedietly caught my attention and made me want to start watching it. Well, needless to say, I'm almost done with season 1 and I think I got a new favorite show on my hands.

Haha. I’ve been making vikings gifs for about five hours. The Ragnarsson boys are the best :D I have some awesome ones for fics.

Vague Blogging Isn’t Cool

Just a reminder that vague blogging is not cool.  At all.  It can be hurtful to others.  People can assume that a post is about them, when it isn’t.  I understand you are free to post what you want on your blog, but have some forethought.  If you are upset, angry, pissed, or any of those things, sometimes it is better to just step away from tumblr for a bit.  Even just an hour.  Go do something else, clear your head, think about it – anything besides vague blogging.  If you have a problem with another RP’er, attempt to talk to them in private.  Common sense and manners go a long way.

I won’t say that I’ve never vague blogged.  I have in the past.  I still might in the future, but I try not to.  I’ve been on the receiving end of it, or the one that got anxiety form someone’s blog post.

anonymous asked:

Mine wasn't negative at all I submitted twice not even in the same week and they never got posted

That is weird because I promise you we answer all the submissions we receive.

Really sorry about that! :( Please feel free to resend it! 

The only thing I can think of is if you sent it via “fanmail” then it wouldn’t be posted because there is no function to post those. 

So today started out dumb, but this afternoon was AWESOME.

I’m on the porch attempting to construct a railing for the stairs when I notice a weird noise. Like, a kind of droning or buzzing? And it’s getting loud. So I investigate. It’s coming from the neighbor’s yard. 

It is a metric fuckton of bees. I have never seen so many bees in my life. It is a fucking swarm of bees, and I have been reading about bees because I got a wild hair a few weeks back about wanting a hive of my own, but haven’t yet convinced Husbandthing, and there is suddenly a SWARMING HERD OF WILD HONEYBEES IN THE NEIGHBOR’S YARD.

I see postings on the neighborhood page all the time for feral swarm collection, but I also know the guy in the house across the alley just set up a hive. “Hey I think your hive escaped,” I text him. 

He calls me back about three minutes later. Turns out, the swarm he was supposed to get never came; the company went out of business and his order got cancelled, and he’d found out HALF AN HOUR AGO. And he says he’s got a friend who is a professional beekeeper, and he’s going to go pick her up and would it be okay if they came and got this swarm please please please?

So Bee Neighbor and Professional Beekeeper show up and immediately don bee suits. Apparently there is fierce competition for feral swarms, and the swarm in the neighbor’s tree is HUGE, and also twenty feet off the ground, and Bee Neighbor wants them very badly. 

The tree the bees are in is in a yard belonging to neither of us, so we go knock on the door, but there’s no answer. I knock on the house adjacent to it, but that guy’s not home either. Finally, I text the neighbor on the other side of me to see if he’s got contact info for the property owner, who is incredibly shy and in three years has never made eye contact. No luck. 

So…we trespass. We get my extension ladder, and Bee Neighbor climbs the tree while Professional Beekeeper stands on the ladder and walks him through the swarm collection. Turns out, you just shake the swarm into a box, and as long as the queen makes it into the box, the rest of the swarm will eventually follow. Bee Neighbor has never collected a swarm before (this is, in fact, his very first swarm of bees ever) and it takes the two of them the better part of an hour in the tree trying to shake the swarm into the box. 

Bees eventually get into the box. Bee Neighbor gets out of the tree without dying, and Professional Beekeeper examines the swarm and makes pleased noises. At this point, the box is the neighbor’s driveway, and about two thirds of the swarm is still milling around the box all confused. Since the neighbor isn’t home and we can’t contact him, he risks coming and parking right in the middle of a huge cloud of bees. Professional Beekeeper doesn’t want to move the box too far away, because we risk the milling bees losing the queen’s scent and never going into the box. An equidistant point between the current location and Bee Neighbor’s yard is the top of my recycling bin. 

So they put the box of bees on my recycling bin, and I text Husbandthing.

Now I have a box of bees that I am babysitting. They’re being all lazy and dopey and bumbling around. I think I might be in love. Bee Neighbor will pick the box up later tonight and put them in his hive, and then the bees will be MY neighbors too!!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

okay so I was browsing a store online with a bunch of overwatch merch and they had this collection of wallets with characters and their quotes and

‘oeath walhs among you’
I almost didn’t notice 
but strap yourselves in ‘cause it gets better
(also I’ll add a caption under all of them in case they’re too hard to read)

‘lets otopthe aeat’
you heard him, everyone

‘one shor
one hill’

‘a inrooe perror arco’
what 

‘love love’???? idk I can’t read that shit

‘trueself is wnhout form’
apparently words too

‘bettle continues’

‘gravmy hills’
I don’t even know Zarya’s voice lines well enough to know what this is supposed to be but I’m pretty sure it’s wrong

‘rrs high noon’
rrs high noon somewhere in the world

‘awwwwwwwww’
same

‘marhe avyhe oragon’
almost got the dragon right, come on you can do it

‘justicerain ffomaaove’
looks like someone sleep-drunk

‘ican do tms yitn all my eyes closed’
yea you heard it right ALL my eyes closed

‘rhllo rcriverco’
what even
?????

‘heros never one’

‘from oroer oring hermony
from light inro buings’
oh my god

‘I ma one-man’
you sure are

‘preoue oont rrove’
why

‘cheer love
the cavalry’s here’
OH MY GOD THEY DID IT THEY GOT IT RIGHT I’M SO PROUD OF THEM


and now a bonus:

plot twist
Reaper’s actually Tracer

drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10

skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10

malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10

the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10


shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10

homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10

marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10

lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10

worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

anonymous asked:

Would you post a picture of you in a croptop?I think you'd rock it

Oh! Hmmmm never thought about that hahah, the closest thing I got to one was the Halloween costumes vine haha

listen to me.  

don’t get your hopes up. 

destiel is never going to become canon.  

destiel is never going to become 

destiel is never going to

destiel is never going

destiel is never

destiel is

destiel.

Long story short.

Me: *goes up to Jensen and Misha feeling her heart beating all the way up in her throat*

Jensen & Misha: *smiling* “Hiiiii!”

Me: *smiles and stumbles over her own words*

Me: “I’m sorry, I know its not pie, but it’s the closest I could find. so I was wondering what would Dean’s and Castiel’s reaction be to seeing this monster donut.”

Lol, I have no idea what Misha as Cas is doing. Feeling for a heartbeat? Looking for molecules? Giving the donut a blessing? :’) One will never know… Some friends and I were reminded of something else as well, but that I won’t mention right now… :‘P

May the 4th be with you! I’ve always wanted to draw something for May the 4th and never got around to it, but I thought of this when I was at my Comic Con booth and I found my excuse to draw it. I think this is what a Solangelo date looks like and I’m not interested in anyone saying Nico wouldn’t be a brilliant Kylo Ren (or Will as Rey for that matter 😝). This might be the happiest Nico I’ve every drawn. P.S. It my still be the 3rd in ur half of the world but here down under it’s the 4th. Please credit with @crossroad_c_pettigrew in the description if u re- post on insta 👍.

Babies
  • Dianna: Steve?
  • Steve: Yes
  • Dianna: Do you like babies?
  • Steve: Well I've never actually had a full encounter with one. Why?
  • Dianna: Well I think I got in trouble
  • Steve: HOW
  • Dianna: I was walking and I saw a baby crying and it looked really sad, so-
  • *Dianna pulls a baby out from behind her*
  • Dianna: We have a baby now!
  • Steve: YOU CANT DO THAT
  • Dianna: Why not?
  • Steve: It has a mother that will miss it.
  • Dianna: I can be it's mother
  • Steve: Come on, we have to take it back to wherever you found it.
  • Dianna: Can we have a baby then?
  • Steve: UM WELL I DONT KNOW ABOUT HAVING ONE BUT MAYBE ADOPTING ONE??
  • Dianna: YAY

anonymous asked:

Hey it's the Disney anon! Yeah I meant sort of live action BATB cause I love the Bucky fic you did😊 So if it's something you'd be happy to write for can I request a reader x gaston fic where they grew up together and she is in love with him but is convinced it isn't mutual & that he deserves better so doesn't tell him. Another guy asks her out & she accepts cause she thinks she should move on if gaston will never love her. But Gaston actually gets super jealous/possessive. Hope it's ok thanks❤

Pairing: Gaston x Reader
Fandom: Disney ; Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Warnings: /

A/N: asdfghjkl, I’m so glad you send me this request, I literally grinned so hard when I got it! I don’t normally post two things a day, but I literally had the easiest time writing this. This prompt gave me so much inspiration that I just typed it in one go and I’m actually quite happy with how it turned out. I hope you like it as well and if you have any other gaston x reader request please send them my way. I LOVE writing for him and the reader. (added Gaston to my fandoms list)

                                                           *****

“You’re staring again,” LeFou, who had seemingly snuck up on you, whispered.

You blinked a few times to break the spell you were under before and turned around, wanting to convince him that, no, you weren’t staring at Gaston like a fool in love. 

But the look he threw you was enough to know that it wouldn’t work on him.

“It’s not like I don’t understand. And I’m certainly not the one to judge you,” he winked at you and you had to laugh a little. “But what I don’t understand is why you don’t tell him. You’ve known each other for so long..”

“Oh LeFou. If only it were so easy. Look at him..-” he was currently chasing Belle again. “He doesn’t feel the same and I doubt he ever will. He needs a woman who cooks for him and plays the good wife. You and me both know that I’m not that kind of woman.”

“Neither is Belle! Which is why he fancies her! So what makes you different?”

“I’m a huntress, LeFou. Belle and me are completely the opposite of each other. If she’s his type then I’m most certainly not.”

“She’s beautiful. That’s why she’s his type. And do I need to remind you of your beauty?”

You sighed and turned around to face your friend, smiling a little, then hugging him.

In the meantime, Gaston gave up for today in chasing Belle and approached the two of you.

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In human aus I always like to think Norway is really good at slight of hand.

Ahh this is part of a bigger AU that I never posted, but I thought this was a cute scene from it.